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2009

09

Apr

Jeremy Piven and Some Jose Canseco Ex Wife of the Day

Sloppy Seconds!! I guess what it comes down to is that everyone is sloppy seconds, shit just becomes weirder when the bitch is a divorcee, you know with their baggage, their kids, with their herpes Canseco brought home from Away Games. The only thing good about them is that they are so emotionally detached and like to fuck enough to call on you every couple of days to fill their 35 year old sexual peakin’ pussy, you know when they aren’t too busy fucking the 8 other dudes she’s got on the side, including the ex husband who she still sucks off when he drops off the kids after taking them for the weekend, because they’ve got history. Either way, based on her legs and pussy area, I’d get up on that like I was Jeremy Piven too.

Posted in:Jeremy Piven|Jose Canseco

2009

09

Apr

Some Lindsay Lohan Leg of the Day

I love Lindsay Lohan. She is hot and I don’t think she’s too skinny, there is no such thing as too skinny, that’s just something fat chicks say to make them feel good about themselves, the same fat chicks who aren’t fucking you.

Sure, I thought she was going to die this year. I thought that it would be suicide or cardiac arrest, but I’m over all that. I am convinced she’s ready for the takeover she’s been laying the groundwork for the last few years and that this relationship with Ronson and this breakup with Ronson is all part of some master plan we’ll all understand one day.

If anyone is gonna die, it’s gonna be me, I’ve had a cough for fucking days and I think the end is near. At least I’ve lived long enough.

Here is the video..

Posted in:Legs|Lindsay Lohan

2009

09

Apr

Doutzen Kroes in Some Clothed Modeling Pics of the Day

Doutzen Kroes some hot bikini/lingerie model is doing a photoshoot in clothes, which is kinda funny because I am doing a photoshoot nude right now and sure I don’t get paid as much, and the whole thing is pretty humilating, but I feel just as glamorous as she does. True story.

Posted in:Clothed|Doutzen Kroes

2009

09

Apr

Some Turkish Reporter in Black Face for Obama of the Day

I want to go to Turkey. Shit’s fucking crazy. They treat their news like some kind of comedy hour and have one of their reporters rockin’ blackface while reporting on Obama’s trip to their country.

It made me laugh and watch the whole thing and I don’t even speak the fucking language, so I think they are onto something, someone needs to get Anderson Cooper up on this shit to lock in the viewers because until I see him in blackface, I’m gonna be forced to think he’s just some uptight closet case who takes his job too seriously.

In fact, Turkey should be a lesson to us all. We should all leave the house in black face, you know and hit up the local KFC, or the pharmacy, just throw people off and when ppl ask you what you’re doing, bust into slave songs.

Posted in:Black Face|Obama|Turkey

2009

09

Apr

South Park Makes Fun of Kanye West of the Day

I haven’t seen South Park in years but I watched this clip and it’s fucking obscure as hell, the joke is so fucking out there and stupid that I laughed. It is also hating on Kanye and how ridiculous he is so you’ll probably like it. My computer is running like shit and so is my brain so I gotta get me some motherfuckin’ food. I’ll be back.

Here’s the full episode….

Posted in:Gay|Kanye West|South Park

2009

09

Apr

Lady Gaga Takes Her Tranny Lovin’ Ass Out Without Pants of the Day

Everyone knows Lady Gaga is ugly, including Lady Gaga. I feel like I wrote shit about her the last couple of days saying that the only reason she is popular is because she targets the gays and women and gays and women seem to be the only people who like ugly chicks because it makes them feel better looking, so in the event that I did, realize that I’ve been drunk for the last 4 days and everything is a bit of a blur.

I think I figured out why this pig doesn’t wear pants and it is because she is fat and like my wife, who is also fat, any non elastic waist band piece of clothing is the fuckin’ enemy, because they don’t make non elastic band waist clothing in her size, and that means having to come to terms with the fact that you’re a fuckin’ pig.

But I could be wrong and bitch is just trying to divert attention from her face, she’s like “LOOOK AT MY PUSSY, LOOK AT MY PUSSY, FORGET MY FACE….LOOK AT MY PUSSY”. Tranny loving whore.

Here are some pictures of her performing, every concert looks exactly the fucking same and shit bores me…but you may like it…if you’re black….cuz this ass is fat….

Posted in:Ass|Lady Gaga|Pantsless

2009

09

Apr

Jamie Pressly Smokin’ of the Day

You know what turns me on more than Jamie Pressly….the thought of her second hand smoke killin’ off her baby so that it can be just me and her in the world….unfortunately, second hand smoke only leads to asthma and other bullshit that isn’t fatal…meaning that if anything…the second hand smoke is just going to make STD of a kid more fucking needy and I guess that’s okay, since Jamie Pressly’s never shown much interest in me, you know, never answered me or reached out to me even after I went to all the trouble mailing her that statue I carved of her with my dick in her mouth out of a bar a soap last year. So I guess there’ no real hope in us ever fuckin’. I guess bitch thinks she’s better than me, well at least I get to watch her smoke like she’s some kind of private school girl trying to piss off her parents in pictures I didn’t take in a city I am not in. Why do I torture myself like this….

Posted in:Ass|Jamie Pressly|Smokin'

2009

09

Apr

Katy Perry’s Ugly Sweater Matches her Ugly Face of the Day

I slept in again. I guess it happens. The site is slowly dying, so I guess me droppin’ off, only makes sense.

What doesn’t make sense is Katy Perry. This girl has nothing going for her. She’s ugly, she can’t sing and when I was sent this video of her singing one of her original songs back in 2005 when she was just starting out, I couldn’t help but think it was a fucking joke. You know something you’d expect Saturday Night Live or Funny Or Die to produce as a satire viral video or something, so when I realized she was serious and that this Girl Interrupted Gone Wild garbage was what paved the way for her superstar status today. Not that I expected any of the shit she’s ever produced to be anything of substance, you know since she’s a fucking joke, but I would have never expected her career to take off the way it did based on this shit about vagina, even though Box has been her claim to fame.

Here she is the other day in some ugly sweater that matches her ugly face.

Posted in:Katy Perry|Ugly

2009

09

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I am dying today, which makes sense because it is the day after my birthday. I have been curled up in a heap of shit in the corner of my bedroom all day and pretty much all night and pretty much carrying this shit over til tomorrow. I got an email saying posts today were funnier than usual, which leads me to believe that dying is all I need to get to the fucking top, like that kid I saw on Oprah who had AIDS and they made a quilt for back in the 90s. Seriously, if zero effort makes my shit worth checking, then this motherfucker is goin to slack harder than I already do.

Here are my links….

Help Put a Slut Through College While She Puts a Rash on Yo’ Dick…
GO

Lohan is And Her Despressed Lasbian Vagaina are Having a Cry on the Cover of Us Magazine
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The Longer You Live With Your Best Friend….
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The 9 Hottest Cuban Women Wow
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I’m Sure You Still Have a TIFFANY Poster on Your Bedroom Wall
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Kelly Brook Things She is Pocahontas or Some Shit
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How This Dude Doesn’t Shit All Over His Long Hair is Beyond Me
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Because It’s Not Really Sex If You’re Alone
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Zombie Oprah, Berserk Bacteria, Inappropriate Encounters, Cocky Bunnies and More!
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Blonde on Blonde Action
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Dr. Shine Is God’s Top Gun Of Deliverance
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COPS: PAGENT EDITION
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Treasure Troll Striptease of the Day
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This Child Birth Simulator Names Me Want to Puke
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Hugh Hefner is 83 and He Had a Party
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Here’s Some Pics of Amy Winhouse That Will Make You Lose Your Lunch
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I Want to Burst Halle Berry’s Bubbles
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Miranda Kerr Wants to Act, But I Think She Should Just Shut Her Mouth and Keep Looking Good
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Chicken Fried Cock Out
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Doutzen Kroes – Victoria’s Secret Sport Line VSX 2009
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You’ll Never Know If You Don’t Try
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Alexis is Slow Mo Heaven
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G String Bull Ride
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Courtney Love Didn’t Blow Her Fortune on Crack Rocks After All
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Abi Titmuss does Nuts magazine April 2009
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Random Photos to Waste Time With
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Jesus Christ Tori Spelling Eat Something
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Kitty Lea is Nude
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Allison is in Bed
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Brooke Williams is a Cyber Girl
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Trey Parker and Matt Stone Were Given Autographed Saddam Hussein Pic by Soldiers
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You’ve Been Face Taped, Cunt!
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Anal Bleaching Fun
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Kourtney Kardashian for Maxim
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The 100 Greatest One Hit Wonders Of The 80s
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Betty White and Kim Catrell Made a Porno
(There’s Some Peen in This)
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The 99 Sexiest Ladies of The 80’s
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Powersliding Weirdness Video
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25 Hottest Wives and Girlfriends of MLB
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Some American Apparel Ass
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Israeli Playboy Theme Party for Passover….
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Mother Breastfeeds the Wrong Baby
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Mother Harvests Her Dead Son’s Sperm
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Some Sluts Topless and Dressed Like the Easter Bunny
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Top 10 Celebrities Caught Doing Drugs on Camera
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This is the Site I am Endorsing Today
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10 Hazardous Homemade Sex Toys…
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Find Me on Other Parts of the Internet….

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

08

Apr

Jamie Pressly Shows Off Her Mom Ass of the Day

I like Jamie Pressly. I find her hot. I have trouble believing she just recently had a baby because unlike most mom ass I see, this one, I’d actually like to eat and by eat I mean spread it the fuck apart so that her little asshole is winking at me before sticking my tongue as deep inside her as I can, because most mom’s make me sick, all I can think about is that a baby ripped through their shit, leaving a lot of juices, liquids, slime and blood all over the hospital floor, and that vision just plays out over and over and over again everytime I think about fuckin’ with their shit.

So here’s her mom ass in sweatpants, the way we like it, because it means easy access.

Posted in:Ass|Jamie Pressly|Mom