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2019

06

Dec

Joey King Does the Splits of the Day

Joey King had a break out year as far as I am concerned…she’s the KING…literally…as if that’s her real name….I am going to google it to make sure it’s not some name she uses to give us the illusion that she’s bigger and more important than she is….like she’s ELVIS’ daughter or something….

Anyway, Joey King had a break out year in acting – which means nothing since I am not bar of the FILM AND TELEVISION ACADEMY….I am not from the HOLLYWOOD FOREIGN PRESS….I am not a NEW YORK FILM CRITIC….and I never graduated from FILM STUDIES…but if I did, I’d probably still be working at the grocery store as a bag boy….in fact I barely even watch movies when I watch movies…which allows me to watch the same movie 47 times and feel like it is the first time…I wish we could apply that to my sex life…because if I felt like it was the first time, maybe I wouldn’t be impotent….

I still don’t find her all that hot, but when a girl can act, or gets a roll that impresses me, I hate her less. It’s 99 percent of the reason I think Rebecca Hall is hot….

So here she’s doing the splits in some lingerie…hosiery….fishnets…naughty like Gypsy Rose Blanchard but with all her hair and teeth…

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2019

06

Dec

Rita Ora Titty Shot of the Day

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I talk a lot of shit on Rita Ora, but I feel like in doing that, I’ve also helped her in my way, so all these girls googling themselves who think I am some kind of fat shamer, when really I am just a FAME shamer, because the quest for fame is lame to me, and once acquiring fame, you’re just putting yourself on as a target for hate, but I will say that I typically only post girls who I like seeing naked, so as much as I hate the celebs I post, I am all about there tits and RITA ORA…has great tits….

I know that in her process of getting famous, she made herself very fucking available, she was at every single party anyone she knew with some level of relevance would let her attend, and she’s got a level of notoriety from just sort of being around…without ever having to sing, despite being a singer…

But as the music industry collapsed into just viral songs from youtubers, where we have to deal with popstars as shit as Halsey, Rita Ora’s as deserving to be there, while far less annoying, with far better tits…so I am on TEAM ORA….cuz the rest of the shit out there, which happens to be 90 percent ALBANIAN like her, don’t have shit on these tits…

I guess Rita Ora is feeling insecure, craving some titty love, cuz with tits like this, that’s what matters, you’re just a host body…do your duty…

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2019

06

Dec

Jane Soul Butthole on the Beach of the Day

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Jane Soul is someone on instagram who is barely an instagrammer….

I mean she instagrams consistently…and it is all half anked ass shaking videos like some kind of sex worker she probably is…but she’s barely got a following considering she’s half naked with her ass twerking and basically her asshole exposed….because too many girls use the same tactics and now there’ll all fighting for eyeballs…that are distracted by ALL the other sluts out there…

As trashy and thirsty or desperate as her content is, at least she knows she is a whore and commits to it with consistent content….and the paparazzi seem to have spotted her at ART BASEL IN MIAMI doing whatever this is…putting her on the map with a viral hit…which I guess is what everyone out there on the internet is craving for that 5 minutes of fame. Otherwise why else do they spend all their free time producing this shit….

I mean I prefer spending my free time staring at the wall and reflecting on all the past mistakes of made…not producing content and I run a fucking blog that NEEDS content…

Like I have a valid excuse, not some convoluted dream cuz I saw someone on IG with 1,000,000 followers doing big shit and I figure I can get some of that too….

But maybe we can all learn a little something from Jane Soul….our SOUL SISTER…feeding our SOUL…with inspiring things like “be persistant with your ass and opportunity will follow”

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2019

06

Dec

Ashley Benson Nude of the Day

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I have nothing to say about lebsian with Cara Delevingne in this strategic nude shot now that she’s lost her weight via lesbian sex, and having a lesbian partner who pretends to be a model, and thus needs to be skinny, through fitness, diet, drugs, and gut flora enhanced by pussy bacteria…you know if you eat the shit of a skinny person, their shit bacteria will reprogram your digestion and could be a weight loss tactic, which should be your pickup line at any bar or party this Holiday season…spot a skinny girl, name off all your obesity related ailments, explain the research on shit bacteria, then ask for health, wellness and weighloss from them….via eating their shit…however you can….it will go over well..>TRUST ME <...I mean just look at Ashley Benson, the fat bitch already posing nude, it's only been a year since she started going down on Cara Delevingne...the results are remarkable...right. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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2019

06

Dec

Jessica Alba Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Look an old Jessica Alba and her mom body doing fitness…for her fans to jerk off to while she can pretend to be an influencer influencing the middle aged women who remember who she is and who buy her “Honest” products despite them being dishonest on how to do some work outs…when really it’s just her giving her loyal dude fans who you know are out there – some activewear ass to jack off to….and clearly she knows they’ll jack off to anything from any angle cuz it’s like she’s not even trying to hide her GUNT.

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2019

06

Dec

Josephine Skriver Bra and Panties of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is the hot VICTORIA’S SECRET MODEL who was created in some EPSTEIN or VICTORIA’S SECRET laboratory…literally in test tubes 25 years ago when the technology was new….designer babies…and because the program was funded by VS, it was only natural that she commit to the brand, promote the brand, they basically own her and are the reason she’s here, so it’s not like she has a choice, I mean you see what they did to Epstein…right…

That said…VICTORIA’s SECRET isn’t hot, that shit is dying fast, I’ve been callign them out for being boring and dated and not progressive, which doesn’t mean “BOOK FAT TRANS WITH RETARDATIONS TO SEEM INCLUSIVE”…it just means to be interesting…and they weren’t…so as they struggle like the bloated dinosaur they are…they still bring the same boring catalog pics…that I’ve always hate but that you like…it’s a hot model half naked…how could it be bad?….but clearly it can be boring….MAYBE THE ANSWER is more SPREAD asshole….

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2019

06

Dec

Dove Cameron White Top of the Day

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Dove Cameron is some 23 year old singer and actress from some Disney shit, so you know she knows how to fuck.

She’s got enough hype around her, at least with the pervert dudes looking for young sluts to jerk off to…because she’s a young slut to jerk off to…even at 23 and not quite young enough for your pervert needs…23 is almost old to the perverts….and everyone knows, but no one knows as well as she does, that at 23….it’s about to be downhill from here…

Her story is an interesting…born to James Cameron on the set of AVATAR….or was it Cameron Diaz? Who fucking knows….or maybe her actual story is that Chloe Celeste Hosterman at 14 years old, had a family that saw dollar signs in their hot daughter, they couldn’t believe they created such a mint piece of ass, and moved to LA to sell her to those execs…window of opportunity shit..so they renamed Dove Olivia Cameron…because I guess Hosterman sounds like a dentist or accountant….and now she’s in VOGUE promoting nonsense cuz that’s what happens when you hit “RELEVANCE”…

She looks young and hot, but it’s not criminal…and that’s what counts.

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2019

06

Dec

Daphne Groeneveld Bikini of the Day

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I rememeber when Daphne Groeneveld first started getting attention when she was barely 18….she had already been in the model industry for 4-5 years at the time…meaning at 15 when she was just a tween in her native land of the Netherlands…some fucking creeps were like “she’s tall enough, strip her down, put her in some overpriced garbage no one needs, and make all of us a lot of money”….

It was not legal for you to take pictures of under 18 year olds posed they way she was often posted, but it was ok for fashion to do it….no one got arrested…if anything…people just got rich….

She is in a bikini at 25 years old, I figure I’ll post it for old times, even though I don’t think she’s done all that much in the last 7 years….because bikini pics are enough to old fucks like me….

Check out all them coconuts.

Posted in:Daphne Groeneveld|SFW

2019

06

Dec

Chantel Jeffries Bikini of the Day

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Chantel Jeffries is a degenerate hooker who started her career by sucking NBA dick in Miami, here she is back in Miami with her tits and ass out in a bikini.

I would say that it is interesting how these instagram whores redesign their faces through face injections so that when they run their faces through their Facetune (photoshop for instagram whore) app, they have the foundation of what is needed for a facial rebuild so that they capture and create the above picture….when they actually look like the below picture…

It is artistry really, which makes sense since they are at ART BASEL, not to mention, they make a ridiculous living off this shit, they get LEGIT rich off this shit, so why wouldn’t they invest in making their fake life look better.

But it’s not interesting at all, it’s actually lame, pathetic, gross, and all that is wrong with our society…let girls be naturally hot again….

I remember noticing a fat chick in paparazzi pics with her bikini bottoms pulled up above her neck, you know basically as jacked up as humanly possible, above their hips and belly button and I wondered why, until seeing her instagram pic where she shrunk herself about 45 lbs and needed the bathing suit like that, so when she shrunk the whole thing it’d look legit….so this idiot is walking around with a bikini up to her neck, oblivious to people watching how dumb she looks…all for an instagram pic….cuz instagram is where she makes the money and that’s just silly…like this muppet basically doing the same thing…only at least she’s skinny.

Remember her bikini the other day?

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2019

05

Dec

Gigi Hadid in a Topless Photoshoot of the Day

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If you can look past the Gigi Hadid tits I assume you like cuz they are tits, you will see that Gigi Hadid is in a dumb wing….that really frames her face in a way that allows you to see the despite the face injections…looks pretty fucking dopey.

It’s one of those “is that Mohammed Hadid” trying to bankrupt his business so that he doesn’t have to pay for the house he built without permits in hopes of impressing all the LA sugar babies who think they are aspiring models…and feel like fucking some 70 year old dude who has daughters in the fashion industry will be that step closer to legitimacy…when really it is just one step closer to a new strain of herpes….

I guess it is safe to say that his best investment was in his daughters getting famous, because the pussy it has secured him has been an endless stream, otherwise he’d just be a creepy rich guy but now he’s the dad to young stars that trolled their way into stardom…

It’s all fucking lies….but you’ll like her hand bra or is this an arm bra…you always like the hand bras…or is this an arm bra…