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2015

02

Dec

Eliza Dushku’s Mormon Crotch Shot of the Day of the Day

Eliza Dushku had a window of opportunity, where she cashed in on being the hot girl, in teen comedies, that at the time were pretty much some variation of American Pie…and really popular, but more importantly, she was on the very nerd friendly Buffy the Vampire Slayer and it’s spinoff Angel, that if you had any socially awkward friends, or if you were socially awkward, and not in the drink yourself stupid and only hang out with hookers socially awkward, but rather the socially awkward because you’re so pumped on shit like Buffy the Vampire Slayer and it’s Spinoff Angel….you probably remember her…thanks to the tattoo you got of her on your calf…weirdo…

She was a mormon, which means she’s probably sexually very wild, thanks to that oppression, so wild she dated Rick Fox (a black man)…out of wedlock…for 5 years…

I am not really sure where her career went…she’s back in Boston going to school or some shit..while maintaining her fan base, because even after they throw in the towel, they always come back….acting is too fucking easy, when you’ve got a couple million in the bank, while working 9-5 at anything just fucking scuks…

But while she pretends to be bettering herself at 34…to complete what she started, school…or possibly finding her religion since hollywood is soul raping…and people need saving after they are done with it…she’s letting her dog sniff and nook up in her pussy….which I guess is something you’d want to share to your fans too…subtle, SFW…MORMOM pussy shots..where that she’s probably on her period…if you still get those at 35…..

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2015

02

Dec

Gigi Hadid is Day 2 Of Love Magazine’s Christmas Advent Calendar of the Day

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Porny and Disco Gigi….for Christmas / Holiday / Since Christmas is racist..

Obviously the second day at Love Magazine’s advent calendar is Gigi Hadid…a model who looks like a regular girl…but who everyone loves…because she’s affiliated with a Jenner, and has managed to have a legitimate “career”…thanks to having a lot of instagram followers and a model mom who is just as big of a fame whore as Kris Jenner…she’s on the Real Housewives show…

It’s like LA is a magnet for these aspiring sugar babies…and they have babies…they pass on their vain, disgusting, materialistic, moraless, prostitute to the rich personalities to…

I think Gigi is all hype, mocking the modeling industry, but with anything with a vagina, getting naked for validation and cash, I still approve..

I mean shs’s a young slutty rich kid…nothing wrong with that…I mean other than her personality, but who cares about that…we don’t hang out with her..

Check out Love Magazine and Theri Domination of December with everyone and anyone relevant half naked in lingerie …. HERE

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2015

02

Dec

Lady Gaga for Rolling Stone Italy of the Day

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Lady Gaga is so famous that Rolling Stone Italy is doing features on her…you know you’re really on the rise and not the decline when all your competitors are still making money, while no one gives a fuck about you, except maybe fans of American Horror Story…and Obscure market Rolling Stone, because like David Hasselhoff, some countries get into things, especially their own lineage of people, who have made it…

I figure Gaga is talented enough to keep powering through…rich enough to retire…getting residuals to continue earning for the rest of her life…so that even with what she’s banked…she’ll still bring in more…

I figure she’s still got fans, people still love her, and only I am grateful or hopeful of her ending…because she was a lot of flash in the pan..and that kind of shit, even when nudity is involved…annoys the fuck out of me…

Either way, not sure if this is a new shoot or old shoot..but it’s a shoot..

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2015

01

Dec

Jessica Simpson’s Fitness Ass of the Day

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I couldn’t end the day with a talentless little troll who was born into a porn family and thus has the right or the star power to promote nonsense products to the vapid youth that follow her….

Even if I see comedy in her wearing assless pants like a homo at the leatherbar on a Saturday night..

I figured, I should post this doctored picture of mom and fitness guru to the fat middle americans who buy her affordable clothing that has made her a billionaire…Jessica Simpson…

Because she knows that being fat does pay, but in her case it paid to make her lose the weight, bringing her to this healthy place where she feels comfortable, sexy and willing to show off that mid 30s mom ass…

She’s more of the mom who’s tits you stare at, but this booty’s something different, and at least when she does it, it’s because she earned the right to do it, through being a pop icon…rather than a Kardashian…who is just garbage…

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2015

01

Dec

Kylie Jenner in Assless Pants and a Wheelchair for Interview Magazine of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is playing a sexbot, fem bot, robot, drone, AI, which I am sure hits close to home, since she’s pretty much just a puppet her mom shat out of her vagina and modified in the lab in the basement to sell product to a specific market…

Who at 18, is rocking assless chaps, like some kind of Gay cowboy only black rappers, who aren’t even good rappers, but who add to a storyline for the family, get up inside…and I guess..this is probably her hottest shoot to date…which isn’t saying much, but it’s saying that I don’t hate everything the Kardashians do in their whoring, even if as a general global statement, they are the cancer on my dick, next to the genital warts and herpes scabs….and far more gross…you know the worst of the worst….

But like this…or getting fucked…I can handle their fame whoring…

This is for Interview magazine and is her most interesting cry for attention because her parents are too into themselves to notice her…

Fetishy…porny…good 18 year old who fuck 30 year old because she’s broken behavior…for a magazine that loves all things “celebrity”…even useless things that are “celebrity”…not that you couldn’t find a use for Kylie, you probably already have…

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2015

01

Dec

Rita Ora Nipple Slip of the Day

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Nipples are everywhere in the UK…

Rita Ora, who is everyone’s favorite Rihanna impersonator…the girl who is probably also the highest paid Rihanna Impersonator…even though no one really knows what she does other than Rihanna Impersonating…and/or getting a couple of verses on some songs guys she fucks produce…flashed her nipple to the paparazzi…because she needs and wants you talking about her…it’s good for business..

To think anything any of these people do isn’t calculated is just ignorant…they only exist because they want so badly to exist and will work every single angle they fucking can…

Now I don’t give a fuck about a bootleg Rihanna, or even the actual Rihanna..I don’t care about a Rihanna impersonator, or someone who doesn’t even realize she’s a Rihanna Impersonator…I can say with confidence I will never consciously listen to her music…

But I do like nipple slips…even when staged thay feel so real…

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2015

01

Dec

Botox Face Lindsay Lohan in a Bikini Top of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is still Lindsay Lohan…and I am a fan…even if she hates me and never calls, emails, or invites me on luxurious vacations rich guys are taken her on…

When she was 18 years old, she had so much botox and face fillers that she looked 40, so that now when she’s 30, I assume she’s 30 by now, she still looks 40…so I guess that’s how Botox work…

As far as I’m concered Bella Thorne, the bootleg Lohan looks just as old as Lohan, but pretends she’s 18…so maybe it’s a redheaded exploited by their family thing…

And really, this December 1st, is just a celebration of Lohan Being alive..and not dead…as she is the most magical a creature I’ve ever come across in this pathetic life I live…

Sure that’s not saying much…but that’s saying something…and that is that Lohan is forever…even when she’s virtually dead….

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2015

01

Dec

Sarah Hyland Pantsless of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is one of the creepiest celebrities because she looks 12 – but isn’t 12…she lives that adult life…with adult issues…like an ex boyfriend who beats her and she had to get restraining order from…to hanging with Colombian hookers who teach her the way to succeed via tits…but she looks like someone you want to ask if they’ve lost their parents if you were to find her at Disney, for her to respond “no I just fuck the execs here to get work”…seeing as Disney owns ABC…a a baby Herman situation…you know created by the industry, fed hormones by the industry, so that her stage mom could really maximize her career when she knew she was cute, not thinking about how terrifying adult babies in lingerie could possibly be….

It’s funny that pedophilia or sex offending is based on actual age, not the fact the underdeveloped 18 year olds who look 10, would take a real pervert to fuck…or retards who are 18 but act 4 are also fair game for a real pervert to fuck…but 17 and a half year olds who look 40…will get you in jail..interesting law., you should start a campaign against it…I’m sure it’ll go over well at your local high school…

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2015

01

Dec

Elle Goulding Nipple in a See Through Shirt of the Day

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Ellie Goulding has nipples…that she wants you to see…as most girls with nipples do…

It’s like they sexualize their nipples more than guys sexualize nipples…all temping us with them and making us look at them…even when some of us only really care about looking at your asshole while fucking your pussy…

It’s like some days the nipple is a “suck on my tits while I cum”…and other days it’s “my nipples aren’t sex objects, stop, MAN”…

Get your fucking story straight…sshole…

If you don’t know who Ellie Goulding is, or what nipples you’re looking at, I can assure you, her “work” will not be life changing

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2015

01

Dec

Paris Hilton for Paper Magazine of the Day

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Paris Hilton is back at it..putting her booty into it…a booty so tainted yet amazing, I’d spend at least an hour sniffing..

I guess she’s on some pre-40 year old comeback tour…or midlife crisis…because despite having made a ton of money and is still making a ton of money…she want’s some of that attention her fat brown friend is getting…

It’s like she’s decided to go back to low level modeling to generate some buzz for her, not because she needs it for her business or money, but because she’s Paris Hilton and deserves it…at least in her mind…

Living the last 5-10 years as the bootleg Kim Kardashian, because Kim Kardashian stole everything she built from her…in a never trust your brown friends you treat like shit to be nice to you…unless Paris is smarter than any of us actually think she is and worked out a deal with the Kardashians where that she gets 10 percent of everything they make for the lifetime…which would have been the smart thing to do when giving her all your trade secrets…in a step by step school of making stupid money….by being nothing…and doing nothing…

I’d actually be shocked if Paris doesn’t get backend residuals for Kim K and the gang of idiots…

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