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2019

09

Dec

Serena Williams Bikini of the Day

I don’t believe her whole pregnancy with the dude from REDDIT….

I am convinced that this is some DOT COM BILLIONAIRE tech strategy to troll the world into thinking she had a kid, you know feeding the deep fake pregnancy pics to the world, because he doesn’t want people knowing he fucks big black men who live their lives as women, and he doesn’t want Serena’s legacy as a star player pulled from her, when they find out she’s a dude….so keeps the lie alive…and with the mastering of the internet…it’s easy.

Here she is in a bikini…

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2019

09

Dec

Sarah Hyland Ugly Basic White Girl Bikini Pic of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is out here bragging in her bikini top…not about her mini tits… (be sure to buy your minuture cinderblocks cuz they are cool )

She’s out here bragging that she’s landed a dude and that she’s getting married and that the whole thing is so exciting…a dream come true…where she gets to be that Disney Princess romance…despite the dude marrying her being gay and only in it cuz she’s a famous girl on TV…rolling the dice on inheriting her money cuz she’s already had 2 Kidney Transplants…what’s giving her a few years to make her feel normal before she expires….cuz that money will go a long way in the GAY SCENE…

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2019

09

Dec

Jojo’s Slutty Selfie of the Day

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Jojo posted up this BOLD underwear or bathing suit, I’m not quite sure what this outfit is, maybe a leotard? or a SPANX to keep her sucked in, but I’m seeing a full ass shot in the mirror and that’s all that really matters….

Jojo loves to post these BOLD underwear or bathing suit…sexualized pics of herself, despite her fan base being 90 percent gay dudes, at least the people who go to her concerts….while I guess there’s a large percentage of her audience that are perverts who remember her from her past…as past where she probably was sexualized by everyone involved, it was a different era, not too long ago, but these people weren’t held accountable for their creepy behavior towards young women…which I guess taught her lessons in marketing and in what men want because she consistently brings it…if this is bringing it..I think it’s bringing it…even if I think a career in porn would have been really bringing it the way she was manipulated into being very capable of doing…but instead she does whatever it is she does…which involves this.

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2019

09

Dec

Nicole Scherzinger’s Trans Vagina of the Day

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I’ve been saying that Nicole Scherzinger is a tranny for the last 20 years Nicole Scherzinger has been doing her slutty stripper dances that went viral and mainstream with the Pussycat Dolls….cuz she’s old..

I’ve always felt it makes more sense for a trans to be in stripper work because of the no period thing, and the whole men are better hustlers for the most part, at least if you were to look at all the biggest business successes over the last forever, it’s 90 percent male controlled.

I always feel it’s a nice twist of fate when the stripper turns out to be trans, because lets face it, lots of female strippers are hard faced from the hard life anyway, plus under that black light you cant even tell…

It’s like she’s “over the top” sexualizing herself, out to prove something, in a way only someone trying to convince you that she doesn’t have a dick…it’s a hustle and I guess it works if your TUCK GAME is strong enough.

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2019

09

Dec

Eiza Gonzalez in a Bikini of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez is the Mexican actress and singer. She gained popularity for her debut role as Lola Valente in the Mexican musical telenovela Lola, érase una vez…

Despite being part Mexican, I don’t know shit about Mexico, I was pulled from the orphanage at a young age after my mom died of Gay Cancer…despite not being gay, she fucked dirty motherfuckers who paid her…we all gotta make a living…

I assume that since we know of Eiza Gonzalez, she’s not like most Mexicans trying to crawl through tunnels to traffic drugs in your country, but rather some rich kid who can afford to buy her way into America…

Here she is back in Mexico, this time as a tourist in TULUM…because she’s so committed to the LA life, that she goes to their vacation spots, even in her native country to be a bikini clad cunt for the paparazzi…and she’s hot.

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2019

09

Dec

Lorena Rae in a Bikini of the Day

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Lorena Rae is some German model who is 25 years old…and who is best known for walking the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show in 2018, their last fashion show, which would be a historical moment if anyone actually gave a fuck that the mall brand isn’t running an infomercial on network television during prime time, when we’d rather be watching a prime time gameshow, Dateline or one of the Law and Order variations…because the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, hyping up some bullshit made in china shit, and making it seem like something more important or high concept than it is, because they make THAT much money off idiot mall shoppers…annoys everyone…

It’s too bad for this Lorena Rae girl, because I bet when she booked their VS Fashion show, she thought “THIS IS IT, I’LL GET CAST AS AN ANGEL NEXT”….only for the world to remind VS that they suck, and not cuz they don’t use trannies or fat chicks, or because they financed EPSTEIN…but because their shit is boring.

So in a lot of ways, her having the VS fashion show in 2018 cancelled, and the brand collapsing is pretty fucking funny because you know how hyped this on the beach sugar baby fake model who books real campaigns was…I love broken dreams or when winning becomes losing..

Never forget that as a German girl…her grandparents were Nazis…

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She was in a see through dress….

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2019

09

Dec

On the Third Day of STEPXMAS – Top 10 Mini Women for Mini Materials of the Day

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It’s the THIRD DAY OF STEPXMAS…where we give you IDEAS of AWESOME and AMAZING GIFTS….set against some pervert shit, like the Top 10 Midget infleuncers, cuz we are perverts…and no one can take that from us.

Today we bring you, Mini Materials, the worlds leader in manufacturing MINI construction materials like cinder blocks, red bricks, pallets and lumber – using the same materials as the full size counterparts like real cement, wood and nails. The best part about our friends over at Mini Materials is they make everything in house in the USA. No cheap china shit here!! This is real American craftsmanship man!

You can get a pallet of 24 mini cinderblocks for just $20! These make a great gift for someone who is already involved in the miniature world, someone who works on their train set and NEEDS a constriction site addition – but these Mini Cinderblocks also make great gifts for ANYONE. Great to have in an office as a fidget toy on your desk, use as a teaching tool for your kids, or start building your dream home, just in a smaller size.

IT IS THE BEST GIFT YOU CAN GIFT THIS YEAR TO ANYONE YOU KNOW – KIDS OR ADULTS – IT IS NOT EXPENSIVE AND IT IS AWESOME…. GET YOURS NOW!!

If you have someone on your list to buy for the holidays, who works in trades or does contracting or home improvements on the side, a pack of these will make the perfect unique gift!

So head over to MINI Materials now and get your 24 Pack of MINI Cinderblocks on a pallet, while you’re there check out the rest of their collection!

And here are the top 10 MINI women to celebrate all things MINI!

1 – Elena Gant

2 – Asta Young

3 – Karina Lemos

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8 – Tonya Banks

9 – Life of Wende

10 – Christy McGinty

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2019

09

Dec

Kim Garner Ass in a Thong of the Day

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Kim Garner is hotter than she gets credit for…not that she gets credit for anything..no one gives a fuck about Kim Garner…but since she started popping up in the paparazzi thanks to getting on a UK Reality Show, I consistently felt that she was hot bodied and deserved some credibility or hype, but every time I posted her…no one cared…here’s this half naked blonde babe with a rocking body in paparazzi bikini pics…and you motherfuckers don’t give a shit…that blows my mind because I am from the school of thought that any girl in a bikini is worth looking at, or getting excited about, and girls with far less TV time, who haven’t been on reality TV, who haven’t travelled internationally, who only exist on photoshopped IG pics do more than this girl who legit has this body…and that’s tragic…just proof that there is no rhyme or reason to why one specific slut resonates with people while other sluts need to turn to porn or high class escorting to get by…

The world is weird…and Kim Garner’s got a hot as…

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2019

09

Dec

Charlotte McKinney Big Tits on a Skinny Body of the Day

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The best thing about Charlotte McKinney is that she gains and stores her weight in the best way possible…so that she can have this anorexic body, looking like she never eats, the way I like women, all while having a huge set of sloppy tits, which is also what I like, but usually have to stare at a fat gunt to get it…

It’s like she’s some sort of gift from heaven that deserves far more attention than she’s getting..

I don’t really understand why she’s pulling her skin up to her belly button, but it makes it look like a second pussy…so that’s fun….if you don’t look at it like it’s an old stripper who has had one too many kids that you get lap dances from because you feel sorry for her…

She’s so skinny, from the tits down, that I am starting to think she’s lied to us about her tits being natural…it just doesn’t make sense..

Her XS bikini bottoms are hanging off of her, like in the anorexic porn I used to jack off to in 2004 before it got banned on the internet for being bad for the girls…so instead they focused on being fat…which is actually bad for girls…

Anorexia never killed anyone, I mean besides Karen Carpenter, but far more women die from obesity related diseases than anorexia…so fuck off with your banning of PRO-ANO fetish sites….and fuck off with your FAT POSITIVE SITES…

Far more women die from being fat every year…from being lazy pigs who over eat… but when you work so hard to be skinny from losing your teeth and hair so your heart gives out…the world turns on you for being a bad influencer…fuck off.

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2019

06

Dec

On the 2nd Day of stepXMAS – Top 10 Celeb Opiate-Users for Apex Kratom of the Day

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It is the 2nd Day of stepXMAS and our friends at APEX KRATOM are offering you the best DEAL ever for all you KRATOM CHristmas needs. FREE KRATOM !!!!! FILL ALL THE STOCKINGS IN YOUR LIFE UP WITH THAT!!!

Kratom has been said to help with addiction like opiate withdrawals, depression, anxiety, sociability, lowering blood pressure, metabolism boost, improving immune system as it is high in antioxidants and alkaloids, diabetes, chronic pain, increasing energy and stamina and even more. The Thai people have used Kratom for centuries as a sexual stimulant! It is legal, but seems like it could have been it got under the radar….because people who use it…love it.

There are different types of Kratom based on what you’re looking for so head over to Apex Kratom blog to learn more and find the product thats right for you.

They are also offering FREE KRATOM SAMPLES in powder OR capsule form! FREEE!! CHRISTMAS FOR EVERYONE! So if you or someone you know is into that…TAKE ADVANTAGE.

To CELEBRATE OPIATES DURING THIS HOLIDAY SEASON….These are some celebrity babes who have been known or admitted to some form of opiate use, and who would have been better off with our partner APEX KRATOM’ KRATOM – to help get them off those opiates…because KRATOM is one way you can try to relax, or get off opiates….

Now here are those opiate loving, some cured of opiate loving, celebrities who woulda been better off using Apex KRATOM …..

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Angelina Jolie