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2017

22

Nov

Kendall Jenner Made 22 Million Dollars Last Year of the Day

Kendall Jenner made 22 million dollars last year…which is enough money to re-affirm her position as being an important player in the grand scheme of the world…rewarded like the rest of her family, despite being the fucking worst humans ever…the people other people can’t stand…yet girl’s still making 22 million dollars…it’s weird, it makes no sense on a cultural level, why would such garbage be celebrated so much, and she’s not even hot…but America is about consumption, girl has following, girl gets paid a commission, like an AVON lady, disguised as a model…but that doesn’t mean it’s not gross…

The good news is that it’s enough money for her to get the good face injections.

Here are some of her highlights of the year….the 22 million dollars of highlights..

Here she is in a see through..

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2017

22

Nov

Minka Kelly Stuffing her Face of the Day

Minka Kelly Stuffing her Face with Pineapple

Minka Kelly is one of these actresses who all the weird nerdy dudes get a hard on for, because I guess she’s just so fucking basic and accessible they feel like they’ve got a shot, without realizing that when you take a average looking girl, celebrate her, pay her well, give her work…she gets this ego and thinks she’s fucking hot and can’t fully process that they are average at best, sure there’s the typical woman insecurities, but ultimately, she’ll only fuck money, hang with money and do money thing, a consumer, her life filled with stuff…not down to earth at all but rather an ego who thinks she’s more important than people while pretending to be down to earth…it’s all nonsense…

But watching her and her 40 year old seducing us by eating in public erotica….is a fetish…a weird fetish but a fetish nevertheless.

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2017

22

Nov

Vitamin Vape is Necessary of the Day

Vitamin Vape

VITAMIN VAPE is a great fucking concept…it’s allows you to take your vitamins while you’re vaping….and if you had a mother growing up…you’ll know just how important it is to take your vitamins..

As an unhealthy fuck, I realize the importance of bio-hacking, you know figuring out ways to medicate your body, to off set the bad things you do to your body – living on the grid in this radioactive, radio wave, technology filled, processed filled world…

It’s one of those take your fucking vitamins and do what you can to not fall into the arms of the evil pharma companies who want you sick, dying, to make them money…you are their bottom line…

So why not get a boost of Vitamin B while doing what you love…VAPING

So each vaporizer contains 14 times the amount of B12 you’d find in a shot.

Studies have shown that inhaling B12 can be 100’s of times more effectively absorbed than pills.

If you have symptoms of chronic fatigue, mood disorders like depression, and chronic stress or feeling run down – you may need some VITAMIN B12.

Vitamin B12 is also an essential vitamin for addressing adrenal fatigue, multiple metabolic functions — including enzyme production, DNA synthesis and hormonal balance

It helps maintain energy levels…it prevents memory loss and lowers risk of neurodegenerative disease…it boosts Mood and helps the Nervous System to Properly Function…
and it plays a role in maintaining heart health….

Sounds good to me…


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Posted in:Featured Post|SFW

2017

22

Nov

Ana Braga Ready for Thanksgiving of the Day

Ana Braga Pumpkin

Ana Braga is a magical creature….

She’s actually my go-to snapchat takeover girl, not that I update my snapchat, but I used to and Ana Braga was the answer….

It didn’t make my snapchat relevant, like none of her paparazzi efforts of bottom feeding made her famous or relevant…

But people still talk about her, and old Playboy model from another country…living out her AMerican dream..

She’s an interesting character..and here she is getting everyone into the Thanksgiving spirit, because she’s in AMerica…living the life of Freedom she wants…the shit she dreamt about in the 50s when she was growing up..

Goddess..really..chasing the paparazzi…really…legends.

Ana Braga Taking Selfies in a Bra

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2017

22

Nov

Olivia Wilde Still in a Swimsuit of the Day

Olivia Wilde Swimsuit

Olivia Cockburn is in her one piece bathing suit – because she’s doing us all a favor knowing she’s an old washed up – loose skinned mom – who has a stomach no one really needs to see – or that she doesn’t want anyone to see as she’s in the process of toning up to get back to that place of hype she once had before being a mom – as Olivia Wilde…because Cockburn isn’t as marketable even though it’s the tactic she likely used to get a career….even with her connections and money from her family..I don’t believe in hollywood celebrity on merit or buying a career alone…there was cock burning going on…like a survivalist in the wilderness trying to use friction to stay warm….just rubbing and rubbing until there was smoke and hope of a spark..you get what I’m saying here…and that’s that she’s a whole lot of hype…uninteresting..in her one piece…take it in dudes…take it in…some mom body…on vacation…eroticism…

Posted in:Olivia Wilde|SFW

2017

22

Nov

Slutty Behind The Scenes at Victoria’s Secret of the Day

BTS Victoria's Secret

I hate participating in the Victoria’s Secret fashion show hype, because I find it fucking boring…I find it ridiculous…and ultimately, in a world filled with these very girls getting naked in photoshoots all the fucking time, it’s obsolete, out dated…

I hate knowing it’s an infomercial, for a mall brand, that tries to be over the top and exciting, in a televised fiasco of clickbait on paid timeslot from NBC or whoever they buy it from, because it makes serious fucking money for the brand…and we are all just fucking suckers..

These impractical and uninteresting underwear creations on promo models who are all hot, no doubt, but so many people are hot…are not worth our time…

I guess other people are catching onto that as they make their way to China to sell bootleg shit produced in their sweatshops back to them…

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Posted in:SFW|Victoria's Secret

2017

22

Nov

Easily and Affordably Obtain a Medicinal Cannabis Card in California and New York

I find it ridiculous that weed is federally illegal, it’s obviously some kind of conspiracy, and even with the legalization of it in Canada, it’s all tactics for the government to have their hands in your pocket, to tax you and to control something that they’ve finally realized they can’t control.

It’s a fucking plant….A fucking plant…that you can grow, that will grow like a weed, but as a people we decided to let the Government decide it’s criminal for no fucking reason, now suddenly it’s not going to be illegal and the same cops will be smoking weed with you at a party like it’s a beer…just because someone decided it’s legal..

Now it’s not legal in the USA, but there are loopholes, so that’s why I posting this important article for you to figure out how to get your medical card in New York, because the fact it’s criminal blows my fucking mind…

California New York medical cannabis card

“Do I need a California medical cannabis card? A New York one?”

These and similar questions are all over the news and the blogosphere. States are passing laws giving people access to medical marijuana and, in some states, recreational cannabis. However, just because the states have relaxed the rules doesn’t mean you can march into your doctor’s office and ask him or her for a medical cannabis prescription.

Qualifying for a Medical Cannabis Card

Despite its overwhelming healing properties, medical marijuana still falls under the federal classification of a schedule 1 drug, which specifies that these substances have no medical benefits.

In most states that’ve given the thumbs up, you’ll need to find a licensed medical marijuana doctor commissioned by the state to get certified based on your condition(s).

Medical conditions vary by state and the list of qualifying conditions can be updated at any time. An occasional headache isn’t enough for a recommendation; you must have a debilitating or chronic condition such as Multiple Sclerosis, Cancer, AIDS & HIV to be considered.

In New York, chronic pain was recently added to the list, which has been on California’s since the beginning. This less specific condition gives doctors some leeway in their diagnosis.

Finding a Cannabis Doctor

Finding medical marijuana consultations can be challenging. It’s possible your primary physician may know some legit cannabis doctors, but this isn’t always the case. States won’t make it publicly known which doctors are permitted to recommend marijuana, for fear these docs would get inundated with people claiming phony conditions.

The laws in both New York and California mark major breakthroughs for sufferers of several serious, chronic conditions. Before instant online access was available, you had to spend time searching “medical cannabis certifications near me.” Plus you had to make an appointment, travel, wait, and pay a hefty fee to get certified–and if you weren’t, you might still have to pay for the visit.

Luckily in New York and California you can get direct access to these California and New York medical cannabis doctors online with NuggMD’s telemedicine service. Consult with a live doctor via phone or video chat then become approved in minutes. It doesn’t get much easier than this.

The NuggMD Process Slightly Differs in Each State

The process of obtaining medical marijuana is faster and cheaper in California than it is in New York. Plus, in both states, you’re only charged if approved!

California New York medicinal cannabis

While a visit to a NY state-licensed pot doctor would cost an average of $250, a NuggMD MMJ certification is just $199 and $99 for annual renewals. But before you New Yorkers ask, “Can I buy cannabis in California with my New York certification?,” know that it’s only valid in your home state.

In California, the recommendation costs much cheaper, only $39 and $59 for the rec and a picture ID card.

Acquiring Medical Cannabis Differs in Each State

Once you become a cannabis patient, the next step is to obtain your medication. Yet you can’t just go to a pharmacist and get vape oil cartridges ; you’ll need to use a state-approved marijuana dispensary.

Californians can order cannabis from several dispensaries immediately after your rec is issued using Nugg, the state’s biggest online delivery platform. You don’t have to register with the state. Golden State MMJ patients can also cultivate as many medical plants as necessary within 100 square feet.

Prior to searching “medical cannabis dispensaries near me,” New Yorkers must register with the Department of Health after being approved; once you do, you can only obtain medical weed from certain state-approved dispensaries. Another bummer: Empire State patients can’t grow any medicinal plants.

Attitudes about medical cannabis and marijuana itself are changing. This could eventually lead to relaxing federal laws allowing for more testing in the field. No matter what happens, rest assured that NuggMD is your go-to resource in helping you improve your life with medical marijuana.

There you go…

Posted in:Featured Post|SFW

2017

21

Nov

Iggy Azalea’s Twerk of the Day


Iggy Azalea posted a twerk video and it was as disgusting as you’d expect a fake ass – an ass stupidly jacked up with her stomach fat – and a face jacked up with who the fuck knows – in an attempt to be hot, interesting, exciting for black guys to fuck, like a porn chick or a sex doll but missing the mark because she’s disgusting…

But I guess she doesn’t realize that she’s disgusting, because she likely has body Dysmorphia and thinks she’s fucking hot, that all the dudes like it….otherwise why would she post this shit…it’s delusions…I call only reading the good comments…

Posted in:Iggy Azalea|SFW

2017

21

Nov

600 Year Old Gwen Stefani in Marie Claire

Gwen Stefani Marie Claire

Wanna know what the world has seen enough of?
Tranny, who was married to a Tranny lover, and now dating an old beat up drunken cowboy with a lot of money who I guess could never admit he’s gay, even though he seems pretty fucking gay to me, in the Brokeback Mountain way….and I guess with the choice in pussy he makes…

AKA

Gwen Stefani….

From a young age, her ripped abs and musculature made me uncomfortable while trying to sexualize her, and whenever I’d meet a guy who would call her hot, he was either a bro who thought any girl was hot, you know the he’d fuck anything kind of guy….or a closet case..

Yet she still exists, still tries to market and publicity stunt herself, half naked in Marie Claire

She’s also looking weird pre-taping Macy’s performance

Because she’s a dude.

Posted in:Gwenyth Paltrow|SFW

2017

21

Nov

Elle Fanning is Super Creepy of the Day

Elle Fanning is Super Creepy

Watching Elle Fanning eat for the paparazzi, like she doesn’t care they are following her, like she is letting them watch her, because she probably doesn’t care that they are following her, maybe she likes that they are following her…..it makes her feel like she’s made it, but she knows she’s made it….

I like to think it’s more a living life in an aquarium, a cage, a glass box for everyone to look in on and watch, judge, comment on….because she’s a fanning…you know so used to people staring that it’s like they don’t matter or exist cuz they are always there…in a she is just going through life..and we are just watching…but hopefully something cracks, rage happens, a break down happens….it’s more exciting than girl looking all robotic and humanoid….

But in the meantime, here’s her creepy lunch…just look at that exploited teen chew.

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