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2016

20

Jul

Kate Upton Humps the Air of the DAy

Kate Upton humping the air doing some fitness – looking better than she has for a very long time because she knows that she had to get in shape to get back to the top of the charts she was once at. No longer a cocky girl with huge tits – who just assumed her tits would carry her through life, even though they did, coupled with her trust fund of course, because people are fucking basic and get excited when they see tits. Not realizing something I saw the first time I saw her – and that was that “this girl’s gonna get fat, grow fat, be fat”…..and that’s exactly what happened – and she had the ego or confidence to not give a fuck, she still did shoots and booked jobs and got bigger and bigger..until a few months ago, the fat shaming opened her eyes, she got healthy and looks good again – as the better version of herself – sine fitness is a good thing, taking care of yourself is a good thing, being a fat pig a bad thing….so remember kids – fat shaming works.

Here’s her Yoga Pants…and her new ass – far less offensive than they once were….

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2016

20

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio Tit To Leg of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio Fake Titties!

With Miranda Kerr using her Australian charm to get some misguided billionaire to buy into her and propose to her so that he can have a real life model wife to himself, one he probably jerked off to when he was coding snapchat on planning his billion dollar project masturbation breaks and he probably is pinching himself with excitement that all it took was a billion dollars and the most relevant app to lock her in – because it’s true love and she’s not a superficial cunt…

I figure we should give other old timers with at least one kid from the same company, who weren’t fired some titty attention to their tits as they rock their bikinis…for their social media – still being funded by the brand that didn’t fire them – not forcing them to find tech dudes to manipulate and lock in….

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW

2016

20

Jul

Filippa Hamilton Bikini for Grazia of the Day

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Filippa Hamilton is an old french model who has done a lot of work for Ralph Lauren, apparently…he booked her for the first time when she was 16….and that is perverted in America, yet legal in the rest of the world…but still perverted…probably perverted enough for him to keep on booking her so that she keeps silent…

But then she was fired from Ralph Lauren for being fat, so I guess that’s what happens when you go at them at 16, before they really fill out to their full potential of big titty….and amazing…and I guess that’s what happens when you didn’t sexually assault them…you fire them guilt free.

Fashion has expectations out of their women, and it’s that they don’t eat fucking cheese and bread all day…but rather workout and stay fit…but the people are trying to change that – and let in the fats – the much fatter than this one – who is hardly fat – but got fired for being fat – making her have real fat issues – unlike actual fat girls who can’t be fired for being fat because they are actually fat…

So let’s celebrate this fatty, with fat girl problems, by looking at her bikini photoshoot…

Posted in:Filippa Hamilton|SFW

2016

20

Jul

Miranda Kerr Locks In Billionaire of the Day

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I have done a series of posts on Miranda Kerr’s tactics to land a billionaire – I called it the Miranda Kerr schoole in landing a billion guess it works – because she just announced her engagement to the Snapchat nerd billionaire put at ring on the hooker – and they announced it with a snapchat filter….which I guess is how he asked her…or how they communicate .because when you have a god complex from creating snapchat – and lots of money – where you bang models who double as sugar babies – you can impress them pretty fucking easily…just show them your bank statement…and a reminder of what you created – with a snapchat filter…

It doesn’t make sense to me why he would marry some mom, washed out model – when he could have anyone

She’s obviously got her sales tactics down, she knows how to land a billionaire – and it works….

The lessons are:

1- get out of your relationship with some has been actor, and the best way to do that is by fucking Bieber…because actors aren’t billionaires

2- to get fired from your million dollar contract with a lingerie company, because the billionaires you are trying to bed won’t want to pay your rent when they know you have work…they just like that you had work and that you’re in a place of desperation that requires their help…

3- pull in some sporadic campaigns, so that she doesn’t seen like a full mooch….and the last thing is to do some media, get some red carpet pics, you know seem like an active member int he model world…because these billionaires want models, they don’t want girls who once modeled…


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Posted in:Miranda Kerr|SFW

2016

19

Jul

Irina Shayk Looking Dumpy of the Day

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I guess the good years are over for Irina Shayk and she did what had to be done by getting pregnant with Brad Cooper and his stupid swimming goggles – because she’s pushing 30 and it’s fucking time to breed. In Russian whore years, 30 is grandmother aged….and when you got a good A Lister that caters to your ego and has the fun lifestyle you like…you take that sperm and you make it stick…or maybe she’s just been eating at a lot of restaurants…either way, this is not the Irina Shayk I once praised as the hottest fake model around….this is a new monster and I miss what was…a reminder that we all get older even those of us with SOULS….because they are Russian…

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2016

19

Jul

Gigi Hadid Titty Grab of the Day

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Gigi Hadid titty grab fro Vogue..because Vogue is high fashion, class and elegance….where titty grab pics happen…but they aren’t like the stripclub or porno magazines….it’s VOGUE and GIGI HADID is a rich kid, cut from the finest arab cloth in the depths of Los Angeles….where morals and values take priority….over vapid, superficial shit…

This is like when your lord and savior TRUMP gives a thumbs up / gun hand signal at the RNC pointing at his wife, like announcing to his boys that he gets to fuck her, or in a “check out her tits” kind of way…it’s trashy…because rich people are trashy….they fuck hookers and do trashy things…it’s just in a nice setting so it seems ok…but they are trashy…

Now I like trashy, I live for trashy, and seeing Gigi Hadid trashy in Vogue contributes to her troll that is her career so I approve…which I know is something she seeks…drunkenstepfather’s fucking approval…as if she even knows this site exists…she doesn’t have to cuz I just stare at tits. Her tits..or in this case tit.

Here she is for Tommy Hilfiger – Also classy…

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Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2016

19

Jul

Natalie Portman for Some Magazine of the Day

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Natalie Portman did a photoshoot for a magazine….in a bra or bikini top…or whatever the fuck she’s wearing and it’s the kind of photoshoot that could cause accidents…her fan base loyal as fuck…in part due to star wars, in part due to being Jewish and a hot Jewish girl is something Jewish guys fucking love knowing that her vagina pumps out Jewish babies, something worth more than gold, and she’s Natalie Portman, who in 1999 was the end all, be all, hub of nerd semen everywhere…

So I’m not sure what this is for, why she’s on the comeback, what the deal is with Israel’s finest, but I do know she still looks good….and that’s more than I can say about myself or really anyone I’ve ever fucked.

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2016

19

Jul

Ava Sambora’s in a Bikini of the Day

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Ava Sambora is so marketable, yet she does the instagram hooker approach to modelng….I don’t understand how that happened, or why it happened, or how she is so disconnected with the simple steps it takes to get instagram famous, something they all want…when her mom is Heather Locklear and her dad is Bon Jovi’s right hand, both who have a pile of fucking money, they can use to help her produce good quality shit..

It’s like why pull the HADID and be a respectable model, when you can just be like Brooke Hogan or fucking whoever else had money and fucking failed at making it work because she went for trashy instead of gold, even though all of it is the fucking same and equally fucking trash…

I believe in Ava Sambora…she will turn this around…ideally onto all fours so I can see more of where her asshole and pussy meet…my favorite seam on any body..

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Posted in:Ava Sambora|SFW

2016

19

Jul

Miranda Kerr – Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Miranda Kerr did a photoshoot for her boyfriend at Snapchat, not necessarily commissioned for the dude at Snapchat, but for the billionaire in spirit because she needs to keep him interested in her.

His app is peaking and very fucking important in the current media landscape, which is enough to make someone feel like a God who created such a wonderful thing that made him piles of money, it only happens once in a while, and with that level of young money, big money, on a brand that is so internationally accepted, comes a lot of girls, much hotter than Kerr, less obvious user opportunists than Kerr, less annoying than Kerr, who aren’t moms…like every single CURRENT VS model…who want his dick…making her seem a little obsolete…so get out there and do what you do mom….make it happen mom…maybe he’ll forget that you’ve been done for 5 years…because everything about him beyond her old tired used up pussy is NEW…and exciting…

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|SFW

2016

19

Jul

Helena Christensen for RUSSH Magazine of the Day

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Helena Christensen has hard nipples…and it’s a nice reminder of a better, simpler time, where she was a Victoria’s Secret model before Victoria’s Secret was played out, tacky, for basic ghetto bitches in every fucking mall. You know when they were catalog and innovative, sending jerk off material to homes everywhere without getting in trouble…

She must be 100 fucking years old in model years, and she’s probably seen a whole lot of dirty dirty things in her 75 year career, but she’s still got it going on…she’s Danish that isn’t Nina Agdal sensationalized dog shit that fucks A Lists….trying to make it…she’s Danish…that has made it…and still has it going on..

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