Some riot happened outside the Top Model Auditions. I hear Tyra took off her weave and spanx cuz it was a long day and next thing you know 6 people are injured. I’m sure you’ve seen this video, I am a few days late on it, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t bring joy, like when your underage girlfriend’s period comes at you after being a few days late, it’s some Bristol Palin shit I know I’m not ready for.
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2009
16
Mar
Rapping Flight Attendant of the Day
Southwest is known for being one of the classiest airlines around, you know one built for fuckin’ stars traveling from Orlando to Reno to sell vaccuum cleaners or some shit. I don’t fly, so I don’t fuckin’ know the fuckin deal, I just like to hate on everything, especially other poor people on a budget who aren’t as poor as me.
This is a video of their Stewardess doing some kind of song and dance rap to get people’s attention and since I hate summer camp and all group activity, except swingers clubs, orgies and teenage girl sport team locker rooms, I find this fucking annoying and the last fuckin shit I’d want to hear while preparing for my life to end.
At least he’s having a good time at work, but if I was his boss and one of my people were making a fool of my company like that, his ass would be fired, no matter how many asshole passengers felt his sound.
Posted in:Flight Atendant|Rapping
2009
16
Mar
Kristin Cavallari Workin’ of the Day
I was surprised to see these pictures of Kristin Cavallari working, not because I really know who Kristin Cavallari is, but I am under the impression she came up from Laguna Beach, and refused to go on to do The Hills because she was an idiot and had an ego and false concept of her talent and ability based on the inflated success of Laguna Beach. Only to discover that work doesn’t come easy, when you’ve played an idiot on TV while playing yourself and that anything of quality would stay the fuck away from you because you are a liability, joke, and pretty much fucking suck.
But at least Cosmo invited her to hang out at some bikini party in Miami and you know she’s important cuz she got to wear a bikini in a different color than everyone else.
Guess what I was doing this weekend. Fucking nothing. So Kirstin Cavallari is still better than me even though she is useless, so I guess that says a lot about me…
Posted in:Bikini|Kristin Cavallari|Work
2009
16
Mar
Brooke Hogan Workin’ the Pole of the Day
The question is how many pictures of a dumpy lookin’ Brooke Hogan can you really stomach lookin’ at. You know seeing her fat legs and thick mid section half naked in some kind of disaster that would normally get a motherfucker laughed of stage, but it’s Florida baby and trashy fat chicks is what we fuckin’ do.
The answer is that there’s no such thing as too many….This shit is fucking funny and there may be some repeat shots because I didn’t bother editing them cuz I am lazy, but seriously what the fuck is going on here. I’ve seen bad strippers, but at least they get naked and can distract me from how bad they actually are….this is just in your fucking face comedy…
I kinda feel bad for her, anyone who would do this to themselves is obviously a fucking idiot and you can’t hate a girl for being an idiot, but you can hate her for not getting naked….
Ok…that’s enough of that…Here are some pictures of her dad, Hulk, getting pussy from all angles, including for his daughter, which is convenient since he made herand knows all the tricks since she’s been trained from a young age. It’s his right damnit. No one tells you how to treat things you own…
Oh – There’s Video….
Posted in:Brooke Hogan|Pole Dance
2009
16
Mar
Gisele’s Married Nipple Does Brazil of the Day
You know it takes a certian guy to marry Gisele. You know, the kind of guy who lost his viriginity to his college football team during some kind of initiation, the kind of guy who can’t shower without met to feel really clean, you know a jock who likes his cock surrounded and compared to other cock because it brings him and his bros closer together.
Here is the happy couple in Brazil…you know…introducing Brady to real live chicks with dicks…not just chicks who look like they have dicks who he married, something the boys back home will never believe exist…you know “it’s like what you guys do to me in the shower after we win or lose or finish practice – only its got tits and HIV”….
Posted in:Gisele Bundchen|Married|Nipple
2009
16
Mar
Some Lindsay Lohan Ronson Crisis Footage of the Day
I remember a time my wife wasn’t too fat to get her period. Those were horrible fucking weeks building up to the shit. Not because it meant no sex with her, because that was something I fucking celebrated, but it meant that she would be fucking nuts.
I can’t imagine what throwing drug, alcohol, insanity, lebsianism to the mix, but the whole thing is pretty fucking funny. Not cuz I hate Lohan or Ronson, but because I hate drama and their lives are so fucking stupid, makes for good times.
I’ve texted both of them, they didn’t answer, I don’t like being ignored or stood up via the internet. Cunts.
Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Samantha Ronson
2009
16
Mar
Fans Scream for Miley of the Day
OH MY GOD IT’S FUCKING MILEY CYRUS OH MY FUCKING GOD…MILEY FUCKING CYRUS…THAT WHORE FROM TV….I NEED A PICTURE OF HER…I NEED FOLLOW HER…I NEED TO TELL HER SHE’S GORGEOUS….NOT BECAUSE SHE IS BUT BECAUSE I AM OVERWHELMED BY EMOTIONS SEEING SOME WHORE FROM TV….
Go fuck yourself. Every last one of you groupie pieces of shit who make this whore think she’s of any fucking value. I fucking hate you. But I love twitter.
UPDATE – Cars Honk at Her Too…
Posted in:Fans|Miley Cyrus|Scream
2009
16
Mar
Jessica Simpson and her Short Shorts of the Day
I used to hate fat chicks because I married one and she turns me off, and despite Jessica Simpson being obese in the entertainment world, she’s really not that bad. She’s got the body a black man would eat the fuck up, but since Bitch is into Country music, that will never happen for my brothers out there, because once you get 10 feet away from the bitch, you get a burlap sack thrown over your mother fuckin’ head and hog tied like it was the county fair, before being hooked up to the back of a pick-up and driven around the block. True story.
Posted in:Jessica Simpson|Shorts
2009
16
Mar
Lady Gaga and her Handler of the Day
Here are some pictures of the next biggest thing in pop music, yes Faggots and I am not talking about Perez the latch on who probably makes more money than her, but is far from a star, but Lady Gaga, who has blown the fuck up despite being a try-hard with a pretty ugly fucking face and a dick she manages to hide. This no pants thing is all part of her manipulation, she’s got Lady in her name, she wears Leotards where you’d think you’d see a dick if she actually had a dick, but no fag hag is this outrageous, fake glamorous, obnoxious, while most fags are….
I’ve decided to be less negative about her as she’s coming to Montreal in a week and I expect to slap dicks with her, just to prove I’m right. The things I’ll do for the internet amazes me sometimes…
2009
16
Mar
Rihanna Out in NYC of the Day
Chris Brown really fucked this one up. He’s gone to the trouble of beating his bitch in public, so that people know who the motherfuckin boss is, when every wife beater knows, you keep that shit behind closed doors so bitch can’t run off and get the cops and the law get involved right after it happens, you know you need to give them a little time to sort it out and realize that had it comin’ to them, and not left alone with their emotions to have knee-jerk reactions, and now motherfucker is fucked and forced to let her out of the house and out on the town in NYC, when we all know a battered wife is meant to be locked in the motherfuckin’ basement or chained to the fuckin’ bed and kept on a short fucking leash. The judicial system’s makin’ him soft.
Point of the story is that she’s a fucking idiot and I have no respect for her for running back to him, cuz she has no self respect, and normally no self respect turns me on, but in this case, it just leads me to think murder suicide next time they have a fight and it’s really unnecessary, we all realized Chris Brown was a fool long time ago, unfortunately, Rihanna hasn’t.
Posted in:Beat Up|Hot|Rihanna|Uncategorized