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2018

11

Apr

Bella Hadid Nipples for Instagram of the Day

Bella Hadid Nipples in See Through Bra on Instagram

The biggest news of the day is that Bella Hadid was feeling a little needy, and wanted to be a little provocative and controversial, like a starlet in the 90s doing Playboy for 1,000,000 dollars, only doing it for free, in front of her mirror, in a badly lit, pixelated and mysterious….but really just being an attention seeking…attempt to say “here are my tits for free, for instagram, to keep people interested”…

Since her tits are her best feature, I support it…keep the tits happening..

Bella Hadid Nipples in See Through Bra on Instagram 7

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2018

10

Apr

Lily Rose Depp Topless with Her Cock of the Day

Lily Rose Depp Topless Side Boob

This is the most important thing you’ll see today….Lily Rose Depp being topless, hipster, and weird…like a little artist, the daughter of people who think they are artists, because no one wants to admit they are mainstream, clickbait, masturbation fodder, they all prefer to think that the world, the mainstream world just embraces their art, and that they are the ones in fact trolling, because mainstream has that negative connotation to it, but mainstream success buys you private islands in the bahamas, women like Amber Heard, and affords a great life for your kids to discover themselves, in what we collectively hope is more topless shoots…because rich kids are all fucked up weirdos…identity crisis weirdos…while this weirdo happens to be pretty fucking hot.

I’m a fan and I don’t think anything she does is lame, or cunty, or obnoxious, she’s a DEPP what do you expect.

So quirky…chickens involved…I mean if this isn’t porno fetish shit to you people, you’re all dead inside.

Lily Rose Depp Cameltoe Holding a Chicken

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2018

10

Apr

Aubrey O’Day Ass of the Day

Aubrey ODay Ass in a Black Lace Thong

Trump’s little assistant from his show Aubrey O’Day – who I guess owed Trump a favor, jumped into the mix of Trump scandals, I am sure at their request, because they are just a text message away for her, as she was on their show, because apparently she’s a celebrity….and she’s jumping to it…

It’s like she had that jacked up instagram / porn face long before instagram existed since she’s old…and now that girls are out there getting famous, doing things she’s been doing for a decade, like fucking rappers….while she had to go through it the old fashion reality show way and really manipulate people into giving her a chance…

While now all girls have to do is set up shoots with perverts and post that pervert shit, find a scandal to ride, since no one remembers you, and comeback to the world in one last hurrah..

It’s like one of the challenges on the Apprentice…and she’s not quite winning yet…Lil John is…but it’s happening…

Aubrey O Day Spread Legs in Panties Doing Tarot

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2018

10

Apr

Bella Hadid is Ugly of the Day

Bella Hadid in a red and white tight dress pussy flash

Bella Hadid is a lesson in marketing, get her a job at a college teaching a seminar on trolling the world, not that she’s capable of teaching anything, she’s likely a highschool dropout thanks to her mom positioning her as some kind of model that for some miracle the industry has fully embraced, on some Kardashian paved the way for her….

She is not hot, at all, yet everyone wants to work with her, give her jobs, give her money, use her as some icon or representative of a generation of young girls, all while she mangled looking, even with her plastic surgery..

I mean sure, there’s a bit of a titty porn body on a thin frame…with that jacked up face injected face…but that’s not the kind of model I’m into seeing…save that shit for instagram…I like actually compelling looks, compelling people, not just some twat who had a family who wanted this so bad for their egos, who got what they wanted because rich people get what they want, that’s why they are rich…

I mean they couldn’t go through life thinking they made an ugly girl, so make her a model, despite being ugly and the world will see the beauty they see in her…or whatever…

I mean come to your own conclusion, but ask yourself why is this girl making all the fucking money…knowing there is nothing really spectacular to her…it’s lazy, it’s unexciting, uninspiring and just more clickbait in a world of clickbait..

Keep in mind this is her done up, make-up, the best in make-up….and still looks like garbage.

Bella Hadid Ugly Plastic Surgery Face Close Up0

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2018

10

Apr

Chantel Jeffries Tits in a Sports Bra of the Day

Chantel Jeffries Big Fake Tits in a Sports Bra and Short Shorts

Chantel Jeffries, the instagram whore who is a legit model people, she’s signed to an agency and has lots of followers because she’s a legit model…and not because she’s an instagram whore…

I repeat…a LEGIT MODEL…not an INSTAGRAM WHORE…

She fucked or hung out with Bieber when he had a DUI or car accident or something like that in Florida…which happens when you’re not instagram model but rather a legit model…opportunities just fall into her lap…literally into your lap…up inside your lap….

She’s fucked other rappers, athletes, etc…it’s what you do when you are a legit model and not an instagram model….who gets jobs for her natural beauty not her jacked up face that looks like an instagram filter you’d expect them to fuck her for…because she’s a legit model.

OH WAIT…SHE’S A DJ NOW…lots of money in that anyway…

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From her instagram..

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2018

10

Apr

Dakota Johnson in Leggings of the Day

Dakota Johnson Cameltoe in Tight Black Leggings

The only interesting thing about Dakota Johnson is that her grandma is Tippi Hedren, the Hitchcock #metoo of her generation, cuz that fat fuck was obsessed with her…

She’s the one who “made it in America”…because she came from pretty modest Minnesota roots, with good old fashion values, because it was the old fashion times, but found work as a model and Hitchock was so fucking creepy, that he saw her on an ad on the Today show and had his people track her down, as rich people do…he just wanted it that bad…

Eventually she shat out Melanie Griffith, and Melanie Griffith became a thing thanks to her mom’s position in the world, and ended up shitting out this one, who has become a thing because she’s third generation…and the whole thing is typical hollywood, but at least she’s got her leggings on….because leggigns make ass and legs and pussy definition good….and really that is what all of this is all about..

Posted in:Dakota Johnson|SFW

2018

10

Apr

Giada de Laurentiis in a Swimsuit of the Day

giada de laurentiis tits in a tight swimsuit

Giada de Laurentiis is the 48 year old FOOD CHANNEL host and chef you’ve jerked off to because you’re either into women int he kitchen, it’s porn to you, traditional gender roles and all that…or you’ve got mommy issues because your mom never took the time to cook for you, but rather just threw frozen burritos half warmed up at you because she was busy neglecting you, or maybe you have mommy issues because she was one of those valium popping perfect moms who had a meal on the table every meal for you, and took good care of you, because you were her little baby, and you have since never been able to find happiness again, because no one is as good as your momma was..

I don’t know your inner trauma that you may want to microdose LSD or MUSHROOMS because that’s what all the self help loving bros are doing…

But I do know that at 48, this Italian is still hot and that is offensive to everything I know in my core about how wrong this is….but Giada de Laurentiis is hot….and so is her cooking…when fresh out of the oven.

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2018

10

Apr

Julianne Hough Nude Bra of the Day

Julianne Hough Nude Sports Bra and Tight Black Leggings 3

Fitness Mormon, who was once Dancing Mormon, but not the kind who would put on little dance routines as part of a roadside, or sideshow carnival…you know “DANCING MORMON AND HER BROTHER THE TWINK”….feature show for the world to see…who went door to door spreading the good wood of the great Joseph Smith….but I guess in their own right they pretty much pulled that off through Dancing with the Stars…

Whenever I see her, I see a failed stripper, because strippers are what professionally trained dancers are supposed to by, once they are down on their luck and trying to make ends meet…

So seeing this one succeed in dance blows my fucking mind, but not as much blow as what Seacrest did of her asshole, which according to someone in an NDA with him, is something he’s into….

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Posted in:Julianne Hough|SFW

2018

10

Apr

Kourtney Kardashian Bikini of the Day

Kourtney Kardashian Fake Tits in a Gold Bikini Paddleboard

Kourtney Kardashian, the more tolerable troll from the Kardashian family, when the Kardashian’s were coming up, and there were only 3 of them, who people thought was the hot one, likely because she was the one who banged white guys, had babies with white guys, made white guys rich and capable of fucking other rich people, some who are 18 or 19 years old, while this one is on the beach somewhere trying to compete….

The accessible or relatable one to the white people who clearly watch their show and made it a thing…..while the other two were just fucking monsters…and not because they only bang black dudes…but because they are scary looking…like monsters…

Even if they are all monsters, evil, part of the fall of society….if not the reason for the fall of society….the reality star manipulative fucks….the worst.

But she’s in a bikini trying to compete with her baby daddy and his new young thing…not raising the kids, since they are props and have propmasters for that.

Kourtney Kardashian Ass Riding a Bike in Short Shorts 7

Here is the other one, lookin like a 7-11 HOT DOG
Kim Kardashian Hot Dog in a Pink Bikini

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Kourtney Kardashian|SFW

2018

10

Apr

Miley Cyrus Chubby / Hairy Belly of the Day

A fetish that I have always known is a fetish but that isn’t a hot fetish to me – hairy stomached women….

See, I’m a huge ambassador of pussy hair, pubic hair, bush…I’ve been an advocate since girls started shaving their pussies in the late 90s, to make them look like some shrivelled bald skinny cat….with ingrown hairs covering it…while it should be thick and luscious and fluffy like a pillow I can lay my head on…because pubic hair is wonderful…

But when a girl had thick dark hair all over her stomach….and chest…it reminds me of a dude and while hair isn’t a bad thing, it’s just not a hot thing, so Miley Showing hers off in what could be a lesbian social justice warrior love yourself troll of some sort…isn’t hot….but either is the fact she’s got some kind of belly hanging out of this window she’s set up to share with the world…like a pregnant woman wanting everyone to know she’s pregnant.

I still believe in Miley’s ability to be slutty, exhibitionist, and a good time….because that’s what she was trained to do…

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