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2019

05

Dec

Ireland Baldwin Bra and Panties of the Day

Ireland Baldwin prison tats remind that she’s got basically zero Kim Bassinger genes….it must be a donor egg cuz all I see is Alec Baldwin in lingerie, cross dressing like some kind of tranny right, all big and monstrous….or maybe it is a Jamie Lee Curtis situation where Ireland was born with female reproductive organs and a dick….and they decided to raise her a girl…because there is nothing feminine about her…

I just looked up Kim Bassinger pics and I guess I can see the resemblance now…just not in younger Kim Bassinger pics….so it is like she skipped the good parts of being Kim Bassinger and got the 67 year old Menopausal high testosterone Kim Bassinger…

EITHER WAY, I am not ancestry or 23 and me doing a DNA test…I love all celebrity children equally, and seeing them strip down is a good thing, even if it’s messy.

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2019

05

Dec

Kara Del Toro Nip Slip of the Day

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Kara Del Toro is some instagram idiot – who I guess gets brand deals because she’s been able to polarize herself as not being a slut – like the artists at Art Basel selling a 120k banana taped to the wall have polarized themselves as being artists and their only real artistry is trying to find the dumbest ways to trick people into buying into their ideas and believing it is art….

This is her selling product the right way, I wish the clerks at the grocery store followed her lead when giving out free samples…

It’s hot, sure, but ridiculous to think this is “high concept” or acceptable by her and by the brand and by ZUCKERBERG but the second I post it…it is porn.

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2019

05

Dec

Kendall Jenner Fake Lesbianism with Bella Hadid of the Day

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Kendall Jenner Fake Lesbianism with Bella Hadid is obviously some lame fucking clickbait for the paparazzi they called to make some money and get the two trolls in the media like they are used to…because when you’re a Kardashian or a Kardashian affiliate it is this easy.

I remember when girls used to do this at clubs, before it was a thing for girls to mount each other or make-out, and circles of dudes would surround them like it was some kind of dance off, we were all just so excited to see girls losing their mind and fucking sucking each other’s tits on the dance floor….

But now, in this era of everyone being a lesbian, it’s really just some lesbian cultural appropriation, and she should be CANCELLED but the Kardashians can never be cancelled…there are too many idiots paying attention…I guess ya’ll are bored.

Kendall Jenner Bella Hadid Lesbian Bikini

Here is Kendall scratching her pussy…hot body…

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and HERE is Bella Hadid in some topless shit

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Posted in:Bella Hadid|Kendall Jenner|SFW

2019

05

Dec

Bella Thorne TikThot Erotica of the Day

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Bella Thorne loves to perform on social media, so it is only natural that she would take it to TikTok, since it’s the most relevant place for young people trying to avoid the overly curated and fucking BORING instagram nonsense…

She’s a trained performer from Disney, so doing silly gags in video is easy…plus she’s a product of sexual assault and trauma so she sexualizes herself…which means her TikTok stunts are done half naked…and her body looks great, her tits are big, and it’s a great diversion from that weird bootleg sports mascot mask of a head she’s got…too MANY face injections…but all that is offset with the fake tits.

POINT BEING…she’s a natural vine star with her “comedy”, and by natural I mean she mooched her jokes off the vine stars when she jumped into instagram back when she was allowed to get on social media contractually and TikTok is the new Vine….a whole new place for Bella Thorne bikini smut.

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2019

05

Dec

Ariel Winter Leather Pants of the Day

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The question here is how much lube did Ariel Winter have to use to stuff her legs into this pair of leather pants….the other question is what does she smell like after a day in her leather pants…that whole unbreatheable fabric and rank bitch combination is the best….unless you have a weak stomach and aren’t like me…where the stinkier the better…you know so I know it’s real…

Vile pig in a blanket….and by blanket I mean leather pants was the alternate title…but I decided to go more simplistic since “and by ____________, I mean _________” jokes are the worst.

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Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2019

04

Dec

Bella Hadid Getting Greasy in Miami of the Day

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Every time I see Bella Hadid I am reminded of the scam that is pop culture. You hear about fake news for politics and conspiracy theories or with EPSTEIN’s death….but you don’t hear it nearly enough when it comes to girls who have manipulated the industry into thinking they are important…

Bella Hadid is ugly, she was born ugly, she was raised ugly, she is still ugly….even with all the work done to her…and the fact that her agents or fashion industry have decided her tranny look…with all its injections and surgeries…is what we need to celebrate…a skinny bitch with no ass and some fake tits with a muppet face…and zero personality, who does nothing interesting, is what they feel they need to “reward”….it is fucking crazy…but you’d still jerk off on her…and that’s what counts…

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2019

04

Dec

Brie Larson Titty Bounce of the Day

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New fetish alert that you probably knew you already had – because you sit at the mall this time of year, and on most weekends, cuz you have nothing better to do, watching girls walking or running down stairs just to see the titty bounce….I hear you….but I was more of a hide under the stairs to look up any skirts that may be coming down the stairs and that vantage point is terrible to spot titty bounce….so I just never was exposed to it…

Unfortunately, this new run down the stairs fetish is being RUINED because it is of Brie Larson and she is shit…

She’s one of those overly eager to be famous piles of shit the pollutes the streets of LA, who tried everything before finally landing a “meaningful” role that won her an Oscar to allow her to book SUPERHERO movies cuz they fucking pay. It’s never been about the art or performing, it’s been about being praised by people and being paid. She is what is wrong with Hollywood and why movies suck, celebrities suck and the whole thing is just a bunch of losers being celebrated instead of a bunch of people we are drawn to because they are awesome…

So watching her titty bounce with new fame…fucking sucks….but that doesn’t mean I won’t take her lead and park myself next to a staircase to watch the titties running…I’m thinking of hitting the Montreal metro system….you know those late for work, trying to rush home for the holidays, not wanting to miss the train titties are probably the most bouncy….where as mall stairs may be too laid back and casual..you need that sense of urgency, or being chased to make it really have the right effect…or is it affect…I don’t know english is my second language…go ask your High School english teacher you fuck, mine is likely dead.

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2019

04

Dec

Charlotte Lawrence Cameltoe and Hard Nipples of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence is Joey Lawrence’s daughter and she’s got her tits out….like she was Jennifer Lawrence in her nude leaks that I am not convinced were nude leaks even though a dude went to jail for hacking her for them…I am convinced that they were staged and the fall guy was just an elaborate scheme to make her not come across as a whore, but rather a victim…it is Hollywood, they control the narrative and I for one, don’t believe shit…

I do believe young girls with their tits out, even if they are related the Joey and Martin Lawrence and don’t need to have their tits out, will have a better change making it in life as a public figure with their tits out….so good job LOTTE…(that’s what you call girls named Charlotte, duh)….

I do believe her nipples are highly positioned on her tit…which is always weird….but give the illusion of perky….so it will come in handy down the line…you know when she’s old, washed up, a mom of 5 and 50 pounds heavier like all women end up….her divorcee sexting will be substantially better received due to the nipple placement…so born with that competitive advantage…watch out other divorcees….Joey Lawrence’s baby girl is gonna steal all your men…but for now…she’s young, hot and slutty..

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Posted in:charlotte lawrence|SFW

2019

04

Dec

Michelle Mylett Twerk of the Day

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Michelle Mylett is a babe on some Canadian show called Letterkenny.

I know the show is a hit here in Canada, and I’ll assume that it has followed Degrassi / Schitts Creek / Trailer Park Boys / Tom Green and has finally made it in America, because I see her name popping up on the perv forums I rape and pillage for content everyday.

So now that the show is big in the USA, the babe on the show, can be appreciate by all your perverts the way we’ve all been appreciating her here in Canada.

I remember being a dancer at the Vancouver 2010 Olympics when she was 18 or 19….because all Canadians know each other….we go to IGLOO Parties and drink Maple Syrup together….and now 9 years later she is finally the star we all expected her to be…and she will go onto great things….

This booty shake in her sweat pants is just the start of the greatness that is to come. It’s been fun watching Michelle Mylett move up the ladder of celebrity. It’s like seeing one of our own infiltrate enemy lines to pollute your fat and lazy culture with our SOCIALIST ideals….

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Posted in:Michelle Mylett|SFW

2019

04

Dec

Shay Mitchell Tit Flash of the Day

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Shay Mitchell had a kid with some Canadian TV host that no one cares about, but that I guess she was a fan of growing up on Degrassi or wherever the fuck her celebrity started up, cuz she was a rich kid with rich parents who believed in her half Indian capabilities and invested in it…and I guess that paid off in dividends….because she’s not some vapid idiot celebrity…she was smart enough to get involved in as much shit as possible when her celebrity was happening….

She published teen fiction books that I’m sure she’ll make into movies or tv shows if she hasn’t, she did the influencer youtube thing, made travel videos, launched a travel brand, just fucking money from every fucking angle…and these are her milk filled titties not breast feeding her kid, or her baby daddy, but there for you to jerk off to…because this girl knows the hustle and makes it work for her….which sometimes means it works for you perverts sexualizing this and by you perverts…I mean me.

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