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2009

22

Apr

Beer Bong Pussy of the Day

I hate fratboy jocks. I am pretty sure you all know why and it’s not like they really like me either. Everytime I’ve come across one, it’s always ended in a fight or argument because fuckin’ with morons is funny to me but morons only know how to argue by gang raping you in the bathroom, but don’t worry it’s not gay if they do it together and if it’s meant to teach a lesson.

Either way, I love how his asshole friend, if you watch the video you’ll hear:”

“No, No, He’s Okay”

…..famous last words from the idiot who let you die. I guess next time you Beer Bong, god knows why you’d want to, but if you’re an idiot and do, you know for Spring Break or to impress dumb college chicks with used up Sorority pussy, make sure the asshole you’re doing with is not this guy.

Personally, if I wanna get fucked up, I’d rather drink a lot the traditional way or do recreational drugs, we don’t need to make a mockery of my lifestyle choices by inventing stupid college party tricks. Assholes.

Posted in:Beer Bong|Pussy

2009

22

Apr

Amy Winehouse’s Hot Bikini Picture of the Day

I know these pictures came out a couple days ago, but I couldn’t bring myself to post them, because everytime I opened them, I would start masturbating, but I’ve finally got over the hotness of Amy Winhouse and the replacement vagina she is growing on her leg long enough to get it up, but I better end this post now or it’ll be over for me.

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bikini|Leg

2009

22

Apr

Imogen Thomas For NUTS Video of the Day

I don’t know who this is, but I think it’s safe to say she’s a whore. Not necessarily one who will sleep with you for money, but one who will sleep with you if you have money. I am just posting this video of her in NUTS because it was emailed to me and I wanted to get this party started, one day I’ll do video shoots with hot models for the site too, sure I don’t have access to these bitches, but who says they have to know about the shoot. That’s right, it’s a feature I call from “Applying for a job as the Doorman in your building, Gaining Your Trust, Then Visiting You With a Camera and Boner When You Least Expect It” or maybe just put some spycams in their toilets, either way, it’ll be better than this fucking garbage.

Yes, I am an idiot. What does that say about you? You’re the one visiting my site. Weirdo.

Posted in:Imogen Thomas|Nuts

2009

21

Apr

stepLINKS of the DAy

I spent the day trying to get a girl to send me naked pictures because I don’t like small talk and have a lot of time on my hands. It ended with her calling me a disrespectful for asking for close up bald pussy shots and suggesting I send her the molded dildo I made of my dick so she feels me inside her, so not only did I not get naked pictures, but now her husband’s calling me up angry and ready to kill be, which proves that you should never exchange numbers with your landlords wife, nothing good will come from it, and if something good does come from it and find out, they have the key to your house. I may be killed tonight. But before I go…here are my links….

On a sidenote the picture of the girl on top is from a reader who claims she’s a tranny in his building. Hope you liked it.

Because no Tuesday Night Movie Will Make You As Happy AS This
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Girls Gone Wild India
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Adrianne Manning Made My Rainy Day Better
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Back That Ass Up Over Here
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My Filthy Little Pony
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The Sexy Big Breasts of Ray J’s Reality Show
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And Now, The Worst Boxer EVER!!!
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Leg Lifts and Thigh Clamps. Yowza!
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Muppets 11 is Way More Amazing Than Ocean’s 11
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Because EVeryone Needs a Guiding Light in the Their Lives
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Striptease of the Day
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5 Super Powers You Can Get Like NOW!
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Anita Pearl = Boners
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The 8 Stages of Alcohol Consumption
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WTF Is Wrong With Amy Winehouse’s Leg?!
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God Damn Halle Berry is SLAMMIN’
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Drew Barrymore Channels Her Inner Jackie O
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Some Topless Movie Sluts
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Lindsay Price Looks Bangable
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And MORE Drew Barrymore Hotness
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Rachel Mc Adams Gallery
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Hey Lady, You Got Something GROWING OUT OF YOUR FACE
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Driving Miss Heather Summers
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HOly Fuck, and I Thought I Ate a Lot
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Hot Blonde Kitty Says Meoooowww!
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Doutzen Kroes in Lingerie
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Don’t Tell Me You Think You Can Get Laid On Your Own
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Robo Kamasutra
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Michelle Rodriguez is a Butch Lesbian and I Love Her
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Amanda Righetti is Definitely a Chick I Wanna Bone
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Jennifer Ellison’s Big Old Tits
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Heather Vandeven is Stripping
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Mischa Barton is Looking Mth Face Gorgeous
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Christina Ricci is Lookin’ Hot
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Aria Giovanni Will Make You Hot For Teacher
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Missy Tarrington is a Playboy Babe
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So They Found the Craigslist Killer
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Zoe Saldana Is My New Obsession
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Now That’s One Sweet Ass!
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Traci Lords in a 1990 Workout Video Amazing….
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Some Kim Kardashian Lookin’ Whores in Their Bikinis
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

21

Apr

Lisa Rinna Shows Off Her Tight Body in a Bikini of the Day

Lisa Rinna is old, doctored, and pretty fucking fit. She’s in this month’s playboy, I haven’t seen it yet, but with that vagina on her face, I guess there’s really no point in seeing her actual pussy, it’ll just be some deflated mess in her panties that will just let me down and my life is filled with enough of that, so I don’t want to deal with it right now. You know keep the dream of a collagen pussy alive.

I think these pics are from the weekend and hit yesterday, I’m slow. Deal with it.

Hey Fat Chicks, if you’re wondering how she stays fit, watch this video….

Posted in:Bikini|Body|Hot|Lisa Rinna|Tight

2009

21

Apr

Stupid Fucking Story about a Christian Virgin of the Day


Here’s a stupid fucking story about a Christian virgin and strippers…

Devout Christian Dave Dragas has landed a job at a lap-dance club – despite never having bed a woman. The 26-year-old, who doesn’t believe in sex before marriage, is propositioned by naked beauties every night. He even keeps a bible in his desk at the club where he works managing lap-dancers. But he must have the willpower of a saint because he’s never once been tempted. The virgin admitted that it took him six months to break the news to his dad, who refuses to accept his job. But he said his £35,000 a year job at Secrets club in Euston, London, will give him enough cash to provide for a family one day.

Maybe he isn’t fucking them because they are fucking ugly and as manager, dude’s first task should be getting new girls, just as soon as he’s done showing off to his his bosses who pay him 70k a year, how much of an asset he is to them through the publcity they are gettinf for this shit story.

The truth is, I am sure you have a lot more interesting stories about your virginity and strippers but here are the pictures to go with the story anyway….

Posted in:Christian|strippers|Virgin

2009

21

Apr

Amy Winehouse Almost Kills a Kid on Britain’s Got Talent of the Day

So here’s some kid who is the next Susan Boyle. Millions have already seen his video because people care about British Talent because we’re all shocked that British people and their grey skin are capable of anything other than hard drinking and chimney sweeping….

I guess and I am just posting it to prove to you that Amy Winehouse can ruin little boys, while Michael Jackson can save them, take them out of their single mother shitty life, and make them stars, all they have to do is grip onto that microphone in his pants gently and sing into it with a lot of tongue…

I guess this is all just proof Simon knows what he’s doing and doesn’t need Seacrest and his jealous bitch behavior to bring him down……or some shit…I don’t fucking know…I am still trying to pronounce this kids name…Sahenn Jafargholi….WTF is that.

Posted in:Saheen Jafargholi

2009

21

Apr

Lindsay Lohan Hiding Her Face of the Day

If you’re wondering why sexy Lindsay Lohan is covering her face, it’s because she got a face tattoo like Mike Tyson did after he got out of prison, as a symbol to never forget, because in a lot of ways, she just escaped a prison of her own and that is a lesbian relationships, because they are hell, you know since girls are needy/emotional/crazy/get their periods/want to cuddle/love male attention that isn’t yours/always creating drama and issues because they are psychos who need dudes to control them to keep them in check like nature had originally planned for them, before they got all independent and weird and I blame the media for that.

Posted in:Face|Hiding|Lindsay Lohan

2009

21

Apr

Another Lady Gaga with No Pants on Post of the Day

When I saw this set of pictures I thought to myself that I wasn’t going to post them, because it’s just another Lady Gaga without pants screaming “Everyone Look at Me” and I generally hate people who are like that, especially when they are ugly and not naked/making their vaginas talk, unless their was an ass shot. The last picture in the set, was an ass shot. This is the result. An unispired post that I had a debate with myself about posting. I guess Gaga like Lily Allen does inspire people to become gay, or in the very least question their sexuality, because if any other girl was wearing a leotard, there would be no internal dialog about whether or not to post it. Gaga, take your dick, and shove it in your ass, you faggot whore. I am convinced that she has a dick and if she doesn’t, she might as well have one, because I am a pretty straight dude and there’s no way I’d ever fuck with that, even with her money, fame and promises.

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Pantsless|Pig

2009

21

Apr

Jewel and Her Cane Turn Me On of the Day

Nothing screams opportunity to me like a girl with a cane. See I am not a very good athlete and girls with canes are very good at running away from me and my awkward boner…I’ve probably said that before, but only because it is the sad truth.

Posted in:Cane|Jewel