Vikki Blows is some nude model and this isn’t the first time she’s got topless before, I think the only reason people know who she is is because she gets topless, or maybe it’s got something to do with her last name actually being Blows, but I have a hard time believing that is ture, but if it is, I guess from a young age she got teased and shit followed her like a curse and the only real revenge she could get is to actually accept her fate and make a career out of being a cock sucking whore, like the lesbian I went to school with who we all knew was a lesbian, but who didn’t know she was a lesbian, and we’d tease her and tease her and even the teachers would get in on it by asking her if she rented a tux for Prom, and shit like that, who later in life turned out to have accepted what we all knew and laughed about and started eating pussy, only the girl I knew didn’t have hot tits like this….
Christmas came early for Hollywood’s favorite Lesbian when Carmen Electra showed up and did a little slutty stripper dance that we all know she’s very familiar with because she’s pretty much Hollywood’s version of a slutty stripper that ended with an ass slap that I think that it was a little too much for Lesbian Ellen to handle because by the looks of it, I think she came and had to change those Lesbian pants for the next segment but no one could tell because all her Lesbian pants are the same.
Also on the show today was slutty Anna Faris showing her legs and giving Ellen a pair of tacky tranny Christmas Shoes…that she goes onto model for us….something no pant wearing lesbian should ever do…
And to close out the show The Pussycat Dolls were there to keep shit wholesome….
BONUS – She’s Doing a TV Giveaway for Christmas and after luring Carmen and Ana Faris into Clooney’s Office to Take Smutty Pics (can’t find video of that), they roll out a TV to give to her audience and shit falls and I laughed…
And She Reveals the Costumed Whore Dressed Like a Hot Soothing Drink and It’s Paris Hilton….what she gives lasts more than just 12 days of Christmas…..
Now I’ve officially posted an entire episode of Ellen and I feel like I’ve paid back my lesbian brethren.
I wonder what Brooke Hogan put on her Christmas list. She already got the tits she has dreamt about since she was a little girl to balance out her very large frame, she’s already got all the assless pants they sell at her local sex store. She’s already broken up her mom and dad’s marriage so she can have him all for himself. She’s got her brother out of prison and her stepfather in training finally hit puberty making it less embarrassing than it was 6 months ago. Her dad already pulled all the strings his wrestling carer gave him to get her a record deal and a couple photoshoots in Maxim and she’s got all the fake blonde hair she needs, so I guess the only thing you can get fo this North Florida redneck royalty is a good old fashioned gang rape, like the one her momma was part of the day she was conceived…sure they always pretend they hate it at first, but after years of therapy and hard drinking, they’ll be able to accept it for the right of passage it is. Again, I have no idea what I am talking about but I do know the rollerblading Poofter behind her pissed himself and that’s more interesting than Brooke Hogan.
This is on of the reasons I am a fan of Rihanna. Not only is she hot and a huge success, but she seems like she’s pretty down to have a good time. You know when she was a kid in the Islands, living in poverty, watching MTV when cleaning resort bedrooms, she knew she wanted to make it big in music, and she did. That’s not to say that she’s all that talented, or that she didn’t take off her pants for Jay-Z, seeing how easily she pulled them down for some random Fred Durst motherfucker, but it is to say that she’s here and she looks like she’s loving it and that’s a hell of a lot more refreshing than the cunt Beyonce, who you know probably doesn’t even take her pants off for her Husband because in her diva world she’s above that shit and just being in the same fucking room as her is something you should be thanking the gods for, no matter who they are. The truth is that the last time I think Beyonce even acknowledged one of her fans was back when she was doing the Mall circuit with Destiny’s Child and happened to order her bucket of chicken from a Popeye’s employee who happened to hear her perform earlier that day and recognized her, and she was only talking to him to get served….
Now to those of you who are going to call me racist and threaten my life, it’s a known fact that Beyonce loves Popeye’s, she had a VIP free chicken for life card from them and she even served the shit at her wedding , so get over hating and embrace her love for fried chicken.
I don’t understand people who protest Scientology. Sure shit may be weird, I mean I never really bothered trying to figure out what it’s all about, what I do know is that it’s something weird, rich, celebrities attach themselves to, so it’s obviously something that insecure egos would attach themselves to. What I do know is that shit involves spirituality and living forever, something I am sure any ego would be drawn to and that it was turned into a religion in the ’50s to avoid paying income tax. I am sure the dude who founded this thing based on a concept that came to him when writing a book is laughing at how much money he has scammed out of these desperate people over the years, but I don’t really get why anyone would care who worships what, or whether Tom Cruise is sitting in his mansion preying to Jesus Christ or sitting in his basement building a fucking spaceship. We all need something to believe in and going out to premieres to let the world know that you think this Scientology shit is bad, is even more desperate as being a fucking Scientologist….
I don’t know why I am posting this, but it’s already written so it’s stayin…
I guess I should start posting, I figured everyone was on Christmas Vacation already and wasn’t going to bother, but that’s just because I am lazy and any excuse to stay in bed all day is a good one…
So while I was sitting in my ratty ass sheetless bed, Christina Aguilera was out celebrating her 28th birthday. Wow, 28. Where does the time go. It seems like just yesterday I was jerking off to her on the Mickey Mouse Club….Oh that’s right, I was jerking off to her on the Mickey Mouse Club yesterday, thanks Youtube.
To See The Rest of the Pictures of this Weathered Drunk at her Weird Clockwork Orange Themed Birthday, Follow THis Link….Because the Paparazzi Hate Me… GO
I got my first official death threat today, well it may not be a death threat, but it was definitely a threat to inflict bodily harm on me and the person even outlined where he was going to do it. The reason, because he thinks I am a racist motherfucker, even though I’ve gone over this a million times explaining that I am not a fucking racist, I like everyone equally, I just like making fun of racism and how stupid it is by making racial slurs, shit’s a fucking joke and even if it isn’t funny or gets lost in translation like it was a chubby Scarlett Johannson….it’s still just a fucking joke and nothing to get angry over…..
That said, a detective reads the site and I asked him how to deal with this kind of thing and it turns out there’s a way to see where the email was sent from and from there, they’ll get the person’s account info and ID them. Once that is done, the fucker can get arrested, charges can be pressed and I’ll have a guy who hates me hating me a hell of a lot more.
Now normally, I don’t bother ratting people out, I would never take it to the authorities, I take shit at face value and I assume that if you’re on the site, it’s cuz you get me, and if you’re sending that kind of shit my way, you’re just joking, but once the detective got the info, it was pretty much out of my hands because he takes this kind of shit seriously and I guess wants nothing to happen to me….
So the report is made, they know who is threatening me and he may get arrested in the next couple of days. Such a headache for absolutely nothing….It’s way easier just to click “X” on the browser and go on with your day than to bother breaking laws threatening people over this shit….like I always say, it’s just the fuckin’ internet….
Anyway, I met a Reggae artist last night who was selling his CD at the merch table, he was black and we hit it off. I was wasted and told him I’d help spread the word for a free cd, he agreed and I woke up this morning with his CD but no CD player to listen to him, but I gotta keep up my end of the deal and link up his Myspace because dude was passionate about what he does, and I like passionate people, that shit inspires me…
Watch This Old Man Die During an Interview Cuz It’s Funny GO
That’s One Big Dildo!! GO
BONUS VIDEO – Bow Wow Video Shoot Behind the Scenes because there’s a couple big assed chicks in a skimpy bikinis hidden in all this soft hip hop entourage ego trippin and talkin’ too much….see if you can find them……
her name is Pauley Perrett, she’s 39, she is on a show called NCIS that I’ve never seen but that sounds like a the bucket half filled with my wife’s red wine vomit from last week that is still next to my fucking bed after a week. I don’t know when they were taken, because 5 minutes ago, I didn’t know who this alternative model lookin’ slag was, but in my mind, titty pics are timeless and it just doesn’t matter because she’s topless and topless is always worth sharing…seriously girls…start sharing…no one’s sent me in titty pics in what feels like forever….
You know that this fat chick has spent many nights laying in bed, listening to her Enrique CD, curled up to a box of Oreos and a bag or 2 of chips, dreaming about the day a man will sweep her off her feet and show her that they really give a shit about her, and that dream became a reality last night. Sure it only lasted a minute and sure, Enrique does this every fucking show, to really solidify how much of a romantic and hearthrob he is and is using her as a prop and after that set is done, they will go their seperate paths, never to run into each other again, but I know for that minute, she felt like there was no one else in the world, it was just her and Enrique and it was real. The thousands of screaming fans just disappeared as their lips connected and when it all ended, so did the single best experience of her sad life, and she didn’t even get to go home and finish him off, and that probably left her with a serious case of blue balls, because that’s what cock teasing does to people, but not to worry, I am sure there will be plenty more disappointment to come in her life, but that’s just the story of any fat chick, probably starting with the boyfriend she managed to lasso seeing these pictures and dumping her cheating whore ass for kissing a hispanic famous dude in front of the fucking world….leaving her alone and forced to kill herself parked outside Enrique’s house for ruining her fucking life by making her fall in love with something she can’t have….or something…
This is one of the weirder clips I’ve seen on a late night show, and it pretty much is a joke around Ryan Seacrest giving back to the kids during the holiday season and the way he does it is by letting them be him for a day. So they go on to show the kid in the tanning bed, then another kid getting his chest waxed and the whole thing is a little fucking creepy. I guess my thinking Seacrest was a poofter was wrong, and dude’s just a Peter Ban boy lover. I am posting it because I hold everything Ryan Seacrest clost to my heart and following his career is my passion.
