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2018

09

Apr

Lottie Moss Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Lottie Moss may or may not be KATE MOSS’ sister, but she sure as fucking hell milks the fuck out of it….harder than any sibling or daughter of someone famous has ever done before her…she puts that last name that may not even be her legal last name out there…and she gets on reality shows, does brand deals, gets in magazines, all because find it so exciting that there’s another MOSS out there….and that isn’t old or banged out as hard as you’d expect….it’s still young and has a whole life of social media whoring…and paparazzi whoring ahead of her….

Here she is in a sheer bra, being unemployed, playing model, knowing she’ll never be KATE MOSS, but will do all she can to trick people into thinking she’s of some higher genetic pool, and people are dumb enough to believe it…

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2018

09

Apr

Ireland Baldwin Needs to Stop of the Day

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Here’s some Ireland Baldwin, a girl whose own father called her a little worthless pig, back in her formative years, which I guess trickled down into her hormones like a traumatized girl getting her period at 9, only instead of being able to get pregnant, she turned into a dude…the opposite effect…pure testosterone that turned her into a 6 foot 5 inch tank….something I guess she thought would get her to the modeling world, but her inner torment destroyed her ability to succeed, forcing her to take a back seat on shit, and have her cousin take the reins, getting actual work, becuase she chose Jesus, while this one chose being mental.

This is her staged shoot, trying to look pretty, interesting and compelling…it’s a fail…but at least she’s trying.

TO SEE SOME PAPARAZZI PICS OF MONSTER BALDWIN LEAVING SOMEWHERe WITH HER BIG LEGS CLICK HERE

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2018

09

Apr

Lily Rose Depp Being a Bad Girl of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp clearly watches too much RIVERDALE, something you’d think she’d be too high brow and cool for, you know the pretentious daughter of the Depps, who was raised knowing she is above all, and was won at life based on being born alone…

Because in RIVERDALE, Becky’s character puts on a wig and becomes a dominatrix, sexual monster, who webcams and makes out with Veronica…out of control….

Something that trickled it’s way into the zeitgeist of the youth….because this Lily Rose, who clearly has nothing better to do with her time, but be a scandalous little bad girl, who I don’t mind all the negative about her because she’s got the right to be obnoxious….

Rubbing tit to tit with one of her mooch friends…at least she’s keeping busy…

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2018

09

Apr

Samaire Armstrong in her Panties of the Day

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I guess Samaire Armstrong is trying to make some noise and get some followers because she’s posted some panty pics…

You may be wondering who Samaire Armstrong is, well let me fill you in, come over here and sit on stepdaddy’s lap while I tell you a little story….

She’s probably pushing 40, from the OC, a show I used to watch because I was still going to college bars when it was on TV, and I had to find some common ground with girls 15 years younger than me…so I’ve seen alot of the episodes back when they aired…

This one was the skater girl, punk girl, hipster, hippie, skater, wild girl…who came in and got with Seth Cohen….getting between Summer and Seth…was devastating really to anyone who believed in their romance…

Well…here she is never too late to come back at it…

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2018

09

Apr

Charlotte McKinney Topless of the Day

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I have some inside scoop on Charlotte McKinney, other than that she was never famous, but managed to promote herself using her tits, tits that landed her a gig on NETWORK TV as Dancing with the Stars…a MASSIVE show…that people in America watch and that I guess needed a social media slut to captivate bored suburban husbands in their 50s who are forced to watch the shit in their trailer park homes…

POINT BEING…she’s been a nothing, remains a nothing, and has decided to target a woman audience, to polarize her success and try to get more brand deals, because it’s the era of the woman..

WHILE ALL HER FANS ARE DUDES…

Dudes who leave comments bitching her out for not posting bikini pics, causing a lame uprising, that is hardly an uprising because no one cares about her…but that makes me laugh because her strategy clearly failed – so she’s brought back the slutty…

GOOD JOB.

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2018

06

Apr

Bella Thorne in her Underwear of the Day

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Bella Thorne is in her underwear on her instagram…I thought she quit instagram but I think that was just her trolling for some press…because she knows how to media manipulate…

She’s trying to seduce her fans into buying her bullshit merchandise and realizes that she can manipulate more cash out of her fans if she’s half naked.. because they are idiots who pull out their credit cards to be part of her movement….as she laughs to the fucking bank…..

CASH IN FROM ALL ANGLES…and all she has to do is be half naked….it comes so easy…like you!!

So wise in her young age…she’s got it all figured out and that is pretty amazing …

I didn’t click on her link, but I think she’s selling T-Shirts for 45 dollars…

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2018

06

Apr

Lily-Rose Depp Panty Flash of the Day

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OH MY GOD!!!

I can see some Lily-Rose Depp….this is like winning the lottery, or the slot machine at the casino…this is like finding out your child is cancer free…this is like all the good in the world all falling into your lap at the same time….the rich and spoiled kid who you don’t care is a cunt – because you assume she’s a cunt – and you don’t care about the nepotism because you assume the nepotism – you just like how cute she looks while flashing the panties…

The hope is that…next time there won’t be panties..but LABIA…eventually the rich kid tries to outshine her dad, really stand out so he finally notices her from his booze soaked cloud of 30 years of Hollywood self destruction…but that is usually for the kids with conservative parents…they are the ones who rebel where this one has probably been drinking ,smoking, fucking, naked for men since she was 14 and the family didn’t care because they are high brow artists….liberal and free….at least when they aren’t beating up their wife Amber Heard…

Point being…I’m a fan..

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2018

06

Apr

Ireland Baldwin Got Them Titties On Of the Day

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Big Girl Ireland Baldwin….

What a fucking mess..

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2018

06

Apr

Megan Fox Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day

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Megan Fox is a mom of 3…all with the same weirdo boyfriend who I assumed held her in captivity…after he discovered she was in love with him growing up watching 90210, posters of him on her bedroom wall when she had dreams of hollywood, because she’s that fucking old….and she’s something that he locked in because she was for a period of time seen as the hottest girl in hollywood, despite having never had any decent movie roles, or memorable movie roles, she had all kinds of fucking hype around her…

Sure she’s looking fit in her clickbait staged paparazzi bikini pics, all muscular and not fat, living life as a lingerie model for a lingerie brand she has ownership in…but I can’t quite figure out if I like it or not, I mean it’s a bikini…but is an old lady in a bikini….and sure she’s got that Megan Fox hype most of the world forgot about…but she’s still Megan Fox…so many complex layers to analyze a woman and her famewhoring…

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2018

06

Apr

Rihanna Thickness of the Day

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Say it loud – black power proud…

Rihanna is at some event, who knows what it’s for, not me, that would require reading and like Rihanna, the high school drop out, sex worker turned teen popstar, who got time for that…

Her tits in a push up bra, her thighs thick enough to crush watermelons, and no, that’s not some racist 1960s black joke, because black people like watermelon, it’s a legit fetish for thick thighed women to participate…google it..youtube it…no wait…I’ll do it for you…

She looks old, but she’s won at life, and not just because she’s got a billionaire russian boyfriend who has a black girl fetish, but because she herself is a billion dollar brand and for an island girl turning tricks as a teen….that’s some serious scamming…

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