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2009

08

May

Audrina and Her See Through Summer Dress Go to the DMV of the Day

You know what the world needs more of…Audrina Patridge going to the DMV. I guess this proves that she isn’t as useless as everyone thinks she is. She actually goes out there and does stupid errands and you gotta respect that because I know it takes me months to go to the bank, to do my laundry, to mail my letters to Santa and whatever else I have to fuckin’ to do.

I remember when I was living off a friend of mine and his parents, we were about 27 at the time and he’d finance my stripper and drinking and drug addiction. We’d sit around all day, every day, hungover, trying to decide what to do with ourselves to make us feel useful, like less of a waste of space than we actually were. I think one week, our activity was to get a pen another week I think we filled up his mom’s car with gas. It was a disaster and we coulda used some fake tits to inspire us to get off our ass, especially if she wore see through summer dresses and let us cum in her ass.

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|See Through

2009

08

May

Lindsay Lohan Throws Eggs at the Paparazzi of the Day

Lindsay Lohan egged the paparazzi, I find this funny, because the paparazzi are fucking cocksuckers who are pretty much bottom feeding pieces of shit who get paid too much to exploit other people, while exploiting people like me, and that just doesn’t sit well with me, all they do is pretty much stalk famous people all night and sell the shit for insane amount of money and most of the time aren’t even real photographers, just fuckin’ slackers. Next time, let’s hope Lohan throws bricks at them, or maybe used tampons, or even herself in some desperate broken hearted lesbian way, because eggs are too high school. Let’s take it up a notch next time.

Posted in:Eggs|Lindsay Lohan|Paparazzi

2009

08

May

Lil Kim Dancing on Regis and Kelly in Miami of the Day


Lil’ Kim whored it up on Regis and Kelly because she was some Dancing with the Stars reject, despite being an ex-con, ex-hooker, slut who raps about dicks drippin’ down her chin. That’s not very wholesome of Disney to acknowledge her existence, you know, kids watch that show and having them see her up on the screen, doin’ her thing, getting cheered on, makin’ money, may lead them to slutting out fuckin’ rappers for record deals, not that I have any problem with social climbing whores, most of the girls who broke my heart over the years were social climbing whores and I was their low point, but I’m not a hypocrite corporation pretending to be a good Christian example to the world. Get your message together and give us a little consistency you cocksuckers.

Here’s the Video

Bonus – Here’s Kelly Ripa Playing With Panties….

Posted in:Dancing|Lil Kim|Panties|Regis and Kelly

2009

08

May

Miss Pole Dance World 2009’s Encore Performance of the Day

I remember when pole dancing was a secret skill girls had from working to pay for college, their single mother lives, their love addiction. It was a mainstage dance the girls used to lure you into the private dance where they make the real money and it always involved them getting naked. It wasn’t this mainstream phenomenon where housewives were rockin’ a pole to stay fit and connect with a new dimension of their sexuality because married life sucks. It wasn’t this novelty act where girls who don’t strip or have never stripped get up on the pole in front of crowds of people in a mainstream venue to win competitions, when they don’t really have the essence or core of what it takes to be a real pole dancer, you know the struggle it took to really master the pole the real fuckin’ way, not in the pole dance studio after of life in gymnastics way, I’m talking smoke filled bars, creepy old grabby men and me, to pressure your already broken soul to try harder to make enough money to pay the piper.

So this candy coated shit that took place in Hedonism Jamaica crowde this Felix Cane from Australia as the winner and if you scroll to 2:05 you’ll see why, but I can’t really accept this as a fair comeptition because the real competitors are busy in their hometowns catchin’ STDs off the brass pole. Motherfuckers.

Posted in:Felix Cane|Miss Pole Dance World

2009

08

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I have been drinking all night, but I am not drunk, so I ran home to steal more money from my whore wife and I figured I’d post my links before going back out into that scary world to rock out proper and end up in hopsital with alochol poisoning. It won’t happen, but maybe I’ll forget my troubles for a few hours…

Either way, I got this amazing email today

hi my name osama I NEED GIRLE

So if any girls are into it, hit me up and I’ll put you in touch….if not Follow me on Twitter, even though shit bores the fuck out of me now,

Help Further Lower My Self Esteem on Twitter

Here are my links….

Find Girls To Do What Your GF is Too Uptight to DO
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Lily Allen is Drunk or Insane or Both
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The Most Beautiful Dick Song Ever
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The Hottest Star Trek Chicks
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Camel Buckles Under a Fat Lady – VIDEO
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Jodie Marsh is Disgusting and By Disgusting I Mean She Makes Me Want to Puke
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The Worst Boxer EVER..Like, Really
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It’s Not That They Are Fat, It’s Just More of Them to Love
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Ivette Takes It Off For a Boat Ride
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I Would Let Milena Roucka Wrestle with me Anyday
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Gramma’s On the Pot!!
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This John And Kate Plus 8 Drama is Fucking Hilarious
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4 For 1 Stripetease of the Day!
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Lohan Thinks She is Marilyn Monroe. Here’s Hoping She Dies Soon Too.
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Let’s All Laugh at Paula Abdul Lip Syncing
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Angelina Jolie Most Probably Fucked Her Mothers Boyfriend
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I’d Definitely Bang Leona Lewis
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Amy Smart is Lookin Classy
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Lauren Budd in Lingerie
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WTF is Up with Nicole Kidman?
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Inga C is in the Pool
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Photographer Has a Horseshoe Up His Ass – VIDEO
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Peaches and Cream
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Why Hello Anna Sofia
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JAime Lynn is Pretty in Pink
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Charlize Theron is Amazing
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Pam Anderson Ruins a Perfectly Good Set of Bikini Shots
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That’s One Fine Latina Amateur
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The Only Thing More Depressing than Jennifer Aniston is Her Vagina
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Keifer Sutherland is Totally Going to Jail Again
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Charm City Devils. Pure Sex
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I’ll Give You Somewhere to Put That Tongue Megan Fox
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There’s a Kelis Sex Tape Floating Around
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Hammy the Hamster Rides Again
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Grampa Jones is Kind of Awesome
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Wanna Puke?
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April Oneal is Sexy
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Another Nude Pic of Carrie Prejean
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Some Misguided Attempts to Stop Crime
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS (yes, he’s back)

Some Chick In Front of the Mirror
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Chicago Girl Posing Proper
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

07

May

Cassie’s Vagina Pictures of the Day

I am not about to host these pics cuz I am not down with lawsuits from Diddy, even though he’s staged this whole thing to get some Buzz about his GF Cassie cuz she probably whines about how he doesn’t invest energy in her career, since it’s been pretty much a bust since she started, even though he’s too cheap to sue anyone, but here is the Cassie Pussy shot that is going around..I don’t think it is legit, but I’ll let you be the judge of that…I’ve only been doing this shit for 6 years…It doesn’t make me an expert…but that face looks cropped the fuck on if you ask me.


To see her clit ring follow this link…I call fake
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Posted in:Cassie|Vagina

2009

07

May

Katy Perry’s Boyfriend has no Taste of the Day

I guess that Katy Perry is back with her boyfriend Travis McCoy from the band Gym Class Heroes, I don’t really keep track of Katy Perry love affairs because it forces me to accept the fact that dudes actually stick shit in that pig and that upsets me and puts me in a bad mood for a couple of days where I can’t help but contemplate life. I’ve justified this shit because of his drug addiction, maybe they met before he was famous, there’s a lot of reasons he could be in love with her, but I’m gonna stick with the fact that it’s cuz he’s black or half black and black dudes only care if a pussy is white to get up in it.

Here are the boring pictures….

Here’s a song called Whooty to Walk You Through the fact that Black Dudes Like White Chicks no matter what….

The event they attended wasn’t a total bust, some hot pussy showed up to make up for the disgusting that is Katy Perry….

Posted in:Katy Perry|Travis McCoy

2009

07

May

Aiseleyne Horgan-Wallace Shows Off Some Nipple of the Day

Aiseleyne Horgan-Wallace is a nobody attention whore who’s been on TV in the UK and has flashed her tits , she tans topless , she does calendar’s topless . So either she likes being topless, or she has no real control over her fake tits, like this stripper I once knew who never got feeling in them because she got shit done in some third world country. The good news is they didn’t fuck up her order like another girl I know who did the third world surgery, amd give her a fuckin’ dick.

Posted in:Aiseleyne Horgan-Wallace|Nipple|Tits

2009

07

May

Brooke Hogan’s Birthday Party a Few Days Late of the Day

Brooke Hogan’s birthday was a couple of days ago, I slept on it, because I don’t really care for birthdays especially when they are for big girls. You know at the bar next to me, where their better lookin’ friends try to get them dick and turn to you because everyone else in the bar has already rejected them and you have nothin’ going on so you entertain the idea of fucking her and when it really comes down to it, she’s way better looking than the woman you share a bed with, so you buy her a drink, because it’s the nice thing to do, and you get to talking and within a minute she gets nasty and all the bitterness that she has burried up inside, the same bitterness that made her fat in the first place starts coming to surface, you know how her friends are cunts for being prettier than her and how guys are assholes cuz they only let her suck their dick and refuse to ever introduce them to their friends, and within 4 minutes entertaining some fuckin disgusting birthday girl turns into a therapy session you can’t fuckin’ escape….but then I realized that Brooke Hogan’s story is not one of big girl, but instead one of incest, of a love for her father that makes other’s uncomfortable because they just don’t get it, they don’t see how true and real it is, they are jealous that they have spent their lives searching for this love that Brooke’s already found, even if it is with her father, and that is the kind of magic I just can’t ignore.

Posted in:Birthday|Brooke Hogan

2009

07

May

Hilary Duff Cleavage Walks Weird of the Day

Hilary Duff has a weird fucking stance in her swagger, I think it’s gotta do with getting gang raped by her boyfriend’s hockey team to keep them motivated, or maybe he’s just shoved the Hockey stick a little too deep, you know how these initiations go, and I hear she really wants to be accepted by him and the team. It is a brotherhood, or some shit I don’t quite understand, because I don’t believe in sports or athleticism, I’m more into hard drinking and sitting long enough to develop fucking hemorrhoids that have been fucking hell the past week, I wrote that one for the ladies….I have a feeling it’s not going to swoon them as I had intended it to….

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