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2008

03

Jun

Miley Cyrus is Out of Control on the Set of her New Video of the Day

Here are some pictures of Miley Cyrus on set for her new music video because despite being an annoying cunt, she apparently has some kind of successful music career. I like to think that she’s smashing these guitars making some kind of statement about how when you make over-produced garbage, you don’t need guitars, but realized that she’s probably just trying to show the world how rock and roll she while making sex faces. It’s like the time I stuck my finger in my ass and smeared it on some bitch’s face because she wouldn’t have sex with me, the smell was probably similar to the smell of Miley’s boyfriend and by boyfriend I mean father’s dick after he’s done with her achy breaky ass because she’s too young to lose her vagina virginity God’s outdated rules just don’t seem to doesn’t understand.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Out of Control|Video

2008

03

Jun

Paris Hilton’s Lying On Her Balcony In Nothing But a Towel and Enjoying The Scenery of the Day

These are some stalker paparazzi pictures of Paris Hilton smokin’ something while sprawled out on her balcony after taking a shower in what looks like a towel. I am sure she’s happy she dished out that extra cash for the beautiful city-scape view that has unimaginably beautiful sunsets….rumored to be some of the best in the world, when all you really had to offer the slut is a full length mirror. I was wondering if she is thinking to herself how she’s just not the woman she thought she turned out to be, but that’s probably way to complex for this whore and she’s actually just trying to get herself in the mood to rub one out and she’s the only thing that turns her on because she’s self-absorbed like that.

Posted in:Naked|Paris Hilton|Sun Tanning

2008

03

Jun

Brooke Mueller is Charlie Sheen’s Wife and This is Her in a Bikini of the Day

Charlie Sheen got married to some ex-actor turned real estate agent named Brooke Mueller because I can only assume he knocked her up and is doing the noble thing or because he doesn’t want to pay the outrageous commissions real estate agents demand, especially on multi-million dollar homes.

Here they are on their honeymoon and she is wearing some boring shorts bikini bottoms that you’d expect to see all the 12 year old girls at your neighbor’s daughter’s birthday party wearing and not so much what you’d want the bitch you just committed yourself for life to, and in Charlie Sheen’s case, life is more like by the hour. I guess you can’t blame him, whores don’t annoy you with all that kissing and cuddling bullshit, it’s more of a getting right down to business like it should be and none of this spending the same amount you’d spend on a whore a day but on one slut who disguises herself as your wife and takes you to the cleaners after you divorce because she catches you running around behind her back with less demanding whores.

Posted in:Bikini|Brooke Mueller|Charlie Sheen|Wedding

2008

03

Jun

Queen Latifah is Out in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Whoever said that big is beautiful was wrong and these pictures of Queen Latifah prove that, so does my wife when she runs around the house in her underwear. These pictures also prove the quality of floatation devices, because I know that if I was the poor fucker she was riding, I wouldn’t be holding up so well. I guess the good news for some of you sick fucks who don’t care how fat a chick is as long as she has tits, is that she’s not too embarrassed to get into a bathing despite, even though she should be.

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Fat|Queen Latifah

2008

03

Jun

Kim Kardashian is a Slut on Set of Disaster Movie of the Day

The biggest joke of Disaster Movie, something I can only assume is being made by the same people who did Scary Movie and Date Movie is that they hired Kim Kardashian to be in it because I know these things are supposed to be spoofs and can only assume casting a useless fat slut to pretend to act must be all part of some spoof joke, like making fun of real actors, but since I don’t do spoof too well, maybe I am wrong and she’s the only whore the could get due to budget constraints.

The good news is that she goes onto spoof being a cheerleader, which we all know is some kind of joke, considering she looks like she ate the cheerleading squad and the only lifting she’ll be doing is the piece of cake from plate to mouth and the only cheering she’ll be doing is burping to make more room for more cake and the only acrobatic dance she’ll be doing is passing out on her sofa after stuffing herself like a turkey since moving that weight around is tiring but ironically so is sitting all day, not that I know what irony is, but it sounded right to me.

Either way, here she is with Vanessa Minnillo as a Fat Cheerleader which has funny written all over it.

And, Here she is with Carmen Electra in some America Apparel outfit that I want to watch my seed slide off of it’s shiny slicked surface.

Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

03

Jun

Helen Hunt Rocks Out in her Old Lady Bikini of the Day

Saying Helen Hunt looks amazing for her age in a bikini is pretty much the equivalent of saying little Tommy the retarded kid is the quickest learner at the retard home. Despite not being disgustingly fat, bitch is still old and washed up, like little Tommy who’s managed to learn how to change his own diaper when no one is around is still out shitting his fucking retard pants. If you know what I mean.

Either way, here she is in a bikini for those of you still holding onto you Mad About You sexual fantasies because you have both a hard time getting over things and horrible taste in women. At least now you can tell all the fuckers who used to say you couldn’t do two things at once that they are so wrong about you.

Posted in:Bikini|Helen Hunt

2008

03

Jun

Danity Kane Do Bikini for InTouch Weekly of the Day

Danity Kane is some MTV created pop group that is so multicultural my bullshit alarm is going off in my head. The last time 2 black chicks, 1 asian chick and a couple white chicks spent time together was on the motherfucker city bus. The likelihood of them just hanging out together is so far fetched enough that seeing them sing (badly) together is so out there that it reminds me of watching an episode of the Cosby Show and that only happened then because the white people watching the show, since nothing else was on, were having a hard enough time believing that a black Lawyer and a black Doctor existed and needed a few white people thrown in to justify the money the Cosby’s used to buy that house wasn’t made selling drugs. This post may be shitty but I just thrown off by these lies.

Posted in:Bikinis|Danity Kane|InTouch Weekly

2008

03

Jun

Hayden Panettiere Gets Knocked Down by the Paparazzi of the Day

Here’s something I didn’t think was physically possible, Hayden “the tank” Panettiere got knocked the fuck down by the paparazzi and I was a little surprised considering bitch is built like a fucking tank. Then again, I also never expected a little airplane crash to take down a the World Trade Center, a building designed to withstand that sort of impact, so I guess I’m not much of a physicist. The good news is that Hayden is fine, but the little kid she landed on died shortly after arriving to the hospital. The official release said that the girl got hit by a fucking train while playing hopscotch on the tracks, but I think they are just spinning the story because Hayden’s PR people don’t want her to look like some kind of murderer since that kind of publicity has a tendency to ruin careers.

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|Knock Down|Paparazzi

2008

02

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I got in a fight today with my wife because we never do anything romantic, so I went into my box of sex toys some company sent me that I think could be defective and tried to attack her with them as she napped. I didn’t try to shove them in her or anything, for fear of turning her on, instead I just smacked her across the face with a rubber 10 inch dildo and asked her if that’s what she meant. Unfortunately, she thought I was hitting on her, when I tried to explain that I was infact just hitting her, she still wanted to get down and dirty, so I just gave her the dildo and left the room, not because I am gay, but because it was disgusting and could have turned me gay. Running from the stench was the only way I could save myself.

So I pretty much had a lot of time to surf the net for links while she tried to make herself cum while sounding like she was going to die of a heart attack…she didn’t but here are A LOT of fucking Links…because my wife’s sex drive makes me fucking productive. Click them.

Someone’s Got Some Titty on Her Arm
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Some Spawn of the Devil Doing a Trick
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Ronald McDonald Clown Tits
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Jennifer Aniston Hard Nipples
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Britney Spears is Horny
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Christina Aguilera Shows Off her Mic Holding Techniques
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Jessica Simpson Shows Off Her Older, Haggard, Empty Wombed Single Face
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Top 10 Videos of People Catching on Fire
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Karima Adebibe is Dressed Up Like Lara Craft
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Drunk Girls of Myspace
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Caroline Trentini In a Bikini
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Mayra Veronica Joins the Family Business
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P-Diddy is Most Probably Fucking Cameron Diaz.
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Frasier Had a Heart Attack
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Human Slinky in Japan
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Power-Power-Power-Wheel! Power Makes it Go!!
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Ashley Olsen and Her Legs Go Out in Greenwich
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Give You Wrist a Break and Find a Girl to Fuck
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Kat Von D Trailer Trash at The Guys Awards
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Cougar Striptease of the Day
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I Wanna Punch This Phoebe Price Bitch in the Face After I Fuck Her….
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Kendra Wilkinson Half Naked With a Guitar
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Coldplay’s New Album Preview/Leak
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Some Interview With Jesse Jane Because Sometime When You Jerk Off to a Chick Fucking You Really Care About What She Has to Say
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Some Chicken Carcasses Fucking in an Ad
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Hollyoaks Girls Bouncing Around in Thongs
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Jamie Lynn Spears Buys a Trailer Trash Toolkit
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Denise Richards Calls a Chick a Cunt on Her Show Cuz She’s Crazy
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Duct Tape Bikini Contest Video
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Shauna Sand Is a Nice Slut and Takes Her Tits Out Shopping
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Tito and Jenna Jameson are BORING in Vegas
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Rumor Has it that Wayne’s World 3 May Happen Thanks to the Standing Ovation they Got at the MTV Awards
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Check Out the 24 Hour Bikini Marathon
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The Kimbo Slice Fight Where the Ear Gets Ripped Off
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Watch Living With Lohan Episode 2 in it’s Entirety.
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Megan Fox is Addicted to Sex
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Tracy Morgan was a Babershop Poster Boy
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The Real Genius Reason Why Angelina Was Falsely Reported of Having Had Given Birth Last Week That I Wish I Was Involved in….
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Top 10 Celebrity Farts Caught On Camera
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Some Funny – In Office Quitting Smoking Commericial
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Yves Saint Laurent is Dead
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Some Hot Agent Provocateur Captian Hat and Taped Nipple Video Photoshoot
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Italy’s Hot Politician’s Hot Nude Modeling Pics
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Some Retarded Live Chat Girl Musical
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New Playboy Babe Slut Nguyen
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Amazing Football Whores
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College Slag Flashes Tits in Class
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Tits or Udders? You Decide!
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Lisa Rinna May Have a Fish Face, but Man Her Body is Bangin’
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Some Stupid Tape Prank
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Universal Studios Almost Burned Down Over the Weekend
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Use This to Help Get Sex, Because Begging is Neer a Good Look
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And Now, The Best Idea Ever!
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Shauna Lee Hangs Out in Her Black Lingerie
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Audrina Patridge Topless Throwback
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Kurt Cobain’s Ashes Stolen; Courtney Love May Possibly Kill Herself
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Can We Just Find Out Whether The Messiahs Have Been Born Yet, Or What?
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These People Do Weird Things with Their Faces and Tounges
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Show Me Your Genitals!
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The Hogans Have No Shame
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Guitarist Bo Diddley dead at 79
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Girl Plays With Herself
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Lesbian Heatbreakers
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Finish Him!!
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Nicole Graves Gallery
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Get a Free Meal at Mcdonalds, Because You Are As Poor As I Am
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Japanese Vertical Soccer
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Some Hot Check Girl on Czech Public Transport Naked and In Her Underwear
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Kurt Corbain’s Ashes Were Stolen and Courtney Love May Kill Herself
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Web Cam Gals You Want to Get to Know
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Some Hot Chick Playing Around and Cockteasing Me With Her Tongue. This Deserves a Really Sexy Warning!
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SOME PORN SITE REVIEWS:

Ass Quakes
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Ripped Pantyhose
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Tug Job Queens
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Big Sophie
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Gangster, His Baby, His Guns and His Cock
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A Girl – Her Breasts and Her Vagina
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BONUS – CLUB SLUTS Now with MORE Awkward Making Out!


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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

02

Jun

Live Bloggin’ the MTV Movie Awards One Day Late of the Day

I am late on this, but that’s because I don’t have a TV so I didn’t bother watching it so my live blogging is more about how I sat at home and ate a bag of chips to myself because I have taken up emotional eating since I hate my life and it is the only thing that brings happiness. But here are a few pictures from the MTV Movie awards that I am sure were boring as fuck and remind me every year why I can’t stand famous people because they are full of shit and don’t make me laugh but think they are funny because everyone pays attention to them as they live their cushy lives on their piles of money in a false confidence that comes from constant approval – like the ugly chick who thinks she’s got it going on because she gives good head because she’s a good eater and all the dudes know that to get that good head all they need to do is send a text message asking for it and that’s a lot easier than actually trying to get your dick in a good looking girls mouth…Either way, here are some MTV Award pics that you’ve already seen.

Charlize Theron Because Despite Getting Old, Makes Me Want to Go to South Africa to Find Both A Younger Version and HIV

Audrina Patridge Because She Got on the List Because She is on an MTV Show and Not Because She’s Famous and I Like to Celebrate When People Trick the System….

Heidi Montag at the Event Because Only MTV Cares About Her

Lauren Conrad at the Event Because She’s an MTV Employee Too…..And Getting Into This Event is Like Going to Your Company Christmas Party But a Little more Upscale than the One Glass of Piss Wine you get at your Company Party…

Megan Fox because Everyone Likes Her Even Though I Know She’s a Fucking Loser….

Rumer Willis Because She Can’t Hide the Ugly No Matter How Hard She Tries….

Tila Tequila because She’s Got a Fake Reality Show on MTV Too….

Posted in:Live Bloggin'|Movie Awards|MTV