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2019

31

Oct

Jennifer Aniston Tits Out of the Day

Jennifer Aniston is on a new show that I guess she’s really trying to make a hit and that will likely be a hit because America fucking love her and her costar Reese Witherspoon…so with being on a new show, and trying to promote a new show, she’s doing media, making out with Dyke-DeGeneres on Daytime TV, launching INSTAGRAM accounts, that basically broke Instagram because 8 million people tried to follow her at the same time….and you gotta ask yourself why….fucking bother….

I get it, she has no kids and has nothing else to do. When real women are celebrating their kids accomplishments, she’s only got herself to celebrate. Pretty depressing. Right.

At a certain point you gotta wonder what went wrong in her life that at this age she still craves the public support and attention. It’s likely the same reason no one ever knocked her up, or stayed with her, she’s annoying…narcisstic…self involved…a cunt…and now OLD..fucking old…retire..

She has so much money and fame, she still gets paid from Friends so there’s a revenue stream and she’s got no kids or family to leave the money to, so it’s almost just for her ego or a way to justify her life choices…”If the world loves me, it will offset never having a kid to love me”…but it won’t…if anything it just makes her look desperate and pathetic…but here’s to another hit…and at least she’s got tits to go with that Halloween mask looking granny who will never be a grann face….tits that are really the only reason she stood out on Friends or that she’s still here…

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2019

31

Oct

Rachel Cook Nudity of the Day

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Rachel Cook is not Rachel Leigh Cook, but she sure is trying to take her name and rank fucking hard on search engines and social media knowing that half of her traffic will be spillover traffic from people looking for the famous Rachel Cook…it is a good strategy for a bottom feeder. It is the same reason all the shit celeb titty blogs get all the traffic despite not even being written in actual english, just keyword dense enough to trick google to get all the clicks…

The truth is that you don’t need to be good at what you do, you don’t even need to be hot, you just need to be half naked.

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2019

31

Oct

Topless Blackface of the Day

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Halle Berry is slutty on the internet….

People like to give influencers shit for being shameless whores on instagram because that kind of content gets them more likes and followers. Basic logic that makes sense and works. If you don’t believe me, look at any nameless chick on IG with over 100k followers and scope her strategy. 99 percent of the time..she’ll be a whore.

I don’t give influencers shit for being shameless whores on their feed, but I do point out that they are being shameless whores on their feed, and my objective is to just highlight the tactics they use. Not shame them because I live in a world that relies on sluts to remain sane / entertained / masturbated.

I also don’t give influencers shit, because I know any and all famous chicks had the same tactics to get where they got, it was just for an exclusive group and not really advertised to the masses unless it was in a big budget movie…in which case they had an excuse for their behavior…

So Halle Berry, like influencers, had the same chick with great tit struggle and now that she’s forced to show us her personality to keep an audience engaged…not that this bullshit is that slutty, you can barely see what is going on, but she’s famous and rich and doesn’t need to be doing any of this, so that alone makes it proportionally more slutty and that’s great.

We (I) call this Blackface for Halloween, because I’ve been calling her a white girl in black face her whole career, seeing as she was raised white, never met her dad who fucked her per abortion hating black cock loving mom, which made her black enough for Hollywood execs to not cross the street to avoid…her tits helped…but like hollywood “fat”, Hollywood “black” is it’s own special racist thing, and this is the figurehead..

Here she is doing a deep pussy stretch against the wall..

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2019

31

Oct

Evan Rachel Wood Bra of the Day

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Evan Rachel Wood called out Paris Hilton because she left a “that’s hot” comment on the Stranger Thing childstar’s instagram, which is probably far less offensive than the things you’ve said about Millie Bobby Brown…

For some reason “that’s hot” offended the Westworld / Marilyn Manson fucking / I’m a bisexual and annoying…Evan Rachel Wood…despite the fact that “that’s hot” is Paris’ catch phrase, like “give me that black cock daddy” is Kim K’s catch phrase, and despite the fact that grown men and the media sexualize that child constant…

Not this site, we only fuck with 18+, but that do mean you’re not a pervert / predator and today is the most important day of the year to NOT put that pumpkin out there to hand out candy, even if your intentions are good.

I have a theory that anything a man does is perverted, even when it’s not…because men are almost always thinking of sex or sexual things by default and if you’re not it is because you are weird and not man enough to genetically want to spread your seed at your DNA core..

So handing out candy to kids, even when innocent, is putting you on the frontlines of danger, and all it takes is a random complaint to the police from an ex, a neighbor who hates you, your mom….to catch you on a vulnerable day and you can’t escape it….guilty by association….so that and Paris Hilton’s vapid retard catch phrases are your biggest threats….

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2019

31

Oct

Caylee Cowan Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Caylee Cowan is the break out tits from HBOs perv High School sex charged teen show, and now her break out tits are breaking out of her professional looking, probably designed to have a shirt underneath, but young tits don’t believe in that concept of shirts, and have instead reinvented the Hilary Clinton pantsuit..with their own spin…

Some agent is pushing Caylee Cowan hard, because prior to being the big tits on euphoria, that HBO teen perv show, she had guest starring roles on a few huge critical success shows, so it’s safe to say this is as calculated as when I looked at my fat wife, found out she was on disability, and realized I could manipulate her loneliness into free rent and a fridge full of bad but tasty foods…but I support the Caylee Cowan for delivering us new young big tits.

*****UPDATe******

I thought Caylee Cowan was Sydney Sweeney….Sydney Sweeney is far hotter and going to be a big big star…. Caylee Cowan is tras….oops

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2019

31

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is dressed up as her younger self this Halloween, you know, because being a 40 year old bikini and lingerie promo model for an evil made in China mall Brand is one of the scariest concepts out there to perverts who like their bikini and lingerie promo models to be young…but I guess on Halloween anything goes…

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2019

31

Oct

Ariel Winter Hard Nipple Selfie of the Day

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Ariel Winter being single looks like this…at least for Ariel Winter, who has been financing her Canadian actor boyfriend who had a pretty irrelevant career beyond being the dude who fucked Ariel Winter and her troll body during the fat years..but the second the fat girl got on speedier anti-depressants and dropped the weight she decided to get new cock. You know those weight loss endorphines always give a bitch confidence she can do better.

Then there’s the whole selfie thing that happens when a girl drops weight, finds confidence, wants to find cock to fuck or at least have duded call her hot….which involves various slutty poses, but not too slutty, you don’t want the new prospects to think you’re a ho, you just want to give them enough to jack off to…which I guess this is…but it could just be her breast reduction nipples. I once knew a girl with breast reduced tits and her nips were always hard as fuck, like Aniston in a Friends episode hard. The weirdest but possibly best side effect of a surgery….since my impotent friend got prostate cancer and the nerves go re-wired to give him 15 hour long erections…not that it was the best side effect of surgery for the people who were pushed up against him on the subway, but for him…it gave him new life..

What I am trying to say is Ariel Winter is gross.

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2019

30

Oct

Dana Caprio is Jamie Foxx’s New Pussy of the Day

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Dana Caprio is Jamie Foxx’s New Pussy…apparently.

I guess ROBOT Katie Holmes and her ROBO cock that TOM CRUISe had built into her latest model was not enough for him…

This 26 model, not to be confused with Leonardo Di Caprio, which I am sure is a common mistake made when discussing things Jamie Foxx fucks, as the Scientologist, music man, Oscar winner who played RAY, with his PORNO name…why only TWO X? Not Three? Superhero from the Valley, who saves people from Car Accidents…has got to be on the Down low…I mean all actors are…it’s part of their thing…

Maybe this is about promoting Dana Caprio, you know a handout from a big star, than about love, since love doesn’t exist in self serving and disgusting hollywood..

I have a hard time believing she’s an actual model, and that she is nothing more than an Ista Booty Model, but if you were rich and famous in LA, you’d be funnelling this pussy through your house too…I mean it’s better than jacking off to them like you do…celebs really do have it better…

Built like a bus, sugar baby, fake ass of instagram, but a “signed” model cuz she fucks Jamie Foxx, obviously able to navigate the scam, this is some of her ass in action getting insta famous badly, she’s only got 12k followers…but that’s about to change thanks to the things put in her cunt…

Classy..

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2019

30

Oct

Dua Lipa Erotica of the Day

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Dua Lipa is a youtuber who has a career because social media dictates the trends…

Influence is no longer manufactured by marketing people sitting at the desk of a billion dollar media company based in LA and NYC…who have the power to create whatever they want because the audience are easy to manipulate idiots… It is not based on stereotypes from market research idiots who decide what and how much is going to sell.

The consumer, the people buying, now have the power to decide what is good, worthy of buying into, with their likes, follows and their pulling out their wallets as a way to crowdsource or vote on a product or a person they believe in….but probably shouldn’t….

I am convinced it is all the same evil coming at us…whether it is a dude with 5 billion views selling 1 billion dollars of make-up a year with his personal brand…or an evil company like proctor and gamble doing it…it is all the same shit…only the self starting influencer will end up being far more of a cunt for making magic happen, than the board of a public traded company…you know like the Kardashians…and all the big evil brands will just throw money at the influener to have them push product…so really nothing trickles back down to the consumer…we are just consistently fed shit and are forced to eat it…

So when people like DUA LIPA come along, a big youtube girl, the record labels seduce her cuz of the power her name has…throw money at her not based on merit or talent but based on audience…but it dosn’t mean they make good music…it just means Dua Lipa has more fans, money, marketing behind her and the ability to make her own shit songs, instead of focusing on Youtube cover songs…which as it turns out are just shit songs..

So here we are…stuck with shit fucking music…and some barely exciting marketing material for that shit music…

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2019

30

Oct

Ireland Baldwin Topless of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin still trying to be hot….because her dad didn’t love her according to the media..something they play off because I watched her Dad’s roast and the story where he called her a pig was 90 percent of it….but that could have just been his peace offering to get her some screen time so that he doesn’t feel guilty about how much of a loser she is, and he can feel like he threw her a bone, you know cuz she’s a little pig and they like bones…

She’s about 7 feet tall, so her tits she is holding up are bigger than your head…and I guess there’s magic in that.

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