Fergie’s not the rock hard body she used to be. I call this the marriage workout. She can finally kick back and take it easy and tell her husband that she was out exercising, meanwhile she’s just planning on gaining enough weight for her husband to regret ever marrying her.
Maybe this low intensity working out, is because her heart is so wrecked from her meth addiction, but I have a feeling that whole meth addiction was bullshit, because I know meth addicts and the last thing I expect out of them is a successful music career and happy, rich, full life, I just expect the scabs and premature death. Maybe Fergie knew someone who did meth and she smoked a hit once but didn’t inhale, but no meth addicts succeed, no matter how many days they stay up jacked and ready to work….because their idea of work is painting their one room apartment black and similar insanity.
Either way, she doesn’t look hot, but she’s hotter than my wife, so I’ll post it.
So I am tried of being seen as this negative energy and as I cleanse my life from negative people, I feel I should bring some positive vibes to the site…that said, here’s my positive message inspired by Jennifer Love Hewitt by the pool…
Hey Jennifer love, you don’t look offensively fat, maybe it’s gotta to do with the decency and respect you have shown by covering the fuck up, or maybe it’s because you have taken some time to work on your body to get back on track. Good Job.
I tried. Not very hard, but I tried none the less.
There’s some electronic music I like and a lot that I hate. Bob Sinclair is the cheesy dance music I fucking hate. It’s not so much him or the success he’s seen. But more the people he leads.
He is the leader of the Ed Hardy movement and in Montreal at least, the king of the chachi motherfuckers. Whenever his songs about feeling the love, or worlds going on, these lame motherfuckers start screaming and dumping their bottles of vodka on hot stupid girls, who don’t know better, because the media tells them this kind of behavior is ok to imitate, all while rocking 200 dollar T-shirts they buy with their parent’s credit card.
Here’s Bob Sinclair’s wife in a bikini, because I can only assume she’s some Euro trash coke slut he met in Ibiza while she was DJ Whoring her way to the fuckin’ top. Sure he’s got a great lifestyle, partying all night, traveling the world for free, fucking hot partysluts, but that doesn’t mean he’s good or cool according to me and I’m sure that really upsets him…Enjoy.
I hate when ugly girls get ahead in life and are wrongfully labeled hot because the media or people who live in small towns filled with fat girls mistake her for being hot just because she isn’t fat. You know who act like they are the fucking ultimate because of receiving too much positive reinforcement throughout their lives. Die. You over-rated Canadian piece of shit.
The people at Complex are my fucking family. Sure Marc Ecko doesn’t send me birthday gifts, doesn’t invite me down to play basketball in his office, doesn’t send me his cover girls or clothing models to have sex with, but his staff have always been good to me and even featured me in the magazine and have consistently kept the friendship alive and that means a lot to me.
That said, they fucked up yesterday by posting an unphotoshopped picture of Kim Kardashian, maybe it was a publicity stunt that worked, since shit hit Perez Hilton, Gawker and all these other huge websites, and it even got back to Kim Kardashian who wrote this:
everyone has been putting up these pics from Complex Magazine showing the comparison of the original un-photoshopped photo that mistakenly was put up on complex.com.
Complex later replaced the pic with the photoshopped version, causing all of this drama.
But you know what, who cares! ??
So what: I have a little cellulite. What curvy girl doesn’t!? ??
How many people do you think are photoshopped? It happens all the time!? ?…
I’m proud of my body and my curves and this picture coming out is probably helpful for everyone to see that just because I am on the cover of a magazine doesn’t mean I’m perfect.”
Which is code for “I eat too much” and “I am lazy” but “Black people want to fuck me…”..
Either way, the thing that pisses me off is that 5 months ago, I found some photoshop dude who worked professionally for companies retouching pictures and his work on Kim Kardashian was part of his portfolio, shit took so much hard work that this expert felt it was his priced piece of work and I posted the shit, but no one noticed…
So I figure I’ll throw it out there again, because you can see just how fat this bitch I’ve been calling fat all these years is, and stop defending her, because she may be a cover girl, but she’s contributed nothing of value to society.
Rihanna is the kind of girl I would let rape me with her six-shooter, you know shove her hip hop gat, deep inside my asshole and thrust back and forth for a couple of hours or until I start bleeding or my insides start pooring out, before deciding it’s time to play Russian Roulette and motherfucker’s fully loaded. Seriously. I think she’s that amazing and I figure I’m a little bored and have lived long enough, so Rihanna, if you’re out there, let’s take your aggression out on me….
I’d like to take a minute to laugh at other people’s misfortune….
her latest movie will not be released to cinemas. Labor Pains will premiere on cable TV in America in July before going straight to DVD in August. In the film, Lohan plays a woman who fakes pregnancy in a bid to keep her job. The actress has completed just one movie since her 2007 flop I Know Who Killed Me, and recently lost out on the lead role in director Tim Burton’s forthcoming remake of Alice In Wonderland.
If you read the synopsis of this movie, you’ll realize why this shit is going straight to DVD, it’s so fucking stupid, I am offended it was made in the first place.
Laughing at Lohan’s misfortunes isn’t like laughing at some retard on life support falling down a flight of stairs, you know, because she’s already won the fucking lottery and has made more money that she ever deserved, and if she’s going broke, good, she deserves it, because she’s a fucking mental case spoiled brat who doesn’t know what she had and the opportunities that were given to her because she’s all self righteous and shit.
The biggest joke is that I hear she’s trying to become a full time model, you know because the work is easy and comes natural, meanwhile she’s 5 foot 2 in heels and looks like a wrecked 40 year old dying of breast cancer.
She’s also trying to partner up with Sean Penn, Seth Rogan and whoever else will listen to her to try to get her career going because the media and obsessed fans have been negative about her and have perpetuated rumors about her and her personal and professional life that made her unhirable.
So I guess when she realizes she’s fucking useless and it’s over, we can all expect a lawyer’s letter, because she’s gonna sue the fuckin’ world for making her famous, then taking it away from her or some shit.
Either way, the whole thing is pretty fucking funny.
I generally don’t discriminate when it comes to pussy, unless that pussy belongs to Kathy Griffin. There is really nothing hot about her, except maybe her fire pussy, but that’s just not enough for me. Maybe it’s because she’s ugly, but I’ve fucked ugly girls, I think it’s got more to do with her comedy, or whatever the fuck it is that she does that involves her making fun of her shitty career as a dlister and pretty much shamelessly compromise any integrity she may have left.
So she did some publicity stunt with Paris Hilton, where they went shopping, she flashed her panties and there are even pics of her in a bikini that I am not paying for, they tipped up the paparazzi, because they are both on a sinking ship and like the movie Titanic, this is them trying to hold onto the floating piece of boat while a rich fat pig of a woman doesn’t share with them and watches them freeze to death…if you know what I mean.
I don’t know what that reference was, don’t try to look into it too much motherfucker….
Here’s the video of them hanging out, I didn’t bother watching it, so I don’t know if they panty flash was caught on tape but I really hope it was….
I am not drunk, but I should be. I blocked some woman on Twitter today, not because she’s stalking me, I encourage people stalking me, but they never do, because I suck at life, but that’s not the point, she kept whining at me about how I am not funny, and to try harder and shit like that, and by the third day, I didn’t really need her repetitive shit because it bores me and because I already know that I am not funny. If I was funny, I’d be doing stand up, I’d be writing for TV, I’d be doing anything but running a blog no one reads, so I don’t need fat old ladies telling me what’s wrong with my comedy, since what I do isn’t comedy, it’s just mean.
Anyway, I know people hate people who talk abotu twitter like there’s nothing else going on in the world, but I figure no one wants to hear the story about the girl in a skirt, who was wearing panties and who was sitting on a bench, but her fully pussy exposed because I guess shit got pulled to the side and she didn’t realize it, but I did, because I love vagina. Mainly because every vagina is different and has it’s own story about where it has been and what it’s been up to, what it’s accomplished and what it is scared of and what it enjoys and moments like that happen too rarely in my life and here is something that happend daily….my stepLINKS…check em out and I’m going to go get drunk….like I should be.
The Best Women in the World Do What You Tell Them Without Making You Respect Them… GO
Octocrazy Used to Shake Her Money Maker for Perverts Row GO
Here are some pictures of Anna Faris lookin’ alright in Arena Magazine. What more really needs to be said, maybe that now you don’t need to buy the magazine because I am giving you all that is of value in it, but I probably shouldn’t say that, because when they come to me with lawyer’s letters saying that I’ve contributed to a loss of sales, it’ll be hard to deny that I believe that I did, not that anyone buys magazines anymore anyway, you can’t blame me for the fall of an industry, blame the Internet and evironmentalist hippie assholes tied to fuckin’ trees making the cost of paper too much to make sense. I don’t know what I am talking about again, I get on these useless rants and I figure I should spend more time on what is important, showering, drinking, napping.
So here are those pics while I get off the computer to rest my eyes in the shower drinking a beer.
