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2008

16

Dec

Dasha Astafieva, Hef’s New Girfriend/ Employee Taking Off her Panties at an Event of the Day

Here’s the girl who was reported to being Hef’s new love interest, the one who broke up his union with the three other whores, because their 5 year contract had expired and he needed a new poster girl for the brand, or whatever the fuck the thinking behind the insanity that is Hef and his Playboy empire, that really isn’t insanity at all, unless you consider old fucks fucking insane, I just find it funny, like the time I jerked off using a soft wrinked cold dead bed sheet.

There’s no real science behind this shit, he finds whores willing to get naked and decides to date them, because it’s better than the other women at the old folks community, he pays them off, they perform for him and his business and it’s all a write off on his taxes as a business expense, which is a lot less expensive than real life relationships.

They went to an event recently, she took off her panties in her see-through dress, which is fitting considering what she does for her livlihood and despite it being hot in theory, I’d hate to have my wife doing this kind of shit out in public, but that’s just because no one deserves to see the disgusting mess that is her underwear…..The good news is that my wife has mobility issues and taking off her panties is a lot more challenging for her than for regular girls, pretty much explaining why her underwear is so disgusting.

I do remember convincing a girl I was out partying with to take off her underwear in the middle of a club once, it wasn’t to give me easy access, it was just to see if the power of persuasion worked and it did and it did, but just not really in my favor, because within a minute of her doing it, she must have felt like a slut because next thing I knew, she was making out with every random guy, flashing them her pussy and everything I wanted, proving that no matter what you do, some other asshole benefits more than you do from your work.

Either way, here’s Dasha Astafieva working for us to benefit.

Posted in:Dasha Astafieva|Hugh Hefner|Playboy

2008

16

Dec

Diana Igropoulou is a Young Greek Slut of the Day

Her name is Diana Igropoulou and she is an 18 year old Greek Model who won some Beauty Pageant last year. I am just posting it because Greek girls are genetically pre-disposed to take it up the ass and enjoy it, which is a lot better than American girls who make you date them, plea with them and promise to take them on vacation or buy them jewelery to make it happen, because anal is still seen as this big deal you don’t just give out on the first date, unless of course you’re Greek, because it’s so embedded in their culture that they teach you how to do it in High School sex ed. True story at least true according to me because the one Greek girl I had sex with, I just went straight for the ass and she didn’t resist, sure she wasn’t conscious at the time and probably to this day doesn’t know that she had me inside her, but it still counts to me.

These are some pictures of Diana Igropoulou in Max Magazine almost naked….

Here She is in a Bikini at Some Young Queen of the Universe Pageant Last Year That She Won…

Here’s a Video of Her Working Out and Shit in Greek

Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

16

Dec

Topanga’s Got Fat Tits of the Day

Danielle Fischel is the weird looking girl who I wouldn’t have molested like she was Miley Cyrus, had I been a producer on the show. The truth is that I never really understood why she was the love interest of that annoying Savage kid, I just assumed her dad was industry or some shit. Now, Danielle Fischel remains a weird lookin’ girl, but she’s added fat to that list.

Since I know some of you were obsessed with this bitch, because I get emails about her more often than I’d like to admit, I figured I’d show you at her getting honored at one of her favorite stomping grounds….a restaurant. Sure, Planet Hollywood doesn’t have the all you can eat buffet she’s into, but food is food and I guess she’s still raking in royalties that allow her to order more than one main course.


If you’re interested, here’s some pics of her making out with a chick, the truth is the girl ate the last piece of pie and Topanga’s trying to get it in her belly where it belongs…
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Posted in:Danielle Fischel|Tits|Topanga

2008

16

Dec

Mickey Rourke Molests a Fan of the Day

I don’t know whether this girl is actually a fan of Mickey Rourke’s, maybe she’s just some random person on the street who thinks he’s some kind of hospital patient suffering from some kind of birth defect and by the kindness of her heart and her new year’s resolution to be more of a empathetic to suffering people and she felt the need to give him a fucking hug, because his face is so battered and jacked on botox that he looks like he’s in pain. I guess it’s possible that she’s some girl he randomly brought home at some point in his career and he’s pretending he remembers her pussy, or maybe he’s just there taking advantage of his fame and showing the world pussy is just thrown at him, because I won’t admit that girls are willing to sacrifice their standards and suck up to someone, just because they are famous. Even though, I know that when I hug random girls and stroke their backs in public, they usually aren’t smiling like this star struck whore, and screaming bloody murder.

I guess it really doesn’t matter becuase this is Mickey Rourke and despite his success, he doesn’t matter and either do his grabby hands or the sluts that want those hands inside them….

Posted in:fan|Mickey Rourke|Molestation

2008

16

Dec

Rainey Qualley’s Hot Sideways Halloween of the Day

A long time ago, I posted These Pictures of Andie McDowell’s Daughter’s Bikini Ass that were ripped off of Facebook. Her parents were obviously hippie models who named their kid Rainey and she turned out to an everyday sorority girl who dresses up like a slut on Halloween and gets down with her friends to that Electric Eel song. I know that in my fantasy they all end up in the bath together playing with their rubber duckies, and by rubber duckies I mean each other’s vaginas, because with a name like Rainey, I sure hope she likes to get wet, but I am sure they probably just went to some frat party, got drunk and puked on each other, which I guess is kinda hot in it’s own way.

Since I’ve written on her before, I’m not going to write about her name, her parents, or her privileged rich kid life again, or how she’s not all that hot considering both her parents are models, but I will post the video someone just emailed me because it’s a slow day and Halloween only happened 2 months ago, so I’m not all that slow on the shit by my standards, which isn’t saying much….

Posted in:Andie McDowell|Halloween|Rainey Qualley

2008

16

Dec

Morning Dump of the Day

I’ve been getting a lot of complaints about me posting 50 links a day in one massive post. People find it too much work, so I decided to split the shit up into two posts, because I am addicted to posting links. Now this doesn’t make any fucking difference because you’re still getting all the same fucking links, just split the fuck up for you to digest easier, you little fucking baby, but I guess shit’s all about making your fucking experience better or some shit, even though my site is still the most ghetto thing on the internet.

I don’t know how long this will last, but today is a test, look at the shit you make me do. Asshole.

I am working on names for this, morning dump came natural, because I am a drinker and waking up is always fun for my toilet, but maybe Morning Mudslide, Morning Hangover, Before Noon Poon are better. I don’t fucking know, but I do know here are the links.

Jennifer Connelly Talks About Her New Movie, But She Should Be
Talking About Why She Doesn’t Take Off Her Clothes
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Gerald Butler is Fucking Paris Hilton
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Kasia Could Ride Me Like This Motor Cycle All Night
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Nathan Hale as a News Anchor is a News Anchor That a Lose Like You Can Relate To
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I Hate Implants But Posh Spice’s Torpedo Tits are Mystical….
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Porn is One of the Few You Will Be Glad They Don’t Make Like They Used To
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Lingerie Football League 2009
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You Are Poorer Than You Think
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Arianni Armani Can Lick Her Own Tits
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You May AS Well Know Your Future Daughters Career of Choice Now
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Jennifer Hilton is Oiling Herself Up
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I Wish I Understood What Was Happening in This German Informercial
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No That’s One Smart Janitor
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Krystal and SKye Have Some Fun
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And More Proof That Fireworks Belong No Where Near Your ASs
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Meet the Jolie Twins
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I Can Think Of Something I’d Like to Shoot Kate Beckinsale With
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Here’s More of Hugh Hefner’s Newest Slut
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Fuck With Traffic Lights For the Fun of It
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BONUS – 1 Guy, 1 Cup…..Shit Ruined Me…and I Hope It Ruins You…Post How Long You Watched it Til
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Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

16

Dec

Kim Kardashian’s Brags About Her 24 Inch Rims of the Day

Nothing says you’re a useless commercial hip hop influenced, club slut, Ed Hardy wearing motherfucker, than seeing a fat chick talk about her 24 inch rims on her expensive car.

Not only do I not give a fuck about how big a person’s tires on, or even what car their privileged little vagina drives, the shit just doesn’t impress me and I don’t find it interesting at all, especially when the person in question is Kim Kardashian, who has enough money to have a custom sidecar built for her ass out of diamonds and still not notice the dent in her trust fund ass, so seeing her brag about her 10,000 dollars rim is just weak, but I guess when you have absolutely no fucking substance this is the kind of conversation you have. I am not saying that I have substance and that I am a model example of what your conversations should consist of, but I am saying that if you are a rich girl, talking about things you bought with your whore money, especially when it is about your tires is pretty fucking weak.

Speaking of weak, I hear the car needed 24 inch rims to support the weight of her and her sister Khloe, it was buckling out, so I guess it’s not very nice to laugh at her disability or equipment used to support her disability, like the time a cripple when he brags about his brand new motorized wheelchair and I told him he’s still in a wheel chair, or the guy I saw with uneven feet showin’ off his platform shoe he just picked up at the shoemaker, or even like the time I tried to free a blind guys seeing eye dog because I knew he was a free laborer and I don’t like seeing people get exploited, only the cheesy cunt version.

Posted in:Car|Fat|Kim Kardashian

2008

16

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I am surprised I didn’t get any hate for that Bettie Page post. I thought it was funny and figured no one else would, but for some reason I heard nothing. Maybe you guys aren’t as uptight and lame as I thought you were.

I’d tell you more stories, but I really don’t have any. Everything’s so slow and happy now that Chirstmas is 10 days away, even the Jewish people I know are excited because it means heading to Florida for a couple of weeks and I’m happy too, not because I am drunk or high, or because I expect to get that dream vacation from my wife for Christmas, but because I won’t have to deal with them everywhere I go, it really is the time of peace….

I’m just talking shit, I guess that’s me filling up a post about nothing, because I’ve got nothing but these links to give….

Bedtime Toys Play Living on a Prayer
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One of the more insane things out of the White House….I Mean Other Than the Dead Troops and Economy and the Bush Twins….
Danielle Lloyd Looks Like a Pornographic Cupcake on Her 25th Birthday
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Men of the World Take Note: Guy Richie Sawm Through Years of Shit and Came Out Rich on the Other Side
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Rosario Dawson – Hoe or Houswife?
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Lily Allen is Better Than Britney Spears, And Not Just Because
She Had the Abortion Instead of Having a Kid
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Lindsay Lohan Really Should Have Paired That See Through Top From
Earlier Today With These See Through Leggings
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Jessica Biel Looks Kind of Alright As a Stripper
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Lizzie is Lovely
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Who Says Underwear Isn’t Sexy?
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Some Homo Gets His 15 Seconds of Fame on the Jam Cam
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This Video of Some Dude Who Went on the Bud Light Party Cruise is Pretty Awesome
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Girls Fighting Over Who Can Dance More Slutty Is a Fight I Want to See
Except When They Are Fighting over a Fucking Loser Like This Guy
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I Don’t Care What Xtina Says, Cameron Diaz Was the OG Tranny Clown
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Because You Can’t REALLY Ever Get Sick of Porn
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Shenae Grimes Is High
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Marisa Miller is Just Fucking Everywhere and I Love It
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Looks Like Santa Got His Own Present This Year
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Because You Hand Can Only Do So Much For You
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Student Fucks Himself Up On a Door
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Because Monday is The Beginning of a Brand New Week, So Anything is Possible
Including You Busting a Nut
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He May Come From the North Pole But Santa is Like Any Other Man Out There
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Imogen Thomas Photoshoot
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Zuzana Drabinovs is Busting Out All Over the Place
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I’m Really Not
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And That’s Why You Don’t Put a Fire Cracked Between Your Ass Cheeks
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Busty Babe Plays With Herself
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Regardless of What His Kids Say, Something Tells Me Women Aren’t Interested in Hef Because of His Dancing
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I Want to Rip That Inspector Gadget Coat Right Off Eva Mendes
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Striptease of the Day
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Get Sex in a Way That Will Make It SEem Effortless
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Blowing Your Boss For a Raise Makes Sense to Me
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Abbey Brooks Has Some Bg Fucking Tits
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Can Someone Please Explain the Context of This Tom Cruise Interview to Me?
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Here’s Some Survivor Hate
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FINALLY! Here’s Some Pics of Hef’s New Girlfriend (And Her ASS)
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Micaela Strips Down
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Keanu Reeves is Klaatu
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Sharon Osbourne is a Cat Fighter
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Cosmo UK Made Up an Etire Interview About Scarlett Johansson
Probably Cause She is Boring As Fuck Anyways
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And Here’s the Trailer for Batman – Salvation
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Some Awkwards Historical Moments
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Mike Tyson is Almost as Fat as I Am
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Let’s Play Pool With Bridget
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Slutty Chirstmas Themed Girls
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Would This Girl Do Jesus Martinez?
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It’s a Porno Christmas
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Some Mexican Newscaster Reports on The Erection Her Slutty Pics Caused
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A Gallery of Flexible Chicks
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Some Santa Themed Pole Dancing
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The Virgin Mary Does Playboy Mexico
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A bunch of high fashion tits from French Playboy…..
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Make the Ultimate F16 Airplane
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More Things Not to Put in Your Ass
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A Slut I Want To Fuck
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BONUS – The Gangbang Song….

stepTV Throwback Video Because I’m Feeling Nostalgic….and Because I feel that it is Genius that Went Unnoticed…But I’ll Keep that to Myself…

Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

15

Dec

Rihanna’s Got Amazing Cleavage of the Day

I am a Rihanna fan. I’m not into her music because I am not a 12 year old girl, even though I wish I was, but I am into her dominatrix costumes because I have a penis, even though it’s hardly there and barely works,. I am also into her whole rise to fame and love the fact that she’s some poor girl from the islands who would have otherwise been working as a chambermaid for some rich family to get that America “The Land of Opportunity” experience, but instead she just slept with Beyonce’s husband who offered her a record deal to keep her mouth shut, which is a lot more than I’ve given a girl who I’ve cheated on my wife with, which is usually just their hourly charge and if it’s during an outbreak, then a little herpes, and that shit is for life, not that the kind of girls I get with don’t already have a close relationship with the virus….

I don’t know what I am talking about, but I do know that I had no idea Rihanna had tits like this.

Posted in:Bra|cleavage|Rihanna

2008

15

Dec

Lindsay Lohan See Through Shirt of the Day

Here’s some pictures of Lohan doing the lesbian thing in flannel and a shiny shirt that could be see through, but I doubt it. I am just surprised that she hasn’t gained a bunch of weight, got a job working the farm, broken out the leather vest, construction boots, or shaved her head into some kind of dyke haircut, but I think it’s because she’s the woman of the lesbian relationship. which means she’s the one who is going to be sticking the cum filled straw into her after finding the perfect canditate out of the catalog at the sperm bank, because thats how lesbians make babies, and I am sure she’s been dying for that day to come, because it’s been months before she’s felt a man drip out of her and I hear she misses it, you know after putting all that practice getting good at it and just giving it up, it’s a real tragedy, like the high school football quarterback who had it down and was going to be pro, but decided he liked drinking beer and getting blowjobs better than going to practice….Either way, here are her hot braless tits, because I’ll always have love for Loahan’s tits….

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|See Through