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Ozempic Katy Perry Finds the Only Audience Who Likes Her of the Day

Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day

Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day

Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day

Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day

2008

Aug

Jamie Lynn Spears Teenage Pregnancy Ass Watch of the Day

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I am a fan of Teenage Pregnancy, if I wasn’t I’d be hating on my own mother because she had me when she was 16 and I turned out fine. Sure she was turning tricks in Mexico and I ended up being taken away from her by some Americans when I was 5, but I still have fond memories of her being irresponsible, drunk and contracting the HIV virus all before she turned 20 and if that isn’t considered an accomplishment, I don’t know what is. Everytime I see a teenage girl with her baby it brings back those fond memories of a neglectful mother who was in over her head, living in poverty, being abused and most importantly, sucking off white dudes to pay the rent in front of me.

I am not one of those anti-abortion, right winged, no sex before marriage or god will strike you down and if he doesn’t he’ll make sure you get knocked up and unable to abort because two sins don’t cancel each other out, making you the laughing stock to your peers, pissing off the dude who fucked you without a condom because it felt good and looked down upon by society as a whole as a disgusting pig of a person. I am more in the school of thought that if you get your period you are good to go and if this was 300 years ago, you’d be considered normal. Unfortunately, that excuse doesn’t always hold up in court after getting charged with statutory rape. Rules always ruin a good thing.

Here are some pics of Jamie Lynn and her big ol’ mom titties and big ol’ southern ass with her baby, it’s nice to see how she’s bounced back better than women who wait until they are 30 to breed, because society doesn’t like them following nature’s course and their self absorbed needs to establish a career and have fun get in the way of doin’ what they are supposed to.

Posted in:Ass|Jamie Lynn Spears|Teenage Preganacy

2008

Aug

DeAnna Pappas and Jesse Csincsak Wash Their Expensive Car of the Day

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< Here are the power couple from The Bachelorette pretending that they aren't contractually obliged to stay with each other because if they were to break up the legitimacy of the staged reality TV show would go down the fuckin' toilet. I've already expressed my opinion on the show and how The Bachelorette is just a slut and fucks multiple men and thinks it's okay because it's on TV and it is not at all realistic at all because if 20 dudes I knew were fucking the same chick and living in the same house, they would probably kill each other. For the most part, dudes generally don't mind fucking their friend's girlfriends when they are horny and drunk, but don't like sharing the bitch they are trying to win over. Maybe bi-sexuality is part of the criteria of getting up on the show and it is just a massive penis heavy orgy and everyone lives happily ever after, but it doesn't matter, because that shit is on TV, teaching our youth to be whores and I am reaping the benefits by appreciating the new generation of whores it helped produce. Either way I decided to research the dude because I was curious whether he was rich and the car was his or if it was just provided by the network to make the pot more desirable so they don't slip up on the staged love they found. It turns out he is a pro-snowboarder and by pro snowboarder I mean a dude who managed to join the competitions but hardly makes money off the shit because here are his stats:

2007-2008
â–ª 654th for Half Pipe
2006-2007
â–ª 458th for Half Pipe
â–ª 1016th in Snowboard Cross
2005-2006
â–ª 194th for Half Pipe
â–ª 842nd in Snowboard Cross
2004-2005
â–ª 173rd for Half Pipe
â–ª 949th in Snowboard Cross
2003-2004
â–ª 383rd for Half Pipe
â–ª 615th in Snowboard Cross
2002-2003
â–ª 651st in Snowboard Cross

His professional snowboard career is a fucking joke and he is hardly fucking pro. These stats are insanely horrible and don’t land you a fuckin’ pay check or sponsorship deal unless it’s from your local shop. This is the kind of wishful thinking that makes you pay the pro snowboarding association the annual fees because it helps you pick chicks up at the ski hill you teach at. The retarded kid I saw at the ski hill just north of here on some integration ski trip who was probably snowboarding for the first time and struggling down the bunny hill and falling on his face while masturbating took more skill that this motherfucker is packin’. Even I am a better snowboarder than this and I’ve only done it about 5 times because I live in Canada and for 6 months there’s pretty much nothing else to do and I weigh 300 pounds.

Seeing these staged pics of them washing their car in their bathing suits is a lot less offensive than this asshole calling himself a pro, but it is possible that they aren’t staged because based on DeAnna’s reputation, she never turns down the opportunity to play with a hose, even when it’s not attached to a man. If you know what I mean.

Posted in:Bikini|DeAnna Pappas|Jesse Csincsak

2008

Aug

Some Girl on my Facebook’s Girlicious Pictures of the Day

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Girlicious is some whore reality TV produced act that is pretty much a subsidiary of Pussy Cat Dolls because the same slut is behind the two projects. They are basically a group of girls with moderate dancing ability, moderate singing ability and moderate lookin’ good in lingerie ability. I don’t know what message this gives the kids who are too retarded to realize that the shit sucks a good moral mentor to a group of youth already being raised by over-sexualization on TV because their parents are too busy at work paying off their credit card debt and no-down payment mortgages.

I stole these off some girl’s facebook, because facebook is a bigger deal than this site and a good way to meet sluts, like the one I had cyber sex with last night. I started off nice and romantic to get her into it and had only made my way to rubbing her pussy over her underwear while sucking her tit, when she was already telling me to do her from behind but not in her ass cuz if I did she’s be mad, it was her “no zone”, even when talking dirty on the internet. That’s when I excused myself and went out to the garden shed, pulled out a shovel and smashed her face in for ruining our love making session to teach her a lesson. After doing that, she stopped answering me and now I am scared I killed her…..with the internet… who really needs real life…..

Either way, here are some pics of them performing at what I assume is the Backstreet Boys concert they are opening in Canada.

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2008

Aug

Lily Allen Nipple Slip of the Day

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This isn’t so much a nipple slip as it is a nipple lookin’ for a baby to feed because it was jacked with maternal hormones before rudely having the baby taken away from it when it prematurely killed itself after realizing who its mother was. Just notice how ready it is eager to feed, long after the little milk it started producing when Lily Allen was pregnant dry up like her murdering womb and her career.

The truth is that Lily Allen is only giving us all the finger because we just witnessed a really personal issue she’s been having with her tit for the last year because it is mad at her for pretty much firing it from its life work and she is embarrassed by its behavior in public. I guess some people have an easier time forgiving people for drinking and smoking and killing off their unborn kid, especially when it wasn’t actually a miscarriage but an abortion because her relationship wasn’t working out.

I guess who really cares. I know I don’t.

Posted in:Lily Allen|Nipple Slip

2008

Aug

Joanna Krupa Gets Topless for Maxim Germany of the Day

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I am all for Eastern European girls mainly because the one’s who were born under the communist regime were raised to be whores, because their vagina was their only escape from a life of rationed bread and toilet paper under the iron fist. They needed to get out and if they were good looking enough, they’d be put to work learning how to suck dick properly at a young age, training and making extra money to spend on clothes and other things that would help contribute to their package deal for whatever American wanted to marry them so if they were good looking enough and not the fat and hairier than the average man that were trained for weightlifting in the Olympics or how to man a sewing machine for the factory they were going to spend the rest of their lives in but the odd one would take train to participate in the National past time of wresling juggling bears, they were sent into the sex trade, signed up to mail-order bride catalogs and if they were really lucky, sent to America to be models.

Now I know Krupa was raised in America, but that doesn’t take away from a deep rooted cultural tradition of being a whore that’s all part of her genetic code and knowing that is all part of the reason I am posting this.

The truth is that I am pretty disappointed from this photoshoot, I thought Germans were crazy and was expecting to see some scat bondage action, but I guess seeing her tits is better than nothing, even though it’s not quite as good as seeing her getting shit on like the whore that she is.

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Posted in:Joanna Krupa|Topless

2008

Aug

Kim Kardashian’s Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I get a lot of hate because of this bitch and that in and of itself is enough for me to hate her more than I already do. I have been called jealous becaue I have called her useless, lazy, rich kid who is a Paris Hilton copycat who manged to tricked the world into wanting her on TV, making her enough money to buy herself a Bentley, and the entire time I’ve said she’s fat and ugly and people have called me shallow, crazy and gay because if I find this fat I must hate real women even though 80 percent of girls I know aren’t as fat as this tank. I have also been labeled a racist because I say shit like only black guys would fuck an ass like that and that she only dates black dudes cuz their dicks are the only ones that can make their way in past her shitty pussy to bump against her g-spot. I have called her the black man’s urinal and said her sex tape is like watching the animal planet channel and for the record I stand by all I have said about this dumpy attention seeking whore.

Here is Kim Kardashian showing off her fat body in a bikini in some staged lookin’ photos.

Posted in:Bikini|Kim Kardashian|Pictures

2008

Aug

Christina Aguilera Naked for Lachappelle in 2004 of the Day

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These pics were emailed to me yesterday and I decided to try to figure out if they were real or not, because I have been jerking off to celebrity heads cropped onto pornstar bodies for years and don’t really have a keen eye when shit comes to photoshop, but from what I found out it is a Lachappelle picture from 2004. If you don’t know David Lachappelle, he’s a photographer who some celebrities get hooked on, he does big production pictures and directs music videos, he claimed to have refused to work with Aguilera about a year ago because she’s a cunt so these pictures are from before then. If you’re wondering how I know this, it is because I am an art currator in my spare time. I am classy and cultured like that.

So the chances that these are zoomed in Aguilera tits is possible, girls get naked for big photographers all the time, but shit looks like it’s been blown up, run through filters and who really knows if they are legit, and I guess who really cares, except maybe her mother who still remembers her little small breasted baby before she became a fake titty porn-lookin’ whore….

Posted in:2004|Christina Aguilera|Naked

2008

Aug

Typical Music Video of the Day

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The band is called Tickle Me Pink and this is their video for a song called Typical. It’s some typical pop punk shit that all the typical 15 year olds are eating up with a typical obscure name for a band with typical yelling and chanting but there’s some hot slut crawling around under the sheets who I may or may not be in love with because my social anxiety has moved to online social anxiety and I just can’t tell what I am feeling anymore, but I do know this typical porn lookin’ slut is in her underwear makes for typical masturbation when nothing else is on TV and your internet is down, So it is worth watching.

Her name is Gabriella Fox and She Works for Digital Playground – the Porn Company and This is her Myspace
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Here She is Taking a Load on Her Face – NSFW
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I am jacked on coffee and my computer has AIDS, Let’s Do This….

Posted in:Music Video|Tickle Me Pink|Typical

2008

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I decided to punish myself for sucking on the site today. I pretty much hated everything I wrote more than I usually hate everything I write, so I decided to steal money from my wife to go see a movie….a really horrible movie….one that would leave me feeling raped and alone….I chose Stepbrothers. I know I ranted about hating Will Ferrell earlier today and I just felt that it was only relevant to use that piece of shit to keep me on track. I drank about 6-9 beers before going in, in hopes of having to piss so bad that I had no choice but to piss myself, upsetting the other 3 people in the theater enough to get me kicked out, otherwise I wouldn’t let myself leave at my own will because there’s no real punishment in that. Overall, it was nice to see John C. Reiley throw his talent down the fuckin’ toilet and Will Ferrell in his stupiest of performances all while feeding Judd Apatow and the continuous stream of shit he continues to produce because all you cocksuckers eat it up, making him richer and richer and making me hate life more than I did 3 hours ago…. Now here are my fucking links some may suck since I am officially dead on the inside…..but I am sure they are all still worth clickin…

Some Soapy Car Wash Viral Video With a Big Set of Tits in a Yellow Bikini
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Jenna Jameson’s Haggard Pussy Is Pregnant Despite All The Abuse…It’s a Modern Day Miracle…
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Beyonce Doesn’t Look Like Beyonce in Her New Ad
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Paz Vega Ass Grab
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These People Hate the iPhone
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Some Immigrant Slut in Lingerie Teaches You How to Escape a Communist Country Using Train Tracks and a Rock Hard Body
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Some Michael Cera Shit for the Groupies…
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How to Fight Like a Girl
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Women Who Will Fuck You To Death:
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Everyone Hates Pam Anderson’s Filthy Scab Pussy
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The 10 Hottest Celebrity Lesbians
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Kristen Bell Lookin’ at Amanda Bynes’ Tits
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Whore Heidi Fleiss Got Her Hair Done and I’d Still NEver Pay Her For Sex….
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Miranda Kerr’s Bikini Pictures for Some Magazine
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Some CBS News Anchor Used to be an Erotic Model
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Tori Spelling Dressed Like Courtney Love Because She’s a Cunt
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The Best of Harriet Carter for the Week
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Quentin Tarantina to Ruin Movie That Hasn’t Even Been Made Yet
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Jamie Hammer is Lookin’ Good
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I Really Don’t Understand These Lord-of-the-Rings-Dungeons-and-Dragons-Nerds Who Take This Shit To Serious
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Blow JOb Olympics
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Electrocution Caught on Tape
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Concert Chairs Go Flying – Video
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Jennifer Aniston Really is Going to Have a Baby With the First Cock that Comes ‘Round…
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The Simpsons American Idol
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Crystal Stevens Women of Playboy
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Amateur Blonde
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Lohan is Looking as Old and Tattered As Her Mom’s Vagina
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WTF is Up with Katie Holmes and These Jeans
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First Celebirty Baby to Be Born With AIDS
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Giant Soccerball Ownage
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Kelly Ripa Needs to Gain Some Fucking Weight
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Miranda Kerr, I Love You
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Sweet Blonde Brandi Moses
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Garde Hose Fun
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Deleted Scene from Dark Knight Which Really Isn’t a Deleted Scene, You Know That and I Know That But Here It Is Anyways
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Russian Gang Fight – VIDEO
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All of the People Who Own These Boats Are Better Than You and Me
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Kim Kardashian Out Doing Some Shit
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Gorgeous Brunette Felicity
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Marketa in Softcore Bondage
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The Bob Saget Roast Sounds Like It Was Funny As Hell
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Virgin Self Defense
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Wonka’s Fizzy Lifting Drinks
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Elena Santarelli Bikini Pics
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Hack an Automatic Car Wash
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

Some Black and White Studio Shots of a Slut
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Some Chick and her Tits
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Webcams Makes for Good Entertainment
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Some Slut from Vegas and Her Fake TIts in a Bikini
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

Aug

Pink in a Bikini Top on Set of Her New Music Video of the Day

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I am struggling today and I realize it. My computer has the Aids virus because it is used and belonged to a gay dude who probably had sex with it everynight he owned it and that is probably the reason I got it for such a good price. If he is still out there, these Pink pictures may help him cum even though they aren’t helping me. I assume Pink is like a Gay Icon and is inspiring men who feel like women on the inside to go through with wearing those panties they’ve been prancing around the house in all these years out in public or to take those heels they love so much out during the day….

The only thing I hope is that at the end of this music video she’s shooting, she pulls out her balls just to show us how punk rock she actually is, because when girls look like this, they usually come with a set of balls and if anything should be inspiration to the guys out there who are not getting laid, that life could be a lot worse and they could be stuck in a relationship to something like this.

That’s all the bad posting I’ve got in me for now…..today is killing me.

Posted in:Bikini|Music Video|Pink