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2007

01

Jun

I am – Courtney Cox’s Bra of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Courtney Cox leaving a restaurant in a sheer top with her bra exposes. I am pretty much naked all day because getting dress requires too much effort and I was raised by some pretty trashy people and even I put on some fucking clothes when I eat my lunch on my shitty salvation army couch. I admit part of the reason I put on clothes is because of a serious fear of landing scabies from the previous owners and having a barrier between me at the couch is pretty much necessary, but I still manage to cover up when I eat…

That said, I am all for girls wearing sheer shirts with bras exposed in public and encourage as many girls as I can to rock this look. Shit’s like flipping through a Sears catalog without killing all the trees, I guess that makes Courtney Cox a little more environmentally conscious than me.

Posted in:Bra|Courtney Cox|See Through|Uncategorized|Unsorted

2007

31

May

I am – Danielle Lloyd Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I know that I dropped a like to some of these pictures last night, but I figured I should do a post on them because that’s how obvious I am. I like to tip you fuckers off to posts I am going to do the following day just to keep everyone on the same page. Fuck surprises, I can’t compete with the speed of some of these virgin bloggers who have some keen ability to land all the fucking paparazzi pictures first. Sometimes I think they are out there taking the pictures themselves, but realize their acne, overbearing mother and social awkwardness prevents them from leaving the house too often. Either way, they make me look like a shitty blogger, because most of the celebrities I post about I’ve never heard of while these fuckers have their life stories, bra size and current relationship status branded on their brains.

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Either way, here are the pictures of Danielle Lloyd, I am not sure who she is and I was going to go on and on about how bad I am at this blogging gayness but since I am up against a group of people you probably made fun of in high school, giving them a complex and leading them to this as a job, I’m pretty sure I’ll come out on top. I may not have been the virgin loser who chronically masturbated, was scared of girls and who everyone laughed at for dressing up like a Star Wars character for the high school dance because I was the slacker who no one really liked, who dropped out of school at 16 but still got pussy because I started drinking at a young age. No one wanted to be me, but no one picked on me and being too cool for school is way cooler than the school being too cool for you…

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I should write an after-school special, I’ll cast Danielle Lloyd as the teacher who gets knocked up by a 15 year old gangster from her English class who sells weed. Seems like she’s into that whole Blacks on Blonds Business….or what I like to call BBB, at first I thought she was too skinny for that, then realized she’s planning for the future by the looks of her body, her budding cankles and double chin, I can tell you she’ll be a fat mess in a few years…that doesn’t mean stop eating girls….I like fat chicks, I married a fat chick, I was just making conversation. Cuddles.

Now With Some Shorts On….

Posted in:BBB|Bikini|Danielle Lloyd|Miami|Pool|Uncategorized|Unsorted

2007

24

May

I am – Heidi Montag Bikini Pics of the Day

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So this is some bitch I’ve never really heard of because I am not really into the whole MTV thing since I don’t have cable, and even if I did have cable I would probably be watching Discovery to learn how things are built or TLC to watch the Baby Story show. It turns out that one of my friend’s from the park just found out his recent mail order bride is pregnant and that they will be having their first baby in 9 months from now. So I’d like to use this site to say congratulations and good fucking luck ever making it back to the park when you’re too busy changing diapers and shit. You life as it was is over, but that’s not a bad thing because drinking on a park bench with a bunch of losers isn’t really living anyway.

A congratulations goes out to this couple too because it turns out that this breast implanted Varsity Cheerleading Squad Captain lookin’ stripper and her boyfriend who looks like some dick named Blair who is the Varisty Tennis Team Captain just got engaged. It’s like one of those obnoxious blue blooded engagements you see in the movies where the Prom Queen and KIng live happily ever after or some shit. Lucky for us, this isn’t a movie, and the chances of him sticking it out with her are pretty fucking slim, because her fake tits or not she still looks like a horse….and tits are only a fun distraction when your ugly girlfriend gets them and for the first 6 months of her having them and then the novelty wears off.

It’s like when you got your first Nintendo you could really only handle Mario and Duck Hunt for so fucking long before you had to beat up and steal from the fat kid at school who was an only child and who had every game ever made because his parents felt guilty for not giving him a friend to play with and compensated by giving him toys….

Let’s hope that daddy goes bankrupt, boyfriend leaves her and that she can’t land work and is forced to turn to stripping because her fake tits were like a business expense that made her pretty qualified for the job..

Posted in:Bikini|Engaged|Heidi Montag|MTV|The Hills|Uncategorized|Unsorted

2007

24

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I am pretty fucking sick and that’s ok. I haven’t smoked a cigar in 3 days because of it and that’s not ok. I did drink a case of beer today and that was ok. I also met a mexican girl at a mexican restaurant who is in town for 5 months who was hot and that was ok. I didn’t see her naked and that wasn’t ok. I walked to the park and girls were in bikinis and that was ok. They got mad when they caught me staring and that was ok. I did my links in a drunken and sick stupor and I am sure they are ok. Tell your friends about the site because it would help me get traffic….

I also had all kinds of interesting things to write about in this post, but thanks to the alcohol, I can’t remember any of it. I am sure it will come back to me eventually. Cuddles.

Funny Urban Sport…Knock and Don’t Run
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Caprice Showing Some Tit in Some Crazy Dress
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Britney Out in Shorts and No Bra
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Nicole Richie Talks About the Male Erogenous Zones and Giving Rim Jobs and Fingering Ass Based on DJ AM’s Gay Adventure
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Asia Argento is a Lesbian
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Pam Anderson Panty Upskirt in Cannes
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The Hottest Sopranos Mistresses…
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Photobucket Big Boob Video
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Crazy Crackhead Blowjob – Very NSFW
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Last Night’s Party Peeing
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Britney Binger In June 2007 Playboy – Naked
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Photobucket Bra on the Outside Dance
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Rosie and The Bitch from Survivor Have a Massive Fight Cuz She Supports Bush…
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Then Alicia Silverstone Snubbed Her…AMAZING
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Some Scientologist Flips the Fuck Out
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Lame in the Club Big Tit Dance
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Amy Winehouse on the Set of her Video
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Hugh Hefner May Be a Dad Again
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Some Slut Named Gianna
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Jessica Simpson May Be Prengnat out of Wedlock, Bad Christian
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Hayden Panettiere is a Video Blogger and Looks Old
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Amazing Butter Prank 1
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Amazing Butter Prank 2
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Lohan’s Birthday is Sponsored By a Vodka Company
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Fat Guy Gets All The Laughs
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Nicole Richie is in Rehab
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Natalie Portman is Dating the Guy Who Wrote the Natalie Portman Rap
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Michael Moore’s New Movie Trailer
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Some Sarah Silverman Impersonator Dancing Video
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Victoria Beckham Goes to Sex Shop
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Alba Walks Dog WIth Hard Nipples
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Some Chick Named Sammie Rhodes Posing
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Gastric Bypass The Aftermath…
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Hot Tits…Well More of a Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Howard Stern Measures Catherine Bell’s TIts
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This is why people think bloggers are losers…
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Hot Photobucket Chick Posing and Showing a Little Nip
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Photobucket Chick Trying on a Bikini or Something Like That
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Nice Implants
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You need to learn how to attract women – This will work
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Posted in:Uncategorized|Unsorted

2007

22

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I was really happy to see that the DJ AM fan club has been reading the site and sending in a ton of hate mail about my post about him. I stand firmly with my post that he’s a twat and that his DJ sets are nothing short of being a Bar Mitzvah Dj, because the reality is that mainstream people are idiots who like to hear their mainstream songs that they hear on the radio while working at their shitty mainstream jobs and living their suburban lives and needing to be told what is cool and what isn’t.

That said, I am not really concerned that he didn’t email me back, but his lack of a response was enough reason to do that post, if he had got me into the event so that I could look at all the little groupie sluts in short skirts, I wouldn’t have bothered wasting my time writing a post on him. However dude didn’t and that’s why he got a post.

I am pretty fucking sick, not sure why, the words on my screen are blurry and I think I probably had a stroke but still managed to do my links. Enjoy…

Hot Price is Right Chick Named Gabrielle Tuite Posing in FHM
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Paris Hilton – The Hard Life….
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Avril Lavigne is Wild in Blender – With Her Tits Hanging Out and Shit
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Roberto Cavalli’s Wife Loses Her Skirt in Cannes..This is Pretty fucking Major
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Jessica Alba Gets Pulled Over
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Dr Phil’s Child Talent Show is Fucking Next Level Weird
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Nintendo Wii Doggystyle
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Some Crazy Chick Gets a Wedgie By a Crane
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Posh Goes to the DMV
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Photobucket Posing in Underwear
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Girl Skaters Falling
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Paris Hilton’s Nipples Love the Bible
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Mischa Barton Gets High in Cannes
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Top 25 Internet Pranks
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Celebrity Virginity List
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Mick Jaggar Tried to Enlarge His Penis with Bees
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Some Chick Named Nikki Sanderson
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Courtney Love High School Proming It While Her Tits Hang Out
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Nicole Kidman Looks Pregnant
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Slow Motion Moneyshots
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John Mayer Comedy Routine is Better than Mine
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Some GIrl Sucking the Batter off a Spoon
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Chick in Her Bra Sucking a Popsicle
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Paula Abdul Explains How She Broke Her Nose
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Passive Aggressive Notes Can be Funny
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Clip from the Insider ABout an New Reality Show on Tanning Salons
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Jessica Biel Buying Radishes
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Fergie in Esquire
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Katie Holmes Pornstar
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Madonna Struggles on the Set of Some Movie She is Directing
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Karolina Kurkova has Cellulite but a Hot Ass Regardless
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Anal Bottle Rockets
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Asian Schoolgirls Suck and Fuck
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Jessica Simpson Mouth Open
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Boby Brown is a Crazy Fucker…
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Vancouver Crackhead Gets Kicked in the Balls for 10 Dollars – Assholes…
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Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh Together
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Photobucket Ass
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Lilly Allen’s New Video
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Melita Toniolo Italian Posing
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Some Baby Shambles Video
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Paris Hilton Gets Chased by a Penis
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Jerome the Deformed Skater Takes Out 2 People
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Morgan Webb FHM Shoot
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Photobucket Slut
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German Brothel Party Pics
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Alesia Marcuzzi Ass In a Bikini
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Some Photobucket Bruises
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Rebecca Cardon from Work Out on Bravo Naked
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Date Rape is a Reader’s Band
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Nature Channel – Lions vs Buffalo’s Vs Crocodiles – Insane
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Marissa Miller in Black and White
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Topless Girl Limbos
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2007

22

May

I am – Samantha Ronson is Lohan’s Lesbian Cock of the Day

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So Lohan has been on a crazed party spree according to the media. Bitch has been caught doing blow on video. She’s been seen drinking vodka out of the bottle cuz that’s so fucking crazy. She’s been having really loud sex with models in hotel rooms and she’s not even 21 yet. It sounds to me like bitch is having a good fucking time and that this is better than any college frat party or Girls Gone Wild DVD. So I support the fall into Satan’s temptation….

I know I’d be doing the same thing if I had all kinds of money, which I don’t. I also know that no matter how fucking drunk, high, wasted, jacked, inebriated, or whatever the fuck you want to call it, I was, I would never fuck anything that looked like this fucking piece of trash bull dyke Samantha Ronson. I know that Lohan’s been rumored to be rockin’ this cunt like it was a dick and by the looks of her, it probably is a fucking dick or at least it was at one point in time. I was trying to make out whether she is a tranny by looking for an adam’s apple, but she’s conveniently wearing a fucking tie to cover it up like she was your dad on his way to a bank to get the approved for a loan to buy your family a new trailer home.

I know that this Ronson has a twin sister, and I happened to watch an episode of 20/20 last week about transgendered kids. One story was about a set of fraternal twins that were about 13 years old at the time. The dude twin decided that he was a girl when he was young and at the age of 2 dude tried to cut off his dick with a set of nail clippers and from that day on dressed like a girl and resented his sister for being a girl. The kid was all fucked up and angry and I have a feeling that story was actually some old footage about the Ronson twins….but I can’t be sure…

Either way, they have to have a rich dad who is industry, because this talentless cunt obviously has no business traveling the world with Lohan. Even if she is stuffing Lohan like a thanksgiving Turkey. I guess that’s what Wikipedia is for and rich or not, we’ve already established that all the money in the world will never make you a real woman. Sure you can get the expensive surgery, you can afford the hormone therapy, but motherfucker, we know you were born a man and that means you have the insides of a man and no straight dude will stick his dick in your artificially lubed plastic box knowing that, but you’re a good transitional person for straight girls looking for a lesbian experience without actually admitting that they are dykes and into chicks….I guess you already figured that out on your own. Slut.

Bonus – Here are some pics of Lohan Dancing for Her Lesbian Cock. She is Lookin’ A Little More Haggard than Usual. I Guess Her Cocaine Lifestyle is Taking Its Toll….

All Pics Via Cobrasnake, The

Posted in:DJ|Hipster|Lesbian|Lindsay Lohan|Samantha Ronson|Uncategorized|Unsorted

2007

22

May

I am – Samantha Ronson is Lohan's Lesbian Cock of the Day

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So Lohan has been on a crazed party spree according to the media. Bitch has been caught doing blow on video. She’s been seen drinking vodka out of the bottle cuz that’s so fucking crazy. She’s been having really loud sex with models in hotel rooms and she’s not even 21 yet. It sounds to me like bitch is having a good fucking time and that this is better than any college frat party or Girls Gone Wild DVD. So I support the fall into Satan’s temptation….

I know I’d be doing the same thing if I had all kinds of money, which I don’t. I also know that no matter how fucking drunk, high, wasted, jacked, inebriated, or whatever the fuck you want to call it, I was, I would never fuck anything that looked like this fucking piece of trash bull dyke Samantha Ronson. I know that Lohan’s been rumored to be rockin’ this cunt like it was a dick and by the looks of her, it probably is a fucking dick or at least it was at one point in time. I was trying to make out whether she is a tranny by looking for an adam’s apple, but she’s conveniently wearing a fucking tie to cover it up like she was your dad on his way to a bank to get the approved for a loan to buy your family a new trailer home.

I know that this Ronson has a twin sister, and I happened to watch an episode of 20/20 last week about transgendered kids. One story was about a set of fraternal twins that were about 13 years old at the time. The dude twin decided that he was a girl when he was young and at the age of 2 dude tried to cut off his dick with a set of nail clippers and from that day on dressed like a girl and resented his sister for being a girl. The kid was all fucked up and angry and I have a feeling that story was actually some old footage about the Ronson twins….but I can’t be sure…

Either way, they have to have a rich dad who is industry, because this talentless cunt obviously has no business traveling the world with Lohan. Even if she is stuffing Lohan like a thanksgiving Turkey. I guess that’s what Wikipedia is for and rich or not, we’ve already established that all the money in the world will never make you a real woman. Sure you can get the expensive surgery, you can afford the hormone therapy, but motherfucker, we know you were born a man and that means you have the insides of a man and no straight dude will stick his dick in your artificially lubed plastic box knowing that, but you’re a good transitional person for straight girls looking for a lesbian experience without actually admitting that they are dykes and into chicks….I guess you already figured that out on your own. Slut.

Bonus – Here are some pics of Lohan Dancing for Her Lesbian Cock. She is Lookin’ A Little More Haggard than Usual. I Guess Her Cocaine Lifestyle is Taking Its Toll….

All Pics Via Cobrasnake, The

Posted in:DJ|Hipster|Lesbian|Lindsay Lohan|Samantha Ronson|Uncategorized|Unsorted

2007

21

May

I am – Eva Longoria's Ass Plays Volleyball For Charity of the Day

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Eva Longoria is one of those socially conscious celebrities who goes to charity events out of the kindness of her heart and not for publicity because she cares about the world and using her “reach” as a celebrity to make a difference, so who am I to not post the pictures of the event where she played some charity volleyball to bring awareness to whatever the fuck the cause is while showing off her ass.

I am hungover and can barely focus on the screen, so I see is her ass and even though that is the real reason I am posting these, I do think she should be an example to other celebrities on how to make a difference in the world, while still showing her ass.

I guess what it all comes down to is that I am a charitable cause that people should start donating to….

Posted in:Ass|Charity|Eva Longoria|Sports|Uncategorized|Unsorted

2007

21

May

I am – Eva Longoria’s Ass Plays Volleyball For Charity of the Day

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Eva Longoria is one of those socially conscious celebrities who goes to charity events out of the kindness of her heart and not for publicity because she cares about the world and using her “reach” as a celebrity to make a difference, so who am I to not post the pictures of the event where she played some charity volleyball to bring awareness to whatever the fuck the cause is while showing off her ass.

I am hungover and can barely focus on the screen, so I see is her ass and even though that is the real reason I am posting these, I do think she should be an example to other celebrities on how to make a difference in the world, while still showing her ass.

I guess what it all comes down to is that I am a charitable cause that people should start donating to….

Posted in:Ass|Charity|Eva Longoria|Sports|Uncategorized|Unsorted

2007

21

May

I am – Britney Parties in a Bikini of the Day

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Britney performed in Florida and I read somewhere that her CD she was lip syncing to skipped and she turned her back to the crowd and re-cooped. It’s not all that much of a surprise, her entire career has been built on lip syncing and people aren’t watching her perform to listen to her amazing songs, they are listening because she was a young tight thing who moved better than most strippers because she had a choreographer and budget. It was like a big scale stage show without the nipples/vagina shots/lap dances/ signed posters/ etc.

Here are some pics of Britney wearing a bikini at a club, partying after her show in Florida.

I could probably write more and actually try to change your life, but I am uninspired….

Posted in:Bikini|Britney Spears|Drunk|Party|Uncategorized|Unsorted