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2017

23

Jan

Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid See Through in Paris for Fashion Week of the Day

I know this isn’t about Trump, or the Women’s march…where women everywhere came together and were activists together because I guess it was more fun that doing the dishes, laundry, cooking dinner….

Where husbands everywhere were forced to eat take out, while listening to the women in their life spew some shit about equality…even though that’s got nothing to do with Trump, or the fact he grabs pussy, because clearly all these bitches like money, and having their pussies grabbed, making them seem totally delusional to pretend to be offended by it…but I guess delusion is the way things work….especially when actors, who are the most delusional greety, narcissist pigs, trying to relate to the people…terrible…

So the little pigs who objectify themselves, and know the value of tits, like Bella and Kendall thanks to their dads being well…not Kendalls, being rich guys who fuck hookers who become their moms…continuing to breed “look pretty, hang out with other rich people, enjoy life”…..

So mesh shirts…not telling trump to suck their dicks…as politics are always boring and tits aren’t…is what we should focus on…

Little rich slut…dreams..

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2017

23

Jan

Abbey Lee Kershaw Topless in an American Flag of the Day

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Freedom has been attacked, the site was hacked…probably by the same Russians who dictated your election win – according to all you protesting bitches…

But America, or this site, like Abbey Lee Kershaw..is not American….or that women’s march that was futile, except in making women feel like there are other whining women…who they managed to organize meeting….but will likely do nothing with other than whine, and maybe talk about boys with….

I think getting hacked must be part of that Women’s March…who hate people who celebrate sluts…like me….but that could be me being paranoid…sure women can organize get togethers…but can they inject my site with porn spam…I don’t know…I’m sticking to the Russians…

Sure this whole Trump is boring, despite impacting the world thanks to America being the center of the world until China and Russia take over…but I like to think all that noise doesn’t really matter…But a topless Australian in an American Flag dress does…today….and everyday…from this day forward…inspiring…

Posted in:Abbey Lee Kershaw|SFW

2017

20

Jan

Victoria’s Secret Girls Doing Photoshoots of the DAy

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These models look like hookers..

Because they are…

That’s all I have to say about that…

No wait….I’ll add…that they aren’t even that hot, stop buying into the hype, they are the Donald Trump version of models….the ones marketed hard to us – but are they actually the best ones to jerk off to…NO…

The answer is no…

Now that’s all I have to say about that…

Oh and they are all titty models, with titty pics on other sites, for other magazines, because tits mean they are legit…only they aren’t showing their tits…they are just frolicking around in panties…when you know the brand could say stick this stick of butter in your asshole…ok now stick this large candle in your asshole…ok now try this fire extinguisher….it’s for the sake of the brand…a brand that pays you a lot of money and makes you relevant and matter….but they probably do that, not in public, they have a brand to protect….a garbage made in China anti-AMerican but at least they don’t use fat models, brand to protect…

Now that’s all I have to say about that…

OK FINE..THEY ARE HOT…FUCK YOU ALL….

Posted in:SFW|Victoria's Secret

2017

20

Jan

Bella Thorne Pretends She Knows How To Read of the Day

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Bella Thorne, a high school drop out, we assume, has the ability to even make reading a slutty selfie opportunity….as she shows off leg…ass..and bra….learning her lines…the way her parents beat into her on their quest to use her as a retirement plan…that apparently has worked for everyone involved so far…from us, to them, to her…but that we all know the real victim in all this is Bella Thorne…the sacrifice that is currently high rolling – but the second she falls off – will fall off so hard…possibly dying prematurely…as Lindsay Lohan did before her…There’s a lifespan to this shit..so take it in…today she makes reading slutty..and today this is what matters…I never care when the hooker, sex worker, child star, abused person cracks…I like them when they are bringing the gold…or in this case…the pussy.

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

20

Jan

Victoria Kosenkova for Vogue Russia of the Day

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I don’t know who Victoria Kosenkova is. I didn’t even bother googling her…but I do know that she’s wonderful…because she knows the right way to present herself to the world…an angel really….who doesn’t want to get sent back to some war torn, cold water flat, she was exported from by the sex traffickers who help her escape in exchange for her services…

Unless she’s American, because you know these names like Kosenkova could be born in America…despite what people like TRUMP want…I mean…he prefers his Russian sex workers…peeing on him when they are still illegals…

Posted in:SFW|Victoria Kosenkova

2017

20

Jan

Elle Fanning Elle UK of the Day

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Elle Fanning is some hipster looking rich kid – who is not only from a rich family thanks to her family, but also a rich kid thanks to her family whoring her out…

This is for some magaizne…because she’s in movies and is very important in a world that only cares about the co-signs or the other people who like them – so that they must be great…s

People are very in to Elle Fanning, at least I think they are – because her name comes up all the time in the media, and in movie credits, like she exists, she’s a real fucking entity, that people must actually like, I mean why else would she be all over the place, oh right, maybe the media is paid off by the movie companies her parents sold her to, or maybe she’s got the right last name to leverage thanks to all the sacrifices her sister made for her, and maybe they are playing that angle properly knowing how this media shit works, up on some Olsen Sister who isn’t one of the twins hustle…all a youthful round ass

Point being – these are boring pics – but I have confidence somewhere someone is jerking off to it.

Posted in:Elle Fanning|SFW

2017

20

Jan

Sara Underwood’s Landscape of the Day

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Sara Underwood knows how to take a landscape photo….and basically turn it into a self indulgent, trashy, narcissistic experience…

It’s like here’s a beautiful natural setting…in a Country that is doomed….let me pose in front of in in lingerie, flashing my ass, in a night gown, fingering banging myself…because I’m an egotistical cunt who did playboy at 18….and has carried that as hard and as far as she can..

I am not against Sara Jean, the fact she banged Seacrest, or her hustle…I find it funny….and it reminds me of the cover of a romance novel, or cheesy pin-up glamour model calendars you find in the car wash…

I will look at a nice juicy ass anywhere…but this never ending touring from coast to coast, mountain to mountain is so ridiculous you kind of have to just laugh and love it..

Posted in:Sara Underwood|SFW

2017

20

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio in Leggings of the Day

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Alessandra Amrbosio may be old as fuck, played the fuck out, a mom….on contract with the evil empire panty company…but still delivering the goods in her bikini …or under…showing off her fit for anyone not just an old mom body and her fake tits and it’s almost a wonderful thing, just not for anyone who is married to a 35 year old who knows this isn’t quite how things look for them…

She’s in fitness pants and I’m trying to stare at her vagina – crotch – definition – you know all that meat – stuffed into her pants…only to be broadcast to the world of perverts who love seeing how being skinny allows the child birth sag to really shine…in leggings.

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Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW

2017

20

Jan

Rat Cow In Bed in her Panties of the Day

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Rat Cow in her panties being classy….

Here’s a little Rat cow scratching her head like it’s her vagina after one of her herpes flare up – because she either thinks she looks sexy doing this, and really she does…she’s a nude model and has a great body – so to hate on that would be crazy…what we need to hate on is that she’s a nude model who thinks she’s Britney Spears or some shit…thanks to social media followers giving her an ego…there’s nothing worse than a whore who doesn’t know she’s a whore – when she’s just a whore…because her prices get all out of whack and the message she transmits…is not the message she thinks she’s transmitting..cluster fucking the whole thing…

That’s not to say I’m not a fan of nude models or sex workers, but when they pretend they are legit models or actors…it gets confusing….it’s like stick to the tits – you can’t fool me…while she fools everyone else and cashes the fuck in…

I get it she makes millions and I guess that’s what it’s really about..getting paid…and it’s really as easy as not getting dressed in a world where most people have to get dressed before work…so in a lot of ways – this is what winning looks like…you just need to be thin with tits and all your dreams will come true…

Here she is doing a DNKY shoot in NYC….in her underwear…because she’s that kind of girl…and she looks short and dumpy with her weird belly button…but people still like looking at her weird…not hot face…

Even the dog is trying to run from that cellulite rockin’ arched back to look like she’s got more booty….trying the world with angles as she does…with those demon eyes that are too close together on her bird nosed face….the worst pile of shit ever.

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So the real shocking thing about this basic looking, totally average on all fronts, except maybe her willingness to get naked and show off her tits is that Vogue, sure it’s a bootleg fringe version of Vogue but still has the Vogue Brand…and the pics are “fashion”….not random spread pussy pics…which is terrible…it’s so off brand…Vogue…what the fuck…right..

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Posted in:Rat Cow|SFW

2017

20

Jan

J.Lo Ass in Leather Skirt of the Day

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J.Lo’s ass is in a mini skirt…and that’s news to someone…somewhere…maybe Drake who sticks his dick in that old cesspool for the novelty of it…you know once you fuck anything you want…what you end up wanting becomes weird…

Whether it’s trannies, other men, little kids…old people…or in this case a combination of all those things, coupled with a heavily marketed booty from when he was in his formative years…finally getting his piece…from kid with a dream back in his Jewish mansion…to a fake urban accent, some lyrics to troll the world with, because Americans are dumb and buy anything…he’s now got his J.Lo…older, tired, but still worth filling with sperm

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