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2015

21

Jul

Charlotte McKinney’s Stephen Dorff Tits of the Day

Charlotte McKinney posted a set of Stephen Dorff tits…on her instagram…because he’s a notorious womanizing cokehead…meaning her pussy is tainted, probably diseased…from Pam Anderson to hookers….motherfucker has been around…and now he’s deep inside Charlotte McKinney…who may be a virtual nobody, and her TV stint has been a great way to increase her hooker value….which is perfect for her to end up with someone like Stephen Dorff….it’s a good place, I mean where else was there for her to go…back to Florida? For a life of a bootleg hooters girl, who luckily has a Bahamian jewelry selling tax evading rich father….because how else would she have got her tits this far along, which isn’t that far, but it’s far enough to get Stephen Doff….which isn’t that much of an accomplishment…because he fucks everything….but to her it probably is…I bet she thanks her tits every night…

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2015

21

Jul

Eva Longoria Ass in Leggings of the Day

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Eva Longoria’s ass has had a lot of black dick in it…and here it is being held together with a high spandex count pair of pants…

She’s also Mexican, first generation, so that means she’s more an American Princess, more white and obnoxious and even racist than most white people….

You know the kind of Mexican who doesn’t make her own corn tortillas, but who finds it fun to wear a sombrero on Cinco de Mayo….

Straight from Texas to LA…..and for some reason…the world fucking loves her…

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2015

21

Jul

Willa Holland’s Bikini of the Day

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Willa Holland is Brian De Palma’s stepdaughter and I like stepdaughters….

Especially when they played the younger sister on the OC, back when Mischa Barton was falling apart at the fucking seams…

Well, here she is in a kiddie pool for you perverts who are really into things in the kiddie pools whether in a bikini or not…because you’re a fucking predator…

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2015

21

Jul

Sistine Stallone in a Bikini of the Day

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Sistine Stallone is Sylvester Stallone’s daughter who is now a “model” because she’s an LA rich kid, living the Vapid rich kid life, where everyone is a fucking model, especially when they have famous and connected parents, because it’s way cooler socially that being a doctor or scientists

Everyone wants to be a fucking Kardashian….which is so fucking insane, there are so many girls in the world and on social media who look hot in a bikini, I am down with looking at them, but they are all the same fucking person…but I hate anyone who aspires to be just another instagram model because they have trust funds and this justifies spending a life playing pretending it’s a career…nothing wrong with that…

She’s like 12…so you’re a pervert if you like it..or just a Sylvestor Stallone fan into anything related to to him that’s not gay to jerk off to.

Posted in:SFW|Sistine Stallone

2015

21

Jul

Kaley Cuoco’s Gym Face of the Day

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Kaley Cuoco went to yoga…and it looks like it’s paying off, just not for her face….but who needs a face when you have a 100,000,000 dollar contract for the worst fucking show in the history of TV shows…but that is insanely popular because it is Friend’s with nerds and nerds are relevant now, they land all the pussy..

Even Miranda Kerr, notorious hooker who loves billionaires…is fucking the kid who started Snapchat…he’s he Bieber of tech…and she already fucked Bieber…so whatever…

This is about Kaley Cuoco and her flat stomach..that understands the importance of owning your nude pics..

Posted in:Kaley Cuoco|SFW

2015

21

Jul

Amber Rose Twerking of the Day

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A video posted by Amber Rose (@amberrose) on Jul 20, 2015 at 10:15pm PDT

If I was the bastard child of some stripper bitch – who only had me to secure funding for her life…I would want her posting twerk videos of her on a car her prostituting paid for on her social media with the caption – “MILF LIFE” – so that I know that I mattered…

AS a blogger who thinks she’s a pile of trashy hooker shit, I am just surprised she’s not doing this while pregnant a second time for another monthly paycheck from her ghetto rich rapper penis’ she inserts…

Posted in:Amber Rose|SFW

2015

20

Jul

Iggy Azalea for Some Underwear Bullshit of the Day

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1000 people cared about this video of Iggy Azalea in her underwear in the last 24 hours…

That is probably more people than people who actually care about Iggy Azalea…

She was so quick to the market, after years of trying through the hipster scene….with that one hit she had….you know fighting with paparazzi when they followed her and being all around, blocked me on social media early on, cunt with zero authenticity…just some rich kid lie…because I guess when she got it she said “this is what I deserve”….rather than “this is crazy, I can’t believe this is happening, I’ll be nice to everyone”…not even American, but living the American dream.

I’ve called her out for being a bottom feeding pile of shit for a long time…and I believe that….but I guess before the world forgot about Iggy, this underwear brand from Australia thought they’d have a sure shot win and probably paid her a fortune for this…1,000 viewed video…I hope they got behind the scenes footage they can sell to the paparazzi, because that’s the only way this is breaking even…

Posted in:Iggy Azalea|SFW

2015

20

Jul

Miley Cyrus’ Armpit Hair for her META TUMBLR on INSTAGRAM Hustle of the Day

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Miley Cyrus posted a picture of her in this star bathing suit showing off her armpit hair, because she’s decided, like the hippies of the 60s, that having armpit hair is making a statement for the feminist movement, 50 years after Woodstock, in a shut the fuck up Miley, we’re onto you and your vapid little bullshit storyline that you are using to make irrelevant points that don’t need to be made…for an audience too dumb to know that the 60s happened…because people are too into selfies to really grasp the past…

Armpit hair doesn’t solve gender issues idiots..All while being part of the evil empire that creates unrealistic body images….

This is all a bullshit ploy to sell records…

Fuck you Miley Cyrus and your bullshit TUMBLR looking bullshit you stole off girls on TUMBLR, trying to act like you’ve got something to say, when you’re just a monstream joke that is everything wrong in the world…

HEre’s her instagram….

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2015

20

Jul

Rihanna’s Bra Top of the Day

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Rihanna is an interesting story to me….

My friend from Barbados who I drink with claims that she was a hooker at 14 at the karaoke bars that line the main street….but he also claims he was abducted by aliens, which is possible, because obviously aliens exist, but that is almost certifiable insane coming from him, because if aliens were going to abduct anyone, he’d probably be at the bottom of their fucking list…but I choose to believe that Rihanna used to fuck white dudes in Barbados, she wasn’t a “sensation” that needed to be scooped up from there, you know like “Let’s bring this foreign top selling artist to a bigger market”…. and I know girls from the US who have more talent than her who never had a record deal….whether they fuck the executive or producer or not…

So from teen hooker, in a small island, where everyone knows each other, to a 100,000,000 dollar a year, if not more, act…that is extremely famous…that’s just a level of crazy that can make a girl crazy…

So here she is walking around with her nipples out…because she’s liberal, free, has a hooker mentality, and has sold her soul and body to the media long ago…so keep on taking it..

Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2015

20

Jul

Johnny Depp’s Teen Daughter is The Future of the Day

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A video posted by Lily-Rose Depp (@lilyrose_depp) on Jul 16, 2015 at 9:01am PDT

Lily-Rose is the 12 year old daughter of Johnny Depp, who i guess the fashion industry is eating up because she is Johnny Depp’s daughter, but also because that face is fucking amazing….obviously, without her famous parents, she’d probably be lost in amongst the hoards of idiots of self promoters on instagram, and I guess she wouldn’t have Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis’ super genes to make a superface….because we know that even if she was barely average looking, fat, hairy with a birth defect, Chanel would still run a campaign with her, so I guess it’s a good thing she’s cute as fuck, because the world doesn’t need more ugly kids of famous people being celebrated….I’m talking to you Lena Dunham..

Either way, she’s 12, lots of time for her to fall apart by the time she’s legal for you to think of sexually…

But in the meantime, you can appreciate how amazing this face is…