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2009

23

Feb

Beyonce Performing with the High School Musical People of the Day

If you’re wondering why I haven’t updated the site, it’s because I am running of West Coast time and I’ve been out hoping from Oscar party to Oscar party all night long. Sure, I’m not actually in California and I wasn’t invited to a single Oscar party because I am irrelevant, and sure I only watched a few minutes of the Oscars because that shit depresses me, and I didn’t actually go to any Oscar parties, not even themed shit at my local bar.

I just got drunk and passed out at four in the morning and feel like I should have watched this segment of the Oscars where Beyonce rocks out while I was drunk because that way I’d be able to focus on Vanessa Hudgens cleavage and one piece vagina hugging outfit, but instead can’t see past Beyonce and her huge thighs trying to steal the fucking spotlight. So if you’re into something pretty shitty while I get my posts together, watch this garbage.

UPDATE:

Here are some pictures from the Oscars because I’ve decided to not really cover the shit because my opinion doesn’t matter especially when it comes to how predictable, political and drawn out this jerk off fest is. I did like Jackman’s intro and the set design, I was happy to see Wall-E win but hated pretty much everything else.

Some Penelope Cruz Before Her Inspirational Acceptance Speech….

Miley Cyrus Brought Her Wonky Teeth as a Date….

Anne Hathaway Needs Sun, This Casper Shit Makes Her Look Like She’s Dying…

Some Vanessa Hudgens Because She had No Business Being There….


There’s a lot more of this shit in the stepFORUM
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Posted in:Beyonce|Oscars|Performing

2009

21

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I haven’t got that much sleep the last 24 hours because I’m on Twitter and Michael Lohan told me that I crossed the line in things I’ve said to him.

Now, I’m standing by the door with a kitchen knife, paranoid he’s gonna come get me. You know, he did try to off his family, so I can’t imagine what he’d do to me.


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On a side note, my homeless neighbor just beat the fuck out of his cat lady wife and I heard the whole thing. I’d call the cops but it’s really not my problem

Here are my links a day late…

Rihanna Makes Her Official Statement and Forgets to Thank Me for All My Support
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Cindy Crawford Takes Her Mom Ass Out to Pump Some Gas so You Can Pump One Out.
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Actors We Think Are Dead
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The 10 Hottest Cheerleaders Ever
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Sienna Miller Showing Off Some Tit and I Like It.
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More Sluts at the Sienna Miller Tit Showing Off Party
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Paris Hilton’s Ironic T-Shirt Amazingness…Funny Cum Never Stops Me From Wearing the Same Shirt Twice…
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Mean FOx Grabbing a Steering Wheel Like it Was Your Cock
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Girls Aloud Cheryl Tweedy Shows Off her Tweed Panties
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Girls of FHM Doing Some SOng and Dance You’ll Like
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Some Lego Porn
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Annalynne McCord Shows Her Back, Since That’s the Best Way to Fuck Her…
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Amateur Chicks Naked
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Hot Pole Dancing Video
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Heather Graham’s TIts are Caged
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Ashlee Simpson Rocks a Bikini Pre-PRegnancy
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Lohan Slutting Out in Some New Photoshoot
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Helping Women Piss Like Men Since 2009
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You May Not Get to Fuck Her But You Can Try TO Get Her To Fall In Love With You, and By Fall in Love I Mean Let Other Chicks Fuck Her With a Dildo for You…..
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It Brings New Meaning to the Words Fast Food Nation’
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Now THAT’S Dedication
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Party Sluts Compilation
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Inspired By Obama
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Because I Know You Have Tried Everything Humanly Possible
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Eliza Dushku Hotness
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Paloma is a Greek Godess
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Babes Hard Body
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Snowboarder Flips Out
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Aneta Keys is All Shaved
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She Must Have REALLY Wanted Her Car Washed
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When Tranny Lizards Attack
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Lux Kassidy Makes Your Week Complete
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Fun with Vodka in Russia
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If I Made It Any Easier, I Would Be Fucking Them For You
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The Truth Hurtss
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Bootyful Boy Short Babes
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Gotcha By the Tail!
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Guy Breaks Board With Finger – VIDEO
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Because Porn is One Thing You Can’t Do Without
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Insane Basketball Brawl
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Some Indian Chick and Her Hot Fucking Natural TIts
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Some Miley Cyrus Cock
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Some Hot Polish Ass
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Gallery of Hot Magazine Covers
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Some Comedy Central Beastiality Ad
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81 Hottest Academy Award Cleavage Pics
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A Whole Lot of Buttholes
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Beauty or Butterface?
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Some Tit Revealing Costumes
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Some Young chick Does a Webcam Dance
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Crazy Fucking Tattoo of the Day
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Crazy Fucking TIts to Distract you From Busted Fucking Face
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Bonus Some Perverts New York City Voyeur Video…Maybe One of THese Hoes is You

Bonus The Dumbest Part of Hip Hop Except for the Crazy Fucking Booty…

Christina Milian’s King Magazine Cover Shoot Because She’s Hot

Christina Milian King Magazine photoshoot

Olivia Munn Does the Oscars Better….

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

21

Feb

Amanda Bynes and Her Legs Leave a Club of the Day

Amanda Bynes really loves her legs. She shows them off everywhere she goes. She shouldn’t get too dependent on these legs, you know use them as some kind of security blanket because you never know when you may accidentally step on a land mine and all your leg showing off comes to an immediate end. So time to bring out them tits and vag because based on this video, her personality’s not gonna take her very far…

Posted in:Amanda Bynes|Legs|Party

2009

20

Feb

The Girl Saved by Her Weave of the Day

This is classy. This is almost as good as the time I got saved from being stabbed in my chest because my Whopper was stuffed in my front shirt pocket. I was saving it for later. It was one of those 2 for one deal days. You know, can never turn down a deal!

Posted in:Saved|Weave

2009

20

Feb

Kate Beckinsale and Her Leather Dress of the Day

Kate Beckinsale shoulda have been wearing this dress the night she got pregnant, because instead of bustin inside her, baby daddy would have taken advantage of this special occasion outfit to see his seed roll down off it, at least I hear that’s what people who fuck people in latex are into, meaning like every other time he had sex, shit wouldn’t have stuck on the womb, but it really doesn’t matter because I think she’s bounced back from that pregnancy shit quite amazingly and if only more mom’s were like her, maybe the world would be a better place and men wouldn’t resent their wives for giving them a life sentence with a fatter ass than they married…..

Posted in:Dress|Kate Beckinsale|Leather

2009

20

Feb

Kim Kardashian Not Really Grabbing her Crotch of the Day

Here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian not actually grabbing her crotch, because you know if she did, the smell that would radiate the room would cuz some Rodney King riots and no one needs that race war over pussy right now.

Posted in:Crotch|Kim Kardashian

2009

20

Feb

Olivia Munn Gets Sexy to Promote Her Website of the Day

I have a new found respect for this Olivia Munn girl. At first I was against her because of the audience she caters to, you know…you. But then I realized she probably wanted to be on TV, this network or show was coming up, she had an agent who got her the audition, she read up on video games or whatever they talk about, aced the shit, knowing that geeks are a loyal crownd once they fall for a girl on TV, and now she’s giving that huge audience little teasers of how she’s not only down and accepting of their geek ways and interests, but she’s also got sex appeal and they can jerk off to her, unless they are those really weird geeks who aren’t into jerking off, in which case then can draw up the plans to their Star Trek themed marriage or whatever it is that geeks do.

Here are some promo pics to her new site. She knows how to market herself even if it is to a lame crowd….


You may also like her site because I am sure it’s more relevant a stop than my site.
So Check it out….
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Here is some other shoot where she looks dead….but some people may like that especially since it’s probably the only way she’d ever sleep with them.

Posted in:Olivia Munn|Sex|Website

2009

20

Feb

Some Shauna Sand Slut Pictures of the Day

Here is den mother Shauna Sand, the leader of the ex-strippers who do nothing but some how live a more glamourous life than any of us. You’ve got to give her some credit though, she’s never denounced her past or who she was, she’s never switched up her style and gone conservative, or bought clothes that actually cost money, she’s unaffected by her fame and success or maybe delusional about it being sexier than someone who doesn’t look like a fucking monster. A monster we’d probably all buy lap dances from if she was the featured guest performer at our local strip club, one some of you would ask to have your picture taken with. So these pics are for you.

Posted in:Shauna Sand|Slut

2009

20

Feb

Rose McGowan Wearing a Mask and Talking Politics of the Day

I don’t know why Rose McGowan is wearing some weird costume, but I guess after you’ve been engaged to Marilyn Manson, everyday becomes Halloween. It’s probably safe to guess that they were at some kind of event and heading home and when the paparazzi pulled her to the side to ask her something cheap, brainless and ridiculous for TMZ, she steps it up and rips into the state of California. Now I don’t normally like talking to girls who are smart or well spoken, I kinda like my woman retarded and goldfish like, except for that time I got hard for a doctor when getting an STD test back when they used the Q-Tip down the tip, but luckily my dick’s so small she had no idea because they don’t teach about that in med school. Thank god because it saved me a whole lot of embarrassment.

On a side note, I’ve been working on making lifestyle changes to give me a penis worth talking about, so despite all the reports about lap tops being bad for your cock if you actually use them on your lap, I’ve been spending a solid 4 years, 10 hours a day doing it, not because I like living dangerously, but because I hope some HULK shit happens where one day my cock mutates and rips through my pants and runs out the door fighting crime and by fighting crime I mean getting blow jobs.

Posted in:Mask|Politics|Rose McGowan

2009

20

Feb

Lohan and Ronson’s Dog Trying to Escape of the Day

Someone needs to call the animal protection services because by the looks of it, this bull dog is trying to get the fuck away from these two. Truth is that if you had to see Ronson on Lohan dildo, fisting, shitting, pissing, naked, masturbating multiple times a day, then the heated insane arguments and an unstable emotional roller coaster ride that is their life…you’d be trying your hardest to get back to the puppy mill where you weren’t fed, weren’t allowed out of the cage, were forced to pump out babies, because it was substantially better than the hell it is living now.

Here’s the real bitch in the family…

Here’s some pictures of Lohan on her way to spend 53,000 dollars on 3 Rolexes because that’s how you deal with the financial crisis when being an unemployed child star with a drug addiction and personality disorder…

Here’s the video cuz you’ve got nothing better to do with yourself…

Posted in:Dog|Lohan|Ronson