Here’s some boring pictures of 42 model, actor, first lady of France (in your pants). She was one of those bitches who rationalized being a slut with some backwards sex in the city logic, that monogamy is not part of human nature, so she was passed around like the whore that she was from Eric Clapton to Mick Jagger, stopping her journey around the block with the President of France, who she got to marry her after dating her a short period because he was probably blown away by how good her blowjob was after years of random cock practice in her sexually liberated, herpes filled mouth.

I know a couple girls with that same “dude” mentality, where they want to experience as many cocks as they can, because they thing it will bring them to some higher understanding or enlightenment, at least that’s how they justify it to their gynocologist, while in reality they just do it because no dudes respect them enough to stick around for more than a couple one night stands and I’ve fucked a couple girls with the same slut mentality, who were too good to be prostitutes or pornstars, but who saw as many cock as prostites and porn stars, and they were all horrible as fuck in bed. It’s like the conversation about how open they were to sex and how sexual they were was hotter than their performance.

The best girls are the longterm relationship girls, because they know how to keep shit fresh and experimental, you know if they’ve dated the same dude for 5 years or something that she’s taken it up the ass and pretty much done everything possible, while sluts just do things standard and go home and cut themselves while crying and watching old Disney movies, wondering where that wholesome little girl they once were went.

I wrote too much for such garbage, so here’s some Carla Bruni in her bikini from afar….cuz creeping on girls from a distance is porn to me.

Here’s a song Carla Bruni wrote about her lost love for herself, you know a time when she had some self-respect….

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