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2019

22

Jan

Christa B Allen Naked of the Day

Christa B Allen is naked. She’s some actress no one has ever heard of…from Australia I think…and she posts nude pics on her instagram so people who know who she is from her acting get excited….and then it comes across my desk, and by desk I mean cardboard box that I use as a coffee table, which is totally inefficient at it’s job as a coffee table…because like a paper straw…the second it gets wet it melts…and when with me…it’s always wet…not because of my sexy speak…or good looks…but my alcoholism and knocking drinks over…..

Point being, I see her nude pics from her IG on the blogs and I figure to stay relevant I should post them, because she may be a huge star…or may become a huge star, thanks to her hustle…good hustle.

Here she is talking about something warm and creamy with her hard nipples…

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2019

22

Jan

Bebe Rexha See Through of the Day

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Bebe Rexha is upset about being fat because fashion designers refuse to dress her fat ass for the Grammy’s

So she’s posting up pics of her in her expensive house by the pool in lingerie or whatever this is, possible showing off her Double D’s that match her massive gut…

Here is her rant about being a size “8” / 800

Because she’s trying to make it a thing, so people give her attention and she’s seen as some icon to the fat chicks everywhere, when everyone knows that she decided to make herself famous at 29 after working in the industry for a decade, because she knew it was a time people would embrace fat chicks and listen to fat chicks make shitty, flimsy pop music, in an era of no one having taste…

Fatty Rexha, not Anna Rexha is bullshit manipulative to the audience that celebrates this shit….

Just keep them big titties coming and I’ll avoid looking at them thighs…

Marketing these days…so gross…unless you like an ass like that…and you do…sick fuck.

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2019

22

Jan

Alexis Ren Still Slutty of the Day

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Alexis Ren is still dancing to the stars after using her social presence to convince idiotic TV people that her audience that do not give a fuck about her in any way beyond staring at her half nakedness on instagram…cuz she’s slutty…

There is no way these young kids who only watch Netflix and Youtube are going to their grandma’s house to sit and watch her on TV…and her impact on their ratings was nothing, shit, bullshit…fact…

But mainstream TV, old school media…don’t fucking get it and they never have…so Ren gets a stamp of “The mainstream like me”…and the old people get a taste of young slut moving sexually cuz she’s a slut….and the world goes on…life continues…her half naked bikini pics don’t stop..won’t stop…next step…porn career.

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2019

22

Jan

Martha Hunt Topless of the Day

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Martha Hunt was one of Taylor Swift’s paid partners, or friends, because even a cunt popstar who disgusts me on all levels needs to give the perception to the world that she’s tolerable and likeable and someone who people want to be around for more than just the press that came with being friends with Taylor Swift….

Martha Hunt is not an Oscar Nominee, but based on the people they nominate, she may one day be a nominee, provided that she has enough social media presence…that’s the world we live in…hire whoever can best market the shit to their feed because no one cares….

She’s also one of the last American women who isn’t 300 pounds, pre diabetic or diabetic, working as a model who the people can relate to because they are all fat too…..thanks to the sedentary life, processed food, sugar in everything…we are all fucking disgusting…

This is some Martha Hunt clickbait that isn’t actually clickbait, since Martha Hunt drives zero traffic to anything. But at least she tries. Just not hard enough.

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2019

22

Jan

Kristin Cavallari Bikini of the Day

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Some reality show stars become the President of the Free World…while others become breeders to professional athletes who live the good life because athletes make too much fucking money and live that bro life thanks to always being coddled by everyone around them because they were so good at sports, and in turn are now overpaid for what is the dumbest fucking thing ever…like throwing a ball with a bunch of men who shower and rape girls together..in the fraternity that is professional sports…

Her name is Kristin Cavallari…that’s Kristen with an I…and she’s posting bikini pics thanks to realizing that bikini pics is the only thing people care about…

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2019

22

Jan

Maitland Ward Erotica of the Day

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THIS JUST IN….

Maitland Ward is still fucking disgusting…old and expired….But she’s getting paid…by perverts everywhere who like her…because perverts are everywhere and I guess they are given access to their credit cards despite being full retards…and perverts are easy to manipulate and actually don’t like hot chicks because hot chicks are too out of their league and prefer something more attainable like Maitland Ward who looks like a mom….not hot to me…but I’m not the masses…

Who cares about Oscar Nominees when you have people like this being shat out of the anus of Hollywood…once on TV…promising…now someone who looks like a Yeast Infection….and probably smells like one too.

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2019

21

Jan

Lily Rose Depp Pussy Print of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is doing a solid Squat in a onee piece bathing suit and silly sandals because she’s a little fashionable art hipster…thanks to being rich as fuck, Johnny Depp’s daughter and pretty much that’s all you need to be accepted into pretty much anything. When you’re dealing with a huge international star like Johnny Depp, your daughter gets invited places…not even because they want access to him, but because she has access to him…that’s way cooler than being an American Apparel model or a DJ or feminist period artist…in the mindset of the new generation of hipsters that are really mainstream cuz being obscure, weird, creative, or interesting doesn’t really exist when you are feeding the world everything about you, desperate for them to look, on social media….

I mean where’s the mystery…where’s the excitement…where’s the exclusivity…

That said, Lily Rose Depp can do no wrong and is by far my favorite of the celebrity rich kids, coddled, entitled, spoiled, given all they want….but most importantly….HOT….

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2019

21

Jan

Noah Cyrus Hard Nipples of the Day

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Fuck Noah Cyrus is Ugly….

Did her family find her behind the barn in the fucking trough a horse was eating out of after some inbreds gave birth to her and figured they should get rid of the evidence of their affair…to which Billy Ray said “Don’t tell my heart, my achy breaky heart or really anyone that I am going to adopt this sit and raise it as my own cuz I’m rich and it’s the right thing to do”….

Not that anyone cares because we live in a world where Miley Cyrus’ ugly sister Noah Cyrus gets to play Miley Cyrus with her own spin because the world loves rich and famous people with familiar names…nipples out, strategically relevant with the help of her team and that alone is tragic….

The fact is that she doesn’t need to be hot, interesting, or talented…but rather just a puppet copying people with less resources to get seen. Plus all the positive reinforcement from being the ugly troll sister no one noticed or cared about…coddled hard so that she wouldn’t kill herself…

LOOK AT HER NOW!

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2019

21

Jan

Ariana Grande Erotica of the Day

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Ariana Grande being slutty for her new music video which she apparently ripped off of SOULJA BOY TELL EM, because she is a cultural appropriator but its ok for her to do it because she has a dark tan and everyone just assumes she is black.

This is her in Black Face…because in case you didn’t know it…she’s white as fuck and this Nicky Minaj impression is just her showing off her acting skills, her child star identity crisis trauma, capitalizing on doing whatever is trendy and relevant…to sell albums, generate hype and be relevant….it’s all so silly….but some of you freaks think she’s hot…and that’s too bad…

Here is the video

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2019

21

Jan

Beatrice Bouchard Sucking It In of the Day

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The thing I like about local hero, local influencer, making big moves as a vapid rich kid riding her sister’s success…is that it is a great reminder of one very important thing and that is that people are drawn to the sexy, slutty, half naked twin, even though the sister is the star Tennis player who has done shit like all the biggest fucking Tennis Tournaments in the world, has huge sponsorship deals in Canada and internationally…..but this one…Beatrice Bouchard….gets all the hype and attention…the twin who just does lifestyle shit…lazily riding through life and getting paid…

Now she’s not nearly as famous or making nearly as much as her famous sister, but I predict that she will when she full hits viral status and that is hilarious to me.

Why have skills or work at anything but your booty workout and cleavage pics….

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