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2008

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Nicole Scherzinger’s Got Some Rubber Pants to Match Her Rubber Tits of the Day

Nothing says Christmas Spirit like throwing some Christmas themed event and booking the Pussycat Dolls to perfom in their PVC outfits that you wouldn’t see at a fucking strip club, mainly because strippers can’t afford these expensive constumes, but also because the shit is a pain in the ass to peel off and the only thing it’s really good for is festering some interesting rancid smells from a sweaty pussy in a fabric that doesn’t breathe, and I know that’s been on the top of my Christmas list for years, tis the fucking season…..

Posted in:Latex|Nicole Scherzinger|PVC|Tits

2008

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Dec

Russell Simmons’ New Pussy On the Beach of the Day

Russel Simmons manages to bring his very rich adult lisp to the beach on the regular and he always seems to be doing it with decent lookin’ pussy. Now I don’t know who this bitch is, mainly because girls in bikinis don’t have names, especially when they are brown, don’t hate me, hate the system, but I do know that Simmons is doing a good job making up for not getting laid in his youth, before he became some hip hop mogul worth hundreds of millions of dollars, when he was the awkward balding guy who sounded like a cartoon character whenever he spoke, but who didn’t have enough money to make a girl forget about those deal breakers like he does now, and I guess that’s all part of the American Dream…..

Posted in:Beach|Pussy|Russell Simmons

2008

09

Dec

Miranda Kerr Does a Photoshoot for Some French Fashion Magazine of the Day

Miranda Kerr did some photoshoot for some fashion magazine from France that I am sure none of you have a yearly subscription to, so I figured I’d post some of the pictures from her spread, because as you all know, the French are sluts and have anal sex on the first date and that kind of passion comes through in the photography, only they trick the models into thinking they are part of this greater artistic vision, which is along the same lines of what I had to do the time I convinced a French slut to have anal on the first date, if you consider throwing 50 dollars her way art…..

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|Photoshoot

2008

09

Dec

Katy Perry Getting Down in the Club to Her Song and A Half Naked Guy…of the Day

I just threw up again, I don’t think it has anything to do with watching Katy Perry drunk at some club, doing a little show grinding up against some half naked guy because when the club found out she was there, they figured they might as well make a mockery out of her, because that’s pretty much all she’s good for, at least that’s what her record label says, but for some reason the public eat it up….like you know the people in the crowd are cumming themselves knowing that they are partying that close to Katy Perry, the girl from TV and that they are getting their own private performance because they are partying that close to Katy Perry and that is why she has a career and that is also why I hate you.

Here are some pictures of her in her slutty Santa Costume climbing out of a banana, which may not make any sense to me, but either does the fact that she’s famous or that guys want to fuck her…..

Posted in:Dancing|Katy Perry

2008

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Dec

Helen Mirren One Piece Bathing Suit Seductress of the Day

Here are some pictures of Helen Mirren proving that the one piece bathing suits aren’t just for fat insecure 12 year old girls at the public pool, but also work out pretty nicely for menopausal, busty, older actresses. So I guess you’re never too old to cover up that sloppy body while still managing to turn me on. It could be my fever talking but I like to think it’s got more to do with those tits. What I would do to change that diaper….

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Helen Mirren|One Piece|Tits

2008

09

Dec

Charlize Theron Topless in a Movie of the Day

Here are Charlize Theron’s tits in a movie called The Burning Plain. I’ve seen this bitch in Playboy in ’99, when she was in her prime physically and before she really broke into the Hollywood scene, you know, when she was more desperate for attention and to be seen, which is always a hotter context to see tits in than watching her try to hang onto the glory she had by getting naked in a movie…but then again, seeing tits is never really a bad thing…so here’s the shitty screepcap.

Posted in:Charlize Theron|Topless

2008

09

Dec

Ne-Yo Before He Was Famous of the Day

I don’t know anything about this guy Ne-Yo, but I have seen him on some award shows and in some Rihanna videos and my stepdaughter seems to think he’s some kind of talented songwriter and performer and I guess so does the rest of the world, cuz dude is making ridiculous bank, fucking ridiculously good quality pussy, and totally manipulating the music industry into thinking he’s some kind of it person, but it’s always nice to see where people come from before they were famous, and here’s Ne-Yo as Go Go with some gold hair in some Boys to Men rip off band, and the whole thing is fuckin’ jokes because they sound like shit and if I saw these guys performing at my local strip mall, I would probably never expect one of them to be the biggest thing in pop music and that’s probably why I am a not a rich record excutive, but instead, I am a man who hasn’t had a solid shit in 48 hours…I guess this is a never give up no matter how hard you suck motivational video…of the day…

Posted in:Ne-Yo

2008

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Pregnant Jennifer Garner Gets Asian Pedicures of the Day

There are at least 15 of these asian manicure places around the shithole I call home. I could never figure out why the Asians were so into this manicure business and why no other culture owned these sexy nails type stores. This one time, I walked in asking if it was a full service pedicure, you know one with a happy ending and the little Asian women looked at me like they didn’t know what the fuck I was talking about, but before I could run away like a stupid high school kid doing a stupid prank at the drive thru window, they’d circle me and try to walk me into their special massage room and next thing I know, I’m getting jerked off for 40 dollars by these little asian hands and that is when I figured out that this pedicure business was actually a handjob front so I wasn’t surprised to see this Asian pedicure shit isn’t something exclusive to my city and was even less surprised to see a pregnant Jennifer Garner running to the back room, escorted by ten little Asians, to get rubbed off…how naughty….

Posted in:Jennifer Garner|Pedicure

2008

09

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

This is the first time in 4 years that I wasn’t able to post because of sickness, I think that’s a pretty good track record considering I am unhealthy as fuck. I am hoping to bring the site back tomorrow, but after today, I should really find a back up person to have my back for when I am bed-ridden for 23 of the last 24 hours. I haven’t died yet, I haven’t gone to the doctor, but for those of you who hate me, keep praying……it is bound to happen eventually.

I managed to get some stepLINKS….here they are – click them….

Rock of Love is My Kind of TV Show
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I Can’t Get Enough of Babes Playing Guitar Hero
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Eva Mendes Makes Scarlett Johansson Look Like an Ugly Pig
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Say What You Want About the Pussycat Dolls, They Make Latex Pants Look Good
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Melisa Made My Cloudy Day Brighter
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Celebrity Phone Tap – Oj and His Glove
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That’s Not My Wife!
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How About a Human Luau?
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IPhone Pours Beer
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Marisa Tomei is Topless
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Rachel Zoe Needs to Eat Some Fucking Food
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Lohan Trying to Make Out With Sean Penn, Why Am I Not Surprised?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Great Moments in Human Interaction
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Jessica Simpson Should Stop Selling Perfume and Start Selling Her Body
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Paris Hilton on the Toilet Throwback
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Pam Anderson is a Big Ball of Class
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The Difference Between a $5 and a $500 Car Wash
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Sluts Who Will Make Friday (and You) Come Faster
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Blake Civil-Fielder Wants to Go Out in a Gold Diggers Blaze of Glory
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Fuck You Burger King
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Laura Lee is an Outdoor Beauty
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Various Amateurs Will Help You Pass Time
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Mr.Spriggs BBQ
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XTina Bikini Throwback
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PETA Has No Decided They Hate Britney Spears
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Striptease of the Day
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Nell McAndrew Hangs Out by the Pool
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Chick Gets a Right Hook!!
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Memphis Monroe is Lovely
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Katy Perry Looks Disgusting at Some Christmas Party
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Topless Skydiving Looks Like One Hell of a Party
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Patricia Ford Gallery
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Marry Me Penny Cruz
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Emma Watson Wants to Get Naked
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Here’s Some Weird CGI Porno Type Movies
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I’d Much Rather See This Guy Then Clay Gayken or Any of the Other Idol Losers
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CAT FIGHT!! Lily Allen VS Katy Perry
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Perfection at the Beach
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Run USB Through Phone Lines, You Fucking Nerd
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Groped By 50 Different Men
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

06

Dec

Bettie Page Is Gonna Die….of the Day

Rockabilly Pin-up Alternative Model Fat Chicks are probably not getitng out of bed today, mourning the soon to be loss of their idol, the God of their movement, the girl who inspired them to wear Corets, Vintage Lingerie and cut their bangs short and stupid, the one and only Bettie Page, who up until today, I thought was already dead, is about to die.

I am kinda upset that she is still alive and that I was wrong in thinking that she was already dead because a few years ago, I went through a phase where I’d only jerk off to nude pics of dead chicks, because some crazy part of me thought their spirit would be watching and that I wouldn’t be jerking off alone. I spent a solid 2 months on this kick and occassionally was jerking off to what I thought was a Betty Page’s dead pussy when it was in it’s 1950s prime, when I was really jerking off to some alive and well grandmother’s not quite dead pussy when it was in it’s prime and her spirit wasn’t in the room with me, but in some retirement community playing shuffle board. I feel like the 3 orgasms I’ve had over this bitch, thinking I was being all naughty with her and shit, were lies and I can’t get them back.

I hate you Bettie Page for robbing me of those orgasms, you were dead to me long ago, but here’s an R.I.P. motherfucker in advance.

I guess she deserves some thanks for being the leader of girls getting naked for money and without her being there willing to sacrifice her dignity for male attention and money, who knows what other slut of her time would have stepped in to lead the way. I guess we’d need Bill and Ted to figure that out and should appreciate her efforts to in innovating porn.

Here are some videos of her hot 1950s tits and remember you’ve always got Dita Von Teese’s shitty Betty Page Impersonation anytime you want to reconnect.

Here’s some Bettie Page Videos…..

To Read the Article on Bettie Page Dying….
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To See a Whole Lot of 1950s Pinup Grossness….
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Posted in:Bettie Page|Dead|Dying|RIP Motherfucker