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2009

16

Apr

Uplifting Post of the Day

I am not a very organized person, you know, I don’t pay on time, I don’t show up on time, I don’t remember special dates like birthdays or anniversaries, so in case I forget, I just wanted to wish Patrick Swayze an RIP in Advance, at least this way he can see my condolences while still alive, if he has the strength to turn on a computer, provided he knew this site existed.

He doesn’t seem to be having fun with cancer and these pictures of him at a reported 105 pounds prove that cancer is not only a great diet plan, but it’s also fucking horrible to watch ravage a person. The sadness is that pancreatic cancer is one of those cancers that can’t be cured so unless a miracle happens, it’s just a matter of time, but at least he’s trying to put on a fight. I would hate for this to happen to me and I’m sure you’d hate for it to happen to you, but I don’t think I’d mind if it happened to lets say, Paris Hilton, so if you have money, donate to Cancer research. Seriously.

No, this isn’t a jerk off post, unless you are weird…really fucking weird.

Posted in:Cancer|Patrick Swayze

2009

16

Apr

The Dominos Pizza Youtube Video of the Day

You probably already saw this video because I am fucking slow as fuck on shit like this, but it’s two piece of garbage Dominos workers doing fucking vile shit to food that innocent people ordered. They got arrested, but motherfuckers should get the death sentence. It is not our fucking fault their lives didn’t amount to anything, that they are forced to work a shit job in a shit town doing menial tasks for minimal money because they have no other skills, no drive, no vision and are just useless fuckin’ trash, at least they were stupid enough to upload this shit.

I know if I pay for food, even if it is as low quality as fast food shit, I expect the people working to make it with fucking pride, because I’m fucking paying for it and that’s what I deserve, I mean, in theory, because in reality, I’m a pretty bad person who actually deserves to eat shit.

Watch the video, if you know these people, send me their home address and phone numbers. We’ll get our revenge for all the people who have unknowingly ate food with spit, snot, shit, cum, whatever in it.

On a side note, I used to work in a restaurant kitchen, and we used to do some pretty vile shit to food, especially when the bratty customers sent shit back it. I am talking jerking off on melted cheese dishes, shoving steaks in dirty mop water, serving half rancid meat, and other shit…but that’s not the point, because I am hypocrite.

Posted in:Dominos Pizza|Employees

2009

16

Apr

Lady Gaga’s See Through Taped Up Nipple Weirdness of the Day

Lady Gaga went to some medical center, I assume to deal with her Aids, you know since she is a gay man and Aids is the gay disease, or at least started out as the gay disease, before Africa took that shit away from them, because I guess no one wants to give the gay’s anything of their own and that’s why they come together and throw fucking parades and shit….

She showed up in a see-through shirt, with her nipples taped, like some kind of obscure hipster, carrying a tea cup, because since she’s made it, she insists on doing her urine samples in high end china, while wearing a wig and glasses, and all that production still couldn’t distract me from her weak chin, disgusting face. Good try though.

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Nipple|See Through|Ugly

2009

16

Apr

Pink Performs in Her Bra of the Day

So I heard Cary Hart and Pink are getting married again. I guess he couldn’t find a woman quite manly enough to satisfy his gay fantasies who had a bank account that allowed her to keep up with his lifestyle, or some shit. I guess she went out to celebrate getting her man back, despite the fact that he only likes blowjobs and anal, by performing in a bra….

Posted in:Bra|Performs|Pink

2009

16

Apr

Kendra Wilkinson and Wee Man Weirdness of the Day

If you like midgets and tits, and really who doesn’t, you’ll probably like this. On a side note, I have some good news about midgets, my friend is obsessed with them, in a huge fucking way and he wants to bring me down to the Little Person Convention in Florida in the next month or something and I am pretty fucking excited about the shit. I will keep you posted.

If you wanted me to rip into Kendra Wilkinson for being a useless whore who used fake tits to get ahead because she has not talent or self-respect, I’m not going to bother, she’s doing a good enough job of it on her own.

Midgets man…that’s all we need.

Posted in:Kendra Wilinson|Wee Man

2009

16

Apr

Paris Hilton Flashes Her Panties of the Day

I get called a hater all the time because I tease useless bitches. I can’t really help but be judgemental and tease, it just kind of comes to me, and probably a huge percentage of the world. I think the real thing to fear are the idiots who drink the fucking Kool Aid, you know the people who stroke the egos and sign this trash up for high paying jobs and shit like that, you know perpetuating the lies, the bullshit, the disgusting behavior and all that shit. I don’t claim to be an authority, I just think what I say is logical, almost as logical as seeing Paris Hilton flash some panties, it’s come to the point where she doesn’t need to even try to hold her skirt down, fuck, she could just walk around naked, we’ve all seen it all already, we’ve been with her at her most intimate moments, she’s played the fuckin’ system by exploiting herself for fame and shit fucking worked, instead of just taking her trust fund and chillin’ she needed the fame stamp of approval, and I am wasting my time writing about this and I can’t figure out why, I think it’s gotta do with hating myself and that is the real joke in all this.

Posted in:flash|Panties|Paris Hilton

2009

16

Apr

Murderer Slutting Out and Showing Off that She’s Still Alive of the Day

These are some pictures of Rebecca Gayheart and her husband on set of his show, Grey’s Anatomy, If you’re wondering what they are doing, they are showing their love. The same love the kid she ran over will never feel, because he’s fucking dead and is missing out on all kinds of things in life beyond just this public display of affection, like graduating school, making something of himself, having a career and kids, all while Rebecca Gayheart blatently advertises that she’s still alive motherfucker and that’s she’s fucking won cuz she didn’t even go to fucking jail for it. Show off.

Posted in:Murderer|Rebecca Gayheart|Slut

2009

16

Apr

A Little Alexis Arquette Weirdness of the Day

Here’s everyone’s favorite transgendered person giving props to Lindsay Lohan for her eHarmony Funny or Die shit. The good thing about this tranny is that she’s got some a pretty good sense of humor, I mean I guess you’d have to, and a solid set of legs, but shit’s still not working for me, the way it is probably working for you, but that’s just because you can’t come to terms with your homosexuality. Sure it may be obvious thing to say, but you’re really not fooling anyone, I know you sit in bed at night crying about that boy you work with, trying to make sense of the confusion, kinda like anyone who gets down Alexis Arquette’s panties.

I slept in, spent the night at a stripclub, the morning fighting with useless famous people’s kids on twitter, but I’m here now. Watch the video.

Posted in:Alexis Arquette|Crazy|Tranny|Weird

2009

16

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

So I got this weird Email:

Dear Sir or Ma’am,

My name is Monti Robinson and I am seeking a Herpes and HPV social networking community I’ve found your website to be a terrific fit for me.

I would like to ask if you would mind linking me to a website for people looking to network with people with Herpes and HPV.

Why would anyone want to network with people with Herpes or HPV, even if you’ve got the shit, you don’t wanna fuck chicks with the shit, because you don’t want their strain to merge with your strain and turn into some super strain on your dick, it’s better to just ignore the calls when the girl you fucked hits you up for giving her Herpes or HPV, it’s not like it is going to kill her.

That said, I have a pornstar crush on a girl named Bree Olson because I think she’s got a really good personality….right….and big natural tits…and she is funny…and she knows how to fuck. She emailed me directing me to a contest and because if you’re like me, you get soft in the knees and hard in the dick when pornstars email you, so now you’ve got to go vote for her….

VOTE FOR BREE BECAUSE WE LOVE HER
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Here are my the rest of my stepLINKS:

God Knows We All Need Something To Get Us Through This Shitstorm of a Week
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Lisa Rinna and Her Hemorroid Lips Did Playboy
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Debra Wilson Flashing Throwback
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Remember Jordana Brewster? She’s in Maxim This Month
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I’m No Faggot Ass Softee, But a Kitten On a Turntable is Kind Awesome
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Best Use for a Vibrating Phone I’ve Seen in Awhile
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The 9 Hottest Mexican Women
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Marlon Brando and His Gay Sex Secret Picture Scandal….
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Drew Barrymore Looks Not Hot At Some Movie Premiere
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Lieke Van Lexmond is Just Wow
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Recovery. What Happened?
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Striptease of the Day
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Crazy Freddie Will Pay YOu to Take HIS Money
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Bikini Ass Always Makes My Day Better, How About You?
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Hulk Hogan Understands OJ, Probably Cause He Wants to Kill His Wife Too
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Stuck With Sexy Girls in an Elevator? No Problem
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Jamie Foxx Apologize for That Whole “I Hope Miley Cyrus Gets Chlamydia Thing
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Isabella Rosselini Makes Porno With Sea Animals
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Rachel McAdams is Kind of Girl Next Door Hot
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The Pussy Thrower Has Something to Say
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Dolly Parton is Amazing and I Love Her
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Ashley Rhey is Pin Up Perfect
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How DO YOU Hide You Porn
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Dude Gets Rejected By a Fat Drunk Girl. I’m Sure You Can Relate, Loser
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Agenessa is Oh So Smooth
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The Dirtiest Asshole Ad I’ve Ever Seen
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Top 10 Celebrity Perverts of All Time
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KY Ads to Increase Female Pleasure
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Katie Green is Topless
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Random Awesomeness
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Surprise! Paris Hilton is Looking For New Penis Already
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Pink Looks Kind of Okay Topless
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Throwback Pics of Hayden Panettiere Pickin’ Her Ass and Lickin’ It
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Jenni BEhind the Scenes
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I’d Like to Have Some Safe Sex With Solange
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Amanda Bynes Versus Vanessa Hudgens – Legs Showdown
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Denise Milani is Surfing
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Jessica Simpson’s Mother Thinks She is a Big Boobed Tramp hahahah
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More Stop Motion Amazingness
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Mommy Where’s My Doll?
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Madonna’s Nanny is Running Her Fucking Mouth
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The 5 Best Movies Featuring Accountants
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They Call Her Olc Faithful
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Asses Galore!!
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Bonus – Here’s a Reader’s Rap Video – I Like To Support People With No Talent and Turn Them Into Internet Legends….

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

15

Apr

Jamie Pressly Would Make Elvis Proud of the Day

I have a crush on Jamie Pressly. These things happen. I don’t even care that babies have rolled through her, I like her so much I’d get down to her birthing videos, just to see her vagina, and that’s saying a lot, because lets face it, when a baby is pushing his way through a mucus, blood filled mess of a vagina, it’s definitely not lookin’ its best. It must be real internet love.

Posted in:Hot|Jamie Pressly