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2017

23

Nov

Elle Fanning’s Creepy Mirror Selfie of the Day

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Elle Fanning's Creepy Mirror Selfie

This is a creepy picture that creepy Elle Fanning put out to the internet 21 hours ago…of her in front of a mirror looking busty…which makes her less creepy…not because of her padded bra or swollen tits in a white T-Shirt…but because she actually has a reflection.

You’d think being a creepy fucking vampire…you know because she’s so pale and because her family are weirdos who if anyone was a vampire, it’d be them…

You know all that sneaking their young kids into the public eye at a very young age…and by sneaking I mean selling them the fuck out..creating serious fucking weirdos…

And here’s that selfie.

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2017

23

Nov

Hailee Steinfeld in a Bra of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld in a Bra

I don’t know when the sexualization of Hailee Steinfeld happened, I mean I am sure some of you redneck perverts have been sexualizing her since she was cast on True Grit and her fanbase sort of grew from there, there’s a reason why all these teens end up with massive audiences and it’s not because other teens are following them on social media…it’s because the world, exspecially on the internet, is perverted and allows dudes to privately enough tap into that perversion….those instincts you feel when in public but don’t acton and instead you go home to research or get into….because of the internet…

I do know that the True Grit star, who at one point was just a chubby quirky 18 year old girl, has managed to position her career as a singer because singers make more money than actors and in doing that…she’s got fit, looks good and posts provocative shit on the internet…in her bra – so NAUGHTY and click-baity…clever.

Here she is deep stretching…

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2017

23

Nov

Anna Kendrick Brought her Tits to some The Voice Mash Up Promo of the Day

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I guess marketers understand that the only people who go to the movies are the people who still watch TV, so the people at Pitch Perfect, who produced another movie, even though Anna Kendrick is 40 and awkward looking, while the asian one looks like she’s pushing 60, and we know the fat one along with eating her weight in cake, is officially 50, but you can’t call her out for it, because she will sue you an win, it’s her right to lie about her age, cuz she’s fat filled and wrinkle-less as her skin barely can support the pressure of her obesity….while Hailee Steinfeld who is the only college aged one..and probably the only one worth fucking…

You see Anna Kendrick has such a fucking terrible face, a weird little mouth, the kind of look that makes her look like she’s sucking on lemons, and when I hear people find her hot, I write them off as people who watch the voice, and would go to the movies….even though they are probably just dudes with low expectations, and she’s better than the local trash available to them…you know love the average at best chick and her cleavage…

I just expect more out of overpaid cunt. I want them to be hot…and it’s more than just fucking cleavage to win me over.

There’s something weird going on with her legs too….but I can’t figure that one out…but look at the tits bro…keep getting this mangled chick hired…you asshoels.

Theres a video…i wish I didn’t post…

Posted in:Anna Kendrick|SFW

2017

23

Nov

I’m Thankful for Ireland Baldwin of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin

I figure I should be thankful for Ireland Baldwin, because no one else in the world is, not even her own parents..

I know referencing Alec Baldwin calling her a pig on the voicemails he left Kim Bassinger when in divorce, when talking about Ireland Baldwin, is basic, played out, boring, but hilarious…and the most interesting thing about this spoiled, entitled, forever in the shadows of her parents, strong jaw, massive monster over 6 feet tall that isn’t a celebrated model, even though she’s big enough to be a model, while all these other people like her own cousin, who I am sure she hates are short, not modelesque and making it…

What I am saying is that I am thankful for Ireland Baldwin choosing the instagram life, the attempt to get famous like her parents by getting half naked, I am thankful for her already having a stint in rehab because life as a broken identity crisis rich girl is so hard…you know all the nice thing in life, the nothing to worry about in life, leads to so much to worry about themselves, so much that doesn’t fucking matter.

Imagine, girl has an allowance more than any of you make, houses all over the fucking place to live at, money to eat, and she still manages to fucking whine…and medicate..poor little rich girl…..

Thanksgiving Miracle…or Thanksgiving trainwreak…who has a massive potato shaped head…that comes with a willingness to get topless…good times..

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2017

23

Nov

V4 Twenty Vaping with Pussy of the Day

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It’s thanksgiving, and I figure that I’ll give thanks to our longtime partner over at V4-Twenty …who have been working with us to bring you this Great American Pop Culture everyday….without them….there would be no servers paid, no alochol in my veins, not rage against how ridiculous humans are…so thank you…

I am more of a drinker, but should get more into the Cannabis world, maybe it would chill me out and cure me of cancer and not make me as fat as I am…and when I make that Transition like I was Bruce Jenner and going from booze to weed is like chopping of my dick / my all I know…I am going to do it with my V4-Twenty Vape…

It’s called THE PLUSH …because vaping is soft like the plush velvet nightgown my lap dancing stripper had on the another night, only a lot more fun because it doesn’t mislead you with lies about how bad it wants to fuck you, rubbing you to lure you into the next song…

Either way, it’s fun for people who like vaping so buy the people in your lives a V4-Twenty VAPE for Christmas, or today, or whatever…

Here’s some PUSSY and the Vape…I promised in the clickbait misleading title…it’s the only way I can get your damn attention.

Posted in:Featured Post|SFW

2017

23

Nov

Deepika Padukone from the XXX Movies Lookin Hot of the Day

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Deepika Padukone from the XXX Movies Lookin Hot

Since Thanksgiving is based on the coming to America Pilgrims, befriending and earning the trust of Indians, before taking over their land in bad deals, basically treating them like livestock, sterilizing their women, trying to assimilating them, calling them savages, you know feeding them drugs and alcohol to destroy their people, who lived in a communal and amazing way, in touch with nature….but luckily now we have cities, and taxation, and poverty, and rich evil men where there were once forests and animals…suburban subdivisions, malls, sky scrapers…money money money…make that money….medication, shitty non-organic, chemical filled foods we feed our kids…and the whole thing is fucked…

I figure why not post a hot Indian Deepika Padukone….from XXX Vin Diesel movies….because Indians are what we need to celebrate today…not the WHITE TURKEY EATING FAT AMERICAN AN HER CORN MEAL CASSEROLE AND VARIETY OF STORE BOUGHT PIE FROM HER RETARD SCOOTER CUZ SHE HAS NO FEET THANKS TO DIABETES….#America.

Either way, here she is stripped out of her tribal dress and feathers for your perving…

Posted in:Deepika Padukone|SFW

2017

22

Nov

Bella Throne Riding Dick of the Day

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Here’s some clickbait for any of you who are into Bella Thorne…a little Bella Thorne on some mechanical cock being so funny, edgy, extra, odd, quirky, racy, pretending to Not Give a Fuck, but rather trying to show the world just how much she does give a fuck, because those who don’t give a fuck, do not tak fucking selfies all fucking day for attention, they are not actors, and they are not rich…this is all fucking calculated….

If you’re not into that, here’s her boyfriends’ intro scene of their sex tape they haven’t leaked yet, but will…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

22

Nov

Olivia Culpo’s Cameltoe of the Day

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Olivia Culpo's Cameltoe

When you are a pageant girl from 100 years ago like Olivia Culpo, who I am sure very few people have ever heard of, but who has been invited to a handful of events, and has dated at least one Jonas brother…so that she’s managed to meet at least one paparazzi who she can call to schedule a meeting with…one where she walks out pretending not to notice cameras on her…that she called…because no one gives a fuck about her…proven by the no eye contact…she’s probably not even on a fucking call..

BUT she does have a cameltoe…marketing…you know how it is…gettin’ press for all the right reasons when you’re pretty much a nobody…

I LIKE IT.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Olivia Culpo|SFW

2017

22

Nov

Selena Gomez’s New Face at Lupus Event of the Day

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Selena Gomez Lupus Event

Selena Gomez has Lupus, she’s had organ failure like David Cassidy with her Lupus, she has had organ transplants from organs she harvasted from groupies who wanted to be famous, wanted to be near the source of all things Selena Gomez, willing to give up part of them for the doughy faced weirdo….

She was at a LUPUS event, because I guess she’s been convinced to use her voice to try to find a cure, probably out of guilt that she’s survived due to being rich and if she wasn’t rich she’d be dead…

But these vapid Disney assholes don’t feel guilt, they jus thing they deserve the world, coddled, but still hating themselves, it’s a weird dynamic…one you’d hope the terminal disease eliminates…but…I did some research and saw this fact:


In severe cases, organs damage and failure can occur. Over 90 percent of people with lupus are women between the ages of 15 and 45. Historically, lupus caused people to die young, primarily from kidney failure. Today, with careful treatment, 80 to 90 percent of people with lupus can expect to live a normal lifespan.

Meaning, we’re stuck with this little chipmunk, her nonsense, her unstable drug abuse, her emotionally distress and relationship with beiber, her implants and new face…is not going anywhere, so maybe you should jerk off to it.

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Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2017

22

Nov

Camila Mendes Slutty for Men’s Health Magazine of the Day

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Camila Mendes for Men's Health

Thanks to my stolen Netflix account, I have seen Riverdale, all of the first season really…I’ve always been into shitty teen mystery storylines – even when they are fucking terrible…

The entire time I was watching Riverdale I was trying to understand how it had anything to do with Archie Comics, besides name and setting, but more importantly, I questioned why they made Veronica a rich Mexican, I mean other than because of inclusion…but MORE importantly, I wondered why they used an ugly Mexican to play Veronica, all thick necked and weird jawed, so that every time she acted hot I’d screen at the TV “SHE IS NOT FUCKING HOT”….make her the fucking chambermaid at the Five Seasons…

But then again, so many ugly rich girls act like they are hot and get male attention like they are hot because they’ve marketed themselves as hot…even when they aren’t hot..I call the Hadid and Jenners and Baldwins as evidence…so I GUESS IT MAKES SENSE…even if nothing else about it does…

She’s in Men’s Health, because I guess a lot of 40 year old pervert dudes who read Men’s Health are following Riverdale…which is weird in and of itself…but not as weird as this photoshoot.

What I am trying to say is Cheryl Blossom all the fucking way

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