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2009

04

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I need to get on Oprah. That’s my new life goal. But I don’t mean on her show. I mean up on her physically. Like climb her thick chocolate thigh and explore her inner lady parts with my tongue. I hear she’s got a tight pussy. Like she only fits in three fingers….fat fingers that are spread as far apart as possible…but still only three fingers and I guess that’s tight for someone. Either way, Oprah, it’s on.

But before I make that miracle happen, here are my stepLINKS…


Get Girls To Diddle Themselves While You Watch Without Any Effort
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The Creepiest Gift You Could Every Give Anyone That Keep On Giving
And No, It’s Not AIDS
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SUPER SOAKER WATER BOARDS!
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Hooters Girls Dancing is Always Good
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Here’s a Fuck Load of Megan Fox Photos
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Keri Hilson Is The Sexiest Black Women Alive (Pics)
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Sluts Play Ball
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I Take Back All The Times I Called Jennifer Lopez Hot in the Last Few Weeks
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We’d Love to Fuck Demi Moore, No?
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A Lovely Gallery of TWINS
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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For Fuck Sakes Brtney and Lohan Together Again
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One Wedding and a Funeral
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Striptease of the Day
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Miranda Kerr is Sexy on the Runway
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LINDSAY LOHAN IS SUCH A FUCKING A WHORE!
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I Wanna Punch Pheobe Price in the Fucking Mouth
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Yes, I Would Bang Vanessa Hudgens
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You Guys Know I Love Mee Some Bree Olsen
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Jenna Jameson in Some PETA Campaign…Fuck I Hate PETA
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Jennifer Aniston is Fine with Being an old, Single Shrew
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Latoya Jackson is Actually Looking Half Bangable, Who Would Have Thought?
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BASKETBALL FIGHT!
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Random Photos Are Peoples Faves
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ATVs and Chicks Don’t Mix
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Lucky Dude Gets Fucked in a Bathroom
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Authumn Bliss is a Real Stunner
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Emily Rossum Does Vegas
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Street Drain Artwork
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Mischa Barton is a Fucking Mess
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Imogen Thomas is Sexy
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Teen Has Fun Alone
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Lovely Lovely Gisele
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Christina Hendricks is Lookin Hot
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Cassie is Nude in a Hammock
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Surf’s Up Denise!
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Kayla Collins is a Playboy Babe
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WEARING CONDOMS IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH
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Keri Hilson is Greasy
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And One More Time
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A Set of Big Titties is Better than a Sack of Shit…
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2009

04

Aug

Miranda Kerr and her Fashion Show Tits of the Day

Here is Miranda Kerr on the runway in what looks like it could be a bikini because that is her fucking job….and I wish people found my job interesting enough to take pictures of and write about on the internet, cuz I want to feel fuckin’ important, but for some reason fat dudes dying on a computer don’t inspire people to masturbate, but girls who model bikinis do. I guess that’s why she makes more money than me….so if anything these pictures inspire me to go out there and find ways to get people to masturbate to me, because then maybe I’ll get paid. Not that you care about my problems, I don’t even care about my problems, but I do care about tits.

Posted in:Fashion Show|Miranda Kerr|Tits

2009

04

Aug

Jennifer Love Hewitt Bikini Tennis of the Day

In my life as a pervert, I don’t think I have ever seen a girl wearing a bikini while she plays tennis and I have definitely never seen a bitch wearing high heeled shoes while she plays tennis, and the only explanation I have for this is that this is the big reveal because she feels good about herself cuz her boyfriend’s been fuckin’ her proper and she isn’t as sloppy as she used to be so why not let the tabloids write about you, but she doesn’t feel quite good enough to wear running shoes, because they don’t make your legs look long and luxurious like heels do and the whole thing is a pretty desperate cry for attention, while her stomach is clearly making a desperate cry for an ab workout.

Posted in:Bikini|Jennifer Love Hewitt|Tennis

2009

04

Aug

Courtney Love See-Thru Shirt of the Day

I hope Courtney Love’s leather/latex pants a breathable, because she looks like the kind of girl who you don’t want to have her pussy roastin’ inside some small, hot space with little ventilation. It’s more the kind of pussy you want to air the fuck out on the regular, maybe throw her in a skirt with cotton panties just so the scents and discharge don’t fester and make her lady parts start to slowly rot.

Here she is bringing out her crazy in some see-thru shirt and I don’t really have anything else to say about this bitch because she’s really of no interest to me and I am only posting this today because I find it little interestin that she’s not dead yet, even though she might as well be, partially because of her addictions and self-destructive decisions, partially because of karma for murdering her husband, but mainly because she’s that fuckin’ irrelevant and I assumed that she was….

Here are the pics….

Posted in:Courtney Love|See Thru

2009

04

Aug

Avril Lavigne Wrestles Dudes on the Beach of the Day


The one thing I’d want to see when my wife was off in St Tropez on vacation without me, is pictures of her wrestling some dude in the sand, even if that dude is clearly a gay, but that’s just because I am lookin for any excuse to divorce my wife in a way that I still get paid by her since I’m a broke ass trick, but I’m sure the average person’s blood would boil seeing their wife fuckin’ around with other dudes on vacation, even if we all know that whenever your girl goes on vacation she ends up cheating on you, because it’s one of those out of sight out of mind situations, at least that’s what every dude I’ve ever met who has gone to a resort has told me about how the girls they bang all have boyfriends or husbands back at home, but I wouldn’t know first hand because I’m a broke ass trick.

Speaking of resorts, what I do know is that Sandals Resorts are racist…at least based on this picture of a black dude in a fuckin’ tuxedo sitting in the pool to serve some cunty high maintenance white people like some kind of man servant with no fuckin’ dignity…who they don’t even give a fuckin’ bathing suit to serve them in…it’s like “Boy, you put on this tuxedo and you serve our lazy asses cuz we don’t wanna get out of the pool but we do want a drink, your job depends on it”..

Anyway, Avril and her lame husband are clearly not together anymore, even if her thighs look chubby, like they would belong to a married woman, and I don’t know why I am writing about it.

Posted in:Avril Lavigne|Beach|Good Wife

2009

04

Aug

Lady Gaga’s Sloppy Pussy in her Nude Leotard of the Day

Either Lady Gaga has a meaty external pussy like many women in need of vagina reconstruction surgery, who don’t get it cuz they are under the impression that the burger in their fuckin’ pants is normal, because no dude’s every complained about the shit, because he wanted to get laid, and a meaty pussy still feels good, it’s just kinda scary to look at, especially when pulsating under a leotard.

Or she is as I predicted a gender confused girl who isn’t sure if she’s a gay male or an overcompensating fag hag, cuz she hasn’t got enough dick to fuck a dude up the ass or even to get her dick sucked, but she does have a great stage show the gay community can respect because she addresses all their superficial, stereotypical needs, like fame, money and sex, and thanks the Gays and award shows because she isn’t just trying to market to them, she is them.

The whole thing is bullshit and I hate her, but my feelings have nothing to do with how much of a cunt she is, she does a good enough job of showing the world that daily and anyone who falls into her bullshit trap is a fuckin’ idiot.

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Leotard|Nude

2009

04

Aug

CSI Guy and His Hot Girlfriend in her Bikini of the Day

Ewwwww Interracial kissing….I can’t believe this hasn’t been banned yet…you know that there aren’t laws about this shit…especially considering in some states you can’t fuck a woman up the ass legally, but it’s ok for a black man to kiss up on a girl who isn’t black…next thing you know they’re gonna have the right to ride in the back of the bus, or even have their own TV station.

The exerpt above was written by me in 1950, in a lot of ways, I predicted the future and my words should be seen as gospel and not smut….What it really comes down to is that girls love black dudes and black dudes love any girl who isn’t black so the whole thing makes perfect sense, especially when you give the dude some celebrity status, throw him on a TV show and make him okay to bring home to mom and dad and rich enough to pay child support after he deadbeat dads on her for new pussy, even when this pussy he’s already with is pretty fuckin’ substantial…

On a sidenote I know a married white woman who carries a picture of Gary Dourdan in her wallet cuz he’s her fuckin’ dream guy and good for him for breakin’ down barriers, it’s 2009 motherfuckers, the year to make some beige babies….

Here’s a video of what happened to a black dude riding with a white girl….

Posted in:Bikini|Gary Dourdan|Groupie

2009

04

Aug

Britney Spears and her Hot Sloppy Mom Tits of the Day

There’s nothing like a little Britney Spears sloppy tit to try to inspire me on a day that I’d just rather be sleeping than posting pictures of Britney Spears and her sloppy tit hanging out of her shirt, I mean other than nice perky teenage tit that doesn’t need a bra and manages to defy what you’d expect tit to do provided it had no bra to lean it’s heavy head on, just round and hard and ready to be tutored for their highschool math class….I mean….here’s Britney Spears and her hot mom tit because mom tits are totally my favorite – I’d never look at a teenage girl’s breast and think how nice they must fall because they look like they have a push up bra but they’re just in their pajamas, like they are made out of fuckin’ plaster or some shit…I mean who would want to play with those firm things, I’d much rather feel like I’m dipping my hands in a tub of melting ice cream.

Posted in:Britney Spears|Tit

2009

04

Aug

Pheobe Price in Her Bikini of the Day



You know when you see Phoebe Price rockin’ Ed Hardy that shit has been dead a few times over and I’m not talking about her vagina, even if the same logic can be applied to it. So that’s part of the reason why I am shocked whenever I see people wearing the shit, Ed Hardy, not her vagina, and it’s got to the point where most people I come across hate it too and the fact that I am even talking about Ed Hardy suckin’ is as tired as Phobe Price’s sloppy lookin’ body, the other part of the reason why I am shocked people rock the shit is because it is fuckin’ loud, obnoxious and ugly, I guess a lot like most clueless people who still wear it.

I am not sure what this publicity stunt is for, but based on her stomach it’s not an ad for Liposuction or eating disorders or any fitness class. It’s not even an ad for red pubic hair. It’s just some bitches with nothing better to do-doin’t it, even if bikinis are the last thing they should be doin’ it in….

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2009

03

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Someone emailed me calling me out on a story I wrote about 6 sixteen year old girls in bikinis applying tanning oil on each other at the park before tanning in the park and how I found it an erotic situation, until coming home to my wife and realizing what the bitches turn into once those perky new curves start to settle like the foundation of an old house and they turn dumpy, saying that my story was a lie. Now, I don’t know where this motherfucker lives, but it is in the wrong fucking place if he doesn’t come across girls tanning on the beach, or in the park or anywhere together, because it is pretty much a daily fuckin’ occurrance in most of the world in the fucking summer and even when I don’t leave the house for days at a time, I still see the shit, so fuck you for doubting me or for giving me credit as some kind of mastermind who can think up such crazy situations like groups of girls putting tanning oil on each other. Motherfucker needs to hit up the waterpark.

I was just in a bar chatting up some evironmental tree-hugger engineer (lesbian) about how I don’t recycle and intentionally throw out cans and bottles while staring at the closest tree pointing my finger letting him know that I will win this fuckin’ war on nature, needless to say she didn’t show me her bush. I blame my penis but it may have been cuz I am insensitive…But I’m happily drunk and here are my stepLINKS for the Day…

They Got What You Need Baby
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The Only Reason They Are Blaming Tiger Woods For Farting on TV Is Because he is BLACK
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Mario and The Princess Have a Sex Tape
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Sorry, But UFC Fighting is for Homos Anyway
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Bikini Girl Lapdance
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Why Are European Commericials So Consistantly Amazing
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Lohan is Blonde and See Through
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Inner Monologue of a 17-Year Old at a Strip Club
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The Trailer for the Anime Version of Wolverine Looks Amazing
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striptease of the Day
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The Sun Shines On Jennifer Aniston’s Sweet Fuckin’ Tits
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Britney is Back to Being a Big Blonde Hoe Again
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Hot Model Pics: Jamie Gunns
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Adrianne Curry Sure As Hell Doesn’t Have a Job, So I Guess She Has Nothing
Better to Do Than Hang Out in a Bikini
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I Swear to God I Hate Lady GaGa More and More Everyday
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Good God I Love Penny Cruz
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Sophie is Erotic
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There’s a BIG Surprise In Custody Case For Jackson Children
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Ugh Jessica Simpson is So Gross
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Sophia Bush Gallery
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Petra Shakes What Her Momma Gave Her
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Roseanna May be Digusting But She is Completely Insane
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Third World Country Moms Really Know How to Take Care of Their Kids
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Old Pervs Do The Only Things They Know How
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Busty, Busty Blondes
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Turkish Demolition Goes Wrong
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I Pretty Much Can’t Ever Resist a Latina Type Brunette
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TEXT
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Mischa Barton is Back and More Digusting Then Ever. Bring On the Weight Gain
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Personally I’m a Fan of Photoshopped Britney
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A Huge Amount of Self Shots
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Bryci Looks Tempting
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Meagan Fox is Covered in Blood
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That’s Right, Yank That Yellow Bikini Off
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This Version of Billie Jean is Awesome
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Farah Fawcett and MJ Look Alike
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And More Funny commericals
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Hey Lady, Your Butthole is Broken
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DEAD MAN FOUND AT SEA!
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The 20 Sexiest Rock Star Spawn
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Viva Italia Cam Whore
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Let’s Auto Tune the News, One More Time
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Some Nutty Cleavage in Toronto….If You Are This Girl Email Me….Thanks

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