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2009

17

Jun

Tori Spelling Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I didn’t expect the pictures of Tori Spelling in a bikini to be all that hot, I mean she is a Jewish girl afterall, and Jewish girls tend to have wonky heads, probably because of generations of inbreeding, unfortunately for Tori, she’s also got pretty wonky fuckin’ tits, probably because of a early 90s boob job her dad got her for her 16th birthday because she was born and raised in LA the pressure of being beautiful that was put on her by her trashy, superficial mother, when she wasn’t too busy drunk, medicated or fuckin the pool boy, made her feel like it was the only way, to counter balance her weird Jew face they couldn’t do much about, since face transplants weren’t technologically developed at the time, but the good news is that she’s rich. The other good news is that she’s not fat. So at least she’s got something goin’ for her….

Posted in:Bikini|Implants|Skinny|Tits|Tori Spelling

2009

17

Jun

Some More Katie Price Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Since seeing these pictures of Katie Price in a bikini in Ibiza, I’ve decided that I want to move in on her and be her new husband who doesn’t fuck her, not because I wouldn’t want to fuck her dirty AIDS pussy, you know I’m talkin’ straight from an African village pussy, but I figure she won’t want to fuck me, you know, since I’m disgusting, even though I’m quite charming in the way I write on the internet, I know this will be the kind of push I need to get the media coverage I really deserve and need to pump into my site. That’s why, I’ve spent the last 24 hours, dancing on my table while throwing napkins and poppin’/pumpin bottles over my head in a bootleg Ed Hardy shirt while listening to David Guetta, whoever the fuck that is, so be warned Jordan, soon I’ll be the nude guy in the pictures with you only I’ll be coming for you in them and not talking on my mobile phone while showin of my gay ankle tatoo.

Posted in:Bikini|Implants|Jordan|Katie Price|Tits

2009

11

May

Audrina’s Fake Titties in a White Dress of the Day

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Audrina may be useless, but her tits aren’t. Here are some pictures of them holding up a dress for Mother’s Day and her birthday. I wonder what else they can do. I am thinking act as a pretty good punching bag that I’d like to take out all my rage on, hopefully leaving her passed out in the gutter, naked and crying, or maybe as a nice landing pad for my cum after I’m done hate fucking her. I know I have nothing really interesting to say about her, but that’s because there’s nothing interesting about her and all I’m left with is frustration about why I’m not Audrina Patridge and no matter how long I close my eyes wishing that I was, I always see the same disgusting reflection in the mirror. So if anything, maybe Audrina isn’t useless, because she’s succeeded at making me hate myself more than I already do. Happy Fucking Birthday, Cunt.

Here is the video of her and her fake tits…..

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Fake Tits|Implants

2009

17

Apr

Shauna Sand and Her Stupid Tits of the Day

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Shauna Sand did what she does proper and that’s dress like a whore, only she made it a little more interesting by doing it in lingerie and pretty much fully exposing her disgusting fake breasts, an outfit you’d expect to see on stage at a strip club, but she’s managed to bring out to everyday life, without getting arrested for indecency, proving that not only is she a whore, but she’s also a trendsetter, style icon and will go down in history for her taste in clothes. I am talking some Jackie O shit, but instead of being a first lady, this bitch is a whore. I love it and it feels like home. Speaking of home, I need to go get drunk now because it is the only time I feel normal…like Shauna Sand needs her plastic shoes, I need my booze.

Posted in:cleavage|Implants|Shauna Sand|Stripper|Whore

2009

27

Mar

Pam Anderson’s Stupid Tits Go Shoppin’ for the Positive Post of the Day

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So I’m trying to inject the site with a little positivity….and this is what I came up with….

Pam Anderson you look maternal. Not because you’ve got big enough to feed a third world country, because we all know that shit isn’t filled with milk, but with plastic, like some kind of science project for you kid’s science fair that will come in first fucking place, if you don’t mind just pullin them out of your top a little more for the judges, which you don’t.

You look like a good mother because you go grocery shopping, while other girls in your situation would just pass out all fucked up at 7 in the morning after an all night bender, forgetting where your kids are, but assuming the 24 hour nanny you hired, has everything under control.

For that, I celebrate you.

I don’t know if that was positive or not, I am still learning….

Posted in:Implants|old|Pam Anderson|Tits

2009

09

Mar

Pam Anderson’s Tit Falls Out on the Runway of the Day

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Pamela Anderson was using her celebrity for Vivienne Westwood’s fashion show as one of the models. Sure, Pam Anderson’s got no real business being a model since she’s old, thick and washed the fuck up, but Vivienne Westwood launched her career making clothes for the Sex Pistols, who like Pam Anderson, were their fair share battered, so maybe this is just some kind of tribute.

I am happy she brought out her big fake tits, and her nipple that looks like it’s hanging on for its fucking life after being removed and reapplied on so many fucking times throughout its life, that it doesn’t look like it used to, maybe because of the scaring or lack of blood supply or possibly because its not actually her nipple anymore but some kind of suction-cup prostethic she’s taped the fuck on and none of that matters, because I’d rather see Pam Anderson’s shitty tits on the runway, than some skinny, awkward, tall, freakish 14 year old immigrant monster and here are the pics.

Posted in:Implants|Nipple|Pam Anderson|Tit|Titslip|Vivienne Westwood

2008

20

Nov

Aly Michalka Looks Like a Fake Titty Gameshow Prop of the Day

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Here is one half of the Disney Sisters you may or may not have wanted to fuck when they were on Disney or when they followed up their Disney stint with a couple of albums you may or may not have heard, fallin in love with, and played to yourself everynight on your ipod while falling asleep dreaming about the day you will one day be together.

She looks like a fake titty gameshow girl from the 70s, the kind would you’d see on Price is Right acting all inappropriate with a new fridge, or ice skates or dining room set, or even with a NEW CAR like the cheap slut that she is, before going back stage and letting Bob Barker eat her asshole. You know the what I’m talking about….

And I guess there’s nothing wrong with that, or the fact that she got herself a set of fake tits….because everyone’s allowed to spend their money trying to better themselves, even if breast implants are the worst fucking thing ever, not only do they look like shit, but they also come with shitty quality girls with shitty attitudes and it annoys me…

Posted in:Aly Michalka|cleavage|Implants

2008

23

Oct

Tara Reid’s Hard Nipple Looks Better in Clothes of the Day

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Tara Reid has taught me so much out of life. First,i there’s no reason to not treat everyday like it’s a fucking party if you have made stupid money in stupid movies and you don’t really need to work the 9-5 grind like an asshole and instead can spend your life drinking and tanning around the world in a bikini. Second, that if you lose a bet that requires you to get plastic surgery on the dancefloor by some contraband plastic surgeon in a third world country, take the high road and don’t go through with the shit, because your nipples and stomach will suffer. Third, if you are engaged to an MTV VJ who has dreams of having his own talkshow that no one watches, escape when you ca and today she teaches us that wearing a shirt makes you look a fuck of a lot better than wearing a bikini, because your hard nipples aim in the right place and we don’t have to get distracted by the mess of scars we can’t avoid when you are half naked. So I guess she’s not a useless party slut after all, but instead a philosopher changing the way we think at least changing the way we think about her, because these hard nipple pics save those bikini pics….

Posted in:Hard Nipple|Implants|Tara Reid

2008

25

Apr

Jodie Marsh’s Stupid Tits Partying of the Day

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Party sluts are the new porn sluts because they dress the same and fuck in exchange for free booze instead of money and they don’t usually do it on camera unless the dude who is feeding the party slut booze is smart enough, which he usually isn’t because being the dude who feeds girls booze out of his overpriced bottle, is usually a prime example of how retarded he is……

It’s like every club’s got half naked girls bottle whoring themselves onto cunt’s in Ed Hardy T-shirts who have bottle’s of Goose, despite mixing that shit down with cranberry juice because they don’t like the burn of alcohol and could be mixing rubbing alcohol in the shit because it’s a lot cheaper, but that doesn’t have the same effect on people or impress girls as much as a 300 dollar bottle to go with their 100 dollar t-shirt that probably cost 2 dollars to make in some third world country, and a pair of 300 dollar jeans that make their asses look appealing to sluts who just want to get a free drink because they want to save their slut money to buy themselves something special like a new bra or sheer panties to flash at unsuspecting assholes who are trying to look like they are ballin’ when in reality work a normal 9-5 and are just what you call a 9-5 Millionaire, or someone with no money, just a line of credit because he’s held his job at the call center long enough to be considered a low risk.

It’s all overcompensation bullshit but not as overcompensating as Jodie Marsh’s retarded tits.

Posted in:Implants|Jodie Marsh

2008

25

Feb

Linda Hogan Bikini Pictures of the Day

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In a poor trashy family, when the daughter turns 18 and decides to follow their mom’s footsteps into a lifelong career of stripping, she gets the mother’s implant hand me downs when the mom decides it’s time to upgrade because the only way she’ll land a lap dance is if she has cartoon like tits.

In a rich trashy family, they just get the daughter a set of implants for her 16th birthday because having a flat chested daughter would make people question how real her mom’s tits were, and no one wants to be outted as the middle aged woman with fake tits in the neighborhood, it’s better to keep people wondering….That is until you go out in a bikini and prove to the world that the only thing faker than these tits are your hair and maybe your divorce since it’s a good way to take attention away from your car racing son and his crippling driving skills.

I was always a fan of hand me downs when I was a kid and was forced to wear my foster sister’s jogging pants. I never really complained, sure the pink pants didn’t make me many friends, but I could still get off to the period stain she left behind and at the time that was better than jerking off to National Geographic or Three’s Company. I guess I’ve just always had a thing for fertility….a Fertility that Linda Hogan hasn’t seen in quite a few years, sure she may look good enough to fuck because washed up strippers turn me on, but I know that the steroids have left her barren and there’s nothing hot about pre-mature menopause, except for the whole not being able to get pregnant part and not getting sentenced to the bitch for life, or until the kid dies of a birth defect caused by my broken down sperm that’s seen it’s fair share of toxins and now is seeing the world in human form, makes for a good time.

Posted in:Bikini|Implants|Linda Hogan|Tits