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2008

22

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I was thinking of doing some Patch Adams shit and go to the local funeral home tonight to help mourners deal with their loss by reminding them that it may suck to lose a loved one but at least they aren’t me, but decided that’s a little too morbid and will go drink instead, but before I do here are my links….

Ninja Babes in Space Episode 2
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Denise Richards is a Money Grubbing Whore
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Bikini Contest Winner
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I Wish Marisa Miller’s Legs Were Wrapped Around my Fat Body
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Kristin Davis is Not Only An Amateur Porn Star But She’s Also a Boozer
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Kim Kardashian Kind of Moons the Cameraa
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Cheat on Your Exams and Get a Passing Grade
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Web Cam Sluts Are Better than the No Sluts You Currently Have
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Shania Twain’s Husband Dumper Her For a Chick Uglier than Your Mom
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Remote Control Babe
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Victoria Silvstedt – Incite PC Magazine – Slut
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Maxim had a Party and You Weren’t Invited
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Make Mom Proud, Find a Girl to Fuck
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Tara Reid’s Agent Probably Can’t Find Her Work
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Sylverstor Stallone’s Mom is a Hot Piece
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A Pretty Good Bathroom Prank
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Bar Rafaeli Look Hot at Some Fashion Show
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Jesus Christ, Paris Hilton Wants to Procreate
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Some Drunk Guy Getting Messed With While Passed Out Outside the Bar
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A Couple Galleries of Real Girls Half Naked…
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Some Ecuador Plastic Surgeon Uses Scary Angelina Jolie and Paris Hilton Pics to Sell His Service – Funny.
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Amateur Stripdown of the Day
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Kerli Kıiv is Estonia’s Avril Lavigne
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Have Some Sex, and See What All The Fuss is About!
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Dave Navarro’s Dating a Reality TV Rock and Roll Slut
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Selma Blair and Stana Katic Nude
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Brides in Underwear
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Halle Berry Pregnancy Boobs Throwback Because they are Wonderful
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How to Undress a Women in the Most Cop
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Some Beach Volleyball Sluts
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Ughh, is it me, or did Barbie’s Dog Just TAKE A SHIT?
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Some 2005 Reggie Bush Partying in Cabo With Sluts
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Miss Great Britain – Gemma Garrett Topless
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Locals South African’s Deal With People They Don’t Like By Burning Them and That’s Gotta Be Against Some Human Rights Shit…..
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Find the Best Amateur Porn Sites Online…
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Some Hot Model’s Got Her Tits Exposed in this Photoshoot…
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Hilary Duff’s Tits in a Wife Beater
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Liv Tyler is Ugly in Some Low Cut Dress
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A Group of Teenage Girls Fight an Old Lady
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Some Funny Stripper Mishap
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Some NSFW Deaf Girl Wants to be a Pornstar – Like Really NSFW – Like Don’t Click it NSFW if You Don’t Like Seeing Hardcore Sex NSFW
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Some Dude Playing the Drum Table
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Some Slut Named Jenny Hendrix Works Her Hot Ass With Gogo Boots On
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Some Slut Named Erica Campbell Showing Off her Big Ol’ Tits
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Some Topless Lesbians Make Out in Public
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Beckham Checkin Out a Laker’s Girl
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LOLPORN Takes On LOLCat
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An Arab Woman Running on the Treadmill and Falling
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Anna Nicole Smith Throwback Nudes
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Wilmer Valderamma Bangs A 70s Show Slut
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Some Chick Gets The Milk Sucked out of Her in This Weird Fetish Video
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Chick Completely Naked for Some Alternative Model Photoshoot
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BONUS – I Think It’s Time to Take a Trip to Miami Beach Because of the Clubsluts

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ANOTHER BONUS – HEYMEN HUSTLE

Some Gossip Girl Chick and Brooklyn Decker from Victoria’s Secret At Some Event Lookin’ Hot….
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Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

22

May

Some Victoria’s Secret Promo Starring Miranda Kerr, Marisa Miller and Alessandra Ambrosio in Bikinis of the Day

The Victoria’s Secret cult strikes again with their distracting hot bitches in bikinis that they pretty much own like this dude I know who bough a Russian in some Mail Order bride service. Bitch did everything he told her and it was always funny seeing this tall hot blonde chick holding hands with a short, old fat guy, but she was just happy to be there until he pushed too hard and his posters of war-torn Russia that he would point to everytime she was out of line stopped working, leading to her taking the driving seat and eventually leaving him for some younger, richer dude. I just tell him he’s lucky he got out alive, because anyone from a war-torn country is dangerous and reverts back to survival mode when they really lose it but poor fucker is just broken hearted about it. I guess that just proves you can’t buy happiness, but you can buy pussy.

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Bikini|Marisa Miller|Miranda Kerr|Victoria's Secret

2008

22

May

Uma Thurman is Flat Assed in a Bikini of the Day

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Uma Thurman brought her big old tits out to play on the beach in a bikini because she’s got nothing better to do and despite boring me, they may excite you and that’s what I am here for, It doesn’t give me much pleasure knowing that some of you weirdos may jerk off to my site, but I guess it’s something I just have to accept and being someone who can’t jerk off to the shit I do, I guess I should be more appreciative of the fact that someone can because sometimes lonely nights of jerking off are better than nights spent with girls crying after having had slept with you because they realized the kind of disrespect they just but their body through out of a lapse in judgement brought on by being dumped by their boyfriend, not that that should stop you, or that you should care why they are doing what they are doing, you just need to seize the opportunity and take everything you can out of that vulnerable girl.

BONUS – Uma Thurman hangs with a fat chick in the age-old strategy to make herself appear hotter and skinnier than she really is. It’s some David Copperfield illusion shit that always seems to work.

Posted in:Bikini|Uma Thurman

2008

22

May

Shania Twain Got Dumped for this Slag of the Day

Shania Twain’s record producing husband cheated on her with this substantially uglier family friend and everyone is so fuckin’ confused about this shit but me. The truth is that Shania was his tool to make a lot of money for himself as a music producer and he’s been banging her since she was some 14 year old Native American he found huffing gas on the reserve and if it wasn’t for him, she’d still be performing in some shitty country club in Northern Ontario, Canada. So she basically owes her success to him and not to her singing voice.

I can only assume that in the more recent years of Shania, she’s become a total cunt and sometimes looks don’t outweigh annoying so dude strayed and is probably a lot happier with someone less irritating than her, while still making tons of money on what he created without having to listen to her irritating or having boring sex with her because she thinks she’s all that and just lays back and takes it on the nights she actually decides to put out.

So looks aren’t everything, fucking is and I guess the proof is that even Shania’s husband got bored of fuckin’ her and moved onto someone who probably tries a lot harder, and by trying a lot harder I mean, takes it up the ass.

Posted in:Dumped|Shania Twain

2008

22

May

Olivia Munn Keeps the Dream Alive of the Day

The thing you gotta love about Olivia Munn, other than the fact that she’s the relatively hot girl who caters to geeks across the nation on her shitty G4TV bullshit designed for virgins, is that she takes her target market seriously enough to show up to events with dudes who look equally ugly as the guys who jerk off to her compulsively at home. It’s not really their fault, they are collectors and the obsessive nature of collecting usually spills over into all aspects of their life. The benefit of her doing this is that it still gives hope to the losers watching her daily at home that they have a chance. Nothing would turn them off of her more than if she showed up with a gym-bo in Ed Hardy who the only Superman he knows is himself as he flexes in front of the mirror and not the one her audience knows everything about because they’ve read every single Superman comic ever written 33 times because that’s the year Superman was created, but you already know that, don’t you virgin.

Posted in:Loser|Olivia Munn

2008

22

May

Danielle Lloyd Bikini Pictures of the Day

I was just out walking the streets because this has been a hard week or me of writers block and forgetting everything I wanted to talk about on the site and it’s even followed me to bed at night and unlike being followed to bed like a hot girl which would make me happy, the only benefit it has is frustration of having amazing dreams of stories I want to tell you but seem to forget when I wake up, because I drink too much.

So I hit the streets hoping for inspiration and the only thing of interest that happened was when I saw some rich lookin woman in tight pants walking around with a heavy box and I decided to ask her if she needed help with her box and when she hesitantly agreed to let me carry it for her, I said that I was talking about her other box and she just called me a sick fuck and stormed across he street. Sure, it was a standard played out joke, but I feel obligated to drop it every time an opportunity like that presents itself, it’s kinda like how Danielle Lloyd gets into a bikini every time she has a chance, which is always, because it’s all this slut is good for.

Posted in:Bikini|Danielle Lloyd

2008

22

May

Cameron Diaz is Bald on Set of the Day

I am not entirely sure why anyone gives a fuck about Cameron Diaz, the good years are pretty much far behind her and now she’s getting casted to play mothers and not the hot slut everyone wants to fuck. So seeing these pictures of her in movie make-up playing a mother who shaves her head for her dying kid, and actually pretending I give a fuck isn’t really possible. It actually makes me hate celebrities and hollywood more than I did yesterday. I understand that movies are make belief and just a form of entertainment but people get so fuckin’ involved and caught up n the shit because their lives are so useless that seeing people in fake scenarios moves them. The only reason I am posting this is because I know a few of you have fantasies of banging a cancer patient because you get off on how they are too weak to turn you down when you drunkenly force yourself on them, and I am not posting this because I find the pictures hot or important because it’s all a bullshit lie and when the shoot is over she takes off the skull cap and goes back to her indulgent life, instead of going home to deal with her dying kid, like many real people do on a daily basis. So if anything, these pictures are just a big fuck you to everyone out there who is actually suffering and that’s more reason for you to hate this bitch and her multi-million dollar paycheck.

Posted in:Bald|Cameron Diaz

2008

22

May

Ellen Trying to Voice Her Useless Lesbian Opinion of the Day

John McCain doesn’t like Gays marrying, probably because he’s 80 and a republican and gays didn’t exist in the 20s and still don’t exist to republicans. The only reason I am posting this is because Ellen comes at John McCain with some emotional drivel about how she thinks she’s isolated and it hurts her feelings that she couldn’t get gay married up until recently and as the leader of the lesbian movement, should probably consider coming at him with some tangible logical arguments other than how it makes her feel like the last one picked for the lesbian softball game and I am disappointed.

Either way, I agree that everyone deserves the right to legally bind their love even if it’s homo, But I do know that these gays have know idea what they are getting themselves into. Marriage isn’t all the media makes it out to be, it’s something that people think they have to do it after college otherwise they aren’t real women and guys agree because of love, lack of anything better to do and to avoid arguments and enter phase one of being good little members of middle-management society.

What I do know is that after having been married, I think it’s safe to say that I wish this shit was illegal for straight people too.

Posted in:Ellen|Gay Marriage

2008

22

May

Stephen Curtis Chapman’s Daughter Killed By Her Brother….

I am not one for religion, because I am just scared of any group belief that usually becomes unhealthily fanatic and crazy as soon as a motherfucker tries to kick an addiction or a tragedy strikes. I am convinced that this shit was originally population control before TV existed like some big brother is watching you in hopes of giving people morals and values so they don’t rape, kill, steal or masturbate and ruin an civilized, yet ridiculously corrupt society, with their out of control fun.

The other reason I hate this religious shit is because it’s a fuckin’ scam that preys on losers and gets them to donate 20 percent of their paychecks to their church out of guilt or hope, and anything that cashes in on a weak person is evil, if these fucker’s were so eager to help people, they’d do it for free. But instead the Preacher is pretending to save and heal the sick, collecting their cash and buying his 30 million dollar compound in southern California all in the name of Jesus because you know if Jesus lived today he’d totally steal from the poor and weak by selling them false promises in order to buy himself the luxuries of life, but that’s just because he was jewish.

Either way, Stephen Curtis Chapman is one of those annoying Christian singers his 5 year old adopted baby ended up getting killed by his useless real son “accidentally”. Death is sad especially when it happens to a cute 5 year old down orphan who was given a second chance, but I am thinking the son ran her over on purpose because he was jealous of all the attention his parents were giving her instead of to him.

Point of all this is to say that, even God hates Christian Rock…

Here’s 5 Year Old Maria before she was murdered. This kinda breaks my cold black heart.

This tragedy seems to be great opportunity for the Chapman’s to promote their charity and make a little money off it because it looks like their personal site and charity website were both updated and I know that’d be the first thing I did if my 5 year old was brutally run over by my son…..


Check out StevenCurtisChapman.com
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and his Charity Shaohannah’s Hope Website/Donation Form
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Posted in:R.I.P.|Stephen Curtis Chapman

2008

22

May

Day One of the R. Kelly Sex Tape Trial of the Day

I don’t know what is hotter, watching the R. Kelly sex tape or listening to some newscaster describe the sex tape on local television. There’s just something magical about hearing some woman on TV say “the girl is naked, and the man instructs her to dance, he tells her to urinate on the floor and then they engage in dirty talk with her calling him daddy and there are a number of sex acts where she is blank faced and passive”. It’s like she’s describing everytime I have ever slept with a woman, except instead of making them dance and piss on the floor, I apologize in advance and instead of being passive an blank-faced they are asleep and snoring because ladies…I am that good. Sex with me is so bad that the only way a girl can forget it’s happening is to try to sleep it off like a bad cold.

Posted in:R. Kelly|Sex Tape