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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day
Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day
Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day
Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day
Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day
Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day
Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day
Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day
Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day
Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2009

16

Sep

Scary See Through Picture of the Day

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Her name is Leigh Lezark and she is like the grandmother to newage hipsters. She ran some bullshit celebrity and scenester parties called Misshapes where she DJed with a couple other dirtbags and they were all the rage for that whole faggy fashion and art scene in New York that Los Anelges copied and that made her some of fashion icon and now she’s scaring the fuck out of me in this outfit during fashion weak….that’s right I called it fashion weak…I’m such a jerk. I hate myself right now, just a heads up…

Pics via Mavrix

Posted in:Leigh Lezark|See Thru

2009

16

Sep

Lucy Lui’s Got Some Fat Lesbian Asian Tits of the Day

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I remember a few years ago when you couldn’t go a day without hearing about Lucy Lui, she was all the fuckin’ rage and now, those days are over, but I am guess she’s a lesbian now, because here she is holding hands with a girl and despite knowing that women are needy and annoying and need constant attention, bitches constantly hold each other, hug each other and cuddle each other, meaning they may or may not fuck each other with strap ons, despite how much more interesting they would be if they did.

Update – I looked her up and I think she’s Bi……so maybe this is just a preview to the hardcore dyke sex that’s gonna go down a few hours after this picture was taken and here are her hard asian nipples….

Pics via Mavrix

Posted in:Lucy Lui|Tits

2009

16

Sep

Rachel Bilson in Showing Off Bra in her Pissed Colored Outfit of the Day

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Rachel Bilson was the only thing I could stomach back when I watched the OC on Thursday nights before going to local college bars where I’d use some of the typical drama that happened on the show to strike up conversation with the dumb bitches in the bar who were hooked on the shit a bunch of years ago, tricking them into thinking we had something in common, but the truth is it was all a tactic to see them naked, which for the recond, never worked.

Speaking of never working, I don’t remember the last thing I saw this bitch in, but at least she’s working her tits by showing off some bra in these pictures, because that’s really the only work she needs to be a success in my books, not that my opinion of success is something she cares about since she doesn’t know I exist…

Pics via Mavrix and INF

Posted in:Piss|Rachel Bilson

2009

16

Sep

Eliza Dushku’s Got Jungle Fever of the Day

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As a member of an inter-racial couple, not that I actually consider myself in a realtionship, I’m really only married out of convenience, and not that I really consider myself Mexican, because I’ve been Americanized a few times over and my skin’s turned greay and ashy, but I still like to celebrate all interracial couples I see by pointing and laughing and making it harder for them than it already is, because social stigma is my real life partner, I just don’t really know what it means…but it means I like to make fun of people for things they are already insecure about…and here is the pic that disappoints her family.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Eliza Dushku|IRC|Rick Fox

2009

16

Sep

Ciara in a See Thru Shirt and Leather Shorts of the Day

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I guess I run a fashion site without knowing anything about fashion. I’m the next Anna Wintour or some shit, you know the star of The September Issue or some homobullshit, because here I am writing about what a bitch is wearing, when you have eyes and can figure it out on your fucking own.

This is Ciara, she fucks Diddy for exposure, since the last 5 years haven’t brought her that much success, and whoring herself is the best way to the top, and now she’s stepped it up a notch and has started leaking nude pics and dressing like a whore, even though this isn’t actually what whores dress like, it’s some suburban misconception and not accurate at all, you know something people are always willing to drop when a bitch dresses a little slutty, but when it really has no relevance, since the whores I know don’t wear designer, they wear soiled panties and ripped mini skirts and they smell like piss, rotting flesh, broken condoms and broken dreams and here is Ciara….

Pics via Mavrix

Posted in:Ciara|Leather Shorts|See Thru

2009

16

Sep

Megan Fox Does Rolling Stone Magazine of the Day

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Megan Fox is in Rolling Stone and they got her doing some kind of borderline hot photoshoot because she’s America’s most overrated sex icon thanks to the media shoving her down our impressionable minds, at least according to me but I guess she fits all the criteria on my list of being a girl I want to fuck even though the only thing on that list is that she has a pussy….and I am not talking about David from 90210 despite the fact that he’s clearly a pussy, I’m talking about the pussy in her short jean shorts….

Either way, since she’s all the fuckin’ rage, I’ll participate in inflating her to a standard she can’t live up to, so that she crashes hard and turns to porn. Just doin’ my part…

Posted in:Megan Fox|Panties|Rolling Stone

2009

16

Sep

Aubrey O’Day and Her Peepshow Promo Pics of the Day

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It’s a celebration at the O’Day household, you know bitch busted out the jar of peanut butter for the dog she fucks to go to fucking town on her cunt, because Aubrey O’Day’s finally got work and hasn’t had to lower herself to her breast implant’s destiny of being grabbed for 10 dollars a song, instead, she is acting like a stripper and not actually being a stripper, apparently there’s a difference, just not a very big one and here she is in her photoshopped promo pics for “Peep Show” filling the big shoes that Mel B left in her life changing performance and O’Day is wearing some stripper clothes because she’s acting like a stripper and not actually a stripper…let me repeat that…she’s acting like a stripper and not actually a stripper (yet)…..what a fuckin’ joke.

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Lingerie

2009

16

Sep

Shakira’s Short Legs in Some Tight Jeans of the Day

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Everyone has been freaking out about the new Shakira video that I assume has been out for a while, but that I slept on because I don’t really care about bitches who claim their breasts are small and humble, especailly when they aren’t 18 anymore, but according to all my creepy friends at the park, apparently shit is one of those music videos you can jerk off to, which hasn’t happened in a long time, and I guess she can get away with it cuz she pulls the “latin” card, you know where she claims her people are much more in touch with their sexuality and bodies, when in reality all the latin women I know have fat asses and are addicted to eating tacos and will stab you in the neck while you are sleeping because they dreamt you cheated on them, so I tend to stay away from that shit…especially when they sing with her the stupid sounds she makes with her throat that remind me of some kind of duck hunt, or tribal mating call, but I’m not gonna hate on her, even though these pics lead me to believe she’s got short, stalky legs and I hate that shit….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Shakira|Tight Jeans

2009

16

Sep

Miranda Kerr and Her Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Miranda Kerr in her bikini, which is really exciting considering she’s a fuckin’ bikini model and we’ve seen it all before….getting excited over these pictures is like getting excited watching the garbage man pick up the trash, only a little more understandable and a little less creepy, here are some of the pics…

Posted in:Bikini|Miranda Kerr

2009

16

Sep

Kara from American Idol Squatting of the Day

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I don’t find Kara DioGuardi much to look at, if anything I find her a cunt who produced really shitty generic music that is usually guaranteed hits cuz it’s so fucking candycoated and bullshit, then I see her on American Idol acting all hard and catty with girls who are far hotter than she is, because she’s just the kind of old slut who resents younger bitches cuz guys prefer fucking them than fucking her and here she is squatting in what looks like a table cloth, or maybe a Christmas Tress skirt, or even a pair of curtains she took from her grandmother’s home after she died, which is fitting because grandmother home is pretty much exactly what her pussy smells like, at least that’s what I’ve been told…..

Pics Via INF

Posted in:American Idol|Kara Dioguardi|Squating