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2017

13

Jan

HAILEY BALDWIN for GUESS? of the Day

Guess? Like all the brands of the 90s are trying to make a comeback, so why wouldn’t the dude who runs Guess, who is probably in his 90s, but tanned and slimy, because he likes girls with big tits, use his family friend Gigi Hadid’s friend Hailey Baldwin in one of his campaigns, she’s got a following, people talk about her, she’s blonde which he likes and she’s not a Kardashian…plus he’s a huge fan of The Flintstones and her Dad’s work as Barney Rubble…it was one of the most underrated performances he should have got an Oscar for….so as a tribute to him, he gives his socialite daughter work…hopefully it will sell their 90s revival clothing…that every single brand is re-releasing…because these hipster kids like 90s logos…it’s weird..but not as weird as this Baldwin being a spokesperson for anything…

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2017

13

Jan

Charlotte McKinney in Lingerie of the Day

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Joe Jonas was announced as the new Guess? Girl…because I guess Guess? is taking on the direction of everyone in the world, or at least Guess? shoppers, including but not limited to the Guess? founder are homos…which is why they use girls like Charlotte McKinney who are so basic on the hot level, but meet the requirements of what a pin-up girl should be, that it’d have to be a closet case doing the casting like “she’s hot right, she’s got tits”…and if you’ve ever had a closet case friend….who eventually came out of the closet..and you reflect on all the conversations you’ve had about girls and tits over the years…thinking “why was he into tits if he was a queer, oh right, because it’s so obviously, and average and typical to go for the tits, you know it’s marketed that guys love tits, and they do..and so do girls…ask any girl and she’ll tell you she loves her big tits or wishes she had big tits, especailly Charlotte McKinney because without them – all the small minded men and closet cases alike wouldn’t have giver her a career….”

I digress…here’s McKinney thanking Guess? for creating her and Joe Jonas saying he’s not bait for gay dudes to jerk off to…he’s a singer cashing in and hanging out with tits…leave him alone…

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2017

13

Jan

Paris Hilton Beach Upskirt of the day

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When it comes to Paris Hilton – it’s hard to tell if you’re looking at a bunched up pair of panties…or her mangled vagina…because despite being quiet as she accumulates the royalties she gets on Kim Kardashian’s career…there was a time her herpes ridden scabbed up cunt was everywhere, being penetrated by everything, and eventually, usually around 30…the damage starts to take its toll, and the elasticity of the labia gets less and less taught…and some can blame it on babies…others can blame it on fucking, partying, being an overall rich kid wreck trying to find her place in the world…

But then again, maybe this is what her vagina always looked like, whether she’s old or not, you know how skinny girls are with the no fat the pad their inner pussy lips…and I’m not a hater on a meaty twat…

I am a hater on a Paris Hilton twat because she’s the fucking worst, she’s the first
to create the celebrity for being a rich kid – at least in the modern world…the celebrity off a sex tape…and the celebrity who paved the way for all that is terrible in the world…like the Kardashians…

Not that you care what I think, you just want to to see Paris’ pussy like it was 10 years ago..but it’s not…but still the rich trick doing the same tricks…trick…

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2017

13

Jan

Madonna in Lingerie for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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Madonna is terrifying…and in being terrifying…she’s decided to get into lingerie for Harper’s Bazaar – because she can, she’s Madonna…a celebrity / popstar / icon who has been around for 40 fucking year…and who is 100 years old…and the sick thing in all this…is that I fucking love it…

It is the perfect level of disgusting for my weird fetish of old bitches who don’t know they are old…because they are Madonna and have some delusional opinion of themselves…thanks to ego…and in her defense…she looks pretty good for 100….all menopausal and good to cum in…as long as you have lube to deal with her being dried the fuck up….which brings up a very important point…what does the vagina look like…is it still there….does it still breath..or is it more of dead animal…just rotting away in her panties…

SO MANY QUESTIONS…let’s hope this Harper’s interview gets to the bottom of it….

BUMPED THIS UP TO THE TOP WITH AN UPDATE – FEATURING MORE TERRIFYING PICS –

Posted in:Madonna|SFW

2017

12

Jan

Kate Upton Big Tits for Love Magazine of the Day

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Love Magazine is still putting out this shit….because it was the like the single greatest thing that’s every happened to the magazine…and they even got to do a video with Kate Upton’s tits in lingerie- because all they do is content with this well followed people – that they keep repurposing – and I’m surprised this one didn’t make the Christmas cut…she got the early January treatment…all busty…

She’s less fat than she was…

Sylvestor Stallone’s daughter – Sistine Stallone also did one – because like all celebrity daughters – she’s trying to be a Hadid, Jenner, Model, Social Media whore…

Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

2017

12

Jan

Big Girl Ariel Winter and her See through Shop of the Day

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It is amazing how much more desirable a girl from TV is when she shirt is see through…

The doughy, big round faced Ariel Winter showed up to a party in a see through shirt…you know so everyone can see her large tits that are still reduced tits..because fat girls have big tits…but more interestingly…she wasn’t as disgusting looking as usual…she managed to suck in that celebrity child start fatness and carry it well for a change…because I guess when you’re 18 years old…being fat, unless you’re really fat, can work out for you and make you see like you have a bit of a body that isn’t just boxy and disgusting…

She’s rich, she’s from TV, she has a bunch of pervert fans…and she’s in a see through shirt for all you perverts to stare at..what a nice girl, until you get to know her and are forced to deal with her snobby, spoiled brat, bullshit…

Still big, but not too big….right..

She cut out her head on her own rendition of this outfit…

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2017

12

Jan

Rosie O’Kelly is Interesting of the Day

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Rosie O’Kelly appears to be a pin-up girl…a lingerie loving, posing for the camera….burlesque type….who is clearly a man….but that fact alone…makes her youtube channel substantially weird, yet amazing, because it is the not so famous people who I find wonderfully, strange, disturbing to watch…and Youtube is the hub of that….

It’s like where can I see a shemale tell me about her life, showing off her tits and weird body…Youtube….and the best thing about it is that Youtube runs ads on this shit…they monetize the shemale in lingerie by the fire…or her talking about her nipples….a publicly traded company…monetizing this fetish weirdnes……

There’s more…and it’s terrifying…

More…

Oh….there’s a car wash video….just like you’ve always wanted a car wash video to be…

This one is my favorite…

On Living with Big breasts…

Rosie O’Kelly, I may find shemales weird and creepy – but I just can’t quit you…these videos are everything…and more…

Posted in:Rosie O'Kelly|SFW|Videos

2017

12

Jan

Demi Lovato in a Bikini of the Day

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Demi Lovato was an advocate for no make-up, that whole own your body movement because she knew her fans were fat and would like it, plus she was fat because fat is great at least when you have a boyfriend…who doesn’t mind your fat because he’s gay and you’re a rich popstar…it is what made the most sense for the bi-polar disorder freakshow that she is…

But then they broke up and look at her now…20 pounds lighter…because even she knows fat is disgusting and that no new boyfriend would want any of that on their faces….it’s a superficial world…and despite her marketing hook of “owning yourself” when she’s fat…she doesn’t mean it, because no one ever does…when they are hollywood trash trying to cash the fuck in…

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2017

12

Jan

Sara Sampaio Ass Shot for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is the skinny Victoria’s Secret model…and here are some uneventful pictures of her showing off her ass…while not wearing a top…because Victoria’s Secret, the mall brand, made in China despite American Pride, crap that probably gives girl’s yeast infections, thanks to being such overpriced, low concept garbage….is picking up their classic Christina friendly lingerie catalog pics…with some implied nudity…like it was instagram…

Sara Sampaio is good because she’s a skinny model protesting people who hate skinny models and I am a fighter for skinny model rights as skinny models are what models are supposed to be – plus she gets half naked in shoots for lots of money…which is pretty good too….even when the shoots aren’t that good…

Posted in:Sara Sampaio|SFW

2017

12

Jan

Selena Gomez Thong of the Day

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The world is falling apart, people are getting sucked into the selfie vortex, everyone is a narcissistic weirdo who thinks they are more important than they are, children are dying…yet I’m here posting on Selena Gomez’s ass. An ass that has recently been reported as being fucked by The Weeknd, SEE MY POST HERE ……something most people already knew and didn’t care about, it’s all marketing nonsense and half of her pre-breakdown pictures are taken by his photographer….even her last pic is taken by his photographer…and the reason I know it is his photographer…is because there are 10 people in Canada, we all know each other…and I’m just eager to hang out with her and her cute Disney chipmunk face…at the next Polar Bear igloo Pow Wow we do to celebrate the one hour of daylight we get..

I have no idea why she’s going hood, she’s a coddled rich kid from LA…and according to girls I know who have banged him, he’s hood….but maybe it’s because he’s the number one singer and she likes status…record sales make her squirt…breaking streaming records make her squirt….attach herself to talent…squirt….all these people, celebs included are groupies…

I know exactly why he’s banging her….and that’s because she’s Selena Gomez…a wonderful little package….here in a thong for some shoot…probably pre-breakdown – but who knows…or cares..

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