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2015

08

Dec

Christina Milian is an Emoji Tits of the Day

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In case you didn’t know…Christina Milian is an attention seeking whore, trying out the whole instagram model angle of posting slutty pics to get noticed, seeing as she’s had a hit song, and written hit songs, and even hosts a TV show, as the secondary host…and no one gives a fuck about her…

So she might as well make an emjoi bra and an emoji face…that after much analysis…makes her look cuter and more interesting than she usually looks…

If you’re into black moms with fat tits…whoring…like some Houston stripper…here’s some Milian…and when looking at this, keep in mind, she’s got a lot of money and can just as easily not post nonsense about herself..

Posted in:Christina Milian|SFW

2015

08

Dec

Emily Ratajkowski’s Love Magazine’s Day 8 of the Day

I am convinced there is going to be an end to the instagram model…

I am convinced that people are bored of all these no name girls posting aggressive pics…not because they are bored of the aggressive…as slutty as they can get without being porno….and deleted….disguised as fashion and art…because tits get hits…and in Emily Ratajkowski’s case, she’s been able to leverage her tits to a relatively legit career….she’s in actual movies..not very good movies but still in movies…all while having little to no talent…

But she has tits…

I don’t know how sustainable her career is, but she’s made over a million dollar with her tits, pretty good ROI when they only cost 5,000 dollars…

Right?

I mean this isn’t fashion or art, it’s cheesy porn I can’t jerk off to…almost embarassing…what the fuck is she doing….I guess trying to be relevant…and it’s worked…just like it did for Tila Tequila…

Boring….

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2015

08

Dec

Adriana Lima Shows You How She Got Fat of the Day

Adriana Lima is up on the “fat chicks get work” because she’s old…and being fat is on Trend…

I guess she wanted to show the new David Letterman how she got there….with Chicken Wings…

It’s convenient because she’s already established herself as a babe and a model…so this…..”fat chicks get the jobs”….”Fat chicks get celebrated for being fat, so why the fuck am I going to work out 8 hours a day for my millionss of dollars, when I can just eat as much as I fucking want and pretend it’s a feminist movement, for my millions of dollars…”….

She’s paid her dues to the patriarchy….let her be free…and show the world…

Lazy.

Posted in:Adriana Lima|SFW

2015

07

Dec

Miley Cyrus’ New Outfit of the Day

Miley Cyrus may be a little fake in what she does. It may be this try hard attention seeking hustle that is almost mocking the entertainment industry and every tumblr girl who smokes too much weed…it just doesn’t feel all that sincere but with every try hard, identity crisis, thanks to having no childhood and being surrounded by people who just suck up to her…they eventually try so hard…they get that authenticity…

I like her, I like what she’s doing, at least it’s racy, interesting, fun, and she doesn’t take herself too seriously…

Beyond that, at least she can sing and dance and perform like an actual talent…

I’d rather that than all these instagram models who think they are Miley Cyrus or more important than Miley Cyrus, despite being more of a talentless Kardashian…trying to get famous for the sake of being famous…

Miley’s tour is on, she’s being silly, I dig it…and I’m not just saying that because i’ve seen her pussy, even though I have seen her pussy, and so have you if you visit this site..I’m saying it because she’s good….. CLICK TO SEE HER MOST RECENT NUDES

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Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2015

07

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio for H&M Swim of the Day

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I guess there is no loyalty in the model world, or maybe there is no exclusivity agreement, or maybe Victoria’s Secret owns H&M, because why else would they allow a model they created, promote their shit, even if she’s got two kids and is on the verge of irrelevance….

I can only assume this is a “we have a dozen hotter and younger girls than Alessandra, but we’re in contract with her, let’s present this H&M gig as a deal to her, in our model trade wars, and make her think we’re trying to give her the best deal, when really we just don’t want her in VS anymore”…

Because when you’re a model, interchangeable, you don’t fuck with your lifeline, so this is their doing…and why VS would want to give her to H&M is simpe…she’s old and a mom….

I hate bikini ecommerce catalog pics..but here they are…

If you’re more into her in MAXIM, here that is…naked with fake tit…

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW

2015

07

Dec

Balle Thorne in a White Dress of the Day

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Bella Thorne is 40 years old, but she plays an 18 year old in social media, movies, TV shows, all of which makes her stage parents really happy and gives her hipster sisters something to leverage when they lounge around all day…looking for the next party to do coke at…

Here she is in a white dress, because despite it looking like it is something a stripper would wear…white is wholesome and pure…innocent and lovely..and not something someone who bangs producers while underage would ever wear…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2015

07

Dec

Nicki Minaj Supports Rapist Brother’s Rape Charge of the Day

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So…Nicki Minaj was put in an interesting position that she probably shouldn’t have got involved in, despite being the money maker in the family, who owns the houses that both her brother and mother live in, as they are mooches of her success…and feel entitled to not only live in her house, instead of making money to buy his own damn house, despite being 37…..but also entitled enough to do things that led to a raping a 12 year old charge…

Now Jelani Maraj and the details of his rape charges may not be public, and maybe he’s innocent, but the fact that if he isn’t innocent and Nicki Minaj is standing by him, because he’s family is a little fucked up considering her job…

I believe that if she is backing him and paying for his legal team with money she makes from 12 year olds…

She should be blacklisted and treated like she herself is a 12 year old rapist, and in a lot of ways I am sure she is, as being an idol to them is psychologically rapey…

The story is that she posted bail…for someone Charged with raping a 12 year old…

Court papers reveal the superstar singer put up the $100,000 bond that sprang Jelani Maraj, 37, from custody in Nassau County on Friday after he was accused of first-degree rape and first-degree sexual conduct against the preteen. The bond is backed by a two homes in Baldwin that are owned by Minaj — one of which is used by her brother and the other by her mother, Carol. “She was prepared to do anything for her brother,” a source said of Minaj. Minaj will be responsible for the fees associated with securing the the bond, typically 6 percent to 10 percent of the bond amount, or $6,000 to $10,000. Had the bail been higher — and Nassau prosecutors had asked for $500,000 — Minaj was ready to offer a letter of credit from a California bank account worth in excess of $2 million, the source said.

Again…she posted bail…for someone charged with raping a 12 year old…

That means Nicki Minaj has put someone who has been charged with raping a 12 year old….on the street where he can rape more 12 year olds…instead of leaving him in prison where people who aren’t rich stay after they are charged with the rape 12 year olds…

The legal system and Nicki Minaj are fucked up…

Posted in:Nicki Minaj|SFW

2015

07

Dec

Willa Holland’s Bottomless and Eaten Out of the Day

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Willa Holland is the hollywood child with famous friends and family who has done a few things…but seems to be most interested in her photography, since eveyrone is a photographer, and in doing her photography, is producing high concept stuff like the bottomless no bottoms pic…and the “my boyfriend eats my pussy pic”…

This is Art…I don’t necessarily care for or believe in art because art is a fabrication to scam rich people…but whatever it is, it’s heading in the right direction…

I prefer her SITTING ON FACE pic…

Posted in:SFW|Willa Holland

2015

07

Dec

Kylie Jenner’s Big Girl Nipples in Florida of the DAy

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If you’re into big girls, with big asses, and a flat stomach thanks to waist training and possibly plastic surgery, because her face up close and personal looks like a doughy muppet…

Then here’s some Kylie Jenner, totally uninteresting in all she does, but capable of selling out lip product in 30 seconds, because people fucking love her lips, despite them being jacked up and fake…

I don’t dig this new generation of nobodies, acting like somebodies, all getting their selfies and perpetuating this shit…I don’t like that this new generation is half retarded fame whores who instead of just watching to watch what famous people do are trying to be famous people or at parties with famous people…and I don’t like that Kylie is considered famous…when fame should be a recognition of ones work…not how many followers you have because you post booty pics and have a tranny dad and whore mom…

I don’t mind the hard nipples though, I figure if you’re gonna pollute your life with this shit, as I do…at least have hard nipples in the mix to make it more tolerable…

If you want another useless rich kid in Miami pretending to be someone…No, not Kylie’s latch on sidekick Hailey Baldwin, but still someone seeking some kind of status and importance…because she is rich and fucks some black Canadian with a huge dick named The Weekend who is Famous in America….here’s Bella Hadid..

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2015

07

Dec

Vanessa Hudgens Big Cleavage at a Premiere of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens wore a pretty fucking intense dress to some movie premiere…but it wasn’t nearly as interesting as her first set of nude pics that she leaked many years ago, before it was a thing, not because she had a better body then, or even because it was exciting, but because of her bush…in an era when bush wasn’t trendy at all, the models weren’t rocking bush, and I was losing my fucking mind with every pussy I saw, because I adore bush and can’t love a pussy quite as much without bush….

So I guess, nothing is really more interesting than those glory days….but maybe, it’s because her tits are small and dresses like this don’t really matter when you don’t have any cleavage to really show, and if she was really going to rock the small tits, she’d do it with a sheer top…and as a lover of small natural tits…I kinda wish she did…

Maybe she should hire me as a stylist….

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Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens