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2009

09

Jul

Marie-Louise Parker Nude is Esquire of the Day

The bitch in this Esquire photoshoot is showing nipple and ass because Esquire is doing its best to stay relevant now that every single dude uses the internet because of the heavy amount of porn available and don’t need to buy shitty magazines with semi-erotic photo spreads of bitches who will never fuck us to jerk off to because we are too shy to buy real porn magazines as that shit is for virgin weirdos who like cumming on glossy paper, makin Esquire struggle with their finances and slowly go broke, only to drop some nipple to push the boundaries a little and stay edgy. I hear next month they are planning to go all the way and show both tits like the bunch of faggots they are.

That said her name is Marie-Louise Parker and she’s in the show Weeds, something I’ve never seen before but can relate to because if I don’t change my underwear, I’ll have weeds growing into my fuckin’ ass. Yes, my hygiene is that bad. Sure that was a lame joke, but I’m still drunk and riding off a couple hours of sleep, so get over it.

Posted in:Esquire|Marie-Louise Parker|Nude

2009

17

Jun

Terry Richardson and Vanity Fair’s Pirelli Calendar Behind the Scenes of the Day

Terry Richardson proves yet again that being a photographer gets you pussy, or at least gets you to hang around hot pussy, especially when you’ve convinced the world that your perverted, amateur style of photography is fuckin’ art and not just perverted and amateur, because your dad was some successful fashion photographer you rode to the top of your game, and really who cares, his shit is at least semi-interesting to look at, especially when the girls in the pics are hipster trust fund trash he’s pulled out of the bar and brought back to his loft to get, but are actually highend fashion models at the top of their game doing the Pirelli Calendar. What it comes down to is we’re all full of shit, the smart ones are the ones who make money off it, or at least get pussy from it, and the nice ones are the ones who share that pussy with the rest of us in pictures….

The modesl you see are Miranda Kerr, Ana Beatriz Barros, Miranda Kerr, Eniko Mihalik, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Catherine M, Abbey Lee, Daisy Lowe, Gracie C, Marloes Horst, Lily Cole, Georgina Stojiilkovic and their tits.

Posted in:Abbey Lee|Ana Beatriz Barros|Catherine M|Daisy Lowe|Eniko Mihalik|Georgina Stojiilkovic|Gracie C|Lily Cole|Marloes Horst|Miranda Kerr|Nude|Pirelli Calendar|Rosie Huntington-Whiteley|Terry Richardson|Topless|Vanity Fair

2009

08

May

Rihanna Nude Pictures of the Day

Cassie’s people are on a mission to get everyone who has posted the pictures sued. I didn’t host the pictures because I know how sluts operate and how they have second thoughts when people start making fun of them.

I wrote yesterday that the Rihanna and Cassie pics were being shopped around over 6 months ago and I turned them down because I don’t have money and even if I did, I wouldn’t want to get sued, and guess what happened…

The Rihanna pics surfaced. I saw this shit coming. I am ahead of the fuckin’ crowd. Too bad no one reads this site.

Here are the pics of someone who may be Rihanna…..

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See Them All at Once

Posted in:Nude|Rihanna

2009

13

Apr

Allure Gets Girls Nude of the Day

I guess Allure realizes that in these times of economic crisis, where the world is turning to the internet, unfortunately, not turning to this website, and all print magazines are slowly going broke, and dying off, like some kind of magazine holocaust, that the final stage in survival is to take that tried, tested and true formula of survival and that’s getting girls willing to get naked, naked and posting their pictures in a classy enough way, that isn’t too offensive, that doesn’t show nipple or pussy lip, or anus, or insertion, because they don’t want to piss off the few advertisers they have left, because sex sells, unless it is sex with me.

They managed to get Eliza Dushku, a girl I wanted to fuck when she was in all those teen movies and my new found love, the Cumdog Millionaire who is from some cooking show I have never seen, named Padma, these are the pictures.

Posted in:Allure|Eliza Dushku|Nude|Padma Lakshmi

2009

16

Jan

Some Vintage Madonna Nude of the Day

So this vintage nude picture of Madonna is up for auction, they are estimating that it’s worth somewhere around 10,000 dollars, but I think that bush is fucking priceless. The truth is that I don’t hate bush, I find them entertaining and fully shaved is so fucking mainstream, I like seeing a little fucking character, as long as I am not knee deep in the shit. The site has always supported bush in theory and I am not going to back down now by dissing Madonna for rocking a 70s bush in the 70s, especially since she over the last 30 years, her clit has grown to the size of my penis with all the steroids and I am down with celebrating her when she was still a woman, I mean look at those fucking tits.

Here’s a quote about the auction…

Madonna, then known as Madonna Louise Ciccone, may have earned as little as $25 for the 1979 modeling session. The raw, full frontal black-and-white image, taken by Lee Friedlander, appeared in Playboy in 1985 and is to be auctioned Feb. 12. Madonna was a 20-year-old dancer trying to make ends meet when she answered Friedlander’s newspaper ad seeking a nude model, said Matthieu Humery, head of Christie’s photography department.

I guess that just goes to show that anytime you use your body for money, someone else is making a lot more money off it and it will surface after you establish yourself and become a mega star. I am totally for girls getting naked for money, I am also totally for girls getting naked for free. I hate the stigma that they have thinking sending me nudes will ruin their chances of getting into college, or will be shameful to their families, when nudity is our natural state. So prude bitches who don’t get naked or send me naked pictures on the internet are the real whores. I guess I am like a hippie despite hating hippies and firmly believe nudity is our natural state and I want to celebrate your natural state by cumming all over my belly lookin’ at you in all your glory…well not you…since you’re a dude…but you if you have a vagina, if you know what I mean.

Update: I didn’t notice the armpit hair or leg hair because I was staring at her bush and trying to make out the lips behind all her Italian glory, and I definitely don’t support negligence in maintenance, it is lazy, despite my love for bush. Get it together you fucking slob.

Another Update: I want to own this picture, so I think I need to start a fundraiser on the site for you all to donate to this very important cause. If we get to our target and get this picture, I promise to tour it around the world and let each and every one of you sniff it. I just don’t know how to start a fundraiser on the internet because I am disorganized.

To See The Auction at Christies, Follow This Link
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Posted in:Madonna|Nude|Vintage

2008

11

Dec

Jennifer Aniston Nude in GQ of the Day

Jennifer Aniston is naked in GQ because getting naked is what you do when you want to get noticed, at least it’s what I do when I want to get noticed by teenage girls on the subway.

She is living out the dream many guys have for their ex-girlfriends after their hearts are broken by them, you know the whole, you’ll see one day I’ll be famous or rich and you’ll be kicking yourself in the ass for leaving me, only she was on the one who was cheated on and dumped and just wanted to stay together and have a family with him, so maybe he’s success since the divorce is not the same thing at all.

I guess he was always just out of her league as far as fame, success, media attention and public interest goes. I always thought it was a weird union in the first place, you know a movie star getting involved with a sitcom star, it just didn’t make sense to me. I just thought was a cover-up, since he is an actor, for an all night, all male orgy at Tom Cruise’s house that he was sure he was caught taking part in, and getting with the first desperate, barely hot, but decent for a Greek girl and that’s just because I know she takes it up the ass, because that ass she takes it up looks maternal and wholesome, and that ass is represented by the same PR guy who is trying to make stars out of all his clients to pay for his home in Malibu, despite that ass being barren and a garbage can for random men the last 4 years of recovery after the lottery she thought she won and the princess fairytale she almost secured by some serious manipulation dissolved in Angelina Jolie’s pussy and turned into 4 babies that don’t belong to Aniston….

In a lot of ways, it must be a lot like having a knife shoved in her uterus everytime see sees Pitt and Jolie in the media which luckily is every 2 minutes, because we know Aniston will lose this Clockwork Orange sanity test that is entertainment news and end up doin’ something fuckin’ crazy and fuckin’ crazy is always fuckin’ fun for us. Or maybe she’ll just get the fuck over it, like someone who isn’t so self involved and feeling sorry for her poor rich self…and will move the fuck on with her pathetic life….but I guess the only reason people care about her or are talking about her is because she hasn’t so it’s all part of her strategy to stay relevent and here she is naked in GQ.

Posted in:Jennifer Aniston|Nude

2008

10

Nov

Adrienne Bailon is Some Disney Chick “Naked” of the Day

Here’s some Adrienne Bailon chick who was in some band called 3LW and now the Cheetah Girls, which is some Disney shit you’ve probably jerked off to, but I’ve never seen it because I am wholesome like that, and because I don’t have TV.

There are some naked pictures of her, or almost naked shots of her ass, which is nice, and probably why black guys go crazy for her, but it doesn’t take away from that broken down face. Not to mention, I don’t see pussy lip or tits, so they are hardly nude pics, but more a hope to get some more exposure, so she doesn’t have to work for wholesome Disney anymore and can go onto some new sexier roles….or some shit…and who really cares, I know I don’t.

What I do know is that her tween girl fans are going to be getting busy on their webcam’s tonight to do their idol proud…and now all of a sudden Adrienne Bailon is a household name, at least a single males who live in their mom’s basement and pretend to look for a job all day, while they are really jerking off to shitty personal pics of shitty Disney Channel celebrities….

I hear she’s going nuts suing people, so this cunt may be the end of me, literally, but I am posting them anyway. I like to live dangerously like that.

Posted in:Adrienne Bailon|Disney|Nude

2008

05

Nov

Katie Green Nude Pictures of the Day

Last year, this cop in training was among FHMâ€™s High Street Honeys Top Ten. I guess that’s some UK shit. Since then, Katie Green was chosen as the new face (and body) of Wonderbra, to her surprise because she’s a size 12. Former Wonderbra Models include Eva Herzigova, Sophie Anderton, who’s vagina I just posted and Dita Von Teese, clearly leading us to realize that the people at Wonderbra aren’t too picky and take what they can get.

I saw these pictures of her posing naked and figured I’d end the day with them, because let’s face it, I have a headache, i am tired of writing and I only have 3 beers and a bottle of some obscur liquor someone brought me back from Hungary called Unicum, something I’ve tried to avoid because the name makes me feel gay when I takes swigs of it and because it tastes like some herbal remedy used to cure warts in the 1800s, not that I know what that would taste like, but we’re all allowed to make assumptions, I mean 90 percent of what I say is based on assumptions…
Here are them there pics….

Bonus – here she is in FHM High Street Honeys that took from the blue collar civil servant life and lead to her new career as a the Wonderbra model….
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Posted in:Katie Green|Nude

2008

30

Oct

EXCLUSIVE – Sam Ronson Nude Shower Picture of the Day

I was sent in these pictures from a source close to Sam Ronson that read:

Stepfather (if that is your real name),

I am a friend of Samantha Ronson’s. We have known each other for a very long time, I even went to high school with her. Since she started dating Lindsay Lohan, she hasn’t been returning my calls, or facebook friend requests and I find the whole thing pretty annoying. Sure, we went our separate ways and only spoke sporadically the last 5 or 6 years, but I don’t think this new found fame is any reason for her to neglect those she was once close to, especially when all I wanted was to say hi and see how she’s been holding up with all this media attention.

I went digging through some old photos and came across this one of her showering, I am sure you’ll find them entertaining. You can post them on your website, but I would like to remain anonymous.

Since I like to help people out, Sam Ronson, if you’re reading this, which you aren’t, since you don’t know I exist, but I’ll say it anyway….Please don’t forget where you came from because you are too busy babysitting Lindsay Lohan with your tongue in her vagina. You’re not too good for the people you once liked and tt’s just not a very decent thing to do, but posting pics of you naked is. Ps – Nice tits.

I can’t confirm or deny the legitimacy of this email or the pictures included, but they look legit to me and that’s all that matters.

Posted in:Nude|Samantha Ronson|Shower

2008

27

Oct

Rumored Nude Pictures of Obama’s Mom of the Day

There is an email going around saying that these nuded pictures are of Obama’s mom posing at some point in the ’60s, probably around Christmas time. I have no idea what the legitimacy of these claims are, I mean the fact that they are tagged “vintage porn” or whatever the fuck they say, pretty much leads me to believe that they are definitely not Obama’s mother, but it wouldn’t surprise me if they were Obama’s mother, considering it was an era of hippies, free love and nudity and she was a bit of a rebel, you know with the whole getting pregnant from a African man shit that was pretty unheard of at the time, and was something that took a real forward thinking woman to tell the haters to fuck themselves as she defied normal social conduct, embarrassing her family and friends in the process all because she did what she wanted, like the two dykes I saw today making out in front of a coffee shop who didn’t seem to care that there were old ladies walking by them who probably aren’t down with dykes who have a total disregard to being normal in a judgmental world, so it’s not unlikely that she’d be in this photo op situation, but I still don’t think they are really her, but I am posting them anyway, because I like the idea of masturbating to old ladies when they were in their prime so when I change their diapers I can reflect on the pussy that was, not that I work in old folks homes or change old lady diapers anymore, I just pretend I do when necessary, if you know what I mean….

Posted in:Mom|Nude|Obama