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2009

17

Sep

Phoebe Price Applies Make-Up to Her Leg of the Day

Wanna see a waste of fucking money? You know a bitch just pissing the shit away for the world who can’t afford to eat or pay their fucking utility bill to look onto with envy of such a glorious fucking life of luxury that she lives….because these are pictures of her getting a make-up artist to cover up a cut on her fucking leg. She actually went into a salon and paid a bitch to do this for her cuz she’s got some serious ego and false sense of importance because she was invited to the Emmy Awards or some shit, and maybe this kind of high maintenance southern belle with a flaming red pussy turns you on, so here are the pics…

Pics via MAVRIXONLINE.COM

Posted in:Make-Up|Phoebe Price

2009

17

Sep

Ashley Tisdale and Her Fit Little Tits is Still Ugly of the Day

I don’t find Ashley Tisdale worth looking at, but for some reason I am drawn to posting pictures of her to talk about how ugly she is, despite not being that ridiculously ugly, just too ugly for Hollywood, you know a lot like Alexis Arquette if he didn’t spend his plastic surgery budget on getting his dick cut off and focused that shit to his nose like she did and I guess none of that really matters……what does matter is that despite the stupid shorts, she’s got some perky tits…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Fit|Tits|Ugly

2009

17

Sep

Keely Hazell’s 2010 Calendar Preview of the Day

Here is some Keely Hazell tits in a bikini in some photoshoot for some 2010 Calendar, because you know a bitch with big tits who was a glamour model in the UK and who I know very little about because she does very little with her career, posing in a bikini for her calendar that I guess mechanics, people who can’t give up on a really dated tradition and people who don’t have computers or cellphones will buy or get as a gift, despite being one of the shittiest fucking gifts you can give someone pretty much ever, you know when you get one of these for Xmas or your birthday that that person just fucking hates you and this is their passive aggressive way.

Either way, the pics are ok. Look at them.

Posted in:2010 Calendar|Keely Hazell

2009

17

Sep

Eva Longoria Sill Boring as Shit of the Day

Wow, I can’t believe people were going crazy over this bitch. She’s nothing more but a Mexican chamber maid who slept with the right hotel guest, a Mexican cleaning lady who had the right client that she would fuck when the wife was out, a Mexican nanny who babysat for the right family who she would fuck when everyone was in bed, you know trash who used her pussy to get ahead and I hope people are starting to realize it….especially when seeing her in these boring fucking pictures…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Boring|Eva Longoria

2009

17

Sep

Kristin Cavallari’s Shitty Panty Flash of the Day

I was sitting in a bar last night and some gutterslut, because that’s the kind of trash that frolick to the bars I hang out in, was bending over the bar and and I could see the top of her panties like it was 4 years ago when jackin’ your thong to your hips in your lowrise jeans was all the fucking rage for trashy latina chicks, and in staring at her underwear barly covering her ass crack, bunched up and lacy, I realized I saw a fuckin’ shit stain. I wish I was joking. What could have been the hottest visual of the night, because lets face it my life sucks, quickly turned into disgusting.

Here is latch-on Laguna Beach “start” and recently The Hills “bottom feeder trying to make a dollar cuz she couldn’t get work anywhere else cuz she was othe only one who actually thought she had talent” showing off her panties that seem to have a shit stain of their own, only that shit stain has a name and that name is Kristin Cavallari.

Admit that was a good one. Actually don’t. I don’t need you.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Kristin Cavallari|Lesbian|Panty

2009

17

Sep

Rihanna and Her Nipple Ring of the Day

Yes, I’ve seen the Rihana nipple ring in a see thru shirt pictures, you can’t stop emailing me…who am I kidding….no one ever emails me.

I don’t find these exciting because I already knew she had a nipple ring, I’ve already seen her naked and because I’m seriously over Rihanna, she bores me, my Barbados connection told me enough shit about her to make her seem like a trash can bullshit person, like everyone in entertainment, but most importantly, my dog barks at her on TV and he only barks at dogs, proving that either my dog’s racist and thinks black people are animals, or he just thinks RIhanna is one and that’s a huge reason why I hate her, because I realized life is a lot funnier when you let your dog make decisions for you.

Pics via GO

Posted in:Nipple Ring|Rihanna

2009

17

Sep

Alexis Arquette and “Her” Panty Flash of the Day

I’d like to switch things up here for a minute and throw up these pictures of Alexis “Used to be a Man” Arquette’s panty flash, even though “she” looks like a Jewish accountant at a halloween party, because I know a lot of you are closet cases and this is the only way you can accept your sexuality without fully accepting your sexuality, if you know what I mean. When I worked in the warehouse for a porn distributor, the biggest selling shit was tranny porn, I never got it and watched one once and figured that maybe guys liked seeing chicks with dicks fuck chicks without dicks and it was even more straight than straight porn,, cuz you had 2 sets of fake tits, one vagina and one dick, you know maybe tranny shit was something different after being so desensitized to regular porn, but then I saw the scene where dude was fucking a tranny and let me tell you there’s nothing straight about that, and nothing normal about mentally unstable people changing their fuckin’ gender like some kind of freaks, something that should be illegal and the whole thing creeps me the fuck out, but you probably like it, because someone’s keeping those tranny whores in business….

Pics via GO

Posted in:Alexis Arquette|Panty|Tranny

2009

17

Sep

Kanye West and Taylor Swift Have the Same Agent of the Day

In believing nothing you see on television or in the entertainment industy, because nothing gets on TV or without it being run by an approval board, because there is too much money on the line, making it impossible for people to just jump on stage and do shit like Kanye pulled, it turns out Kanye and Taylor both have the same agent.

His name is David Wirtschafter.

That means this was a lie to the people and a lie to everyone they have been interviewed by, including my favorite vagina, Whoopi Goldburg, reminding us that Talyor swift is a usless fucking cunt just trying to get more buzz and Kanye is still the piece of shit, closet case, only child brat with a dead mother.

We’re all such fucking idiots and should know better than this, so remember nothing you see is real. These people are just puppets and we just drink the fucking Kool Aid. I am usually way smarter than this. Oh well.

Posted in:Agent|Kanye West|Taylor Swift

2009

17

Sep

Megan Fox Talks About Her Shitty Movie Like We Give a Fuck of the Day

Megan Fox was part of some kind of Meet and Greet, which I guess is on the same level and Obama and McCain and their bullshit town hall meetings in random towns around America, you know in efforts to connect with her fans, have a little question and answer with her fans about such exciting things like her new movie and I really wish I was there to laugh at the shit as I am sure you wish you were there to masturbate under your trench coat, you weird motherfucker….

Thanks to Youtube, Here’s a video of the Meet and Greet……saying things like that the movie is better than we think it is and that it is “fuckin’ rad” and then she goes off on some whole other bullshit, shakes her tits like the whore that she was destined to be and the whole thing is funny….not that I watched the whole thing…because I’m just not that interested…and because I have a severe hatred for Diablo Cody….but it’s nice that I didn’t have to fly to LA to be a part of this joke. Thanks internet.

Pics via INF

Posted in:Bullshit|Jennifer Body|Megan Fox

2009

17

Sep

Blake Lively and her Tits in a Short Skirt of the Day

I don’t understand why the bitch on Gossip Girl with the sex tape I’ve never seen is far more lowkey than the bitch on Gossip Girl who is constantly showing off her tits and body in as little clothes as possible without filming a sex tape just walking down the street, pussy in air and shit, but the worst thing about all this is that I am writing this bullshit about her, I think I need new hobbies….

Pics Via PCN

Posted in:Blake Lively|Tits