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2009

28

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I got drunk, otherwise I would have put these up yesterday, but noon rolled around and I figured I needed to go on a bit of bender since it had been at least a week since my last one, so I started off soft, you know a couple of beers in the park, but it lead to me not really remember much of anything that happened, other than scaring a few girls, touching a few girls inappropriately and even bringing some random girl home with me who my wife wasn’t too impressed by, but fuck her, she always ruins my fun.

Now I hate people who tell drunk and high stories, like they’re living some crazy life that everyone is missing out on. I just want to make it clear that I am not that guy, my nights out drinking aren’t awesome and outrageous that I can’t believe happened, because I can hardly even remember them. They are just self destructive, because I have trouble saying no and because I am a wounded bird, mend me.

I just have nothing else to say. But I do have stepLINKS.

That Shamwow Meth Head Beat The Shit Out Of Some Prostitute
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Jessica Alba’s Hottest Pics
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Being A Home Alone Virgin Doesn’t Have to Be So Lonely
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Does Anyone Else Love Mega Man As Much As I Do?
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Iron Man Versus Bruce Lee
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Apparently Fat Dippin’ Is All The Rage
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A Movie With Cameron Diaz and Tom Cruise Would Make Me Want to Stab My Eyes Out
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Fergie is Going Bald or Some Shit
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Will Arnett is Funny As Shit and I Don’t Know Why He Isn’t More Famous
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Lizzy is Lovely
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Wales Looks Like Quite the Vacation Spot
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Striptease of the Day
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John Mayer Can Take His Twitter and Shove It Up His Ass
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Audrina Patridge’s New Denim Campaign REALLY Makes Me Want to Go Out and Buy a Pair of Jeans
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The Sluts on Dancing With the Stars Are Dropping Like Flies
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Louise Redknapp is Kind of See Through See Through
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Katie Holmes is Back to Looking Completely Disgusting Again
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Like Paris Could Actually Settle Down With One Penis
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Carmen Electra’s Playboy Cover Shoot – VIDEO
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Jenni Gregg is Washing Her Car
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Padma Lakshmi Makes Sex With a Cheeseburger
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Mascott Takes Off a Cheerleaders Top
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Zusana’s Tits Are Out There
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Ana Beatriz Barros. Nuff Said
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Some Well Oiled Boobs
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If This is a Joke, They Are Funny
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A Little Beyonce is Usually Easy On the Eyes, Except That There is No Such Thing As a Little Beyonce
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Some Vintage Dita Von Tease
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Madonna Dumped Jesus, I Only Hope She is Now Dating a 12 Year Old
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Good Grief Khloe Kardashian is Scary
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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40 Celebs Caught Picking Their Noses….
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Economic Crisis Making More Girls Turn To Taking Off Their Clothes…
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20 Amateur Hot Girls
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Cheerleaders of the 2009 NCAA Sweet 16
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Audrey Bitoni is Oh So Sexy
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Amateur Heaven
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Smell Like a Dirty Yet Glamorous Tranny
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And That’s What You Get, You Emo Fuck
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Double Decker Taco
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Why Does Kelly Clarkson Keep Telling Us She Is NOT a Lesbian?
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Some Celebrity Underwear Auction
http://popbytes.com/archive/2009/03/celebrity_underwear_now_up_for_auction.shtml

The Most Popular Shows in America Will Make You Want to Blow Your Head Off
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Go Fuck Yourself
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Girl and Her Ass/Tit/Panty/Black Boyfriend Shots
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Some Asian in Some Professional Bush Pictures
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Find Me on Other Parts of the Internet….


Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

27

Mar

Amy Winehouse in a Scary Panty Upskirt Picture of the Day

I wrote this about Amy Winehouse’s panties last week….

I am kinda surprised to see Amy Winehouse wearing panties, I figured that her rotting vagina just kinda closed up on her and dried out meaning there wouldn’t really be a point. Maybe I just think like that because she’s pretty fucking busted looking and I like to pretend she doesn’t have female genitals because it helps keep me straight, but that’d be a lie, since I’d pay to fuck this bitch and bitches that look a hell of a lot worse than her, but I wouldn’t pay much.
That said, if you’re wondering why she went with black pair and not the white pair, it’s because before she put these on, they were white….bad joke, sure, but that doesn’t change the fact that I am really curious what shoving my face in her crotch would smell like, and what would happen if someone was to insert garden hose, PVC pipe, licorice or any tube into her, and I got the opportunity to take a hit of that pussy pipe.
I guess I’ll never know….

I still feel the same. I would love to wear that shit like a Halloween mask, just to see if it smells like death, or chemicals, or old period, or dried up cum, or anything that reminds me that I am still alive, that I still feel, that life isn’t this cold dark scary place I need to medicate myself to survive in, ya know….

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Panty Flash

2009

27

Mar

Pam Anderson’s Stupid Tits Go Shoppin’ for the Positive Post of the Day

So I’m trying to inject the site with a little positivity….and this is what I came up with….

Pam Anderson you look maternal. Not because you’ve got big enough to feed a third world country, because we all know that shit isn’t filled with milk, but with plastic, like some kind of science project for you kid’s science fair that will come in first fucking place, if you don’t mind just pullin them out of your top a little more for the judges, which you don’t.

You look like a good mother because you go grocery shopping, while other girls in your situation would just pass out all fucked up at 7 in the morning after an all night bender, forgetting where your kids are, but assuming the 24 hour nanny you hired, has everything under control.

For that, I celebrate you.

I don’t know if that was positive or not, I am still learning….

Posted in:Implants|old|Pam Anderson|Tits

2009

27

Mar

14 Year Old Myspace Whore Death Wish of the Day

Hey 14 year old girl, I am all for you getting naked and fucking your boyfriends, because girls like you, who get naked, undstand the hustle, who know are horny and know they are a sex object and who know how to seduce motherfuckers like me to get male attention, by ending up nude, and in stupid situations while pretendin’ to be 18 at a club, where you’ve snuck out to for the night, while your parents were sleeping, or while they think you’re at your friend Jenny’s house or some shit,but do that shit off of the internet, because it’s illegal and I don’t want to go to jail because you’re a premature slut. Die.

Posted in:Kiddie Porn|Preteen Slut

2009

27

Mar

Do the Stanky Leg of the Day

This video of the Stanky Leg is making the rounds of the internet, so I figured I’d throw shit up there to spread it around, because it is a good thing. I love black girls, I love how they move, I love how they shake their asses and I love how they don’t expect too much out of me, mainly because they don’t talk to me.

I just admire them from afar, or from pervert’s row at the stripclub, too scared to approach them, because I don’t know how they’ll react and that makes me all nervous and excited like a school boy telling a girl I have a crush on her for the first time, only to get rejected and develop a complex I’ll carry around with me for the rest of my life about confidence and selfworth, thanks for that Sally Forrester, you little pig tailed cunt.

BONUS – SOME MORE BIG BLACK ASS

Posted in:Big Black Ass|Stanky Leg|Video

2009

27

Mar

Girl Fainting Video of the Day

Here’s the kind of girl I like to get with, you know one who starts chats you up long enough that when the roofies kick in, you don’t look like a creep when you carry her out of the bar/drag her out of the bar from her hair.

The best part of the video is the crew’s reaction in studio.

Posted in:Fainting|girl

2009

27

Mar

P Twitty TV is Fucking Retarded of the Day

Puff Daddy blocked me on Twitter for posting hateful messages directed at him about putting Chris Brown and Rihanna up in his house back after he beat her up. I didn’t realize that this crazy motherfucker does these stupid twitter videos in his custom jeeps, where he talks about how great he’s doing, how happy he is, how amazing life is, in some crazy manic shit like “Look at me and God baby”, pushing this whole stay positive insanity, and I just can’t wait for this manic episode to come crashing down hard. He’s obviously not right and needs medication, therapy or suicide.

Posted in:Diddy|Twitter|Unstable

2009

27

Mar

Rihanna Love Letter of the Day

Here’s a love letter I spent the whole night writing to Rihanna, you know, I wanted to get it right without it sounding too creepy, you know since it’s the internet and people don’t like meeting creepy dudes off the internet, especially poor, fat, creepy dudes from the internet, so I gotta put on my charm, so this is what I came up with:

Rihanna,

My love for you may not be real, since we’ve never met, but I have tried to jerk off to your music videos, with no real success, but the thought of you being a strong enough woman to take a serious beating turns me the fuck on. Not that that matters, you know, Keri Hilson says that love can knock you down, but you prove that love with Chris Brown doesn’t. You inspire me to get off my couch and walk to the kitchen and get a glass of water, instead of vodka. You are the only drug I need.

Hit me up on my 2 way,

Love

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

I am not too good at this whole love letter shit, I am not good at expressing myself when it comes to my emotions, I tend to always say the wrong thing, and I know that Rihanna and I will never be, but I’ll just keep her in my heart and use thoughts of what could have been, to inspire me to be a better person….

Here she is partying like a single whore lookin’ for some new rebound cock to get over her whole love bullshit.

Here’s the Video….

Posted in:Parties|Rihanna

2009

27

Mar

Some Kim Kardashian Fat Chick Tits of the Day

Unlike Lily Allen, Kim Kardashian does fat right, sure she’s not the hottest girl out there and looks a bit like a man, or something that I haven’t quite figured out, but you gotta give the girl some respect, she manages to suck down all the donuts, ice cream, candy, chips, chocolate, cake, carbs, fried chicken her lazy, slacking, rich piece of shit can, and it just seems to end up in the right places, tricking dudes into thinking she’s a big titty, big booty, curvy goddess, leading to her making more money, ending up a cover girl, all while just being a fat pig of a girl optical illusion. The kind of optical illusion fat girls I see at fast food joints would really appreciate if they took 5 minutes off of their emotional eating….

Either way, here are her big ol’ titties.

Posted in:Fat|Kim Kardashian|Tits

2009

27

Mar

Megan Fox in Some Shorts of the Day

Megan Fox was out wearing shorts the other day and virgins everywhere got excited about the shit because they think she’s the hottest piece of ass in Hollywood. They think she’s got it all going on especially since she was in their favorite movie of all time, the Transformers, shit, they were waiting for that movie to come out since the 80s and it finally did, and this whore was in it, it’s like they were meant to be, at least that’s how it plays out in their fantasies, when they save her from world domination in some spacesuit they invented in their mom’s basement, because of those tits, just look at those tits….

I don’t mean to objectify the girl of your dreams but I just can’t help it, all girls are just a series of vaginas and breasts and assholes, but I don’t know what it is about Megan Fox that I just can’t get into, I think I’m the kind of guy who can’t find a bitch hot when I find out just how fucking retarded she is, and I just can’t respect anyone who fucks Brian Austin Green and I feel bad for the virgins out there who are or who have ever been envious of that motherfucker, but not as disappointed as I feel for the pussy he feeds his dick to.

Posted in:Megan Fox|Shorts|Tits