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2017

06

Sep

Stella Maxwell Upskirt of the Day

Stella Maxwell WORE PANTIES…and flashed panties…at some luxury film event because she’s all HOLLYWOOD and because she’s sponsored by a PANTY company that these panties probably don’t actually belong to or maybe they do and they are contractually obliged to be seen in red carpet / paparazzi pics at luxury events, it is part of the reason why they signed her up to this model shit..

Her other Sponsor…Kristen Stewart…because singling out broken famous chicks from the worst franchise of movies…who can’t act…but who are seemingly sad….and manipulating them into a relationship like a mooch ANne Heche on a mission….was probably also at the event…EXCITING times..for Stella Maxwell.

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2017

06

Sep

Jojo Crotch Shot Working Out of the Day

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Let Jojo’s comeback story inspire you..

I am not too sure whether it is a comeback story or not…but she’s still on social media with a big audience…who are probably unsure of what she actually does or who she actually is…

I mean, I know she was a popstar 15 years ago but what is she doing now…why is she touring…who is going to these events….because I don’t know any of them…

Maybe a news crew should go out there a do a documentary called “who gives a fuck about JOJO….THESE PEOPLE DO”….

Or we can just look at her cunt doing fitness in tight pants – because we like cunts in tight pants doing fitness…

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2017

06

Sep

Elisabetta Canalis in a Bikini of the Day

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Do you believe in life after George Clooney ?

Elisabetta Canalis, known for being the vagina the George Clooney didn’t cum inside, because if he did, she’d have at least one kid, cuz based on her behavior, she knows the rule of the opportunist slut with a hot body.

Well, I assume Elisabetta Canalis is trying to figure it out, knowing she wasn’t good enough to get knocked up, seeing her ex all in the media, probably still living off his money he likely pays her as all these rich guys do with their sugar babies, you let them in your cunt once and it’s for life…or something…

Posted in:Elisabetta Canalis|Elizabeth Berkeley|SFW

2017

05

Sep

Alyssa Milano’s in a Bikini of the Day

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Alyssa Milano is not hot.

She is old. It is not 1989 and this is not the BTS of Who’s the Boss..

That is not Tony Danza by her side, that is her hairy arm she’s had laser, but like all people who amputate important body parts, that shit lingers, Phantom hairy arms…because like the Italian she is..bitch was hairy…

I find it interesting her fans still exist and still get excited abotu her in a bikini because she has been off TV for decades and really Who’s the Boss wasn’t even that hot, or fun, or good…she’s just Maitland Ward 90s trash still milking it like the cow that she is.

The highlight of Alyssa Milano is that she once told me off on social media for making fun of her arms….it felt like I was getting through and inspiring…but clearly..I wasn’t…and never will…but that’s a whole other story….

Posted in:Alyssa Milano|SFW

2017

05

Sep

Sarah Hyland Bikini Party of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is in a bikini because she’s made for TV, child starring and thus broken bullshit….who is normally weird looking, but far less weird looking when she’s showing off her body.

I guess the execs at Modern Family told her and Ariel Winter to step up the slut to compete with the instagram stars stealing all the viewers…and it’s almost working, you know because they are famous, more famous, with marketing behind them, and big budgets, so their bikini pics are by default more important than the sluts we see on social…but their bikini pics are by no means hotter…if anything they just make me wonder why they get paid so much when so many hotter bitches will do it for free…I guess they are just in the right circles, the right table, scamming proper…who cares..

Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2017

05

Sep

Ariel Winter’s Wild Shorts of the Day

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I am all for asses of all ages, sizes, and levels of fame in short shorts, this is the style, you see it every time you leave your house, girls fucking love wearing this shit….that I am sure often times end up covered in shit because you can’t find a pair of underwear to act as a protective layer between anus and shorts….but that’s not that point…the point is that what you can see from Ariel Winter and her attention seeking, PR strategy, the shorts keep getting shorter and it’s at the point of why bother wearing pants…almost gross..but luckily we all like gross….because we are collectively perverts….you know sniffing the bike seats, or restaurant seats, or really any seats asses in shorts like this sit…but objectively…I can say this is aggressive…..and her ass is alright now, at 18…but is already starting to melt…

WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE….

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2017

05

Sep

Bella Thorne’s See Through Dress Nipple Ring of the Day

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Bella Thorne may be hot bodied but she’s also tranny faced from all kind of botox and injections that rebuilt her face like the other girls her age. It’s the trend.

When I Was in my 20s, girls wore khakis from the Gap and drank Starbucks, now they are jacking their faces up….going to EDM parties and acting like idiots…

I realize she’s got this hot body, but seeing her dancing and posing in some contrived while pretending she doesn’t give a fuck way is annoying….you know this is scripted, staged and she’s a pawn in the whole thing…

BUT at least she wears see through dresses while dancing around, looking like she’s medicated or drugged, all nipples everywhere, but you can barely see them because she’s a ginger and they are transparent, you know how it is…fame whoring, but here I am buying into it…

Posted in:Bella Throne|SFW

2017

05

Sep

Hilary Duff in a Bikini of the Day

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The highlight of labor day weekend was not that sluts at Burning Man who I assume are all over social media….but it was Hilary Duff in a bikini for the paparazzi in Malibu – because I love Hilary Duff…

Despite being an older mom with a mom body and a mom pussy – I think she’s at her hottest and that the hottest thing about her is that she’s not some tween twink Disney kid making her hundreds of millions…

I think her high testosterone, boxy, sturdy, thick, half naked, broad chested, capable of moving my fridge out of my basement apartment if she wasn’t rich and famous and too good for me…coupled with her her recently divorced, disenchanted with relationships, dating multiple men publicly, means she’d be a killer fuck…one of those too horny, too crazy, too rich, too coddled, too famous, too entitled to keep up with…but that in and of itself is hot…

I am a fan..and love that she’s an exhibitionist…

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2017

04

Sep

Lohan in a Bathing Suit is Everything of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is everything

She is an angel sent from heaven.

You may look at these pictures of her and think “what the hell is going on with her stomach, why does she gain her weight like that, is she pregnant, she must be pregnant, or is it just a bad angle”….

Well the answer is Lohan…this is how bodies are supposed to look, all those girls with toned stomachs just aren’t on trend…

Why? Because Lohan is everything, the Messiah…EVERYTHING…CONNECTED AT THE SOUL…spiritually connected…someone I want to worship and Pray to / Prey On…

I am into all thing Lohan and always will be, I just wish she was naked….I want to see her labia and just how much damage has been done…because others know how perfect Lohan is and she’s let them in to tickle her womb…

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2017

04

Sep

Bella Thorne Stripper Dance of the DAy

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I was not planning on doing any Bella Thorne content today, because it is Labor Day, we all need our time off, and because I hate being sucked into her scam that I know is just a fucking scam, basic low level marketing scam, to get attention scam…and with that attention she will make more money, get more jobs and continue to scam harder and harder until one day she expires, you know do as much as you can as hard as you can as fast as you can and this half nakedness is just trendy, the style, all the girls are doing it…and I love it…but I know it comes from an evil, selling product way, taking away the authenticity, not that she’s authentic, I’m sure the tits are fake, I know the face is face, but I still get into it….but probably because she’s lookin’ tranny faced and tranny, like nude selfies, are also trendy….so hard to keep up with these idiots…so many idiots…everywhere…

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