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2010

15

Apr

Amanda Seyfried Sex Scene in Chloe of the Day

I saw this movie Chloe the other day on cheap night because my pervert friend wanted to see Amanda Seyfried naked and that perverted friend was me. She’s hot and after seeing this, I may be in love with her or at least with her tits, which is saying a lot, because I fucking hate all celebrities.

I like that she’s smart with her career because she takes the money from the fluffy bullshit roles that normaly kill careers when they replace you with another fluffy bullshit actor, but still gets naked in other roles, keeping her shit nice a diverse.

I also like that Lohan hates her because Lohan knows she’s a threat and because she doesn’t answer Lohan’s calls, cuz despite being on Mean Girls together, she knew Lohan had shit on her…

Here are some of the Chloe scenes I loved her tits in….

Here is the Julianne Moore lesbian scene….

Part 2….

Here are some other nude scenes…..

Here is a sex scene with some dude….

Here’s some Julianne Moore tit in a shower scene….

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried|Chloe|Nude|Sex Scene

2010

15

Apr

Catherine Zeta Jones Nude in Allure of the Day

I was talking to someone yesterday who was telling me that Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas have a house 45 minutes away from my house. I don’t know when they come into town, I’m thinking probably never, because celebrities have property everywhere, but if I ever find out, I expect to get arrested trying to get a similar view as these pictures offer, only I expect my view to me a lot more raw with a lot more post pregnancy labia, a lot less hair, make-up and good lighting, because I like my peeping to be as authentic as possible, without all the smoke and mirrors these magazines pollute us with and I figure I deserve it especially since I’m throwing in the towel on my freedom cuz I will be getting arrested when I get caught trying to pull this off, so I might as well make the shit worth it and the nice thing about getting arrested is that I won’t have to share a bed with my shitty wife anymore….not that I would ever bother trying to peep on Catherine Zeta Jones, she’s a little too old and boring for me, but it was a nice fantasy for a minute, but I think the only hot thing about it was getting taken away from my wife finally….

Here are some Catherine Zeta Jones nude for Allure pics….

Posted in:Allure|Catherine Zeta-Jones|Nude

2010

13

Apr

Emanuelle Chriqui and Other Bitches Nude in Allure of the Day

Here’s another example of mainstream “Fashion” magazines bringing out the nudity because they trick bitches into thinking that it’s for art and fashion and not for idiots to jerk off to. They don’t get flagged as a NSFW site, or get blocked in schools, universities, offices and other places sites like mine are banned and they don’t lose any advertisers, cuz they spin the shit as classy and I call the whole thing bullshit…

The pictures are boring and include Kara DioGuardi naked and boring from American idol and other cunts who are barely relevant got naked for the shoot. The only picture that a 13 year old could probably still get off to is of Emanuelle Chriqui naked and standing , some Morrocan Canadian who left the family business of being the slimey, scamming, loud, tacky fucking scum Morrocan…not that that’s a job…but when you’re Morrocan and in public you sure as hell think it is….

The other bitches are Regina Hall naked and boring , Colbie Caillat naked and boring , and Jessica Capshaw naked and boring.

Posted in:Allure|Emanuelle Chriqui|Kara Dioguardi|Nude

2010

07

Apr

Tess Taylor Naked Pictures of the Day

I am hooked on this Tess Taylor bitch. I don’t know what hormones are in the food she’s been eating…but her tits are real and outrageous.

She’s on some Chelsea Handler produced E! show with her hot sisters, one who is underage and the other who was involved in and arrested for all the celebrity break-ins that went down last year……

I don’t really get the concept of the shit, I haven’t watched the shit and really I don’t care about the shit, or anything these bitches have to say, I am sure they are annoying, I know I would hate them, I can tell they are serious trashcans, I just know that in their quest to fame, this sister decided to become a Cybergirl for Playboy and I am addicted to her body and have had some very intimate moments with the shit the last 2 days before I figured I’d share with you….

She also has a ModelMayhem profile, but who really cares about that….other than people willing to give her “Paid Jobs”

Here are her stats…

Name: Tess Taylor Arlington
Bust: 32DD
Waist: 25
Hips: 32
Height: 5’6″
Weight: 110 lbs
Hometown: Malibu, CA
Date of birth: February 11, 1990
About me: “Whether it be acting, dancing or teaching people to connect with their mind, body and self, I want people to smile”

You can probably find more of her online….and let’s just hope more girls trying to make it follow her lead and get naked…and start it off by sending them to me….

Posted in:Natural Tits|Nude|Tess Taylor|Tess Taylor Arlington

2010

22

Mar

Kate Moss Nude for Vogue Homme of the Day

The Fashion World has pulled through again…sure she’s older now and seeing her naked may not be exciting to all of you, but I’m a huge fan of this girl and the bush she uses to cover up the scabs her pussy has been stuck with thanks to dirty unprotected sex with a variety of rockstars and celebrities….and I wouldn’t let that shit stop me for a fucking second…her potential high risk for being HIV positive really wouldn’t get in the way of burrying myself inside her like an old tampon she forgot about during one of her drug binges where she didn’t shower for a week or remember that she was a mother…thank god for the hired help…if you know what I mean…

Either way, here she is naked and I love when fashion does “artistic” nudes…because “artistic nudes” are still fucking nudes….

Posted in:Beach|Kate Moss|Nude|Vogue Homme

2010

26

Feb

Some UFC Fighter Working Out Nude Viral Video of the Day

His name is Chuck Liddell, he is some UFC fighter and here he is working out with his wife naked, and the only thing I found interesting about the whole thing is that he actually has a wife.
Chuck Liddell, Nude, Workout
Some UFC Fighter Working Out Nude Viral Video of the Day

His name is Chuck Liddell, he is some UFC fighter and here he is working out with his wife naked, and the only thing I found interesting about the whole thing is that he actually has a wife.

I know the whole UFC thing is pretty fucking cheesy and the people involved are alpha males who like to kill and conquer with their bare hands, on some primal shit, but at the same time like wrestling and choking out their half naked homies and I am convinced that this is gay porn for straight guy who doesn’t know he’s a homo.

Either way, here’s the video of him and his wife in a naked workout that I can only assume is released as some publicity stunt…they are saying for Reebok, which gives me hope corproate brands realize that nakedness on the net gets views….
I know the whole UFC thing is pretty fucking cheesy and the people involved are alpha males who like to kill and conquer with their bare hands, on some primal shit, but at the same time like wrestling and choking out their half naked homies and I am convinced that this is gay porn for straight guy who doesn’t know he’s a homo.

Either way, here’s the video of him and his wife in a naked workout that I can only assume is released as some publicity stunt…they are saying for Reebok, which gives me hope corproate brands realize that nakedness on the net gets views….

Posted in:Chuck Liddell|Nude|Workout

2010

02

Feb

Employee at an Investment Firm Likes Miranda Kerr in GQ of the Day

This is a funny video of some boring interview on the news made good by the employee in the backgound checking out pictures of Miranda Kerr from her GQ shoot, while some other employee was doing an on-air interview, proving that people who work in offices hate their fucking lives look at pictures of half naked chicks as often as they can to distract them from the hell that they are living instead of actually doin’ the boring fucking work they are paid to do…

Posted in:Broadcast|Employee|Live|Miranda Kerr|Nude

2009

25

Nov

Tai Babilonia Would Rather Skate Naked Than Wear Fur of the Day

I guess Peta is running out of people to photograph who would rather go naked than wear fur…because based on these pictures of some ex-Olympic skater, who based on her face has turned into a crackwhore, because I guess figure skating isn’t that lucrative of a career with a solid pension plan, but unlike the crackwhores I know, she’s wearing a nude colored leotard and last time I checked, that’s not going nude to protest fur, you scam artist. In Peta’s defence, maybe her pussy’s turned just as rank like the rest of her and they had to cover it up due to health regulations on the working condition on photoshoots cuz she’s a risk….but then again, I know nothing….I just know I’m not feeling this campaign one bit….if anything it scares me….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Nude|PETA|Tai Babilonia

2009

24

Nov

Retired Supermodels Nude for i-D of the Day

Claudia Schiffer, Eva Herzigova and Helena Christensen are retired supermodels bringing their hot older bodies out of motherhood, to show the world why they were models in the first place and that when once a model always a model because models never die and good genes last forever or some other comic book mantra you’d be better off writing for me, since I don’t do comics.

They look good, but the pics are a little boring, maybe it’s just me but when a bitch gets this close to showing me her pussy but backs the fuck out, I get angry …real angry….and that kind of behavior gets a bitch raped or at least a black eye….if you know what I mean….

This is one of those photoshoots I would have liked to be masturbating in the corner on, cuz you know between shots, bald mom pussy was bountiful…

Either way, here are the pics…..take it in cuz I figure eventually they will age and start falling apart at the seams, but no matter what they put themselves thru, they still look pretty solid, but then again, maybe that’s why they aren’t showing their pussies…you know with all the dick and babies and losing of elasticity and shit….

Posted in:Claudia Schiffer|Eva Herzigova|Helena Christensen|Nude|Retired Models

2009

19

Nov

Anais Deroy Naked in Some Movie of the Day

I’m not sure what movie this is, but it looks ridiculously bad, except for the part where this no name, unsigned model from France gets out of the water totally naked. Her breasts are amazing, her body is amazing, making the whole fucking thing amazing, without having to sit thru all the bullshit that is this movie, not to mention her name is Anais and when your name is Anais you have no choice but to do anal and anal is the new vaginal. Teens are loving the shit and don’t even put up a fight like their 25 and older counterparts. Thank you internet and desensitizing of the youth and in turn breeding sluts!

Posted in:Anais Deroy|Naked|Nude