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2019

17

Jan

Delilah Belle Hamlin Bikini of the Day

Lisa Rina, a vapid Soap Opera star who you know when to LA, if she wasn’t from LA, to get famous however the fuck she could with the limited talent she had….which in the 1960s when I assume she came up involved being sexualized by the patriarchy that ran hollywood before they threw her into daytime TV thanks to her tits…

Has done a brilliant job raising her daughter to fit in with the times…half naked on social media…because it does good for everyone’s ego….

Her name Delilah Belle …. in a bikini.

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2019

16

Jan

Rumer Willis Workout Erotica of the Day

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As much as I hate on the face injections, it does do wonders for ugly girls, because I remember watching Rumer Willis, who I deemed hopeless thanks to her genetics, I think people generally referred to her as a Potato head and she has managed to somehow become hotter than ever as she ages and puts more money into herself, which isn’t that shocking, Demi Moore was known for all her plastic surgery, in a follow your mom’s lead, plus you barely have anything else to do in a given day, why not spend you trust fund on trainers and face injections…in the end it will at least give you a new facade, a renovation when neeeded isn’t a bat thing….and this is a renovated Rumer….producing smut for the social media like all the Willis’ seem to do.

Here she is dancing in a bra

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2019

16

Jan

Faith Schroder Slutty in Tulum of the Day

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Faith Schroder is one of Silver Spoon Ricky Schroders Daughter…but I don’t need to tell you that, you can obviously tell that she’s his daughter based on her face, I mean if you look past the fact that she’s terribly rebuilt, or jacked up her face, thanks to face injections all the young people are doing because for some reason they think it’s hot, or it is socially acceptable, no longer something you secretly do to amplify your face, but instead something girls do like they’d go to tanning salons back in the day, you know a silly trend…that has terrible consequences….and that I can only hope causes terrible cancers….I want face injections to be the new cigarette…the thing that in 50 years everyone realizes they fucked themselves so hard with and have to get their noses amputated…hard to be hot when you don’t have a nose…right….

Point being…every young girl is saving her allowance / sex worker money and doing this for instagram and it’s fucking weird…not the naked on instagram thing…sure do it…but the jacked up face injections at 20 years old…totally unnecessary…when they are theoretically at their hottest…how this ends, no one knows but hopefully it’s bad…because I don’t find any of this hot…to clarify….I don’t find the face injections hot…the need to be half naked, ass out in slutty dick sucking poses for social media..that shit is totally hot. Sign me up. I’m into it.

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2019

16

Jan

Bella Hadid Tits Out for Love Magazine

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Bella Hadid is a fucking man.

Sure she’s skinny from an eating disorder and has tits from a surgeon her rich dad hired cuz he didn’t like having an ugly daughter…and sure she’s a scam on all levels…from her career, her social media presence, her celebrity, or socialite status. and her looks….hype generated by simple marketing that idiots buy into….but as far as I’m concerned there is no way that she is not a man….and a scam…a scam of a man…

I feel that any dude who finds her hot, even with her big fake Arab rich kid who is riding off a lie that her family bought tit….is a fucking closet case queer. It’s a fact…I’ve done extensive research….via google….

I find anyone working with her as a model is just an idiot who don’t have a brain and buys whatever they are sold…which as it turns out…is pretty fucking weird looking….

They took an ugly girl, and made her come across as a hot look, and people bought all cuz of her name, her fan base…it’s a crazy fucking world that for some reason has not imploded….which I don’t understand…but it hasn’t imploded.

Here is her mom Yolanda Hadid also being slutty

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2019

16

Jan

Madison Beer Got Her Tits Out of the Day

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Oh Shit….look at Madison Beer’s face….if you can move your eyes away from her big Youtube Tits…that got her famous at a young age on Youtube because the world is filled with fucking pedo perverts who troll social media for young girls who are sexualized by their parents to get famous…

That is a face injected face, but then again, who has a face that isn’t face injected these days…it’s ridiculous…clownlike…are we living in a fucking circus…is this a horror movie…all these girls who think they are doing themselves a favor just looking more like a low grade stripper, sex worker, or sex doll…is that a real look? I thought was just something we jerk off to cuz pretty girls aren’t the kind of girls who let us watch them fuck… The world is fucking nuts.

More of her tits in a crop top

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2019

16

Jan

Behati Prinsloo Slutty for Marie Claire of the Day

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Years ago, before Behati and her silly name left Victoria’s Secret to breed with Adam Levine, the worst fucking celebrity of all the celebrities she could have ended up with, but the annoying and eager celebrity who affiliated with Victoria’s Secret and all their marketing, in efforts to get close to their underwear models they cast for people like him to not waste their time as they are busy to cast for themselves….

Years ago, I said that she’s got serious fucking wrinkles…you know wrinkles you’d think the team at Victoria’s Secret would photoshop out while erasing her razor burn twat, her vagina-definition, and her nipples…but I guess they want their half naked models looking more refined in a who fucking cares about any wrinkle beyond the ones she’s got in her panties…..this was years ago and I could probably pull up the post, but why bother….when you can look at these pics of her that are almost terrifying thanks to all the face injections she’s clearly got…

Looking like a fucking muppet….a half naked mom of two with the worst fucking celebrity of all the celebrities muppet…but at least she’s cashed in a lives the good life…far better than those days of being raised in NAMBIA…which is apparently where she’s from….look at her now…LA trophy wife dreams…

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2019

16

Jan

Beatrice Bouchard New TIts of the Day

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Beatrice Bouchard and her new tits are in Miami….

You probably don’t know who Beatrice Bouchard is and you likely don’t care and I probably shouldn’t be bothering posting her tits in a bikini in Miami on the site…because she isn’t famous, or a public figure, and is local and probably is less than 6 degrees of separation from me…capable of hunting me down with her team of chiseled influencer boyfriends from instagram….to either run me over in their rich kid cars…or call their lawyers and fight like the emasculated male fights…

I do find it funny that her sister (twin sister) is a top tennis star, a local hero, rich in and of herself, even though she started out rich thanks to her dad…it’s tennis, not a poor man’s sport….while this one is a party girl doing instagram deals with whoever pays her….like all the kids are doing….and bikinis at all levels of fame help them matter…

I do not know if the tits are implants, or investment into her instagram career…she’s young and all the young girls are getting plastic surgery….I do know that they are tits and that is what matters for the sake of this post.

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2019

15

Jan

Ashley Graham Big Fat Ass of the Day

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I think Ashley Graham makes a lot of fucking money for being fat, which in a way is fat shaming in and of itself, they pretend it is empowering, but there is no way that it’s not some freakshow admission fee shit….

I do not believe anyone but black guys who like big white women, and who think all white girls look the same, and the bigger the ass the better, mainly cuz the white girl is so eager to get a dick in her, excited to be in her and big enough to feel in her massive asshole banged out by all the eating she’s done to get fat….

I do not think normal men find fat chicks hot, unless they are perverts, or it reminds them of their moms, which I guess makes them perverts…it’s a fetish….or maybe the fatification of America, makes her a hotter version of their fat wives, cuz this fat slob can actually get out of her own wheel chair without her legs breaking under the force…or maybe she can wipe her own ass…or afford t pay someone to wipe her own ass…the PRIME version of what you see buying junk food at Walmart…living that famous dream…

I think maybe girls give into Ashley Graham and her hype because they believe she’s hot, cuz she looks like a man and they are hetero..or they are drawn to the lie she tells them about being happy to be fat that I don’t fucking believe…no fat person is happy…otherwise they wouldn’t be fat…

I do think her fame is irresponsible. We should be making idols out of people to look up to, people to aspire to be like, people who better us…not people who say it’s ok to be you…when you are not ok…you’re shit, do better….

All fat empowerment does is say “bitch eat what you want, die premature, it’s cool”…and in Ashley Graham’s case it is cool ,she’s had too much hype and attention and her impending Type 2 Diabetes ads don’t excite me….it’s some negative shit that shouldn’t happen….sure don’t kill yourself cuz you’re fat, even though you’re being judged for being fat, don’t let it stop you from things like going to the gym to get fit…that’s the takeaway here, that’s all the fat empowering you need…don’t feel too fat to go to the fucking gym….so let that inspire you fat ass…while looking at this fat ass…the before picture you gotta put up on your damn fridge….

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2019

15

Jan

Ciara Instathot Bikini of the Day

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Ciara is doing her “Pee on me R-Kelly” post, you know staying relevant in a life after Diddy, because they are broken up, and she has likely been peed on by him trying to adapt to the R-Kelly demands….Diddy, notorious wavejacker, who attaches himself to more talented and important people than him, couldn’t let R be the only one peeing on younger women….enter Ciara…who stuck it out all these years, has recently removed her R.Kelly song, like some bullshit, since he peed on a 15 year old in 2002…and we all knew…but is the knee jerk reaction you expect from Hollywood…those flimsy fucks…

Oh shit…

Diddy’s girlfriend was Cassie…that doesn’t mean Ciara wasn’t peed on by someone…like her baby daddy FUTURE….or even R.Kelly….despite playing the whole born again version shit…because clearly she’s in “get peed on position”…I’ve seen enough golden shower porn to know what’s up, I’ve clearly not followed enough Shade Room or World Star to know who fucks who in hip hop…but I did get some of the letters right which is pretty impressive to me….I’m so detached from this shit…I’m just here for the bikini pics.

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2019

15

Jan

Jessica Lowndes Big Tits of the Day

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Jessica Lowndes who isn’t famous – but is more famous than you….which isn’t saying much, but you’ve been trying with all your selfies and MEMES on facebook, I mean I’ve been reading your status updates and if you’re not trying to be the funny guy in your friend group, I don’t know what else you’d be doing, or how you can justify that kind of behavior other than attention seeking. I blame a lack of breast feeding…

Lowndes, who hasn’t acted since 90210….a Canadian who was once on Degrassi and made the move to the USA to steal your jobs with Nina Dobrev…has managed to stack up some fake tits and now trying to be an influencer as all the sluts, and apparently you…and your memes and status updates prove….

She’s got big fake tits and if you’re going to be a half rate celebrity….have big fake tits.

The most interesting thing about her is that her dad ran across Canada as a teen, from one Igloo to the fucking Rest….

The rumor is she is also Nelly Furtado’s sister…those Eskimos are crazy….while I think she may be Nelly Furtado as I’ve never seen them in the same room….

Canada…drunk on maple syrup shit.

Here is some foot fetish shit

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