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2008

02

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I got this email:

You drunken Mexican cunt, you stole my Hawaiian butt photo from my Facebook gallery.

I am expecting your apologize nad link to my website

Actually, it is kind of honor for me to have my photo on your website, but still, you shouldn’s steal photos 🙂

— Mr Fandor

My response is that I always steal photos, that’s why when you email me asking where I got them from, I don’t have an answer for you. It’s pretty fucking random and sometimes I get the shit from your Facebook because I am an asshole. I guess I am a modern day criminal, but not the good type, like a drug dealer who gets addict groupies, hot chicks and money, the lame kind who gets cease and desist letters and who can talk to other internet people about how to win the battle…

Here’s that link to the dude who’s picture I stole HERE

And here are my links….

Sometimes It’s Better To Not Go All The Way
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And Now, The Funniest Thing Michael K From D-Listed Has Written Ever
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Cleavage is Amazing, Even If It Is On Britney Spears
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Self Defense Huh? Sure, Keep Telling Yourself That
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A Little Aria Giovanni Always Seems to Do the Trick
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The 10 Hottest Actresses Under 40
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Mila Kunis Looks Definitely Not Hot in the New Issue of Nylon
I Don’t Get It
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Because We All Need a Helping Hand Sometimes
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This Completely Unsafe and Potentially Fatal Ferris Wheel From India Doesn’t Surprise Me At All
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Well the Artist WOrking on a Sculpture of My Wife FINALLY Finished
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Sharon Stone Has Lost Her Fucking Mind
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Terri Hatcher Searches for Her Panties Throwback
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Bikini or Not Jennifer Aniston is Depressing
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Pig or People
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Fan Makes Save – Ruins Soccer Match – VIDEO
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Because You Forearms Can’t Take That Kind of Abuse Anymore
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Because It Isn’t Really Sex If You’re Alone
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Security Cams Catch All the Good Stuff
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Geman Olympian Franziska van Almsick
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Jack White and Alicia Keys NEw Bond Song is Just Fucking Terrible
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First Person Base Jump
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Man, Big Brother Bulgaria Looks Like It’s the Shit!
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Alyssa Lovelace is Perfection
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NOw That’s Flexibility
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Jesus Christ, What Happened to the Duchess of York?
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Paris Hilton, Please Just Stop Talking, You Are Embaressing Yourself
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Here’s Some Weird Reverse Psychology Thing About Voting That Will Probably Just
Confuse Most of the American People, Because You Are All Retarded
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How About Some Fun With a Taser Chair
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Some Pics of Britney Only Looking Like Half a Mess
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Kelly Osbourne Thinks She Has STDs. That Probably the Smartest Thing She Has Said Ever
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Striptease of the Day
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Dismount Goes Wrong
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Meet Judge Fudge
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Bouncer Can’t Break Up a Fight
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I’m Really Not That Impressed
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Tricia Helfer – FHM Magazine Germany
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Miss Nude 2003
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Oprah’s Mom is Too Good to Pay For Stuff
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Lets Laugh at the Sarah Palin Disney Trailer One More Time, Because It Is Amazing
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Who’s Hotter?
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This is How Israeli Chicks Party…By Touching Each Other A Lot
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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Visits David Blaine While He Was Hanging Upside Down…Here is the Video
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Some Japanese Eel Porn That You Will Want to See…Because it is Fucking Disgusting…
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7 Celebrities Who Were Band Geeks…
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Molesting Tokio Hotel’s Wax Figure…
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How To Eat a Scorpion
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The Biggest Vagina in Porn?
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

01

Oct

Rita G’s Swimsuit Shoot Video of the Day

Here’s some cheap lookin’ swimsuit photoshoot video of Rita G, the hot bodied slut in the Kanye West videos. This reminds me of a VHS tape I stole from some music store back when I was about 20 that I was forced to jerk off to for about a month, before lending it to a friend who still lived at home with his parents, because like me, he was a drunken loser only smart enough to live rent free and the asshole got it confiscated by his mom because she didn’t want that smut floating around her house. It was a pretty sad day because it was a time before internet and sometimes seeing naked girls moving seductively to music hits the fuckin’ spot when you come home alone after a night out because you normally get in trouble if you pull your dick out at a strip club and jerk off to the live action version of this shit, unless you go off into the booth with the sluts and that’s always too fucking expensive.

The truth is that this is just a filler post, because I got nothing interesting or inspiring to work with, but figured I might as well throw this up.
Here’s part 2….

Posted in:Rita G

2008

01

Oct

Justin Timberlake is a Beast of the Day

I know this position isn’t one Justin is unfamiliar with. I heard that every time he has sex with Jessica Biel, she takes him from behind like the little bitch he likes to pretend he is after a long stint on the road having girls treat him like a sex object. He’s just not used to carrying her around like he’s her fuckin’ bitch, she’s usually the one doing the carrying in this relationship.

Poor fucker is struggling and reminds me of the time I went horseback riding with my wife when I cared and was trying to be romantic, before giving up on the relationship after losing all hope that it will ever be good again, and the horse wasn’t fucking having it, after stopping every few steps, he looked at the other horse in front of us that was carrying a normal sized girl with serious envy and about 5 minutes later the thing passed the fuck out from the strain. I heard the horse didn’t make it and I have a feeling that after the wedding, either will Timberlake, because he will realize that the novelty of Jessica Biel’s dick and push-up ability will be replaced with whining and weight gain. It always happens that way.

Either way we get it Justin, you’re a beast, all those years of dancing like a homo on stage have paid off and you’re stronger and in better cardiovascular, but in defense of my shitty fitness, so is 98% of the rest of the world, the only person I know I am stronger than is terminally ill kids and ederly. The same people who can’t survive heat waves or SARS.

Posted in:Jessica Biel|Justin Timberlake

2008

01

Oct

Gemma Atkinson is a Bikini Model of the Day

This is some seriously insane shit….I knew Gemma Atkinson wasn’t hot, I knew she was only famous for having really big natural tits, but I never took the time to compare her bikini pics to pictures of her signing her bikini pictures. It’s like this bitch isn’t even the same girl. She looks more like me than she looks like the girls in the pictures, but they claim it’s the same fucking person. I guess photoshopping new faces on old tits saves careers, too bad it doesn’t work on my wife when she’s snoring in bed next to me and I’m in the mood to fuck anything that isn’t her.

Posted in:Gemma Atkinson

2008

01

Oct

Jessica Simpson Performed Her Imitation Country Music on Dancing With the Stars of the Day

I always just assumed that Jessica Simpson moved to her country singing because she was from Texas, there was longevity because the fans are loyal like you ol’ one legged dog Buster, who’s never let you down, and because she realized that her voice wasn’t strong enough to keep up with the popstars and her body was aging and tired of the dance. Then I saw this video of her on Dancing with the Stars and I realize that Jessica Simpson’s voice isn’t even strong enough to be country, and country is some pitchy twang shit that sounds like dying animals. Don’t get me wrong, I love a lot of old country, I don’t think it’s untalented people who shouldn’t be making music, I just think Jessica Simpson is untalented and shouldn’t be making music. I think the real tragedy in all this is that Kim Kardashian was asked to dance badly alongside Jessica Simpsons bad singing, instead they hired professionals to do it and if you’re wondering how I know they are professionals, it’s because they didn’t stop halfway through and start pointing and laughing like they should of.

Either way, here are some pics of her because despite not being able to sing, she does have a vagina and I’ve never made a vagina go through a rigorous talent competition or sing off ho down to see if it was worth fucking…because from my experience they are all worth fucking.

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2008

01

Oct

Kim Kardashian Speaks After Being Kicked Off Dancing With the Stars of the Day

Kim Kardashian dances like she fucks and that’s why she was kicked off of Dancing With the Stars last night. In the interview after the show, where her mother defends her for doing great despite having no performance experience should be a sign that she is a talentless nobody who doesn’t deserve to be on TV. There was a time long ago, when getting on TV meant that you had some kind of basic talent for performing, whether dancing, singing, acting or comedy. With reality TV shows, any asshole can get on there, even if their personalities are as empty as this bitch, and people seem to get sucked in and watch. The worst thing in all of this is that all she has going for her is a fat fucking ass, that she doesn’t even know how to move, which should be fucking illegal.

Guess what, I’ve got a fat ass too, my friend’s call me Willy when I go to the public pool, I am not fucking around, this shit is criminal and I want to know where’s my fuckin’ reality show, clothing line, dancing with the stars appearance and 40,000 dollars a night to host club nights around the fuckin’ country.

Life just isn’t fair for the poor and the real tragedy in all this is that getting kicked off a show isn’t like it was in the Roman times, where they’d feed the loser to the fuckin’ lions, because let’s face it, that’s really where Kim Kardashian belongs.

Here are the first three videos I found on Youtube for Kim Kardashian Dancing With the Stars. I am sure they prove how hard she sucks….but I am not going to watch them to remind myself, but you can.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Uncategorized

2008

01

Oct

DJ AM After Crash Pictures of the Day

DJ AM made it out to his friend Chris Baker’s memorial service. Chris Baker was Travis Barker’s best friend and assistant who died in the plane crash that left AM burnt so badly that he could walk around 2 weeks later to attend memorial services, flirt with girls on Facebook and ignore my messages wishing him good luck because along with being a burn victim, he’s also an asshole.

It’s good to see him making a speedy recovery. I know his fans are all excited about his return and the truth is that no matter how much of an asshole you are to me, you don’t deserve to be in a plane crash or spend the rest of your life in therapy because of the nightmares of that firey night don’t let you sleep because of fear and because of survivor’s guilt. Shit’s enough to make a former drug addict go back to drugs or maybe even commit suicide, so I’m not going to drive that point home because enough people have died in this whole mess, the one thing I would like to see die from all this is DJ AM’s bar mitzvah DJing because I find the success he’s found in playing top 40, the pussy he’s pulled from playing top 40, the cars he drives for playing top 40, the money in the bank from playing top 40, despite being a technically good DJ who can scratch and who all other DJs love because he hooks them up, to be pretty fucking offensive and it would nice to find out that his macbook pro filled with songs that died in the plane wasn’t backed up. Keep your fingers crossed.

Posted in:DJ AM|Plane Crash

2008

01

Oct

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Are Still in Bikinis of the Day

I don’t understand how the paparazzi can justify trying to charge me 100 dollars a picture of Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan out on vacation, sucking popsicles in their bikinis, when the paparazzi don’t pay Samantha Ronson or Lindsay Lohan to take the pictures of them. Sure they hire some local Mexican with a camera to stalk them, but that can’t cost much more than 4 dollars a day. I heard that mexicans make less that 10 US Dollars a week if they work at the hotels there, so I know the scum that is the paparazzi isn’t paying these fuckers much more than that for getting the picture, so why the fuck should I contribute to their industry that is making them rich off pretty much doing nothing but takin’ shitty fucking pictures. That’s why I am posting them without paying for them.

That said, I know a lot of guys out there still want to fuck Lohan, despite the rumors of countless dicks beating you to the chase. I know that this whole lesbian phase, that still isnt confirmed fully, gets you all worked up because their plan is working. It’s like now you feel like you really can’t get with the bitch and it makes jerking off to her that much more vengeful because you don’t realize that as a middle management/blue collar/ whatever the fuck you do, nobody, you really had no chance getting up in that prior to her denouncing of dick.

I am happy about this whole lesbian kick, because even last night, I was out having a couple beers and these two young, college, really mainstream girls who you know probably haven’t fucked that many dudes, and if they had, it wasn’t very good for anyone involved, were drinking at a table next to me. They were the kind of girls who had no style, you could tell never really partied, except for maybe 5 year ago at a few sweet sixteen parties, and remember the glory days of their graduating year of highschool where they gave a fuckin’ handjob once as the best sexual experience of all time. You get what I am saying, they were boring and within 10 minutes of me being there, some guys must have said the right thing,, and next thing you know the little slut they had bottled up on the inside had her tongue down her lab partners throat. I thank Lohan for making that possible by getting the idea of doing what college girls have been doing for years, into the heads of the square mainstreamers. I blame Katy Perry for ruining that potentially amazing moment for me.

Either way, here’s Lohan in a bikini with her hot skinny girlfriend she may or may not be having sex with. Enjoy.

Posted in:Bikini|Lindsay Lohan

2008

01

Oct

Pam Anderson Squatting of the Day

Pam Anderson is squatting like this is because she is fighting with her vagina. The fucking thing is trying to get closer to the dirt where it belongs, trying to bury itself, because it’s done. It’s lived a long and full life that has seen many interesting things and wants to make room for new vagina, and Pam Anderson just isn’t ready to see it go.

Or maybe she’s just squatting like a China Man on a hot China day because she doesn’t have a chair. Maybe
the hepatitis really wears you down, so bad that you can’t stand for more than a couple of minutes without feeling faint, but I like to think it’s vagina suicide. It makes my boring life more interesting.

Posted in:Pam Anderson|Squatting

2008

01

Oct

Paris Hilton’s Shit Song of the Day

Paris Hilton has a new song. Someone emailed it to me. I assume it is the theme to her shitty new show that I will never watch, becasue the only BFF Paris derserves is a punch to her cunt. I don’t know if that made sense, but it doesn’t have to. Paris should stick to what she’s good at, which is having no shame, getting naked on camera and annoying the fuck out of the rest of the world for having a total disregard and no respect for pretty much anyone who doesn’t have a trust fund.

Either way, here’s a little music video that I put together for the song.

Posted in:New Song|Paris Hilton