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2006

19

Jan

Poodle Girl of the Day

This is my chance to say some kind of bitch joke, cuz this slag’s dressed like a poodle. Get it? Yeah, I figured you’d find that funny you useless twat, you like it when I come in on the obvious front don’t you, easier to understand. I found these pics in some hot girl’s myspace. I saved the pics and didn’t save her profile so I guess I’ll never get her on all fours eating dog food out of a bowl on the floor at my house. By house I mean shanty, and not the Shanti a friend of mine just fucked. I’m talking dirty little cabin made out of mud and straw motherfucker.

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2006

19

Jan

Ryan Seacrest Trying to Fool Us

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Ryan Seacrest is a total cunt. Just because he’s with a bitch, doesn’t mean he is into them. He’s a total poofter and this has been Ryan Seacrest Pretending he’s not gay, Picture of the Day. Even if this motherfucker had a sex tape come out where he’s fuckin 8 chicks, everyone would know it’s a cover-up. You’re not foolin any of us. Jesus Martinez – OUT – fucker.

2006

19

Jan

Lauren Pope Plastic Tits

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I would like to take a second to laugh at plastic surgery. This bitch was a Page 3 model in the UK, I’m guessin’ a while ago, and was known for having the smallest Page 3 titties ever. I guess that title got her a little insecure about her rack and next thing I know she’s at the premiere of Get Rich or Die Trying (on of America’s proudest moment’s in Film History), in nothing but a bra.
I guess the lacey thing makes it an official shirt, either wzay her tits and face look all plastic. I’m sure she got this done a long time ago – I just thinks it’s nice to compare her new pics with the old ones. Yeah – I am not feeling funny today.

See her before pics here

Posted in:Body|fake boobs|Lauren Pope|Tits|Unsorted

2006

19

Jan

Junior Mafia of the Day

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Why are Italian kids so fuckin’ lame. I am not even gonna get into this. This pic was submitted by some guy who found this hysterical. I figured I would post it. I am not gonna write about how these 15 year old WOPs are trying to be all Mafia. I guess that’s what the culture is based on, Mafia and gnocchi and expensive suits. Point of the story is their hair.

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2006

19

Jan

eBay Item of the Day

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Some dude is trying to auction off a chip that looks like a pussy. I have seen many pussies in my life, I’m talking big ones and little ones, tight ones and floppy ones, meaty ones and coinslotted ones, hairy ones and shaved ones, diseased ones and clean ones. I am not sure what’s vaginal about this, other than the fact that it is a little floral. I wasn’t trying to brag about the amount of pussy I’ve actually had because my penis doesn’t actually work, so don’t think I’m like that, I am just friendly with prostitutes who feel obligated to show me the cooch dance after I hook them up with meth. Bid on this auction, if you are a total poofter. If you want something vaginal buy a fuckin fleshlight.

Potato Chip looks like spread vagina lips *Must See*

MmMmmmm….Good Enough to eat! This is a rarity ladies and gentlemen. Everyone has penis shaped items but how often do you find something that looks like this rare potato chip. Bid now before it’s to late!

See the Auction Here (via Ben)

Posted in:chip|ebay|Pussy|stuff|Unsorted

2006

18

Jan

Creepy Sex Doll Pics of the Day

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I was inspired by my Beckham is a sex doll post, so I went on a quest to find a man and his doll in romantic love affair. This is what I came up with. I think the pictures speak for themself, dude’s in love with his doll, an unhealthy obsession but he’s got a beard and that in itself is creepy. I would say that I hope this guy is none of your dad’s but a man who loves a doll probably has very little real vagina, so little that knockin a bitch up isn’t an issue, either is STDs. If we’re lucky, this motherfucker is your teacher, or neighbor or manager at Best Buy. Because that would make this post funny.

2006

18

Jan

Victoria Beckham is a Real Doll

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These pictures of Posh spice on the Runway for some Cavalli trashy bullshit fashion show are reminiscent of the time I dated a Real Doll. The only difference is that Posh spice knows how to walk, talk, make babies and do mass amounts of cocaine off her husband/soccer player’s abs. Either way, I wasn’t really in a love affair with a real doll, I could never afford that shit, and I wouldn’t get all freaky like showering the doll and taking the doll out on walks and fuckin’ dressing the doll up and sleeping with the doll because that represents some serious psychological issues. I would probably just get addiced to the pussy and I’d never leave my house, because it would be embarssing walking around with a real doll attached to your dick. That’s the kinda shit that gets you arrested.

Posted in:posh|Posh Spice|Sexy|Unsorted|Victoria Beckham

2006

18

Jan

Kirsten Dunst Goes Shopping

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I don’t really get off to watching nasty celebrities do their grocery shopping…I do get off to watching them eat, but that’s only because I have a food fetish. I like food and that is why I am fat. Apparantly Kirsten Dunst likes food too, but she’s just one of those slim-fat bitches, the kind that looks skinny, but the second her clothes are off – she’s all droppin all over the place. The only reason I know this is because she has big tits, real skinny don’t have big tits. It’s nice to see that celebrities have the luxury of actually going grocery shopping, I am forced to eat cans of creamed corn that I stole from the canning factory I used to work at, before the cunts fired me. This is unemployed Jesus, and I like to drink.

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2006

18

Jan

T-Shirt of the Day

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I like a lot of different t-shirts, from art t-shirts, to trailer trash t-shirts, to band t-shirts. I don’t like ironic t-shirts, or shirts that say Mexcellent on them. I don’t like bitches who wear t-shirts that say “Cutie”, or “My Boyfriend’s Out of Town”. I do like Lynyrd Skynrd and by making this the t-shirt of the day, I am not saying this is fashion forward or that we are creating trends, I am saying they are a good band, and bitches love guys in Skynrd tees, especially if they smell musky from working on the trans am all day you fucking twat.

If you want this shirt – buy it or somethin’

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2006

18

Jan

Women Wrestling Pics

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Festishes always make me laugh, especially when they take over a person’s life and everything they do revolves around that fetish. Last night I went to a strip club and chatted up the door check chick. She was from Orlando and moved up here for her boyfriend who she met on Halloween 4 years ago and married on halloween 2 years ago, and loves halloween. I guess having a thing for halloween isn’t really a fetish – it makes you a goth but either way her life revolves around Halloween like this mother fucker’s life revolves around bitches wrestling. The last time I saw two women wrestling, I was walking by a park and two inuit prostitutes were fighting over a 40 oz of malt liquor. I’m talkin serious fighting like gauging each others eyes and shit. I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t hard.

See 11 pages of Women Wrestling Pics Here

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