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2009

07

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I feel like a serious crackhead when the sun is rising and I am still drinking. Actually I don’t. I am just confused how to type right now, the girl who demonstrated anal sex to me wasn’t much of a help…

Here are my stepLINKS….

Because It’s Not Quite Friday Yet
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There Are The Children of Our Future…Oof
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Japanese Sex Eggs? Hmmmm
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The 9 Hottest Ethiopian Women
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Dogs + Laser Pointers = Hours of Fun
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The Rachel Nicholsí Leg Show
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This Kid is Paralyzed and Skateboards and I Don’t Get It
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Kate Moss is Topless
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Jennifer Aniston’s Old Maid Legs
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A Flowchart to Determing if You’re Going to Have Sex on this Date
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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YOU CAN’T REPLACE BILLY MAYES!
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Let’s All Enroll at Westwood College
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Striptease of the Day
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I See Katie Price’s Tits Almost As Much as I See My Own
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Ahhhhhhh Shakira
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Katherine McPhee Went Blonde and I Like It
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Fully Shaved and Heaven
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Ginger Spice is Looking Fucking Beat
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Joanna Krupa WTF Are You Wearing
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And Now, The Gayest Pic to Exist Ever
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Rihanna Gallery Throwback
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Liv Goes Nude
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IN YOUR FACE MOTHER FUCKER
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She Likes to Play in Public
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Kimberly Kato is Naked
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Fun at the Water Slides (Probably Fake, But Whatever)
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Camryn Kiss Like Whoa!
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There Are the Lesbian Days of Our Lives
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Dr. Phil is a Big Fat Perv
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Jessica Jane is Topless
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Solo and With Friends
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She’s Gettin’ Her Shower On – VIDEO
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Taylor Momsen is Lookin Good in That Courtney Love Junkie Kind of Way
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Nicole Graves Takes a Shower
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Meet Darlene Escoto
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Remember When I Said Lady Gaga Had a Cock? Yeah Well I Was Right
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Who doesn’t Love Some Captain Kirk?
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Making Porno is Serious Business
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How About Some Big Old Tits?
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5 Very Large Animated Gifs of Movie Sex Scenes
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Jack Nicolson Has Still Got It!!!
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PHOTO EVIDENCE THAT LINDSAY LOHAN IS A FUCKIN’ SQUIRTER!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

06

Aug

Joanna Krupa is a Whore of the Day

In the event her fake hair, fake tits and porn clothes weren’t enough for you to reaize Joanna Krupa was nothing but a glorified stripper, who got paid to get naked/ half naked and cocktease dudes around the world, well maybe the 1.5 million dollar ring on her finger, that her fiance gave her because I guess he realizes the only way to truly show a whore you appreciate her is with expensive things, because whores think they deserve the best, when really they just deserve to be fucked and left in the gutter.

I don’t care how hot a pussy is or how much money a motherfucker has, no one is worth spending 1.5 million dollars on, especially when it comes to an engagement ring you know is just the first stage of her taking half of everything you own when she finds someone better a few years down the road, and I just hope she takes her honeymoon somewhere where locals get angry at the excessive white tourists and machete her finger off to teach her a fuckin’ lesson that she will forever rememeber everytime she looks at her hand, and her that lesson is that there is such thing as being an excessive greedy whore, especially when you’re from a fuckin’ unheated Polish tennament with no running water and 2 loafs of rationed bread a week.

Sure bitch has really come along way, now she spreads your legs for inaninmate objects worth more than most people, instead for spreading her legs for older men when she was in the Eastern European sex trade for a few Polish Zloty, but she’s still just as much of a fuckin’ pig who makes me fuckin’ sick…

Posted in:Joanna Krupa|Whore

2009

06

Aug

Anna Paquin Acting Like a 5 Year Old for the Pedophiles of the Day

For those of you who spend hours watching the little girls on your block learning how to ride their bike, here’s something a little less creepy for you to get off to. Sure Anna Paquin isn’t 5 or 6, but she’s doing the best she can to look like she is. Maybe it’s her personal fight against sex offenders, or maybe she just does it cuz she never had a childhood after being forced to see Harvey Keitel’s dick in the movie The Piano. It’s one of those things you can never live down and leave you playing with barbies til you’re 40, but not the same way you play with barbies, you weird fuck.

Either way, she’s engaged to her co-star on True Blood (publicity stunt), cuz there’s no way anyone would marry a face like that. Fuck it, sure, but marry? That’s a whole other ballgame…

Here are those pics of her biking like a 5 year old for you really weird motherfuckers I wish didn’t work as bus drivers, school teachers, priests but also seem to……

Posted in:Anna Paquin|Bike|Pedophile

2009

06

Aug

Taylor Momsen Dressed Like A Whore of the Day

I don’t understand why the people behind Gossip Girl can get away with dressing this recently turned 16 year old girl like she’s a high class escort, but when you try the shit, they come knockin’ on your door and list you as a sex offender for the rest of your life or some stupidity. I live in Canada so 16 is legal and we can dress our teenage girls as slutty as we want and we can bang them as much as we want with no consequence, we’re just not allowed to take pictures to keep as a momento to look at when you jerk off or to show our friends as proof that shit actually happened and bitch was actually willing and it wasn’t just another one of your overly ambitious, overly motivated sex episode you’ve hustled against a girl’s will because she didn’t have the same vision as you.

I guess what it comes down to is that like the young girls I know, Taylor Momsen is not much to look at but she makes up for it in her sluttiness.

Posted in:Taylor Momsen|Whore

2009

06

Aug

Sharon Stone’s Tits for Some French Magazine of the Day

Sharon Stone’s tits were on the cover a French magazine. I don’t feel like her tits deserve that kind of attention. It’s gonna give her an ego and make her think she’s still got it goin’ on when at this stage of the game, she’s should sit back and watch her sex appeal fade and remember that the only dude who wants to see her pussy when she uncrosses her legs and isn’t wearing panties is her doctor lookin’ for pre-cancerous cells on her vagina or some weird dude who hasn’t got access to the internet but does have a copy of the Basic Instinct DVD with zoom feature on his remote.

Posted in:Sharon Stone|Tits

2009

06

Aug

Lady Gaga and Her Titty Flash Video of the Day

My computer isn’t working today and either is my penis now that I’ve been subjected to Lady Gaga’s transexual breast and it’s nipple. Shit always leaves me feeling weird, even though tranny porn is statistically more watched by straight men than gay men, which never really made sense to me, so maybe this hate for Gaga is my libido telling me I’m faggot, but I don’t think that’s true, because I have traditionally loved girls who don’t have dicks, or look like they should have dicks, or sound like they have dicks and spent the whole night sucking dicks in a Gay Sauna.

What I do know is that if Karma existed, this bitch would die of fucking AIds for mocking the homo lifestyle and exploiting it and making money off it.

She’s bullshit and here is her tit in video…

Posted in:Bullshit|Lady Gaga|Slip|Tit

2009

06

Aug

Noisettes are Singing The Song of the Day

I have this black girl fantasy because black girls represent femininity to me. They have hot asses and they know how to move and they are fertile. Unfortunately, black girls don’t have a similar fantasy about me, so we’ve never really connected on that level and my dick’s never been inside one.
At one point I was so into it that I’ve gone so far as working at KFC to hitting up hiphop clubs to even trying to move to the Caribbean where they’d see me as this guy who can bring them to America cuz shit’s the land of opportunit, making me hot enough to fuck for the advancement of their people….but none of that ever did shit…

So here I am sitting, thinking, about how amazing it would be to by lying in bed listening to a black girl singing into my dick like it was a microphone…a really, really small microphone and this video comes thru my emails and I listen and fall in love… because it’s what Amy Winehouse tries to be while Amy Winehouse is my porn only the real fuckin’ deal, so decide to share it with you…cuz it’s a good fuckin’ song and we all need good songs in the soundrack of our lives…or some shit….

Let’s hope this band gets really famous and remember me as the guy who introduced them to at least 3 people.

Posted in:Black Fantasy|Noisettes

2009

06

Aug

Janice Dickinson and her Rancid Lady Parts of the Day

Janice Dickinson’s pussy is so rancid that even the skin on her thighs are trying to escape the shit…or at least it looks like it’s trying to move as far away from it by hangin’ out down by her knees until the infection clears up…or maybe shit’s just melting from the toxins, whatever it is, it’s not normal lookin’.

Posted in:Janice Dickinson|Legs

2009

06

Aug

Some More Cindy Crawford Bikini Pictures of the Day

Have I ever told you about the time I had sex with Cindy Crawford? Well it wasn’t exactly sex. I just happened to be on the sidewalk near the hotel she was staying at when she pulled up in some massive SUV and got out with 4 or 5 security guards. I had no idea who this tall, well dressed, hot 40 year old was, but the homeless dude next to me freaked the fuck out and was like “that’s Cindy Crawford” making me think that before he was homeless and didn’t care about anything, he may have cared about her.

She made enough eye contact with me for me to pretend that she was inviting me up to her hotel room so that I could crawl up her thigh like it was some kind of jungle gym, because she’s fuckin’ tall and when next to her I felt like some kind of Pigmy circus freak who went up to her nipple, making me think she was a little too much woman to be a woman, but remembered that it was Cindy Crawford, mainly because I have a short attention span and I was drunk.

Unfortunately, I think she was only making eye contact with me to take a mental photograph in the event she happened to bump into me again so she’d know I was a fuckin’ stalker or some shit, but all I really wanted was for her to throw a couple bucks my way, but she didn’t.

Cunt…

Here she is in a bikini.

Posted in:Bikini|Cindy Crawford

2009

06

Aug

Latoya Jackson’s Hot Date with Ed Hardy of the Day

Since jerking off to fresh Michael Jackson material isn’t possible cuz he’s dead, I’m forced to go to his stand-in, his stunt-double, his soulmate in surgery and possibly even the real Michael Jackson for all we know who lived out his dream of being a Playboy playmate 15 years ago. It would have probably been less gay if I turned to her and her vagina first, but that’s totally assuming Michael Jackson had a penis.

Speaking of genitals, she’s out with Christian Audigier. For those of you who don’t know, he’s the cunt who created Ed Hardy, Von Dutch, and night clubs in Vegas.

I wonder what money making scheme he’s got up his sleeve to explain this casual encounter, because I doubt he’s trying to get up in her vagina, mainly because she got that shit sewn the fuck up years ago cuz they needed extra skin to re-build her nose, but I am assuming it’s got something to do with producing the most expensive T-Shirt assholes everywhere will actually buy, but I guess he’s already done that hustle….

Now masturbate to the idea of these two fucking cuz you hate yourself….

Posted in:Christian Audigier|Latoya Jackson