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2008

17

Dec

Rihanna’s Got Some Big New Tits of the Day

Looks like Christmas came early for Rihanna, or at least for Chris Brown, because it looks like she’s jacked her tits up a little to balance shit out with the rest of her body (ass). Sure she could be wearing straps, cups, external titty inserts and all that shit to give this illusion that I’ve seen one too many times in my life and unlike most guys, never got bothered by it. I figure since I have very little going on in my pants, life and wallet, they’re allowed to have little going on in their bra, just as long as there is a vagina for me to finger bang, and it doesn’t even have to be their vagina, it could be a friends or even my wife’s while thinking about them and I’m good.

The only time I got mad about this smoke and mirror shit is the light I spent chasing this motherfucker around all night because her tits looked good and she looked easy, only to realize 10 minutes into making out with her that the titties were nothing more than a stuffed bra, but the cock dicking in my leg was 100 percent real. I was already in too deep, the damage had been done, so I figured, might as well roll with this and see where this takes me, and let me tell you this much, it took me to a very dark place…

Not quite as dark as I imagine Rihanna’s nipples, but dark nevertheless, now stop reading (wishful thinking) and start staring, because when shit’s in picture, there’s no way for them to catch you creepin’ and police won’t be knockin at your door as a prime suspect in their death because they found DNA samples at the crime scene that match your DNA only to find out that “she was asking for it because she was wearing leather pants, a corest and was busting out of her shirt like a whore” doesn’t hold up in court….so in a lot of ways, these pictures save lives. Enjoy.

Posted in:cleavage|Rihanna|Tits

2008

17

Dec

Lindsay Lohan’s See Through Pants of the Day

I was with a friend of mine the other night getting drunk on the side of a busy street watching people go by while freezing our fucking asses off. I’d say that most of the girls who walked by us were in leggings or tights and my friend went nuts and not for the same reason I went nuts for them a few years ago, but because he is tired of them. Sure, he likes hot ass and pussy definition as much as the next guy, but shit just became too popular for him and it’s lost its appeal. A few years ago, you’d freak out when a girl would walk by in the shit and now, it’s expected and I guess he’s jaded, desensitized and needs more, kinda like how I feel about porn, and Lohan and her Lesbian ass are bringing it. I figure she’s a trendsetter and it’s just the natural progression of shit, you know slowly going see through, until eventually girls are walking around naked, and then my friend will get bored of that and have no choice but to accept the fact that he’s gay, because as far as I’m concerned the more girls in leggings the better and I can’t see myself ever getting bored of a socially accepted second layer of skin that allows me to perv out while girls think they’re just being casual…..

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|See Through|Tights

2008

17

Dec

Katie Price Launches More Products of the Day

Seeing Katie Price in a pair of pajamas I’d expect a young mother to wear on Christmas morning is a little out of context, like the hooker selling bibles before you pay her to fuck her, because flannel loose fitting pants are pretty much never hot, always wholesome and something you’d expect your wife of 10 years to sleep in because you don’t have sex anymore, and not really something a girl who’s career is based on her retarded fake tits and slut behavior to be promoting, unless of course they come with lowkey dildo attachments, in which case shit’s genius, like a sleeper sleepwear that is all sex on the inside and all business on the outside, so the perfect gift for any slut you know who plans on spending time staying at a family or friend’s house and doesn’t want the people who’s house she’s staying at to judge her for the sexual deviant that she is when she walks down for her Pop tart and orange juice in a pair of chaps, a strap on and a gag mask.

Sure this post is weak, but so is Katie Price and whoever is backing her brand and producing this shit….and the real issue in all this is who the fuck is buying this trash allowing her to keep on making new shit….I just don’t get it, but then again, I don’t get much.

Posted in:Jordan|Katie Price|Sleepwear

2008

17

Dec

Natalie from The Facts of Life Is Still Relevant of the Day

Sure she was a fat teenage girl in the 80s when on The Facts of Life and has probably done very little since that job, but for some reason the Paparazzi still care. Clearly, they are desperate fucks who try to get any smut they can, even a “where are they now” of a girl who no one ever cared where she was when she was on TV, and the whole thing is pretty funny and that is why I am posting it. Even she doesn’t understand how fucking pathetic these pigs are….

On a side note, the site Hollywood.tv doesn’t post their videos on Youtube anymore for all to embed and make fun of. They were taken over by some scamming corporate site that’s trying to be TMZ called Buzznet, a company that owns a bunch of the blogs, like WWTDD, TheSuperficial and others, all the paparazzi agency sites and even a bunch of celebrity personal blogs like Britney Spears, Kim Kardashian, Some people from The Hills, and basically control, fabricate and distribute bullshit while making tons of money doing it and now Hollywood.tv has signed up with the devil, and their videos are all of a sudden “exclusive” and not free to embed and use….

Not that you care, but I think they’re all a bunch of assholes…and now I’ll be getting lawyers letters for posting their shit that was free the last 2 fucking years…money grubbing piece of shit motherfuckin’ assholes…..

Posted in:Mindy Cohn|Natalie|Where are they now

2008

16

Dec

Meggan Mallone Dances for DrunkenStepfather of the Day

After writing this website for years, I finally convinced a girl to get naked and do a video dancing for me. I started the site hoping to get girls topless, that didn’t work out too well for me, but in the back of my mind, I always thought someone would be willing to take her top off for me, but that didn’t work out for me either, because it turns out people don’t give a shit about useless sites, but that all changed today with this AMAZING video of Vivid Star Meggan Mallone doing a little dance for us topless.

The video was sent in by the people at Vivid to show me they care, it is directed by porn producer/director Shylar Cobi and I feel like I just won the lottery and that all this typing actually had a fuckin’ point. Yes, tits are enough for me, I have low expectations….so take that every teacher and ex girlfriend who told me I was wasting my time and that I was destined to failure. To think all these years, I believed you, or pretended to to justify my drinking…

Either way, this is just a Christmas miracle…I guess Santa does exist and isn’t just some creepy dude at the mall….

Either way, watch this hot/funny video to brighten up your day….Here’s the SFW Version….Here are some older pics of her because she’s hot….and I am in love….

And Check Out More on Viivd Because They Own The Porn Industry….and Gave Me This Gift…..
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Posted in:Dance|Exclusive|Meggan Mallone|Porn|stepTV|Vivid

2008

16

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t like doing links twice a day. I think this reader said it best:

 
fuck em, the lazy bastards. I like my posts like I like my women….in one big chunk.

So I think the morning dump is dead, but it had a short lived life, I’d like you all to take a moment to celebrate Morning Dump’s life it all started and ended here .

I’d write more about drinking, people I’ve seen today, other stupid things I’ve done when drunk last week, but I’m too broken up emotionally to do it.

Pete Wentz Admits to Fucking Ashlee Simpson’s Asshole
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There’s Something About Audrina Patridge Called Her Tits,,,
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Mandy Moore is Scaring the Shit Out of Me
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2 Girls With Solid Dancing Skills Throwback Video
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Watch Girls on Webcam Fuck
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Close-Ups Of Jennifer Connelly’s Tits
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Here’s a Lohan Pre-Lesbian Throwback I Found, You Know, To Remind Us of How Classy She Is
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Jennifer Lamiraqui is Oh So Sexy
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Here’s Some More BEtty Page Videos, Because She is Amazing
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The Spirit Looks Like It Will Be Amazing, If Only Because Eva Mendes is In It
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Rumer Willis Needs to Stop Changing Her Hair Color and Realize She is Just Fucking Ugly
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And That’s Why You Don’t Drve Drunk
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A Christmas Gift that Keeps On Giving
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How About Some Big Fat Natural Tits
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Brasil Bikini Models in a Cat Fight
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Look Down Kellie Pickler’s Shirt
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16 Gangster Car Poses That Should Have Never Been Taken
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Some Freakshow Fucks a Snake…
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Jennifer Aniston’s Nipples Were Fake!
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Stupid Santa Sex Tape Video
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Kate Winslet is a Boring Cunt.
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Because I Know There’s Things You Just Can’t Do On Your Own
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striptease of the Day
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Some White Supremicist Named Their Kids Some Crazy Shit….
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Vanessa Hudgens Needs to GEt Out of My Dreams, And Into My Car
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Veronica Hugo is in FHM
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Gabrielle Union Needs to Back That Ass Up Over Here
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Here’s Some Pics From Tara Reid’s Birthday Party
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Watch This Dildo Do A Little Belly TIckle….Shit Can’t be Healthy
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RuPaul Does the Obamas
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How About Some Cunt Kickin’ VIdeo
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6 Best Bondage Videos on Atom
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Some Girl Ruins Her Cell Phone Masturbating / Squirting VIdeo…
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Here’s Some Free Mp3’s, Because The Recession is Hitting Everyone Pretty Hard
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Check Out Rumer Willis’ Disgusting Everything….
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Moms Gotta Get Love Too, Right?
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Some Big Fake Titty Playboy Casino Dealers in Costume
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BONUS – Some Porn Reviews:

Nasty Makeup
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Shemale Video King
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Horny Latina Teens
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BONUS – BOTTLE SUCK VIDEO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

16

Dec

Halle Berry Topless on Set of the Day

I don’t know what’s going on in these pictures but it looks like Momma Africa is out grazing the fields, hunting Zebra to bring back to the tripe, you know with her sloppy post pregnancy body and the fact that she’s not wearing a shirt, I’m really not complaining because I like girls who denounce convention and don’t bother with a shirt because I am a liberated woman and I will not let this men’s world hold me back…..Remember, what I say doesn’t matter, what does matter is Halle Berry’s tit….and if you were wondering, I’m topless right now too. True story. Sorry ladies don’t mean to turn you on like that, but I figured I might as well share that with you, I mean we’re all adults here. Again, what I say doesn’t matter, what does matter is Halle Berry tit.

To See the Pictures of Her Titties on Set
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Posted in:Halle Berry|Topless

2008

16

Dec

Tara Reid’s Celebrating Her 30th Birthday of the Day

I’ve had a few people email these pictures of Tara Reid at Rox Bar in Miami celebrating her 30th birthday claiming they were taken yesterday, a day after she was admitted into rehab, or at least a day after her PR person tried to orchestrate this stunt, It didn’t make sense to me, at first I thought maybe the rehab story was a lie, to distract bar owners nd bouncers from stopping the puke covered Reid from getting in their club, because they’ll think it’s just a look a like because the real one’s in rehab, or maybe it has to do with securing a potential role, but then I figured out, thanks to Google, that her bithday is in November and that these shits aren’t of her back in action, sucking the booze like it was Carson Daly, and that she may actually be in rehab trying to clean up her act because she’s turned soft and boring. Either way, I am posting them to clear up the air to the 2 people who emailed me this shit, who happen to be the 2 people who read this site.

Posted in:Birthday|Tara Reid

2008

16

Dec

Nicola McLean Does Santa of the Day

Nicola McLean the UK reality star with stupid fake tits who has managed to get work showing off those fake tits in lingerie is still out promoting the benefit of plastic surgery for you career when you’ve got no talent and a busted face and she’s doing it with Santa. I was at a mall yesterday watching the Mall Santa in action, dreaming about the mom’s who I’d try to recruit to sit on my lap, but only getting the visuals of 5 year olds and the whole thing was a downer, so I approached some teenage slut at the bikini store and offered her 5 dollars to do a video for the site of her sitting on Santa’s lap asking him for a set of fake tits, or a vibrator or really anything inappropriate, but she said she’d only do it for 100 dollars. Kids these days are expensive. I did manage to get her to not call security on my when I broke into her changing room, but as my luck will have it, my timing was totally off and she was fully clothed, unlike this Nicola McLean bitch…..who is half naked and slutting it up for Santa the way I can only dream of because this shit doesn’t go down in the malls I got to….

HERE SHE IS MILKING HER TITS AND CHRISTMAS WITH A DIFFERENT SANTA AND PANTY SET
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Posted in:Nicola Mclean|Santa

2008

16

Dec

Ellen and Britney Spears Go Caroling of the Day

Ellen and Britney went out to celebrate Ellen’s lesbian Christmas by going door to door harassing people. When I first read the email subject of “Ellen and Britney got Caroling” I thought I was going to click into some dirty video of them going down on some chick named Carol, or maybe Caroling is some lesbian term for fisting because fisting was perfected by some chick named Carol, but that’s just because Ellen is like the lesbian den mother who recruits and takes care of the newly admitted starlets to the lesbian ward, but I was wrong, they just went to people houses, sang and danced and acted a fool and the only thing of value in all this is when Ellen and Britney do the slutty Womanizer, Womanizer, Womanizer, Womanizer, Womanizer, Womanizer dance for some old dude. I know Ellen and Britney knocking at my door randomly is the first sceen of the porno I have written about them in my head, just minutes before Rosie shows up with some junk food to fuel or minute and a half of passion, because I don’t last under those really hot circumstances, but I guess this guy wasn’t as good at closing the deal as I am (in my fantasy).

This segment of the Ellen show should bring some joy to your cold, lonley life. Grinch. Especially when Britney can’t sing but does giggles when she says “the lord has cum” because she knows all about that shit, she is a mother of 2, or maybe when she scarfs down a cookie knowing that’s the shit that ruined her going back in her. Slut.

Here’s Part 1

Here’s Part 2

Posted in:Britney|Caroling|Christmas|Ellen