I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2009

26

Mar

Lindsay Lohan Death Watch Back for the Day of the Day

I’d like to take a minute to laugh at other people’s misfortune….

her latest movie will not be released to cinemas. Labor Pains will premiere on cable TV in America in July before going straight to DVD in August. In the film, Lohan plays a woman who fakes pregnancy in a bid to keep her job. The actress has completed just one movie since her 2007 flop I Know Who Killed Me, and recently lost out on the lead role in director Tim Burton’s forthcoming remake of Alice In Wonderland.

If you read the synopsis of this movie, you’ll realize why this shit is going straight to DVD, it’s so fucking stupid, I am offended it was made in the first place.

Laughing at Lohan’s misfortunes isn’t like laughing at some retard on life support falling down a flight of stairs, you know, because she’s already won the fucking lottery and has made more money that she ever deserved, and if she’s going broke, good, she deserves it, because she’s a fucking mental case spoiled brat who doesn’t know what she had and the opportunities that were given to her because she’s all self righteous and shit.

The biggest joke is that I hear she’s trying to become a full time model, you know because the work is easy and comes natural, meanwhile she’s 5 foot 2 in heels and looks like a wrecked 40 year old dying of breast cancer.

She’s also trying to partner up with Sean Penn, Seth Rogan and whoever else will listen to her to try to get her career going because the media and obsessed fans have been negative about her and have perpetuated rumors about her and her personal and professional life that made her unhirable.

So I guess when she realizes she’s fucking useless and it’s over, we can all expect a lawyer’s letter, because she’s gonna sue the fuckin’ world for making her famous, then taking it away from her or some shit.

Either way, the whole thing is pretty fucking funny.

Posted in:Death Watch|Lindsay Lohan

2009

26

Mar

Kathy Griffin and Paris Hilton Publicity Stunt that Worked of the Day

I generally don’t discriminate when it comes to pussy, unless that pussy belongs to Kathy Griffin. There is really nothing hot about her, except maybe her fire pussy, but that’s just not enough for me. Maybe it’s because she’s ugly, but I’ve fucked ugly girls, I think it’s got more to do with her comedy, or whatever the fuck it is that she does that involves her making fun of her shitty career as a dlister and pretty much shamelessly compromise any integrity she may have left.

So she did some publicity stunt with Paris Hilton, where they went shopping, she flashed her panties and there are even pics of her in a bikini that I am not paying for, they tipped up the paparazzi, because they are both on a sinking ship and like the movie Titanic, this is them trying to hold onto the floating piece of boat while a rich fat pig of a woman doesn’t share with them and watches them freeze to death…if you know what I mean.

I don’t know what that reference was, don’t try to look into it too much motherfucker….

Here’s the video of them hanging out, I didn’t bother watching it, so I don’t know if they panty flash was caught on tape but I really hope it was….

Posted in:Kathy Griffin|Panty Flash|Paris Hilton|Publicity Stunt|Shopping

2009

25

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I am not drunk, but I should be. I blocked some woman on Twitter today, not because she’s stalking me, I encourage people stalking me, but they never do, because I suck at life, but that’s not the point, she kept whining at me about how I am not funny, and to try harder and shit like that, and by the third day, I didn’t really need her repetitive shit because it bores me and because I already know that I am not funny. If I was funny, I’d be doing stand up, I’d be writing for TV, I’d be doing anything but running a blog no one reads, so I don’t need fat old ladies telling me what’s wrong with my comedy, since what I do isn’t comedy, it’s just mean.

Anyway, I know people hate people who talk abotu twitter like there’s nothing else going on in the world, but I figure no one wants to hear the story about the girl in a skirt, who was wearing panties and who was sitting on a bench, but her fully pussy exposed because I guess shit got pulled to the side and she didn’t realize it, but I did, because I love vagina. Mainly because every vagina is different and has it’s own story about where it has been and what it’s been up to, what it’s accomplished and what it is scared of and what it enjoys and moments like that happen too rarely in my life and here is something that happend daily….my stepLINKS…check em out and I’m going to go get drunk….like I should be.

The Best Women in the World Do What You Tell Them Without Making You Respect Them…
GO

Octocrazy Used to Shake Her Money Maker for Perverts Row
GO

Stand Up Phone Sex!
GO

The 9 Hottest Japanese Women
GO

Who Doesn’t Love a Sexy Secretary
GO

Why Hello There Blake Lively’s Nipples
GO

Sexy Chicks Make Golf Kinf of Awesome
GO

Dungeons and Dragons Dating Game
GO

Put a Bag Over Your Head Sweetheart – Striptease of the Day
GO

Dre Wants to Show You Her Gallery
GO

Pharell Williams is Most Probably High and Really Wants a Big Mac
GO

Lindsay Lohan Is Delusional or Maybe Just Really High
GO

Kim Kardashian’s Photoshopped Ass
GO

Juliette Lewis Thinks She is Better Than Metallica
GO

Because Having Your Mom As The Only Women is Your Life Is Pretty Sad
GO

Milla Jovovich is Showing Off in the Bathroom
GO

Hilary Duff Looks Kind of Bangable for Once
GO

I Wonder What Else Kate Moss Pierced Other Than Her Ears
GO

Lingerie Catwalk Fashion Show
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You Say You Don’t Need Help, I Say You Are Still A Virgin and You’re Lying
GO

Lenka Gaborova Enjoys some Milk
GO

Fucking With Google Earth Seems Like a Good Way to Spend Your Time
GO

Model Masterbates in Public – VIDEO
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19 Year Old Loves the Fucking Machine
GO

The Best Thing to Do With a Trans-Am is Potentially Destroy It
GO

With Tits Like That, She Should Be Proud
GO

Guy Ritchie Pretty Much Has the Best Life Ever
GO

Jennifer Aniston’s Bikini Throwback
GO

Her Bunny Slippers Distract From Her Big Ol’ Tits
GO

Scarlett Johansson is Way Better When She Shes Off Her Great Cleavage
GO

Jewel is Looking Bangable at the TV Guide Party
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Heather Shows Off Her Piercing
GO

Anna Nicole Smiths Big Tits And Ass Just Can’t Rest in Peace
GO

Let the Cat Out of the Bag!
GO

She Stole My KFC, Now I’m Going to Kill a Bitch!
GO

Apparently Jim Carrey is Really Good at Gay Sex
GO

No One This Hot Would Ever Play Hilary Clinton in a Movie
GO

What’s That String Sticking Out There?
GO

Iron Man Producer Needs a Sexy Girl to Walk His Dog
http://lafiga.firedoglake.com/2009/03/25/unemployed-iron-man-producer-needs-sexy-girl-to-walk-dog/

Understand Rap.
http://www.understandrap.com/

50 Funniest Vaniety Plates
http://manofest.com/index.php?option=com_myblog&show=THE-50-FUNNIEST-VANITY-PLATES-OF-ALL-TIME.html&Itemid=1

Miley’s Creepy Fan at the 1:13 Mark…
http://www.maddencowboy.com/2009/03/miley-cyrus-book-signing-in-new-york.html

The Sexiest Hipster Sluts of SXSW
GO

911 Call of the Day…

Find Me on Other Parts of the Internet….Even Though It’s Not Workin Out So Well for Me…But Nothing Ever Really Does…


Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

25

Mar

Anna Faris Does Arena Magazine of the Day

Here are some pictures of Anna Faris lookin’ alright in Arena Magazine. What more really needs to be said, maybe that now you don’t need to buy the magazine because I am giving you all that is of value in it, but I probably shouldn’t say that, because when they come to me with lawyer’s letters saying that I’ve contributed to a loss of sales, it’ll be hard to deny that I believe that I did, not that anyone buys magazines anymore anyway, you can’t blame me for the fall of an industry, blame the Internet and evironmentalist hippie assholes tied to fuckin’ trees making the cost of paper too much to make sense. I don’t know what I am talking about again, I get on these useless rants and I figure I should spend more time on what is important, showering, drinking, napping.

So here are those pics while I get off the computer to rest my eyes in the shower drinking a beer.

Posted in:Anna Faris|Arena|Magazine

2009

25

Mar

Aubrey O’Day Brings the Positive Post of the Day

Everyone says that I am too negative in my posts, that all I do is hate on shit, and that it’s easy to hate on shit, especailly when you do nothing with your life, but maybe I should consider being more encouraging and respectable, because it’s not like I am better than these people, so here’s my attempt at being positive.

Aubrey O’Day is great, she’s really a lot more successful than she ever thought she would be, and all it took was a confidence in herself that didn’t kill her spirits everytime guys just asked her to show some more cleavage, when people had no interest in what she had to say or what she had to offer the world, she took command of that and made it work for her and due to that talent and drive, she got a prestigious cameo in some straight to DVD movie called American High, something far more amazing than webcam videos for random guys for 3 dollars a minute. Good job girl. You look great.

I tried.

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Playboy|Positive Post

2009

25

Mar

Hilary Duff Loading The Trunk of the Day

I spend a good amount of time at the supermarket watching mom’s load their cars up with groceries, not because I can’t afford to get groceries and it is like when people drive through the rich part of town to look at the big houses, but because I like mom’s when their husbands are work.

I like them better when they are into yoga and staying fit, and even better when they are dressed like their teenage daughters in leggings, because I know how well traveled and experienced those mouths and pussies are.

As a guy who likes to fuck with young girls, breaking that mold and getting a real whore who doesn’t cry rape when you test their boundaries, and who doesn’t think facials/doggystyle/anal is being really adventurous is legendary. Especially when their hot daughter is in the other room and their husband is out making money to put that food they just loaded in the car on the table while I stare at their asses.

Unfortunately, the only wife and mother I’m fucking is my wife and she weighs in at 350 pounds.

Here’s Hilary Duff on set of some show bending over the trunk you’d like to throw her in, shut and drive to some abandoned warehouse to have your way with her. Creep.

Posted in:Ass|Hilary Duff|Jeans|Trunk

2009

25

Mar

Entourage and His Ugly Groupie of the Day

The guy in Entourage was seen leaving a club with some ugly groupie, I hope dude was drunk, because I am sure he could pull better ass than this, but then again, ugly groupies are easier to mistreat because they are just excited about having a guy go home with them in the first place, that when that dude happens to be a guy every girl wants to fuck who is on TV, they’ll go the extra step for him. That said, he’s definitely getting internal anal creampies tonight with no strings attached, if anything he’ll be able to gag her, piss on her and slap her around a bit and she’ll still leave with a smile on her face and when that goes down, I guess it doesn’t really matter how ugly the groupie is because life is about the adventure.

Posted in:Entourage|Groupie

2009

25

Mar

Fantasia Barrino’s Big Ol’ Ass of the Day

American Apparel pants are made for skinny people, I remember going into one of those stores with my stepdaughter and she thought it would be fun to revamp my style, you know make me come across a little younger and fresher, despite the only thing fresh on me is this scab on my dick that wasn’t there the other day, but that’s not the point, the point is that I put on a hoodie or t-shirt or fuck if I know and shit was an XL but wasn’t getting over my fat ass, but this Fantasia Barrino chick, who has managed to not do shit since her American Idol days, has finally found success squeezing that booty in a pair of leggings and I can hear the threads that make those cheap overpriced pants holding on for their fucking life…..and screamin’ in pain and discomfort from the smell.

Posted in:Ass|Big|Fantasia Barrino|Leggings|Ol'

2009

25

Mar

Audrina’s Vagina Hits Up Australia of the Day

Audrina brought her ugly face and tight vagina hugging pants to Australia to do some MTV bullshit, because MTV owns her robot ass, and she does everything they fucking tell her to because she doesn’t want to upset the banker. It really is a lot like prostitution, not that anyone ever had higher hopes for this bitch, everyone in her life is just just impressed she hasn’t accidentally killed herself drying her hair in the shower, or drinking draino because some told her it helps you lose weight, and by impressed I mean disappointed….

I got nothing more to say on this bitch. She does even remind me of anything worth saying, I guess just lookin’ at her makes me turn into an idiot….maybe that’s MTV’s plan to run the world by brainwashing us with her….Someone needs to put an end to this shit.

Posted in:Audrina|Spandex|Vagina

2009

25

Mar

Lady Gaga Concert Pictures of the Day

I find Lady Gaga performing realy uninspiring. Bitch is like some annoying kid at a dinner party who won’t shut the fuck up about how bad she wants to be famous while doing a stupid fucking tap dance that makes you lock the motherfucker in the closet. Her shit is so over-the-top that it’s lame and above all she’s fucking ugly. Bitches like this need to go away, I don’t care how well she sings, she’s fucking useless and should be on bathroom floors ripping lines of coke of some DJs dick and not famous. The world is a shitty place, this is proof.

Posted in:Concert|Lady Gaga