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2008

17

Sep

Chanelle Hayes Bikini Pictures of the Day

I just got back from the Hospital, where I underwent further tests for the ass bleeding that happened last week. I expected it to be two hours and that I’d be back here by 10 am to start posting, but things never really work out the way I want them to. Even in Canada, with the whole free healthcare shit, it took closer to 6 hours.

I sat next to some tight bodied single mother who I assume was a stripper and she had a cute little half black or half something dark skinned baby and he entertained me with his funny cornrows and dances. I joked around with them because they were waiting next to me for pretty much the whole time. I wanted to ask the mom why she was seeing an ass doctor, but I thought it was a touchy subject, probably not something she wanted to tell a total stranger. People are generally shy when it comes to talking about shitting issues. When I walked out of the doctor’s office to get on my way the kid ran up to me, put his arms around my legs and said “Don’t Leave Again Daddy”, I wish I was joking, but I am being serious and it was sad. Almost as sad as being famous for being on Big Brother in the UK like this Chanelle Hayes pussy.

Posted in:Bikini|Chanelle Hayes

2008

16

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

So I saw a guy with a shirt that said “Let’s Hug It Out” and since I was feeling a little lonely, walked up to him and tried to hug him. He pushed me off so I backed off and moved in again from another angle. This went on for about 5 minutes before he freaked the fuck out and tried to fight me, I told him that he should not joke about hugs because in my world, I take what people have on their shirts seriously and I DON’T take free hug offers lightly. I mean I didn’t really feel lonely and I didn’t really want to hug him, I just knew his shirt was bullshit and decided to call the fucker out on it and in the process almost got a beat down, I guess he’s not the man he pretends to be in the T-Shirts he wears.

Speaking of bullshit, here are the links and they are all amazing in their own special way. If I could I’d hug it out with them only they wouldn’t try to fight me for it. Enjoy.

Fuck the tuesday Night Movies
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Jocelyn Wildenstein is a Sexy Beast…Actually She’s Just a Beast
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Kimbo Slice Will Hurt You
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Lookin Good Marisa Miller
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Katherine McPhee Cleavage
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Miley Cyrus is 15 and her Boyfriend is a 20 Year Old Underwear Model….Who Doesn’t Know He’s Gay Yet….
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Alice Dellal Topless And Exposed Personal Pics
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Lots of Hot Pics of LA Chicks in Various States of Undress And Good Interview With the Photographer Who Talks About How Much Worse LA Chicks are Than NYC Chicks…..
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Top 10 Child Actresses Who Became Hotties
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The Hottest TRL VJS Of All Time
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Tesla Mario
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The Weirdest Thing You’ll See All Day
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How Long Till Nicole Richie Goes Back to Being a Party Slut?
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Awkward Politics
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Girls Getting Topless For Their Presidential Choice….
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2 Jokers Playin’ a Prank on CNN During the Lehman Brother’s Bankruptcy. It Made Me Laugh….
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Sex is A Lot More Fun With Someone Else There
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This UFC Chick is Getting Naked for Playboy
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And That’s Why You Don’t Order In
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Eva Mendes is a True Patriot
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Dukw Nuken 3D
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Ball Smack Tribute
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Some Beatboxing Kid That Needs to Take a Ritalin
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Eva Habermann and Her Cleavage Are Wearing a Red Dress
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Old Lady Face Plant
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In Love With Sanya
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Hot Lezzie Threesome
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Pussy Drink
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It’sa So Hard to Say Goodbye…To Amy Poehler
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We all Know Your a Virgin Dude
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The Kardashians Don’t Want to Be Photographed Anymore..Even Though They Got a Reality Show Because They Wanted to Famous and Used to Tip Off the Paparazzi As To Where They Were And Wanted to Be Photographed But Now They Decided That They Don’t
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The List of Unattractive Female News Reporters…
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And I Thought My Wife Was Dumb
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Lauren Conrad At Something Or Another
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Heath Ledgers Daughter Has to Be a Fucking Clone, Because No Kid Looks THAT Much Their Parents, Jesus
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Make the Most of Your Evening
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Eminem is Like a Wrestler – He’s Coming Out of Retirement
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Striptease of the Day
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Some Naked British Model Posing
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Silvia Scaglione Scares the Shit Out of Me
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Pussy Problem
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Yo Little Brother is 89’s Magic
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You Stay Classy Baby
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Random Photo Fun
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I Love You Rosario Dawson
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Ciara is Smokin Hot
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You Know Your Super Hero Fetish Has Gone Too Far When…
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Jamie Hammer is Your Tartan Princess
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Brooke Hogan is Like the Hulk With Tits
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Sara Folino is in Nuts
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Your Playboy Cyber Girl
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

16

Sep

Jennifer Aniston Leaving the Gym of the Day

Jennifer Aniston is leaving the gym because staying in shape is important, especially when your aging body can’t land a husband, baby daddy or boyfriend and even more necessary when you’re Greek and predisposed to having a hug fucking dumpy ass.

Her desperation reminds me of my friend who was equally desperate to find love. He got to the point of desperation where he had exhausted masturbation but couldn’t manage to get a girl to sleep with him, and refused to get a whore because he said that would make him feel like a loser. I would remind him that he is a loser and he’d just blow me off. As time went on, he got more paranoid that everyone around him knew he couldn’t get laid and I realized that it had gone too far one day when buying beer with him at the grocery store and dude picked up a box of tampons. I asked him why the fuck he was picking up tampons and he just ignore me. We got to the cash and when the clerk went to scan the tampons, my friend chimed in and said something along the lines of “I hate buying these for my girlfriend, it’s so embarrassing”, I looked at him like he had lost his fucking mind and he continued, “but I guess it’s not as bad as me not getting laid for the next week, if you know what I mean”….and I figured I had to stop the insanity so I ratted him out to the clerk for not having a girlfriend and that he’s just being crazy at which point he freaked out on me and ran out of the store and I haven’t heard from him since.

Either way, here’s Aniston…

Posted in:Gym|Jennifer Aniston|Spandex

2008

16

Sep

Mary Louise Parker is Naked in Weeds of the Day

I was at a friend’s house last night watching David Letterman, not because I love late night TV or because I am a fan of any of the hosts of talk shows, but because we had nothing better to do. Richard Simmons was a guest and dude was wearing a feather shirt, caused a scene and Letterman threatened to kill him. It’s kinda their played out dynamic that I was expecting since they always have beef and anytime they wanna stir up ratings, they book Richard Simmons and his weird gayness, but the second guest was this Mary Louise Parker bitch and Letterman told her she has a great ass a few times. I never heard of her and don’t really remember much about what she said, other than that she has an Ethiopian baby because they don’t really cost a lot to feed, but I saw this picture of her naked in the show Weeds, so I assume that’s what she does and figured I might as well post them pictures here.

Posted in:Mary Louise Parker|Naked

2008

16

Sep

Britney Spears’ Titty Action of the Day

I don’t know if these Britney tit pics are old or not, I don’t even know if I’ve posted them before or not, but I am posting them again because I have nothing better to do and because Britney Spears’ crazy tits even if they are old, tired, used up and medicated are better than no tits.

Posted in:Britney Spears|Tits

2008

16

Sep

Natalie Dylan is Selling Her Virginity of the Day

I don’t know if this story is old or not, but figured it was worth posting, because I always like to bring attention to whores who think selling their bodies is empowering. Like this whore I used to know who used to tell me how she is in control and using what she’s got to get what she wants out of men by fucking them, and that she could just be a normal chick and do it for free, but why do it for free when you can make money. She was convinced that she dominated the men who were hiring her, like she played with their minds and convinced them to do what she wanted them to, leaving her in control and I would just argue that she’s still a fuckin’ whore who lowers herself to nothing but a pussy and she’s giving guys she wouldn’t fuck for free her pussy for money and that makes the man in control because he’s the one with the money. But she never agreed with me.

Either way, this Natalie Dylan chick is a woman’s study major, but the good kind of woman’s study major who leaves the classes thinking about ways to manipulate men into giving her what she wants, while knowing that she is lowering herself to a piece of meat, and embracing prostitution as a good thing, instead of being the annoying woman’s study lesbian in plaid who hates all things male and who sign petetians to legally change the spelling of Women to Womyn while masturbating to dolphin shaped dildos because they don’t want to admit they need cock to get off. You know what I mean…..

She’s charing 250k for her hymen and that seems like a decent price, considering the only virgins out there nowadays are 7 years old and trying to get them to put out is pretty disgusting and criminal.

Here’s the Natalie Dylan Story That I Didn’t Read, But Formulated About By Reading the Article’s Title…..
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Posted in:Natalie Dylan|Viriginity|Whore

2008

16

Sep

Aubrey O’Day Has Fake Tits of the Day

Some dude named Donnie Klang who I’ve never heard of is ome Making of the Band motherfucker, or has some kind of involvement in Bad Boy Entertainment or is touring with the whores of Danity Kane or something, but I do know that he got it on with Aubrey O’Day. He didn’t go all the way, but he did get enough of her to know she has fake tits, and goes onto say that her mom has even faker tits, now this may not be a surprise and you may be confused how one set of fake tits is faker than another set of fake tits, I assume it is because they are a lot bigger and rounder but fake is still fake as far as I am concerned….the real mystery in this interview is that Aubrey comes from a rich family in a rich city and still manages to look like a cheap whore.

If you are wondering why I am posting this interview…I have no fucking idea but here are some pics of Aubrey O’Day’s fake tits at various events over the last few months….

Some Fake Tit See Through….

Some Fake Tit Cleavage….

Some Fake Tit Fake Lesbianism for Attention….

Posted in:Donnie Klang|Interview

2008

16

Sep

Katy Perry in a Shitty Photoshoot of the Day

So not only does Katy Perry ruin my experimental teenage girl fantasy with that Kissed a Girl song, that I hear all the fuckin’ time and want to shoot myself in the face because of and that has got so bad that when I am in bars and see two young girls going at it for a group of cheering frat boys, I can’t jump in and scream at them to pull out their tits or to life up each other’s skirts because that stupid song starts playing in my head…..

But Katy Perry also ruins school girl fetishes in this photoshoot where she’s dressed like one, because she’s fuckin’ ugly and reminds me of the time I was at Starbucks and saw this chubby school girl come in and order some milkshake drink and two pieces of cake that she went and emotionally ate, not knowing whether I should prey on her for being some insecure girl with issues that I could really take advantage of all while wearing a school girl outfit that I loved, but being unable to make the move because she was so fuckin’ fat that I found her disgusting…..despite all the good the situation potentially had…if you know what I mean…which you probably don’t because I don’t think I explained myself properly…

I guess the good news is suckin’ that lollipop in these pictures isn’t the only way that this bitch sucks and I am not talking about cock, I am talking about annoying me with her ugly face…

Posted in:Katy Perry|Photoshoot|School Girl

2008

16

Sep

Lindsay Lohan and Her Lesbian Tits of the Day

So here is Lohan continuing her research for a future role as a lesbian by being in this indentity crisis mess that she is in by pretending she’s a lesbian to the public and possibly to herself because she never had a real father figure growing up and all the men she’s been involved with have wronger her and Samantha Ronson is the closest thing she can get to a support system as Lohan finds herself and I think the whole thing is a lie. What is not a lie is that I emailed Ronson because I heard Lohan was hosting a party in Canada and I wanted to go, not because I thought I’d have the power to bring Lohan back to the cock-side, truth is I have a hard enough time trying to convince the dirties slut of sluts, the kind who bangs endless amounts of men, to let me up inside her and the odd time that I do convince that kind of girl to let me up in them, they usually reform and decide to straighten out their lives. I am like the reality check that makes girls ask themselves what the fuck they are doing to themselves and bring the point home that this is no life worth living, so in being disgusting, I also save lives, so I am a modern day hero, at least that’s what I tell myself.

Either way, Ronson never emailed me back, so I didn’t go to the party, I couldn’t get in and wouldn’t get in, but here are some pics of Lohan and her lesbian tits at some Ugly Betty thing which is appropriate because she looks pretty fuckin’ ugly.

Posted in:Lesbian|Lindsay Lohan|Tits

2008

16

Sep

Megan Fox is Just Like You of the Day

So Megan Fox is jumping on this lesbian train because when interviewed by GQ she went off on how she used to date a Russian Stripper named Nikita and by date she means she’d show up at her work, buy lap dances, give her drinks while promising her a better life not stripping, sound familiar, you lonely fuck? She claims it happened when she was 18 and when her boyfriend dumped her and it’s really one of those typical stories that I call a fuckin’ lie trying to get guys to jerk off to her harder than they already do and because bitch is just trying to get on the lesbian train for attention. The main reason I know shit’s a lie is because she said she thinks Jenna Jameson is hot and is obsessed with her and anyone in their right mind knows that’s a canned answer from 5 years ago. This bitch obviously lives in a fucking bubble, a theory supported by the fact that she’s dating some heart throb from 15 years ago and still thinks he’s good enough for her box.

Either way, she got in a bikini for GQ and these are the pics….

Posted in:Bikini|Lesbian|Megan Fox