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2008

15

May

Jessica Alba is a Pregnant Cunt of the Day

So Jessica Alba doesn’t like the paparazzi taking pictures of her and gets so aggressive that she’s throws up the finger like it ain’t a thing, making me think that she is going to be an abusive mother with no patience. It would probably make sense for Alba to relocate during the pregnancy to a small town somewhere that paparazzi don’t hang out. I feel like hitting up the local Baja Fresh in Beverly Hills is probably putting yourself out there at a level you shouldn’t get mad at the paparazzi for, making her look like a total piece of shit cunt.

I guess it’s nice to see that her mother has stepped in to take care of her while Cash Warren is out doin’ his thing because he is still bitter than she didn’t get the abortion he demanded because he knew she got pregnant by using a sperm sample she spat into a tupperwear and kept in the freezer in case he ever left her. What isn’t very nice about her mother stepping up to the plate is that she’s fuckin’ disgusting looking and seems like the only plate she’s been stepping up to is one full of fuckin’ bacon.

The whole look at the mother when landing the chick obviously wasn’t taken seriously when Cash Warren hooked up with Alba in her peak without realizing it was going to be a life sentence, because if this is a glimpse into the future it’s not so fuckin’ bright. To be fair to Alba’s mom, maybe she’s packin’ on some pregnancy weight since her daughter’s overeating is a good excuse to indulge her eating fantasies like the time I gained 25 lbs when one of my girlfriend’s got knocked up but the difference was that my chick got an abortion and I was just making excuses to eat late night pizza.

Either way, here’s Alba and her mom.


Posted in:Cunt|Jessica Alba|Pregnant

2008

14

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I saw a pregnant mentally retarded girl today. I wondered how it happened, then I remember this pervert I once knew who worked as an orderly at a retard home and would constantly get it on with them because apparently one thing they aren’t too retarded for is sex. It just gets messy when the condom breaks because apparently another thing they aren’t too retarded for is getting knocked up leading to you losing your job and a very confused kid on his 5th birthday when he realizes his mom is banging two rocks together in the backyard instead of eating cake with everyone else.

Here are my links…

A Whole Lot of Half Naked Chicks Rockin the Pole in a Club…
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Hot Chicks on the Street for the Creepy Voyeur Out There
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Howard Stern Turns Dolly Parton’s Audio Book Into a Funny Soundboard
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Russian Girls in Short Shorts
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Marisa Miller in a Bikini for Her Maxim Top 100 Win
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Nicole Richie Hates Lindsay Lohan
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100 Sexiest Celebrities Uncensored
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Weekly Wednesday Webcam Whores
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Topanga From Boy Meets World Kissing a Gil in a Club Exclusive
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Get Devoured by a Cougar!
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Linda Strawberry Shows You a Think or Two
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Irina Sheik is Tasty as Fuck While Dancing Around in a Bikini
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Japanese Gameshow Fun, Because I Never Get Sick of It
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Web Classic Leprechaun in the Tree 2
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Audrina Got Her First Movie Role – Playing a Slut in a Bikini…It’s a Bit of a Stretch for her But I am Confident It Won’t be Too Hard to Believe
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Jessica Simpson is a Cry Baby and Everyone Hates Her
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A Rundown of Ashlee Simpson’s Slutty First Date With Her Soon To Be Wife
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Natalie Portman Lookin Classy at Cannes, and by Classy I Actually Mean Boring As Fuck
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Crackhead Love Affair…Ahhh Love
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Use This to Get Sex, So You Don’t Kill Yourself and Stop Reading My Site
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Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johannson Make Out in this Movie Trailer
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Nicole Richie’s Life With Good Charlotte is Not Paradise
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Colin Farrell is Lookin’ Like a Drug Addict
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Adriana Lima Hanging Out on the Beach Video
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The Colbert Report on Bill O’Reilly’s Freakout
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Some Dude Named Blake Jacobs Topless
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Ashlee Simpson Cheated on Pete Wentz
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Some Funny Shit from Harriet Carter
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Here’s a Video Called The Facts of Life
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Some Flexible Chick Running Around Being Flexible
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Target Sells a Black Kid’s Desk….
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Some Weird Naked Lesbian Goth Party
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More From That Little Badass Who Stole is Gramma’s Car
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The 10 Hottest WNBA Players of All Time….If That’s Possible
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Some WWE Diva Feeling Each Other Up In Public
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Send Your Friend a Dream Date because You Know He’s Gay
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Weirdness from the Weird Faire in San Francisco
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John Mayer Doesn’t Like Jeniifer Aniston Much
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Olivia Newton John and Her Insane Daughter Sing a Duet
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Now Here Are Some Solid Amateur Tits!
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Masuimi Max Struts Her Slut Stuff
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Vida Guerra Workout
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Cheeseburger Pussy
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Find a Girl to Fuck, and Maybe Take Home to Mom
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Chen Loves Pussy
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Blake Lively & Maria Menounos – Bikini Pics!
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Pogostick Mishap
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Enough Porn to Keep Even You Busy
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Good Morning Carmen Gemini
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Some Girl Gets Arrested for Wearing a Skimpy Dress
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Barbara Walters is a Dirty Whore
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Rap Clips of the Day!!
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Fun with Blowdarts
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Girl and Her Big Hot Tits
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Some Girl in a Field Getting Naked
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Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

14

May

Claudia Schiffer Topless in Vogue of the Day

Claudia Schiffer is still modeling and that’s ok with me, because with a little air-brushing she almost looks like she did 15 years ago and I can relive those better years before I got married and before Schiffer was using her hot model tits to feed her babies that ruined her pussy. She she was just some hot foreign import model who couldn’t speak english, something I looked for in a woman because I feel speaking is a total distraction from what’s really important and that’s hardcore fucking. From my experience, talking always leads to conversations about how unhappy a bitch is with every aspect of my life and when I can’t understand those complaints it’s a lot easier to live with myself.

Either way, here she is topless in Vogue, not showin’ nipple, but you can use your imagination.


Related Posts:

Claudia Schiffer Hot in GQ
Claudia Schiffer Hot Mom Body

Posted in:Claudia Schiffer|Topless|Vogue

2008

14

May

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Fake Love of the Day

I almost found love as real as Jennifer Love’s love. I was cruising through the ghetto last night and some 60 year old in a belly button shirt and short short approached us and told us that for 50 dollars she would do anything we wanted her to do. We’re talking fucking her from any position, with or without condom, and even busting our load anywhere we want including inside her. The only difference between the love I was going to find with this toothless down on her luck addict with a stretch-marked stomach pushing 60 and the love that Jennifer Love Hewitt has found, is that her whore is a tall normal lookin’ dude, and he doesn’t charge by the hour, it’s more of a full time gig for him and he’s not much of an actor because this shit looks more staged than the high school play I was trying to organize with the local highschool, but that never panned out because the police investigated my intentions when the highschool called them and told them that some random dude with no affiliation to the school was trying to recruit their students into performing live sex acts on stage for him and his friends in his living room.


Related Posts:

Jennifer Love Hewitt Hangs With Fatter Girls Than Her /a>
Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Fat Fuckin’ Ass in a Bikini
Jennifer Love Hewitt Not So Hot at the Beach

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt|Love

2008

14

May

Blake Lively Gossip Girl in a Bikini of the Day

Blake Lively is another one of those girls who we are made to think is hot because she’s the only one worth fuckin’ on some stupid teen show and not because she’s actually got it going on. The cast of Gossip Girl remind me of the year I volunteered at some retard camp only the retards I was dealing with weren’t being paid to be retards, they were kinda just born than way and they didn’t pretend they were high society gossiping rich girls from New York, but that’s probably just because they had a hard enough time formulating a sentence.

Her is Blake Lively in a bikini and getting some lotion applied to her ass by her boyfriend, who has also been manipulated by the media to think the pussy he is hitting is the hottest pussy around.


Related Posts:

Michelle Trachtenberg’s Jew Kiss of Death on the Set of Gossip Girl
Michelle Trachtenberg on the Set of Gossip Girl
Blake Lively is a Gossip GIrl

Posted in:Blake Lively|Gossip Girl

2008

14

May

Emmanuelle Chriqui is a Slut in GQ of the Day

Since I recently started hating Montreal Moroccan Jew’s because they tried to rip me off and banned me from their hair salon, I have trouble posting this shit because I know this whore probably knows that Moroccan Jew I dealt with the other day since he’s about the same age and her and all these motherfuckers stick together in their sleazy, conning African Dessert peddler ways. It’s like they all go to the same schools, they all go to the same temple and they all know each other’s business like all minority groups, but then I realized that she moved from this shitty city when she was 2 and that’s probably part of the reason she’s famous now and not ripping off young girls for dyeing her hair like the fucking poofter I had an altercation with last week.

The truth is that she doesn’t look like a typical troll of a droopy faced Jewish girl and has got it goin’ on, so I guess that over-rides our cultural differences. Here she is in GQ.

Related Posts:

Mila Kunis is Half naked in GQ
Hayden Panettiere and Rihanna Slutting Out in GQ
Rachel Bilson in a Bikini for GQ
Adriana Lima Naked in GQ
Hayden Panettiere GQ Photoshoot Video

Posted in:Emmanuelle Chriqui|GQ

2008

14

May

Lily Allen Topless in France of the Day

Seeing Lily Allen running around in France topless reminds me of the time this chick I knew who had a double mastectomy applied for a job as a stripper at the strip club, only she was doing it out of some post breast cancer political statement and was hard on cash and figured she could sue them for not hiring her as some discrimination against her amputated tits, and not because there are perverts out there who get off to all kinds of things. I was supportive but I was pretty sure she’d land the job since she had a slammin’ fuckin’ body and thought people would pay to fondle her amputated tits just to get closer to that ass.

The reason Lily Allen reminds me of that girl, is because she doesn’t really have tits, despite being a fat troll of a slut, but I guess that happens all the time. At least this pictures bring hope that Lily Allen is plunging to her death in hopes of meeting up with her miscarriage baby in heaven because she’s been having a hard time living without it in her stomach. The guilt of smoking and drinking while pregnant is just too much for her to keep on living….


Related Posts:

Lily Allen and Her Birthday See Through
Lily Allen and Her Miscarriage Skirt
Lily Allen Making Miscarriage Faces
Lily Allen Hiding Her Killin’ Vagina
Lily Allen Not Shopping for Baby Clothes

Posted in:Lily Allen|Topless

2008

13

May

stepLinks of the Day

The photo agencies are still on my ass harder than ever, something happened that put me on their radar, so it looks like I’ll be posting links to images I find off the internet instead of hosting my own pictures, that way they can’t bust my ass for hosting their shit that I don’t know is their shit because they aren’t organized in their businesses and release that shit to the public just to spend their days chasing down every site that posts them.
My theory is that it fits in with the whole Fair Use restrictions and it’s like embedding a Youtube video and these fuckers can go after those image hosts instead of after me because I just can’t afford to pay their insane prices for pictures of celebrities and I can’t afford a lawsuit so technically I won’t be hosting the shit, thus not breaking any laws….
I know you fucker’s aren’t interested in my strategy but that’s what took me all day to figure out today instead of posting….I am not good at multi-tasking like that except if that multi-tasking involves drinking my beer while taking a piss.
Here are my links….


Miley Cyrus Does a Milk Ad and Billy Ray’s Masturbation Just Got a Whole Lot Better
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Watch Some Hot Slut Taking a Bath….
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Booze Makes Them Flirt and Thats All Right With Me
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Minka Kelly is Too Hot For You to Fuck – But Just Hot Enough FOr You To Jerk Off to…
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Say Hello to this Slut Emily
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Ashlee Simpson is Getting Married This Weekend
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Double Upskirts, From Famous Bitches I Don’t Know….
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Top 10 Hot Oil Wrestling Videos
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International Beauty, 30 countries, 30 women
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Harry Shearer From the Simpson’s Got an Anti-Bush Music Video
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And While You’re at It, Check Out Christy Mendenhall
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LADIES!! Deal with Your Gag Reflex and Avoid Choking During Oral
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Montreal Whores Partying it Up
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Web Cam Sluts, Because Tuesday is as Good a Day For Sluts as Any
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Some News Bitch Drops the F-Bomb on Air, and It’s Actually Pretty Funny
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Lindsay Lohan Gave Sam Ronson…Her Lesbian Cock…A Hicky in France
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Jessica Alba Dressed Up as Charlie Chaplin?
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Too Much Cock?? The Video….
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Stop Complaining About Being a Virgin and DO SOMETHING About It
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TWINS!!TWINS!!TWINS!!TWINS!!
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Yamila Rahi Almost makes my Cock Hard. Almost
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Beyonce – Pregnant, or Just Fat, Like Usual?
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If Jewrdan Bratman Can End Up With X-Tina, There is Hope For You…At Least You Can Tell Yourself That….
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Victoria Beckham and Her Legs Go Somewhere
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Maddox Jolie-Pitt, Keep Holding On and Don’t Ever Let Go
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Find the Best Porn Online
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3 Sluts and Their Kodak Camera is Pretty Good Times…
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Remy Ma is Having a Bad Day
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Bikini Babe Oil Wrestling
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Carli and Andi Enjoy the Spring Together
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Charlize Theron Has the Mouth of a Sailor and is My Kind of Women
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Masturbation at the Ballpark
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More Hot Real Girls
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The Lovely Heather
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Two Drunk Chicks Do Naked Sky Diving
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Denise Milani and Her Huge Tits Get Naked
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In Case You Wondered What Having Sex With William Shatner Was Like….
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Miss Hawaiian Tropics Bikini Pics 2008
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Tracy Helfer is Tasty
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And I’ll Also Take On Some Naomi Millbank SLut
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Weirdest Genital Ad of All Time
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Top 10 Bea Arthur Moments….
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Here is an Exclusive Interview With Jayde Nicole – Playboy’s Playmate of the Year
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Some Hot Chick From Entourage and Her Hot TIts
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Niagra University Women’s Basketball Player Fully Naked and Spreading
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Heyman Hustle Talks To Some Guns N’ Roses Hot Wife….Susan Holmes….
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This is What Happens When You Hang With Amy Winehouse…
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Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

13

May

From the Forum of the Day

The action goin’ on in the forum is pretty fuckin’ insane, hot girls are getting naked, guys are poppin’ bottles to impress the girls who are getting naked in hopes of landing a date and most importantly good shit is being posted, and here’s some posts you will probably like….

———Music———

Cat Power – Live Performances, B-Sides and Rarities
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Tricky – Blowback
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NAS – God’s Son
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Fourplay – X
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Interpol – Precipitate EP
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Groove Collective
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Annie Lennox – Medusa
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Husker Du – Flip Your Wig
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Akon – Konvicted
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Foals – Hummer
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Cat Power – Dear Sir
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Alicia Keys – Unplugged
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Juliana Hatfield – Made In China
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No Means No – One
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Timbaland and Magoo – Indecent Proposal
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Cirqu du Soleil – O
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R.Kelly — TP-2.com
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John Lennon & Yoko Ono – Sometime In New York City
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Barry White Greatest Hits
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This Mortal Coil – It’ll End in Tears
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Mary J. Blige – No More Drama
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Tori Amos – Scarlet’s Walk
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XTC – Upsy Daisy Assortment
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About a Boy OST
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Out Cold OST
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6 Feet under Music From the Show
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———Celebs———

Paris Hilton in Black Leather Dress @ Club Villa
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Elisha Cuthbert
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Eva Longoria…Wet
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Britney Spears – Herb Ritts Photoshoot
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Eva Mandez in Fishnets
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Amy Winehouse bums Cigs While in Traffic
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Heidi Klum almost Naked in Esquire
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Torrie Wilson in Muscle Mag
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———Porn———

The Express Train – Feeling Herself
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Amatuers With Nice Tittays
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Ass Suffing
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Young With Boobs
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———E-books———

The GL Diet for Dummies
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———Software———

Sony Vegas 8
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FBI Faces
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———Movies and TV Shows———

Pride 28 MMA Fighting
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Hunter S. Thompson 9/11 Interview
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———Random Joke———

Woman in a Coma
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———video———

NSFW Preggers Video
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Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

13

May

Miley Cyrus Rocks The Mic Like a Slut of the Day

I know some of you sick fucks have have some kind of fantasy of slamming Miley Cyrus because she’s an underage slut on Disney who makes a ton of fuckin’ money and that gets you off because you always had a thing for all things Disney like the poor lonely woman down the hall from me who started collecting everything and anything with Mickey Mouse on it after her husband died. It’s a little fuckin’ weird sickness but not as weird as Miley Cyrus’ busted up face.

I think the real reason you should want to get in her pants is to prove that her wholesome Disney Christian life is bullshit because she’s one of those sluts who tries to pretend she’s all for God all while her boyfriend’s dick is in her wholesome Christian ass because anal retains virginity or some shit and God likes Virgins.

The other reason you should want to get into her pants is the excitement that comes with an inexperienced mouth when that inexperienced mouth should be deemed an illegal weapon as shards of teeth come at you from every angle. It’s like playing some kind of videogame only more exciting cuz shit’s real life and has some serious consequences. Unfortunately that Miley Cyrus mouth isn’t all that inexperienced as one would hope in trying to sacrifice their penis by letting her suck it, because it is the tool that got her to this level of success in the first place.

The point of this post, is to say that you shouldn’t want to have sex with Miley Cyrus at all, she’s only 15 and more importantly she’s fuckin’ ugly. So let her be a slut amongst executives at Disney and boys her own age, it won’t be long before she’s getting naked legally.

Posted in:Blowjob|Miley Cyrus