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2007

25

Sep

I am – Paris Hilton at an Aids Benefit of the Day

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Here’s a joke that writes itself, here are pictures of Paris Hilton at a Benefit event for The Foundation of AIDS Research. She’s either the keynote speaker who is going to talk about how all the unprotected sex she’s had has only lead to herpes, so AIDS doesn’t exist, because she’s had lots of unprotected sex with lots of people or maybe she’s there to invest in finding a cure because it does exist and it’s living in her underwear…if she’s even wearing any….that whore.


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2007

25

Sep

I am – Lohan in Rehab of the Day

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Lohan is the kind of girl I think I will always love. She was my original celebrity obsession on this site and I tried everything I could to get in touch with her. I used to stalk her co-workers, I used to leave her voicemail messages, I used to harass Filipino kids pretending to be Lohan on Myspace. It was a big part of my life work that really never materialized. In those years I’ve seen her go from a big breasted barely 18 sex pot to a washed up 21 year old broken down pick-up truck with herpes, addiction and an eating disorder. She’s been hospitalized, arrested, in accidents. She’s had breakdowns and freak outs and itall started when her first love, the immigrant on That 70s Show broker her heart. She took some insane self destructive path to fill the void that he left by going on to have sex with everyone, while he continued to live life as is banging regular girls 10 times hotter than Lohan that were impressed by his “fame”. The biggest problem in all this is that in her path to death she never released a sex tape and at the course she’s going, she may die and then that vagina will be off limits for ever and I will never reach my goal in getting her herpes.

An ad agency for some drug rehab center in Jersey released the “Don’t Die Lindsay” ad today. It’s one of those riding a celebrity coat tail situation to get publicity to your campaign and your company in hopes of getting better business. It’s a pretty standard fucking ad, it’s just text, it’s far from genius, but I am posting it anyway, because I don’t want Lohan to die.

I was at a strip club the other day and one of the girls was brown. Every other girl in the place showed off her box, I’m talking spreading the shit, fingering the shit, sticking it in our faces, you know doing what strippers do. But this brown one kept her underwear on. I figured it was a religious thing, like female circumcision and that’s when it dawned on me. If Lohan was female circumcised when she was 18, like a good little brown girl. She woulda never got into any of these issues. Sure it’s a violent, unethical treatment of women and I can appreciate that it’s disgusting, wrong, psycho and cruel, but shit woulda done wonders for Lohan and her career. That’s all I’m saying.

Here are some pics of Lohan in some boots, with leggings on, showing off her hot little ass that she’s put a “Hello, My Name is Sober Fun” sticker on, while rockin’ an ironic shirt telling us not to follow her….without realizing that we need to follow her to stare at her ass….but at least she’s communicating with us. I figure that’s step 1 in trying to fuck her.


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Posted in:Ass|Boots|Hot|Leggings|Lindsay Lohan|Rehab|Unsorted

2007

25

Sep

I am – Ashlee and Jessica Simpson Hang Out Together of the Day

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Nothing says I love my sister like shoving my tongue down her throat while drunk at her birthday party, unfortunately the Simpson sisters are good little bible thumpers and despite lesbian incest being common in small towns along the bible belt, it’s still frowned upon when you have more options of people to have babies with. It’s like the fallback plan in a community of 15 to keep the community alive, you know a matter of survival, but it’s much better for the health of the community if someone lures in new blood.

That said, I made a new friend last night. He was walking on the streets at 2 in the morning completely lots. He was in his 50s and he was wearing dirty mix matched clothes, so I figured we’d get along since we have the same stylist. He had his bus pass on a rope around his neck and he didn’t know where the bus stop was. He also didn’t know where he was going and I could tell that through his thick glasses, he was scared. So I decided to help, because I am a hero and I was alone and didn’t mind the company. The dude definitely had some kind of retardation going on. I am not sure if he was just insane, or if he was a full fledged waterhead, or if he was just socially awkward, so I did what every hero does. I got him drunk.

We walked in some local watering hole, and we just drank, off his retard monthly check the government gives him. The conversation wasnt’ too good and every 3 minutes he’d get up to go to the bathroom. I constantly caught him confused and drooling and I was starting to realize that maybe booze didn’t mix well with his meds. He ended up vanishing on me. He got up threw his glass on the ground, broke his chair and stormed off stuttering, jittering and convulsing. I think he was having an episode. I wonder if he got home safely…

Either way, here are some boring pics of the Simpson sisters together, probably congregating to get their stories straight on how Papa Joe molested Jessica and not Ashlee, because she’s the ugly sister who wasn’t good enough for her daddy to get a piece of. I like seeing them together to remind us all that Ashlee is the ugly one, and probably feels a lot like the retard I was with last night, you know low self esteem, never fitting in, always being laughed at, trying so hard to be normal or up to par, but always falling short because asshole can’t find his bus home, even with his bus pass around his neck on a rope like he was 5 years old.


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Posted in:Ashlee Simpson|Jessica Simpson|Sisters|Skinny|Unsorted

2007

25

Sep

I am – Kate Moss Getting Out of Cars With Boys of the Day

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I shoulda married a model. When I look at my wife I always feel like I sold myself short. Then I look at myself in the mirror and realize that I am exactly where I am supposed to be, but if I was to live this life differently, I’d be that dude who bangs models because I think models may not be the hottest bitches out there, but they think they are and that’s makes cumming on their faces way more fun.

Kate Moss is hot, she’s a bit of a wreck, she’s getting older, she has a British Grill, looks a little haggard, she’s spent the last 10 years with lots of money in the bank and little to do with it other than have meaningless relationships, cocaine and going to clubs getting drunk. Models are pretty much retired by 30 and tall skinny party sluts that act a little more glamorous than the whores you see at the bars, because they work in the fashion industry, and the fashion industry is so fucking luxurious….but a party slut is a party slut no matter what and all party sluts take it in the ass this good life isn’t as good as knowing that Kate Moss takes in the ass.

The other good news for me is that it’s never too late to make changes, guys age well and like the drug dealer I saw the other night in his mid-50s with 8 hot model looking girls on his arm, while hustling every girl who walked by him, hot chicks are dumb enough to be bought.

So my goal is to find a way to turn this site into a Perez Hilton type site, end up on TV everywhere and use all that 5 minutes of undeserved fame to bed as many models as I can with my limp useless dick that I will use Viagra to revive, but unfortunately Viagra won’t make it look less like an oversized clit…but who cares, my fame will distract bitches from my big clit/little dick and don’t worry, I know this is all fantasy, the closest thing I’ll ever have to fame is being recognized at the local convenience store.


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Kate Moss Topless in Thailand

Posted in:Hot|Kate Moss|Model|Skinny|Unsorted

2007

25

Sep

I am – Jamie Lynn Spears Goes to Acting Classes of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Jamie Lynn Spears going to acting classes, reality is that Jamie Lynn Spears should be going to a personal trainer. Bitch is looking pretty fucking sloppy and sloppy girls aren’t good.

I remember bringing home this chick who looked alright dressed. We ordered some food and as she ate it shit dripped all over her outfit like the slob she turned out to be. It was gross, but I didn’t care, I wanted to see her tits and this was a good excuse for me to get her shirt off, that was before she actually took her shirt off and I was faced with the strongest push-up bra built, because the second it came off, this girl who I thought was tight bodied, had nipples that aimed to the floor…..I am talking tits a mother of 3 probably doesn’t even have, that just kinda hung off her like a half full bag of milk. I still let her get me off, because I have no standards, but I was thinking how gross her tits were the whole time.

Reality is that I know Jamie Lynn is a teenager, but that means she should be more tight bodied now than she will be 5 years down the road, but I guess things shift and maybe she just hasn’t lost her babyfat yet. That was my wife’s excuse for her belly for the last 30 years of her obese life…I keep telling her “bitch, it’s not fucking babyfat, it’s called you’re a disgusting pig who doesn’t stop eating fat”, but she doesn’t listen. I think it’s just a matter of time before she follows the family tradition of eating fast food and cheetos, marrying losers, having 2 kids she hates, ending up on drugs, washed up and unable to land any work all by the time she’s 20, because the younger generation a growing up a lot faster these days. The other day I walked in on two 14 year olds ripping lines while getting blowjobs in the club bathroom….

I guess she’s trying to break her destined fate, but going to see an acting coach, but I don’t think any acting coach good enough can save a Spears. She’s just riding Britney’s tailwind, which is probably something that doesn’t smell as nice as it sounds and its worked up until now and I’d be surprised if she ever gets cast in anything decent. She’s just another white trash high school drop out with a dream, like this whore I once knew who was missing half her teeth but always wanted to be a pastry chef. She took a few of the classes, maybe even finished the program, but within 2 years, bitch was back on the streets, there just wasn’t as much money or sense of achievement in making desserts as there was in making dudes bust.

Point of this post is to say, is it say, I think it’s illegal to post about girls who are under 18. I can only hope she sues me.


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Posted in:Big Ass|Fat|Jamie Lynn Spears|Slob|Sloppy|Unsorted

2007

25

Sep

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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So I finally fell off my high horse about the whole Paris Hilton situation when I realized that no one gave a fuck about my story, even though I thought it was awesome. I had to deal with a wicked hangover all day, but since shit made me feel so awesome last night, it was worth it. I felt a bit like an annoying kid who tells his parents about some joke he told in class and how funny it was, when in reality shit wasn’t funny at all and the kid is just proving to the parents why they should have had an abortion when they had a chance. That said, hanging with Chachi who listen to Jiggy club music and buy bottles of Grey Goose to show the world how much of a baller they are are the right kind of people to hang out with. They are so fucking dumb and have no idea what’s up, that it opens up a lot of opportunity to make them my number 1 fans, because let’s face it you’re not doing your job. The highlight for the chachi’s next to me was when one of them busted out his iPhone and in case you didn’t know the iPhone isn’t available in Canada yet, so all the other Chachi’s just stared in amazement, like he had just introduced them to some Chachi god, the same god who invented Kappa, Puma, fake tits, cheesy music, pasta and Diesel jeans. Hearing a girl say “Me I almost got a heart attack” was like porno to my ears, but only cuz her girl chachi chachas were hanging out of her short skirt…

Here are my links:

Dita Von Tease Does an Ad for Peta in Thigh Highs
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Hottie Jenny stretches nice
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Which Heroes Character are You?
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Some Announcer Asks About Britney Spears’ Career During a Halftime….He Thinks He’s Oprah
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Adrianna Curry Looks Good In Lingerie – Even Though She Hates Black People
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Some Janet Jackson Tanning Naked Video You All Need to See Again…
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Hottie Jenny plays strip poker with herself
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Miley Cyrus is Not Pregnat
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This Duck Makes It’s Baby Ducks Commit Suicide While European Spectators Laugh…Motherfuckers
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Some Drunk Chicks Fight it Out on VIdeo
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Adrea Corr Upskirt Pic
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Jessica Biel Changes Her Clothes in Video
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Sarah Jessica Parker’s Foot Fetish Pictures
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Here’s the Stripper Behind the Dela Hoya Pics
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Who Will Die First. Britney or Lohan
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Fill In The Blank The Office Edition
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Here’s Some Clips from “I Shoot My Girl”, Some Amateur Couple Sharing the Wealth
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Some Mariah Carey in Tights/Leggings or Whatever you want to call them….
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Some Scientist Analyzed Pictures of TIts and Determined that Posh has the Worst Ones, While Caprice Has the Best Ones
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Some Hot Chick in the Grocery Store Video
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Cris Angel Scares the Fuck Out of Carrot Tops Biceps
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Britney Daniel Topless in Threesome
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Anime Porn – Cuz You are a Loser Who Likes this Shit
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Some Slut Named Sandee Westgate Is Out Promoting Her Porn in a Bikini
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Some Funny Mini Skirt Prank
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Keira Knightley is into Domination in the Bedroom
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Rihanna Performs in Black Dominatrix Outfit
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The OJ Celebrity Phone Tap
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A Mug Shot Collection of Chicks With No Shirts On
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Dennis Rodman Gets Investigated for Slapping Some Girls Ass
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Some 106 Year Old Bowler – Owning Shit
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Some Older Hayden in a Bikini Showing Off Her Nasty Fat Ass
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Some Girl Pukes On Live TV – AMAZING but Has Made The Internet Rounds Already…
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More Danni Minogue Getting Wet Pictures
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Jessica Alba On Leno Lookin’ Good Even Though She Has Herpes
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Paris Hilton and Her Hard Nipples
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Kate Moss and Sienna Miller Get Into a Catfight at a Wedding
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Some Chick Gets Fucked By a Snake…SCARY
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Sienna Miller and Keira Knightley Go Lesbian for a Movie
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Joe Francis Launched a Website For You To Find Out How Awesome He Is
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Some Weird Anti-Drug Campaign….
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Some Chick Named Amber Tamblyn Looking Pale and Fat But You’d Still Fuck Her
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A Whole Lot of Naked For Peta Ads
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Watch Some Preview to Some Beyonce American Express Commercial Because Watching Previews to Commercials Doesn’t Seem Like the Dumbest Thing To You But She’s Showin Off Her Body…
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Some Weird Russian Statue’s Got a Pretty Small Dick
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Portia Di Rossi Plays a Lesbian in Nip Tuck and in Real Life…
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Girl Caught Masturbating Video
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Asian Dude Doing the MC Hammer Dance
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Some Girl Posing Naked With a Scary Fucking Face
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Some Hot Webcam Chicks
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Some Photobucket Album’s Got a Whole Lot of Nudity
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More from Her Album
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And More From Her Album….
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Another Photobucket Album With Some Tit
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Some Photobucket Girl Showing Off Her Big Cans and Her Va-Jay-Jay
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Compilation of Sluts Wearing Very Little Clothing
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Here’s an Ad With a Girls Ass in It, Because Sex Sells
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Amateurs and Lesbians Photobucket Pictures
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Oprah is Talking to Some Girl Born WIth Testes About Her Vajayjay..This is a Transgendered Girl I Want to Fuck…
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Some Skater Pushes Down a Cop
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Mena Suvari and Thora Birch Topless in American Beauty VIdeo Download
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Some Guy Gets a BJ in a Bathroom and is Caught By Hidden Security Camera…NSFW
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Some Crackhead Couple Fight it Out in Public
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Some Hot Cat Fight in the Parking Garage
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Some Japanese School Girls Got to the Doctor
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Rihanna Hate That I Love You Video
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Coconut in the Vagina Video
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A Whole Lot of Coco Pictures of Her TIts…
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VIP CAMS Scores a 79
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Use This Spray To Get Laid
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FInd Pussy in Your Hometown
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2007

24

Sep

I am – Hometown Hotties Finalist Nicki of the Day

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I am reviewing the Maxim Hometown Hotties for fun, there are 10 of them and this is number 6. Her name is Nicki, she’s from Kentucky, she likes country music and being in Maxim has always been her dream so she’s almost made it to where she wanted to be. If she was to win, I wonder where she’d go next since there’d be nothing to look forward to as she’d already achieved everything she ever wanted to….

I am not really into fake tits at all. I am not sure why. Maybe it is because they feel fucking weird or maybe it is because they look unnatural and I am more of a candid picture, amateur porn type of person and not too into the polished airbrushed or doctored fakes. So I look at fake tits and see a girl who is insecure about her body, who has a negative self image, who thinks tits get her ahead in life, and who probably only dates dudes with six packs, even if they are dumber than the implants she’s rockin in her tits.

However, I am also a dude and dudes like girls and dudes like tits and when looking at a chick, I’, happy to stare, especially if her body is as tight as Nicki’s. I am not too sure she has much of a chance in winning, because she’s up against a ten other half naked chicks, but I would totally watch her take a bath on webcam…because I know that if we met in person, she’d probably get security to kick me out of the bar, like the time I got aggressive with some dude when I was wasted and his girlfriend told the bouncer I punched her in the face, when all I really did was tell her that she had a dumpy ass and that was only because she told me I was a fat fuck….I said something along the lines of, if I got AIDS from fucking a slut like you, I’d lose the weight bitch, but no matter how many squats you do, you’ll still have a dumpy fucking ass. Genetics can suck sometimes…and I can be an asshole. I like to think that song party like a rockstar was written for me, even though I am usually drunk on cheap beer and not champagne like some aspiring actor I met last week….That shit was Gayer than Ellen…


Related:

Check Out Nicki’s Profile

Check Out The Maxim Hometown Hotties Contest

Previous Hometown Hottie stepREVIEWs:

ERIN
LETICIA
KENDA
JUDA
JAIME

Posted in:Hometown Hotties Contest|Maxim|Nicki|stepREVIEW|Unsorted

2007

24

Sep

I am – Nicole Richie’s Pregnant Bikini of the Day

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These have been out for a while. I saw them over the weekend. I thought that it was nice to see her taking a vacation from her life that is a vacation. I am not one to really talk. I may not have any money but I don’t have to get up to look at some asshole boss in the face everyday….and sometimes that’s more important than having money.

Either way, I like pregnant girls because girls generally won’t ever let me get them pregnant. That means I have never had sex with one, or had to deal with all their raging pregnancy emotions and hormonal imbalances. I am the kind of guy who girls end up banging out of confusion or depression and as their lives go on they realize that I am not worthy of dropping my seed in their womb. Even my wife told me that there was no way she would ever have my babies when we first hooked up and I thought it was the right thing to do since I was married and hated her.

Reality is that kids are kinda cool and would have distracted me from things I hated, until realizing that they were damn expensive to keep around and then I’d resent them for having to get a job that would make me face a boss everyday just to pay for their stupid designer clothes….So reality is that I may not have a legacy or a little fucker to pass all my wisdom onto, but at least I don’t have to work…

Point of all this is to say I could go off about how bitch looks like a rat-faced rodent of some sort and that she’s probably pregnant with 10 little babies in this litter, or I could go on to talk about how she’s so anorexic and now she’s not pregnant she just has a distended ethiopian stomach (it’s her heritage), I could go onto how the baby isn’t really a baby, it’s just where Good Charlotte hides their make-up and gay porn because they are fags and they don’t want that getting out…I could talk about how dumpy her ass is or how her milk filled tits are really luxurious but I am not going to do that because I would rather go out and get drunk. See ya.


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Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Nicole Richie|Pregnant|Tits|Unsorted

2007

24

Sep

I am – Nicole Richie's Pregnant Bikini of the Day

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These have been out for a while. I saw them over the weekend. I thought that it was nice to see her taking a vacation from her life that is a vacation. I am not one to really talk. I may not have any money but I don’t have to get up to look at some asshole boss in the face everyday….and sometimes that’s more important than having money.

Either way, I like pregnant girls because girls generally won’t ever let me get them pregnant. That means I have never had sex with one, or had to deal with all their raging pregnancy emotions and hormonal imbalances. I am the kind of guy who girls end up banging out of confusion or depression and as their lives go on they realize that I am not worthy of dropping my seed in their womb. Even my wife told me that there was no way she would ever have my babies when we first hooked up and I thought it was the right thing to do since I was married and hated her.

Reality is that kids are kinda cool and would have distracted me from things I hated, until realizing that they were damn expensive to keep around and then I’d resent them for having to get a job that would make me face a boss everyday just to pay for their stupid designer clothes….So reality is that I may not have a legacy or a little fucker to pass all my wisdom onto, but at least I don’t have to work…

Point of all this is to say I could go off about how bitch looks like a rat-faced rodent of some sort and that she’s probably pregnant with 10 little babies in this litter, or I could go on to talk about how she’s so anorexic and now she’s not pregnant she just has a distended ethiopian stomach (it’s her heritage), I could go onto how the baby isn’t really a baby, it’s just where Good Charlotte hides their make-up and gay porn because they are fags and they don’t want that getting out…I could talk about how dumpy her ass is or how her milk filled tits are really luxurious but I am not going to do that because I would rather go out and get drunk. See ya.


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Nicole Richie Leaves Town of the Day
Nicole Richie’s Pregnant Titties
Nicole Richie’s See Through Maternity Slutwear
Nicole Richie is Pregant!!!!

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Nicole Richie|Pregnant|Tits|Unsorted

2007

24

Sep

I am – Miley Cyrus is Pregnant of the Day

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So a little life lesson for all you teenagers or parents of teenagers out there is that if you or your daughter dresses like this in public it’s just a matter of time before you’ll be driving her to the STD clinic and the Abortion Clinic because no matter what people say, suggestive clothing breeds slutty girls and more and more girls are dressing sluttier and sluttier every year, which is good on the eyes but also good for Abortion Clinic doctors and Birth Control Pill Manufacturers….

Miley Cyrus is reportedly knocked up and keeping the baby, she is 15 years old and although 15 year old pregnant chicks is a scary fucking thought, I don’t think that it’s trashy. When I was 15, I was fucking without condoms on or birth control pills. Shit just felt good and I was too excited to bust not to bother thinking of the consequences. Reality is that I couldn’t really have ever knocked up the women I was involved with though, because they hadn’t gotten their periods yet or they were already too old to get pregnant. I kinda like rollin’ on both ends of the spectrum….

Either way, like a good Christian country girl, she is going to keep it and I say that if God made her fertile enough to get pregnant in the first place, then she’s obviously got no choice in the matter. I was sitting on a park bench the other day and I saw a group of 15 year old girls playing with a ball. I thought to myself for a split second that these girls have gone through the bulk of puberty. There bodies won’t be changing all that much more, they have their tits, they have their hips, they have their periods, but they still like playing with balls in the park….meaning sometimes your body moves a little quicker than your brain does, let’s just call this one of those moments…because having a baby is going to suck for her. I can safely say that Billy Ray and his Achy Breaky Heart will be the acting parent in the situation.


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Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Pregnant|School Girl Outfit|Slut|Underage|Unsorted