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2009

05

May

RIP Motherfucker the Dom DeLuise Edition of the Day

I just heard this now, because I don’t have my finger on the pulse of pop culture, but I do sometimes get lucky enough to have my finger inside pop culture, and by pop culture I mean unsuspecting college girls who had a little too much too drink and happen to fall asleep while I am on the couch next time them, and by sometimes, I mean never.

But Dom DeLuise died in his sleep at 6 pm. He was 75. He had a good life. He was fat. He probably would have lived another 10 years if he ate a little less, exercised a little more, advice I don’t give my wife, because she’s seen her prime and I feel it’s time for her to say goodbye to this mean world.

Either way, here’s some youtube videos of him, to remind you who he is, in the event you forgot.

Here he is on Dean Martin’s Show….

Here he is with Dean Martin Again

Here he is as Pizze The Hut in Spanish

Here he is with Dom DeLuise on Johnny Carson’s Show…

Posted in:Dead|Dom DeLuise|RIP Motherfucker

2009

05

May

Heather Graham in a Busted up Farm Girl Hat of the Day

Here is Heather Graham in some into some Tom Sawyer shit but she’s lookin pretty fucking good. I guess it’s gotta do with having a lot of fucking down time to catch up on sleep or someshit, because most 39 year old women have families and shitty jobs to beat them the fuck up, while Heather Graham just gets to sit on her pile of money, do a couple movies, and relax the rest of the time like she was still a college kid with 4 month summer vacation. I guess I shouldn’t be such a hater, not because I don’t really work or do much either, or because I am not that bitter of her money and success, but because she has hot tits and I fucking love hot tits. I am easy like that.

Posted in:Cowboy Hat|Heather Graham

2009

05

May

Mischa Barton Lookin’ Great of the Day

Mischa Barton is slowly starting to look more like the kind of girl I like. All she needs to do is lose a couple of teeth. Not shower for a couple of days. Wear the same panties that she half heatedly washes in the bus station sink with handsoap, giving it the fresh scent of asshole, aids, old pussy and public washroom when it take them off with my teeth and dig in for an expensive all you can eat mean that you will remember for a lifetime when you are forced to get your tosils removed a few weeks later from the severe infection. I think I’m in love.

Posted in:Crackhead|Disgusting|Mischa Barton

2009

05

May

Kelly Ripa Rock Hard Bikini Body of the Day

I always liked Kelly Ripa. She made me laugh. She was little and kinda hot and she liked to get fucked. At least that what I assumed after she had all those kids because getting pregnant involves fucking. See, I am not as dumb as you thought.

What I don’t like is that her her body is so fuckin’ rock hard, sure I always shit on mom’s post pregnancy, for being ruined, and Kelly is no exception to the fucking rule, because instead of being doughy, she’s jacked on fuckin’ steroids and the way her tits are pulsating with testosterone off her chest is some weird fucking look.

That said, I wouldn’t mind watching her pussy flex its muscles. But that’s cuz I like pussy.

Posted in:Body|Kelly Ripa|Rock Hard

2009

05

May

Audrina and Her See Through Shirt of the Day

Audrina has a see through shirt. She is wearing it. She looks like an idiot. At least she’s got fake tits to get her through it. Good times.

Here’s the video…

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|See Through

2009

05

May

T-Mobile Viral Video of the Day

Ad agencies are taking viral videos that assholes made in their backyards and posted on Youtube and modifying them to become part of their multi-million dollar ad campaigns. So when I saw this video of 13,500 people singing Hey Jude in Trafalgar Square in the UK, I felt like the internet had been raped. None of these people were paid, they are just eager 9 to 5ers trying to be part of something outrageous, but let me tell you that someone out there is making huge money off this shit and it offends me. Keep the amateur viral videos to the amateurs. Motherfuckers.

In hating on this ad, I just brought more attention to it for free. That makes me an idiot too.

Posted in:Hey Jude|T-Mobile|Video|viral

2009

05

May

Megan Fox for Esquire Magazine of the Day

This is a hot fucking video of megan fox in her underwear, rolling around in her bed. Drinking beer in a bathing suit and I really don’t have to say anything more than that. It is pretty fucking amazing stuff and I’m wating anxiously for her to start dating Lohan instead of that dude from 90210. Get back to work you fucking slackers.

Posted in:Esquire|Megan Fox

2009

05

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I was invited to some fashion school graduate party by a friend of mine. There is going to be free booze, so I put on my nicest soiled clothes and worked out my lines of false promises I am going to tell the hot girls to get them back to jerk me off in the bathroom. Like that I have celebrity friends and know people looking for designers at big companies and that I’d love to see their portfolio, you know false fucking promises to an eager fucking audience. Good times.

here are my links…

Because Monday is the Hardest Day of the Week
GO

Why the Fuck Are They Still Putting Jessica Simpson on Magazine Covers
GO

If You Only Have One Wish, Make Sure You Don’t Fuck It Up
GO

Is Kelis a Hoe or a Housewife?
GO

Who Knew Lady Liberty Had Such a Tight Body
GO

Megan Fox is Lookin Good on the Cover of Esquire
GO

Lookin Good Sweetheart
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

BEWARE OF KHAN
GO

The Only Gisele I Like is the Gisele Who Gets Naked All The Time
GO

Laetitia Casta May Have Ruined Her Vagina With a Baby, But I Just Don’t Care
GO

Looks Like They Did a Great Job of Ruining G.I.Joe
GO

Striptease of the (Put a Bag Over Your Fucking Head) Day
GO

Zoe Saldana is Lovely
GO

Amy Winehouse is So High She Thinks She is a Ninja
GO

Kelly Ripa May Be Fucking Annoying, But Man She Looks Good In a Bikini
GO

Bai Ling Mounts Cars For Kids With Cancer. Do You Have a Better Cure For Cancer?
GO

Seriously, WTF is Up With Coco’s Ass?
GO

Jessica Biel’s Big Cleavage
GO

Beyonce is Lookin Good As Always
GO

Victoria Beckham, WTF Are You Wearing?
GO

David Hasslehoff Never Disappoints
GO

Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
GO

A Blonde At a Library
GO

Sunny Leone is Oh So Sweet
GO

What’s With Rappers Thinking It’s Okay to Beat on Chicks?
GO

Ashley and Brianna Get Intimate
GO

Diana is Pretty Much Perfect
GO

Wolverine the Musical
GO

Is It Me, Or is This Sandwich Commercial a Bit Homoerotic
GO

Megan Fox Has Got Some Nice Cleavage
GO

Come on Baby, Take is All Off
GO

Tyra Banks is the New Oprah. She Just Keeps Getting Fatter
GO

Some Vintage Kelly Kapowski
GO

Ferrari and Fishnets
GO

Raven Riley is Swimming
GO

Brande Roderick Can Be My Apprentice
GO

Hover Scooter is Gonna Be My New Ride
GO

Oops, I Drank Too Much
GO

Rhianna’s Got a New Piece
GO

David Hasselhoff’s Top 20 Most Embarrassing Photos on the Web
GO

How NOT to Start an Interview with John Cusack
GO

Stanky Leg on Maury

Another Maury Clip – Sex for Lobster Buffet – Amazing

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

04

May

Britney Spears and Her Crazed Fan of the Day

This is a funny video – skip to 2:15, where Britney is performing and some fan jumps on stage, scares the fuck out of her, makes her scream but miraculously, you can’t hear her because the Mic is off and singing isn’t her thing, despite being on stage in concert performing her album, and the whole thing throws her off while making me laugh. I guess watching people fail, even when they are huge stars with sold out concerts and huge album sales, makes me feel better about my useless self.

Posted in:Britney Spears|Crazed Fan

2009

04

May

Shakira’s Ass in Concert of the Day

The best thing to come out of Columbia since cocaine has got to be Shakira. Not because she reminds Wyclef of a Westside Story, or even because her ass is amazing, but because Columbia is a good for nothing piece of shit country that should be erased from the fucking map, I’m just kidding, I’ve never been to Columbia, I know nothing about Columbia, but where the fuck was I supposed to go with this post, when everyone knows she is the best thing out of Columbia since cocaine because because her ass is amazing. There’s nothing fun in that. I’d rather start wars and shit disturb. So that said, fuck you Columbia, you third rate Mexican wannabe cocksuckers.

Posted in:Ass|Concert|Shakira