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2017

24

Nov

Nina Dobrev Gnarly Cameltoe of the Day

Nina Dobrev’s gnarly cameltoe came out a few days ago, and it is pretty fucking hilarious, why even wear leggings at this point, but likely wearing leggings just so that you can pull off the pussy cameltoe without it coming across as shameless…or attention seeking…

I’ve been told by someone who fucked someone Nina fucked – that Nina’s got herpes, which makes sense since everyone’s got herpes…especially young starlets, who I think are Canadian..trying to make it in America on a show that I don’t even know if it’s on tv anymore…but that Cameltoe is happening…it’s modern…convenient…..

Remember – she POSTED this to her social media…intentionall

TO SEE HER IN SOME TIGHT PANTS

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2017

24

Nov

Hailey Baldwin Being Attacked By her Dad of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin is getting mauled by her weird Christian father who was once famous, possibly still famous, but defintely narcissistic, the kind of guy who jerks off to pics of his daughter, cuz she came from his sperm…you know rich, weird, delusional…an ex addict turned GOD addict..unstable..

The kind of guy who gifts his daughter a framed pic of herself…you know to celebrate how hot he thinks she is, they are..the world is…

I guess she’d have to be put to work as a model and needs all the encoragement she can get…because she’s not that hot..skinny, alright looking but with that jacked up face…not right…

Rich and delusional crazy people trying to stay relevant through offspring..what the fuck…

Garbage really…

Here she is fake modelling…

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2017

24

Nov

Maitland Ward Turkey Fucker Erotica of the Day

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Maitland Ward is a monster….making a thankgiving dinner – because MONSTERS need to celebrate Thanksgiving too, it’s their right as Americans…especially when that monster has monster tits and is a product of your pop culture…

So here she is shamelessly putting out clickbait thematic content that is holiday themed for people like me to post cuz I got nothing better to do and I guess either does she…

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2017

24

Nov

Senior Citizen Nicole Murphy in Leggings of the Day

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Old Black Ass…in some Leggings for Black Friday…

The most racist day in White America…

I went over this already – it is in the Morning Hangover Dump….about how the corporations designed a day for black people by giving them crazy discounts..to buy the shit the white people tell them about on TV…don’t make me try to write this joke out a second time – it isn’t that funny or interesting….or as fun as wrestling for a toaster…

While this black ass, Nicole Murphy, Eddie’s ex wife…who is richer than 99.9% of the white people, or all humans really, so she doesn’t need to do no black Friday wrestling over a toaster shit…

But I figure old lady in leggings, ex Model ass….

Here are some pics…

Posted in:Nicole Murphy|SFW

2017

24

Nov

Olivia Wilde’s Hard Nipples in her Mom Swimsuit of the Day

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Olivia Cockburn is a scam, relatively uninteresting but people seem to like her, they find her interesting or hot or whatever…and I don’t get it. She’s old, troll-like, terrible…and manipulative…seemingly a terrible person…

But when her nipples are hard and wet..I get her appeal…and why people would like her – cuz looking at her full titty…nipples in a bathing suit…it’s alright…

I also appreciate that she’s in a one-piece bathing suit…covering up that new mom mangled stomach…allowing us to focus on her hard nipples.

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Posted in:Olivia Wilde|SFW

2017

24

Nov

Charlize Theron in a Bikini of the Day

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One thing I like about Charlize Theron is that her mom killed her father because he was “abusive”…making her the kind of girl who grew up thinking it was ok to murder people if they rubbed you the wrong way…

But she can’t be rubbed the wrong way….because she was a starving South African with a killing mom and dead dad back home – with a dream…who did Playboy, and all this other low level shit before she was “FOUND”…and you know what being “FOUND” is all about thanks to the Weinstein allegations…

So she’s the good famous girl, not that good in a bathing suit cuz she’s old, and not the Charlize of the past, but not exposing the hands that fed her, even though we know she did some shit…to get where she’s at..and that is a magical experience…

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Posted in:Charlize Theron|SFW

2017

24

Nov

Sara Sampaio in Thailand of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is a short, average looking model, who is nice and skinny which is nice to see….

I don’t know how the Portuguese girl scammed her way into Victoria’s Secret, because her first job was working for Victoria’s Secret….a small town Portuguese girl…suddenly in NYC making a million dollars a year…makes no sense…but it happened…

I like to think futuristic billion dollar a year scam companies…have genetic labs where they build these women…and she’s clearly got an Adriana Lima vibe….but totally bootleg, they haven’t perfected the science…you can’t expect the world out of people…but who knows, maybe his is just her, skinny girl who dates billionaire…because she can…

She’s in Thailand decompressing…because life’s rough for her.

Here’s a video

Here she is topless with a rich guy in Antigua last year:

Here she is BTS at the Victoria’s Secret show…

Posted in:Sara Sampaio|SFW

2017

24

Nov

Brooke Hogan Not Hulks Daughter in a Swimsuit of the Day

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This is Brooke Hogan, not the big girl with the big fucking jaw, who is a bit of a monster, with a great inheritance thanks to her dad fucking his friend’s wife on video – only to leak to the media – to sue the media – Gawker specifically…even though Gawker was evil, run by the sodomites, and deserved to be shut down…

This is BrookeHogan1 from the internet, you know the other Brooke Hogan…who doesn’t have the huge Hulk Hogan trust fund, but she’s got the same name as the other one and could try to get some credit cards in her name, that’s what I would do….when opportunity strikes….you know…

She’s in a bathing suit, she’s an “influencer” which basically means she was early to get in a bathing suit on instagram….because the rich guys pay the fuck up bro.

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Here is some bikini pic from her social media…

Posted in:Brooke Hogan|SFW

2017

23

Nov

I’m Thankful for Britney Spears as a Cowgirl of the Day

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There are so many reasons I am thankful for Britney Spears in Daisy Dukes…and midriff and a cowboy hat…showing off her old lady fit mom body….and none of them have anything to do with how her music shaped me as a person or inspired me…

But I did jerk off to that Hit Me Baby One More Time Music video before I had broadband internet…I was doing that dial-up shit and MTV was an easier option…girl created fetishes early on…and continues to..

Not that her being the hot mom is really that much of a fetish, but the fact that K-Fed is set for life from fucking her a few times is…I mean I’m a mooch and can mooch and would mooch that hard…and knowing it was done to Britney is inspiring.

Also, I am a cult status, into the sex cult movements…I believe that a man who can capture and captivate people to do crazy things – often times to his penis or to each other as he watches…claiming it is god’s will…blows me away, I have a hard enough time getting the girl at McDonalds to get me a damn burger I’m paying for…not that I eat McDonalds, that shit is poison and will kill you, but YOU Know what i mean…that’s power…

So seeing her held captive against her will, that she doesn’t even realize she’s being held captive, just continuing to be an earner, dancing monkey for her mooch family, who made her and will work her to the bone…fascinates me…

Is this a cry for help, or is she just being distracted with the though of Thanksgiving dinner – some pumpkin pie…cuz they’ve been starving her…and girl’s genuinely as excited as her meds let her..which isn’t shaving her head in manic episodes or anything…but cowboy dances…work for me.

SO I’m thankful for Britney Spears…doing whatever the fuck this is.

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2017

23

Nov

January Jones Keeps Bringing it to Social Media of the DAy

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Old Lady South Dakotan January Jones…..born in…you guessed it…January…and miraculously, became a famous set of tits on TV, thanks to acting requiring very little talent, just arrogance, something anyone with tits, who is told she’s hot enough will have..

She is the daughter of Karen Sue, a sporting goods store manager, and Marvin Roger Jones, a gym teacher and fitness director.

And she’s made it in Hollywood, this is not a “her uncle is Weinstein”…it’s more “She was Weinsteined” and even has the baby to prove it…just don’t tell the wife of the powerful person she bred with…keep it under wraps like he was Seacrest is likely doing with all his mistresses and women he mistreated…paying them the fuck off so they don’t turn on him…running through his contact book with checks so he doesn’t get publicly slaughtered…

She’s taken a liking to posting tits on her social media feed, because she’s got tits and at 40, it’s important to take in all the attention she can.

I still don’t get how she exists…but she exists and this is her Thanksgiving Turkey content….