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2009

16

Mar

Russell Simmons and His Girlfriend Playin’ On the Beach of the Day

So very rich Russell Simmons was spending some time kickin’ it in Miami and he brought out some new girlfriend, who I am sure is dating him for his cute his adult lisp and his Earthworm Jim face and not becuase he’s got a pile of money.

They were doing some Yoga on the beach, actually he was doing Yoga, she’s just a lazy cunt who wallet fucks to get everything she wants, because why work or put effort into anything, when you can just give up your pussy for personal gain, it’s a hell of a lot easier.

Not to sound gay or anything, but based on the positions Russell’s in, I gotta get myself in a Yoga class, to ideally see chicks doing this because it’s like fucking porn….no wonder Yoga’s taking over the motherfuckin’ world.

Posted in:Beach|Girlfriend|Russell Simmons

2009

14

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Fuck the stepLINKS, it’s all about cheap and easy pussy. The kind of pussy happy getting a chocolate bar…you know a muddy faced whore who smells like a public bathroom in a ghetto bus stop that hasn’t been cleaned in a month cuz that’s where bitch lives. Actually, it’s all about the stepLINKS, click them, it’s all part of the takeover….

On a side note Jordan is following me on twitter, be jealous, cuz despite being poverty, that means I’ve made it.

Here are the links….

Fuckin’ Whores…Being Whores..
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Scarlett Johanssons’s Hottest Pics
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Janice Dickinson Needs to Open Her Mouth a Bit Wider
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The Only Pussy You See is the One Staring Back at You From The Mirror
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Hot Girl Ice Cream Fight
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Have YOU Seen Jesus?!
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Bianca Gascoigne And Michelle Keegan Are Red Nosing
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More Gay Robot
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Bob Ross And His Happy Trees
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Blue Eyed Nikky
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Boy Born With Two Penises. In Related News: World’s Happiest Boy Born
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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The Star of Your Nightmares Tonight
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Striptease of the Day
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Chris Brown is Firing Everyone, Which is Better Than Putting Them in a Headlock and Punching Them in the Face
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Paris Poses With Her New Cock
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Michelle Heaton Tit Slip
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Freida Pinto is Going to Be a Bond Girl
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Alright, These Cunts From PETA Are Fucked Up
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WTF is Wrong With Mena Suvari’s Hair
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Michael Phelps Put Down his Bong To Apologize and Then Forgot What He was Apologizing For
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Here’s Some of that Hollywood Pussy
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University Slut Madness
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Alligator Bites Some Broad in the Face
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Faceplant Fun Times
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Angelina Ash is All Sorts of Sexy
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Power Wheels Are Awesome, Especially When Youre Too Big For Them
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Addison Rose Gets Wet
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The Arabian Mario Brothers
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Cindy Taylor Bikini Goodness
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Kelly Brooke Spandex Ass
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Love Inna’s Ass
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Penny Cruz Hotnesss
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More Lady GaGa Disgustingness
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Elmo Goes Down
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The Ten Sexist iPhone Apps
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Peaches is a Princess
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Stacy Moran Flashback
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Aussi Catfight
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You Know You Want Some Bum Love
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Bristol Palin is a Single Teenaged White Trash Mother
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Axel Foley Will Die
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Japanese Porn is Always Fucked Up
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Find Me on Other Parts of the Internet….


Yeah, I may never get 100,000 followers, but I really only want you following me…nude…

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

13

Mar

Claudia Jordan and some Drunken Asshole Paparazzi of the Day

Some Paulie Shore, Jonas Brother motherfucker who keeps covering his face starts heckling some chick named Claudia Jordan and her tits. I have no idea who she is, but he gets her to sign his arm and tries to get her to make-out. Maybe they are friends, maybe they aren’t, but the whole thing is kinda funny and how I’d treat celebrities if I got off my couch, only with a little more vomit, feces and pussy grabbin’.

Posted in:Claudia Jordan|Tits

2009

13

Mar

Oh Shit…Kim Kardashian Shopping….WTF…OMG….of the Day

Guess what….Kim Kardashian went shopping because her whore ass has nothing better to do with all the money that came fuckin’ easy for her because she had a rich father who died, a whore mother who worked the wallet fuckin’ proper and who had no fucking problem getting fucked and pissed on on camera, something I don’t think is that big of a deal and tell girls over and over again, that everyone fucks and if they don’t they want to be fucking, and sice I’m not getting up in you, I might as well join in with the guy who is, via video, because I’d rather have that than nothing….that lead to her own show and more money that she can use on all the designer shit she needs along with approval from the public so I guess this post is about saying that instead of hating Kim Kardashian, we should take some fuckin’ notes, cuz her life is better than yours….and for someone who looks like she behinds the counter of a donut shop, that’s saying a lot and really who gives a fuck….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Shopping|Tits

2009

13

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens Grabs a Coffee in a Tank Top of the Day

And you care enough to look at these pictures, but more importantly, I cared enough to post them. It’s times like these where I really should just kill myself. I mean I don’t even go to this much effort when I grab myself a fucking coffee, but for some Disney starlet, I’m cropping and uploading pictures and writing a useless blurb….so this is what my life’s become. Good times.

Posted in:Coffee|Vanessa Hudgens

2009

13

Mar

Lauren Conrad Shows Some Leg of the Day

The Hills is such bullshit, I know everyone is onto them at this point, because I was having coffee at McDonalds earlier today and saw Pratt and Montag on The View and they were fucking struggling. Their fake marriages, to their called off marriages, to the fact they live together and that they have seperate rooms in the house, and Spencer stumbling how to answer questions, made me believe shit is sinking fast. Whoopi Goldberg wouldn’t even give them the time of day, because they are fuckin’ jokes, and I guess since Lauren Conrad is on the show, she’s just as full of shit as they are and here she is showing off some leg because it’s a slow hungover day….

Posted in:Lauren Conrad|Leg

2009

13

Mar

Shauna Sand Keeps Good Company of the Day

I guess it’s only natural to associate yourself with people with like-minded people and by like-minded I mean have the same plastic surgeon. By the looks of these haggard sluts, it looks like they have both spent their fair share of time in the waiting room and that’s where they probably met.

If you’re wondering who the girl Shauna Sand is hanging with, her name is Taylor Wane and she’s some Hall of Fame pornstar who looks like a fuckin’ mess, but then again a lot of pornstars look like messes by the time they are 25, you know with the drugs, dirty sex and hard lives, so I guess if anything, she’s the kind of woman you’d want to end up like, if you are new to the industry, because she’s not dead, she just looks it.

I just hate this fake porn shit, give me an everyday girl with a set of real tits and I don’t care how many guys she’s fucked, or how many times she’s had the Clap, I just can’t take the jacked up tits and faces, it’s too fuckin’ strange to me and I can’t figure out who told them it looks great…or how they can look in the mirror and think they look presentable enough to leave the fucking house, you’d think the pointing, screaming and crying kids would tip the off to covering up their fuckin’ shit. Ya know what I mean…

Posted in:Porn|Shauna Sand|Taylor Wane|Tits

2009

13

Mar

Lindsay Lohan Deathwatch of the Day

I am not in the mood to hate on Lohan anymore, sure she caused some headaches for me when she found out I was internet friends with Sam Ronson, who is no longer my internet friend because Lohan stepped in and put a stop to that. Sure, I had some outrageous text message fights with her over the 6 months that this went down, because she was kinda crazy, and sure the last time I went to see Ronson play, I was escorted out of the club within a minute of being there, even though no one knows I write the site, but was told that I am not welcome there, and it had nothing to do with my urine soaked elastic waist band pants.

But now that all that anger and drama is over, life is more boring, I have no one to have fake internet fights with, I have no celebrities to make me feel validated, like my mean spirited shit actually gets noticed, so as Lohan and Ronson lost interest in tolerating me, I lost that stamp of approval that made me feel like the site wasn’t a stagnant piece of shit.

This is going to be my last Lohan Deathwatch post, because it’s played out, boring and a waste of fuckin’ time. She’s not dying, she’s just skinny, and I like skinny girls, so the last thing I should be doing is encouraging weightgain.

So Lohan, if you’re reading this, I miss you.

Posted in:Deathwatch|Lindsay Lohan

2009

13

Mar

Lady Gaga Has a Dick of the Day

I am getting tired of ripping into Lady Gaga, it’s all very negative and a waste of fucking energy, you know she is doing her thing, people are diggin’ it, she can sing, her sound is her own and music is her own, and whether I find shit a little lame, a little forced and the whole thing very bullshit, makes no difference because she’s here, her music gets played and she’s going to be around for awhile.

That said, just because I accept that she’s around, doesn’t mean that I accept her to be a woman. I am convinced that just throwing the name “Lady” in her name, is some over compensation shit to further trick us into thinking she’s got a vagina, you know like how could she have a dick if her name is Lady Gaga, kinda thing. Not to mention, she has a busted man face, stupid wigs, stupid costumes, a raspy dick suckin’ voice and looks like she’s wearing a fucking diaper under her leotard while acting like a gay dude’s rendition of a fabulous glamorous woman.

Now, I guess I could be wrong, and she could just have unfortunate genes, but whatever she is, she’s definitely here to stay, so get used to it and turn on her song “Poke her Face” while you fantasize about her tits, just the way she used get her face poked in the gay club bathrooms while jerking her own dick, before she had to tuck it away for fame….

Here she is kickin’ of her North American tour…

Posted in:Dick|Lady Gaga|Tranny

2009

13

Mar

Howard K. Stern Goes To Jail of the Day

So I got a text message this morning that said Howard Stern was in jail. I woke up for a minute, looked at it and figured that since I am hungover and that everyone else is covering the story, I’ll just go back to bed and see what the hell that person was talking about, and try to figure out why they’d bother telling me about it.

Well, it turns out that it wasn’t Howard Stern the radio host who was arrested, but Howard K. Stern, Anna Nicole Smith’s leach who was feeding her drugs, keeping her subdued and manageable and eventually leading to her overdose.

I guess I should say lock him up and throw away the key, that’s some psycho control shit, but I am torn, since drugging girls unwillingly is the only way I get laid.

Posted in:Anna Nicole Smith|death|Howard K. Stern|Murder